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Dragon Ball Z Rap Battles

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Intro // LR Gohan Goten and Trunks

Goten!!

Happy Valentine's Day!

Leannaire as Penny Fitzgerald
GloryOfTheRainWings as Connie Maheswaran
Zack Maloney as Gumball Watterson
Matthew Thomas as Steven Universe
Princely as Stevonnie

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
PENNY FITZGERALD
VERSUS
CONNIE MAHESWARAN
BEGIN!

Penny Fitzgerald:
This is The End for you Connie, you’re in for trouble now
‘Cause when I fuse my pom poms to your face, your parents would freak out
Taking down Miss Knight in a fight like her cloud version
Needing a Nightmare Hospital when Mr. Cuddles starts hurting
I’ll crackalack this know-it-all, so it’s best you leave this brawl
Since this whether fore-outcast makes Larry seem cool and all
You must be blurred in the eyes again to think I haven’t won 
I’ll cheer-lead the way, it'll cost a Penny as a rule of thumb

Connie Maheswaran:
From Pearl's training, I got the sword fighting skills to make the cut
Thanks to her, I'll have no problem with this Planter's peanut
Spitting this Full Diss-closure, gonna make you have the Fitz
I don't care how bad I can get, I'll still Do It For Him
Making fun of my Jam Bud? You're the one with the blue cat
There's no way out of this, I'll leave your body cracked in half
Right now, I'll slice you like a Gem Mutant with Rose's sword
Since your verse was as disappointing as the end of Spirit Morph

Penny Fitzgerald (True form):
Now that I’m out of my shell, my emotions run free
Both verbal and lyrical beast, on this con-out of me
You’re not even worth a penny, so no El-more of your verse
You’ll be with Alan, when we make these bubble buddies burst 
Gumball Watterson:
What the what are you doing? Trying to take down Penny?
Now I’m Storming down with disses that would scare Masami
Scratch you like the DVD so bad, you’ll need your mommy nurse
Leave our Amazing World
Penny Fitzgerald:
Go back to your corrupted Universe!

Steven Universe:
Nice Jokes Joes, but now we’ll unwrap the peeles
Both:
As we unveil our skills to kill while blocking disses with our Shield 
Connie Maheswaran:
Your lines don’t make any cents, they're worse than your burp song
Steven Universe: 
So we’ll make it Ruby-hot with this Funky Flow we got!
Both:
It’s a Temple Room of shame that you’ve stepped in
People will forget about your show more than Molly Collins 
This is our universe, your “Amazing World” makes us hurl 
You’re dropping your gumballs, while we’re shining like a Pearl!

Stevonnie:
Time to show you an experience, when we team up
Gonna take Garnet’s request, it’s time we have some fun
Sadie and Lars have more of a stable relationship
Just stop dropping Pennies and realize how you can't win this
This’ll be another charm of your bad luck, ‘cause right now
We’ll cut and knock you down just like your treehouse
Connie Maheswaran:
As we close off this battle
Steven Universe:
We come back to let you remember
Both:
Now you truly know how it feels to be Alone Together

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Connie Maheswaran vs Penny Fitzgerald. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 51.

Skeeptieel as Sans
thelegion as Ghost Rider

Lyrics
Ghost Rider: (0:23)
I reckon that it's about time you Ketch-up, little brother
Because I'll burn through your puns quicker than Lilin's mother! 
Got flow like hellfire, spitting stingers like a Scorpion 
I'll obliterate you AND your brother without morphing in 
Your rap's as cheap as your comedy, but mine are divine 
As the Angel of Vengeance swoops down upon Skeleton number nine 
You want to see Comic, Sans? That's you and your continuity lies. 
I've the Determination to bring Justice... LOOK INTO MY EYES.
Sans: (0:46)
You’re in for a skele-ton of trouble if you thought that verse was sublime
Because if you step to the comic Sans, you’re going to have a bad time
I’ll Blaze this hot-headed chump, who’s always puttin’ the pedal to the metal
Making deals with Satan? Well aren’t you a clever little Daredevil?
If you ride that trike into Snowdin, then prepare to get Ruined
It’ll be a lyrical Genocide, but this time it won’t be Chara’s doin’
But hey, I'll give you a chance, wanna try to impress me?
Ya got another verse. I'll be over at Grillby's
Ghost Rider: (1:10)
Bet you wish you had PaciFrisk to SAVE you, huh?
Seeing as I'll burn you and your whole dimension up!
This'll be like a Genocide Run, a human demolishes you! 
I burned down Zadkiel, Zarathos and Mephisto, dude! 
Gods, devils, monsters, chaff before the Spirit of Vengeance
And I'll Blaze any hotdog vendor selling biased sentences 
I'd say you're pulling yourself up by your bootstraps, Sans
but not even your creator's sure what shoes you're wearing, man!
Sans: (1:34) 
Those disses were like your Nic Cage flick; a total failure
But this Dreemur has entered the wrong Undertale, where
a faux’ Mr Bones tries to ACT against a Bone Brother
I won’t be Sparin’ you, you’ll end up worse than your lover!
With that leather and chains, I can tell you wanna get Frisk-y
But getting to the Bone Zone with your foster sis is just sick, see?
And so I showed No Mercy to this combo of Scorpion and Spawn
A battle of blood and As-Gore has ended, so geeeeeeeeeeeeet dunked on!

