The debut episode of The Mortified Podcast delivers a Valentine tribute to teen romance with a painfully earnest high school love letter from Feb 14,1994. To learn more about Mortified visit getmortified.com.  The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX.  

01 Tom: My Funny Valentine

The diary of a girl in the 1980s who-- forbidden to go out on dates-- resorts to finding love via the phone. To learn more about Mortified visit getmortified.com.  The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. 

02 Sakena: Mr. Telephone Man

The diaries of a closeted teenager who relied on pop songs and soap operas to survive high school. To learn more about Mortified visit getmortified.com.  The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. 

04 Jimmy: Throw In The Towel

The journals of an American teen who tries to shed his preppy background by volunteering in the remote villages of Mexico.  
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09 Steve: Gringo Of The Year

The diaries of a high school girl whose first boyfriend is clearly gay.  To learn more about Mortified visit getmortified.com.  The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. 

(And yes, those are actual cat-eye contact lenses.)

14 Jenny: Is My Boyfriend Gay?

In honor of Independence Day, this special episode features two  tales of kids getting their first taste of freedom from mom and dad at sleepaway camp. 

21: Mortified's Summer Camp Spectacular!

A pre-teen girl attempts to write a steamy sex scene.  And gets everything wrong.  Mortified Producer Anne Jensen guest hosts.  The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia. To learn more at getmortified.com.

22 Joan: 50 Shades Of Awkward

An incredibly shy teenager overcomes a speech impediment and works up the courage to ask out a girl.

35 Colin: Don't Tell Anyone I Like You

A teenage misfit tries to empower himself by taking on the persona of a medieval Scottish King.  The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX.   Hear more episodes at getmortified.com/podcast.  Enter your own bad teen poem or lyrics in Mortified's Tournament of Awkard Teen Poetry @ getmortified.com/poetry.

42 Jason: King Of Scotland

This Mortified Mixtape episode is devoted to sensitive teenage guys who aren't afraid to wear their hearts on their sleeves. With a special performance from CHVRCHES.

The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX.  Listen at getmortified.com/podcast.  Find out how to share your worst adolescent poetry in Mortified's Tournament of Awkward Teen Poetry at getmortified.com/poetry.

43: Boys DO Cry (w/ special guest CHVRCHES)

In honor of the New Year, Mortified goes back in time to the turn of the new millenium when one very concerned teenager went all out to prepare her family for worldwide catastrophe.  And, hear terrible teen poems as we crown the winner of Mortified's Awkward Teen Poetry Contest!   The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. 

45 Emma: The Girl Who Cried Y2K

A Harry Potter story unlike anything you've heard before -- the homoerotic fan fiction of a 12 year old straight girl.  Featuring Cal Grant, Chris Libby & Daniel Franzese of Mean Girls and HBO's Looking. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX.   Listen @ getmortified.com

62 Naomi: Harry Potter Fan Fiction

How was that for you?  In honor of our 69th episode, teenagers use numbers to rate, rank and relate to sex.  The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX.  Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast

69: Sex By Numbers

The tale of a first generation girl stuck between parents who think she's getting out of control and schoolmates who assume she's just a quiet bookish type.  The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX.  Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast

79 Amy: Diaries of a First Generation Kid

In honor of the discord that shows up around the Thanksgiving table,   we present tales of kids who don't quite the concept of family togetherness. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast

80: It's A Family Affair

A man shares the diaries he kept as an awkward adolescent girl.   Support the Trans community at transequality.org and thetrevorproject.org. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast.

Big congrats to our friends at The Heart podcast for winning Best Documentary at Third Coast International Festival for their episode, "Miraya."

