It's not your fault you're this way, but how dare you.
Season 2 - Judgement

Music:
Sam Spence

Don't Ever Look At Me

I bop em til they don't bop no more.
Season 3 - Trials

Music:
Are We Having a Party - Cliff Martinez

Something Terribly Offensive

What a beautiful thing.
Season 4 - Relay

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Music:
Welcome Back / Perturbator's Theme - Perturbator

Relay

That's A Nice Grill

in fact, i'm actually straight.

music is Guitar Gallop by Sam Spence

lyrics:
I don't care what they say
I don't care, 
I'm not gay-ay-ay-ay
No in fact, I'm actually straight
100% stray-ay-ay-ait
Mark that down in your books!
I'm not one who would give a look or
suck anybody's cock!
no that's not what i want

If i was gay
everybody would know
i'd run round the town
to spy the seeds that i could sow
all type of dick
put em into my mouth
get em real stiff
and maybe bring em further south
down to my butt
BUT!

i'm tellin ya im not gay
in fact im actually straight
theres not much i can say
dont have to get so complicated
go out and tell all your friends!
i don't want their rear ends

for the moment im straight
but i can feel that straightness fading
yes i wait for the day
where on the horizon a man is waiting
to suck my little cock
when he does i'll be truly happy
until then i am not

I'm Not Gay

Dishonorable Highb100d

Signal Return is a collaborative project from the tmh_tml discord server, the same people who make THE MIGHTY LIGHTHOUSE (which is a printed zine).

You can see all past issues of THE MIGHTY LIGHTHOUSE here: https://theminutehour.com/zines/
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SIGNAL RETURN 05
edited by tmh
with contributions from...

0:00 - opening
music - letsalllovelain
vid - fod

1:02 - amazon customer service
vox - mr. red rocket
vid - tmh, moxiefamous

3:19 - sigret station identification five
music - augggh, haha
vid - fod, culture

3:51 - joe's cheddar
vox - bridge stuart
vid - jammho, culture, kitten

4:50 - my car
music + vocals - dad
vid - tmh
background images - bdws, polpotsnpans

6:26 - sarsparilla
vox - syphus
vid - tmh, kitten

8:08 - sigret station id 
music - icrs
vid - alfwok

9:12 - a message for tom fulp
vox - kilroy
music - mastersquinch
vid - tmh

12:06 - i am pigman station id
mus - augggh
vid - jammho

12:22 - buss a baby
vox - tmh
mus - jurgen

14:05 - dubstep station ID
mus - itsowain
vid - tmh, jammho

14:27 - tom cruisey
music - kitten
vid - tmh, soop, duk, canthandlemyhandle, beeb

16:04 - time tattoo
vox - drue langlois
music - drue langlois
vid - tmh, moxiefamous, duk, culture, classicoz

19:53 station id
vid - casualmalexl
music - framk

20:04 - superslicer 3000
vox - pyracy
vid - culture, jammho

22:00 - laughing interlude
music - azure
vox - gym slow
vid - jammho, teratoma jones, dont-feed-ben, greyscale peacock, augggh, moxiefamous

22:48 - answering machine
vox - shat dohnson
vid - don hausettler, moxiefamous, bdws, polpotsnpans, soop, culture, kitten

27:35 - the legend of hook hand
music - droopy mccool
vid - tmh, don hausettler, polpotsnpans, moxiefamous, kitten, bdws

30:52 - credits
music - kitten
vid - tmh, moxiefamous, jammho, deleted user, haru

SIGRET

SIGNAL RETURN 05

Vast Error Vol. 4 - 02 Road to Recovery

Vast Error Vol. 4 - 07 Corporate

Running For Eons - 02 Mind In The Shutter

Vast Error Music Team - Catch 322 - 18 I'm Right Here

This is a track that I feel heavy nostalgia for, as it was my introduction to the concept of YTP back in 2009. For the longest time I've wanted to recreate it, putting my own creativity into it.
This is my interpretation of the song. If you want the sound of the original, then go listen to the original.

Don't Ever Look At Me

The Minute Hour