Sans Vs Ghost Rider ~ Cave's Rap Battles Season 1

Sorry about releasing so many battles on soundcloud recently but the video's are taking a little longer than usual and we just couldn't resist. Hope you enjoy.

Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Leannaire as Peridot
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Anthony Perry as Invader Zim
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Skeep as GIR
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Lyrics:
Peridot:
Log Date 7 16 2; Zim is getting on my nerves,
This is Peridot, assigned against a bigger nuisance than Gir
Lyrically destabilize ya’, there’s no running from this zappin’ 
And just wait till’ Yellow Diamond hears about your awful rappin’ 
Got a flow like Lazuli, you’re getting burned When It Rains 
Rejected by your own race but I’ll still put you in your place 

Invader Zim:
I’ll claim another Irkin win after I’ve shut your trap
I’ve gathered all your weaknesses and compiled them into rap
Conquered this deadly rhythm, and yes, it is a weapon
I could find a species with more original names with three letters
Hide behind your glorified stilts but you’ll always stay inferior 
Not even a Bloaty Pizza Hog could take you so serious
You still have much to learn if you think that’s how flow works
So apologize to the Gems for that Cluster of a verse

Peridot:
Oh my stars! That was more confusing than the Steven
You’re as defective as our Pearl but I’m built from magnesium
Leave your skin ripped and then you’ll find that your arms are gone
Cause you’re not much more limb enhanced than the Crystal Clods
I’m not going Too Far against an invader pretender
Step on this LGM with the Almighty Shortest temper
With banter as pitiful as when you sought love for truth
And you’re even more horrific than a Room with a Moose
Keep on spewing Baloney, it doesn’t matter that you planned it
I’ll still blast this Germ off the face of this miserable planet 
I’m Dark Harvesting the dumb rhymes of this awkward arthropod
Am I determined to win? Apparently more than you, CLOD!

Zim and Gir:
YAY! No, GIR, that’s bad. Rap against the bad lady. Okay! 
Watch me lock in Duty Mode and terminate this rock-brain
Your verse was filled with LIES, it does not affect me like LICE
It seems the Kindergarten was where your rhymes were devised  
Call me a Soulstealer as you bubble up and is given the boot
So zip up your mouth please, like you were my Mongoose dog-suit!
Even baked in Irken ingredients, your rhymes are hard to swallow
Pop you like greasy zits, stuff your remains in a TACO! 
Make me a sandwich! I’m the deadliest of malfunctioning SIRs!
I’ve had more fun watching static than Steven Universe.

Written by Fel, Skeep, Legion, MaNCHA and Anthony


Invader Zim vs Peridot. CartoonMadeRapBattles

Season 3 begins.

JacobSZ as Professor Utonium
Miss Shellah as Princess Bubblegum

Princess Bubblegum:
Stepping to royalty, have you taken Chemical Ecstasy?
I’ll ruin Samurai ‘Jack-off’’ like Craig McCracken’s legacy
Are your super Bratz with you? ‘Cuz if not- you better ring ‘em 
So they can witness disses sweeter than the entire Candy Kingdom 
You’re nutty, Professor; getting messed up by Bubblegum 
I made a whole species, I pack a Cinnamon Punch 
This specimen’s whack, yo: he lacks my rap Mojo 
I be bursting your Bubbles with mathematical flow (ohhh)

