hearing the words as they leave my lips
knowing they'll be sinking my ships
personal apocalypse 
mindlessly rambling night and day
never typical things i say
chasing all the homies away 

dumbtown wearing a dumb crown top of a dumb gown makin a dumb sound mayor of
dumbtown wearing a dumb crown top of a dumb gown makin a dumb sound 

who utters drivel like that out loud
check me out, i brought a rain cloud
and the only reply is "wow.:/"
is there a class in not being dumb
if there is i'm getting me some
to escape rhetorical slum

dumbtown wearing a dumb crown top of a dumb gown makin a dumb sound mayor of
dumbtown wearing a dumb crown top of a dumb gown makin a dumb sound 

In my head I am butler yeats
got more rhymes than Chili's got plates
I should stick to the written word
got more puppets than thunderbirds

my lyrics? lets just say no great shakes
like no eggs when making a cake
but they're much more easy to fake
how do i say to her 'i like you' 
without belching out 'i love you'
want to hit my head with a shoe

dumbtown wearing a dumb crown top of a dumb gown makin a dumb sound mayor of
dumbtown wearing a dumb crown top of a dumb gown makin a dumb sound mayor of
dumbtown wearing a dumb crown top of a dumb gown makin a dumb sound mayor of
dumbtown wearing a dumb crown top of a dumb gown makin a dumb sound

I'm Not Like Everybody Else (Mono Mix)

The Kinks