81 Diary of a Trans Man: Confessions of Kelly Shortandqueer

Ever fantasize about meeting your prince?  In part 3 of our Celebrity Obsessions series, we present tales of girls with fairy tale fantasies of being with real-life British Royalty. Featuring a new song by Scott Hutchison of Frightened Rabbit. With special appearances by Helen Zaltzman of The Allusionist and Answer Me This and Dr. Martin Zaltz Austwick from Answer Me This and Song by Song. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX.  Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast

86 Celebrity Obsession pt3: Royalty (w/ Frightened Rabbit)

Waste your adolescence waiting to hear someone say, "You Jump, I Jump"? In honor of Valentines Day, tales of kids whose romantic notions were totally "Jacked" by Titanic. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX.  Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast

88: Titanic Ruined My Love Life

Host of Criminal, Phoebe Judge takes us on a tour of kids who break rules -- including tales of her own childhood offenses.  The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX.  Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast. 

And listen to Criminal @ thisiscriminal.com
Special thanks to Phoebe Judge & Lauren Spohrer.

90: Kid Criminals (feat Phoebe Judge)

The case of the half-eaten peach? The case of the orphan tube sock? Tales of inquisitive kids who become detectives and crack the case in the hopes of solving life's smallest mysteries. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast.

91: Kid Detectives

What happens when a teenager moves to the other side of the tracks and ends up with all the freedom she could ask for? The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast

92 Ashley: Where The Wild Teens Are

Wedges! Doobies! And Shaggin' Wagons!  Tales of teens looking for love during the height of the sexual revolution. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of the Radiotopia from PRX.  Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast

Music from: Mud Dogs. "Dog with No Bone Blues."

95: Not THAT 70s Show

Did Mom rule the roost?  Mortified celebrates strong Moms with second installment of our 2-part Mother's Day series. Featuring a special interview with Director, Mike Mills (20th Century Women, Beginners).  The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com.

97: 20th Century Moms (w/ Mike Mills)

Gossip! Backstabbing! Burn Books!  Mortified celebrates the 13th anniversary of Mean Girls with stories of tyrannical kids. Featuring an interview Daniel Franzese Aka Damien from Mean Girls.  The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com

98: Mean Girls (w/ Daniel Franzese)

A teenage girl tries to find love on AOL without revealing her true identity.  The Mortified Podcast is part of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com

105: How to Become a Catfish

Grab your bag, cover your textbooks and decorate your new locker! Celebrate the joys and pains of back to school season with tales of being the new kid in school. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all episodes @ getmortified.com

108: The New Kid

Leg Warmers! Big Bangs! Z Cavariccis! Tales of kids whose childhoods, for better or worse, revolved around fashion. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com.

109: The September Issue

What happens when an innocent crush on a teacher becomes not-so-innocent. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all episodes @ getmortified.com

110: The Student and The Teacher

Re-live all the show tunes, melodrama and backstage gossip that is the school theater as Mortified pays tribute to the Drama Nerd. Featuring Amy Dietz & Kevin James Doyle, etc. Binge all episodes @ getmortified.com. Mortified is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX.

111: Drama Club Kids

Getting dumped totally sucks. Especially when it's the first time. This week, teenagers find creative ways to cope with getting kicked to the curb. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all @ getmortified.com

112: Breaking Up Is Hard To Do (w/ Rider Strong)

Celebrate Halloween with not-so-scary stories written by kids who thought they were the next RL Stine or Stephen King. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com

113: I Was A Teenage Horror Writer

There comes a moment in every school kid's life where it’s time where the student becomes the teacher. The Mortified Podcast celebrates kids who attempt to school their peers by dropping some knowledge about life’s biggest issues. Mortified is a proud member of PRX from Radiotopia. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast

114: Kids Who Teach

A teenage metal head gets desperate when she can't find any other lesbians in her school. Because, the 80s. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX!  Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast

115: The Only Living Lesbian on Long Island

Dying to know what your sister really thinks about you? Who they're fighting with? Who they're crushing on? Discover the consequences for kids who break into their sister's private diary. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all episodes @ getmortified.com

116: I Found My Sister's Diary!

Tales of kids with an unbridled passion to hear wedding bells. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all episodes @ getmortified.com

117: Let's Get Married!

A storytelling series where adults share the embarrassing things they created as kids-- diaries, letters, lyrics & beyond-- in front of total strangers. PS: It totally likes you.  

To learn more about Mortified visit getmortified.com.  We are a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX.



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