Professor Utonium: 
Sugar! Lines tasteful unlike your lemon Frankenstein 
Your stale plot’s like old gum, a real King’ll put it on Ice
Dropping rhythm and rhymes to simply Spice up this fight 
Cause on the mic, I’m anything but Everything Nice!
Mixing you up like your DNA ‘n’ you’re making me tired
Like all your countless attempts to sink your teeth into a Vampire 
You’re worn out, Bonnie. Looks like you’ve been chewed up
And seconds separated from always being “Too Young”
 
Princess Bubblegum:
Better than being a crusty Earl Grey with Lemon sourness
Who sends three little girls daily to get devoured, yes?
I’m pushing to my Goal-iad; a Blockhead’s resignation
Who’s even more of an accident than his own creations!

Professor Utonium:
Well unlike your freaks, mine were made to save the day!
Blossoming into responsibility, taking targets their way
You dominate your citizens, it’s no surprise they piked it
Girls, this is why you should never be Adventure two-Timing.

Beat by Kustom
Written by Fel, ChaoProductions, Legion, Skeep, Walk, Anthony


Princess Bubblegum vs Professor Utonium. Season 3, Wave 1

Mikewhitefire28 as Danny Phantom
Zack Maloney as Ben Tennyson 
Frenzy as Heatblast
Seth W as Four Arms
Dusk as XLR8

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
DANNY PHANTOM
VERSUS
BEN TENNYSON
BEGIN!

Danny Fenton:
This kid will be toast even before I go ghost
Jazzing on the track, Fenton finding your show completely broke 
You're third wheel to Gwen, whereas I am way past Dani
Take you down like Delilah, but I’m indeed more of a beast
Omniverse is the Worst, I’ll be your Ultimate Enemy
I’d leave you in the dust, but your films already did that for me
Your bars are Bloxx, and your flow stinks worse than Swampfire
So tell your grandpa to grab a plunger before you spit your cyphers

Ben Tennyson:
Half human? Half ghost? An overvalued discount Ghostfreak 
Flirting in Disaster, Casper’ better switch to invisibility 
At least my Grandpa aged well; can’t say the same for your show
Armodrillo threw this slow-Poke Zero getting Beatdown in this Snare-oh
A shifting Spitter, I have no limits with my transformations 
I pack an XLR8 Flow, I’m out of your league, so don’t test my patience
You think you’re a threat, dweeb? Even Box Ghost has you on the run 
Tally up the scores, Danny Fenton: Zero, Ben: Ten, son!
 
Danny Phantom:
I'm going ghost!
Your verse will be as useless and helpless as Alien X 
You couldn't touch Vlad, you can barely take down Hex!
It won't Clock-work, I'll burn you to an ember, I got this in the Box
You can’t Omni-trick me with all those Alien Forced lines you’ve got
Hit this freakshow with a Ghost Ray, this Zombozo sucks balls! 
You're overshadowed, I can see through your mind like I go through walls
You’re just a cocky immature kid who really needs to can it
‘Cause these ghostly rhymes will make sure you get off of Phantom’s Planet

Ben Tennyson:
It’s hero time!
Heatblast:
Blow you up like your dad’s lab, leave you nothing but Smoke And Ashes 
Your plot’s as see-through as your win, this Way Big wannabe’s ego is massive 
Four Arms:
I’m a butt kicking machine, your acts don’t scare me, I’ve beat the best around
It’ll be Game Over for you once I Sumo Slam you to the ground
XLR8:
Your whole life’s a Form-of Bad Luck, I’m Fast-on-track not only when I’m lyrical 
But with all of your copied traits, you make Albedo look original 
Ben Tennyson:
Rhymes ear bleeding like Echo Echo’s screams, keep hidden from your identity
Call me Skulker for now, ‘cause I just captured this ghost’s victory

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Season 3

Danny Phantom vs Ben Tennyson. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 54.

A rap battle between Goten and Trunks of Dragon Ball Z and Gon and Killua of Hunter X Hunter! Premiere battle of Dragon Ball Z Rap Battles! 

Son Goten: Eddiefrb
Trunks: SkeepTieel
Freecs Gon: DNAFox
Zoldyck Killua: FreshyKanal

Written by me, thelegion. Mixed by SkeepTieel.

Beat: "Black Lightning" by Madbeatzmuzik

Lyrics: http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:SoothSaiyaman!/Goten_and_Trunks_vs_Gon_and_Killua

Goten And Trunks Vs Gon And Killua

thelegion