crackpot chemistry - freestyle (new mix)

Although I roam

I’m home alone

Unknown and shown

To be a singleton

So take your jingle son

And do one

Cos I don’t hear (what you heeeaeeaaar) 

Crying into my beer 

At this time of year

Let me fill you in 

As to my chagrin

If it’s snowing 

I’m going 

Cos it's does my head in

Nobody left me 

Nobody died

Why can’t I just be

Left alone at Yuletide

Cos every December 

Since I can remember 

Life’s got worse 

When it comes to legal tender 

There’s a cost to livin

And I’m ready to give in

Detractor of your feel good factor 

And if you’re data driven

Here’s a few economic truths 

Stuff that makes me get right back in the booth 

This year we’ll spend a record amount 

But we actually buy less by all accounts 

Black Friday was a waste of time 

The pubs are all shut down 

So it’s back to mine 

You feel poorer 

Because you are

We three kings in the back of the car 

Korned Beef for Christmas dinner on the 25th

That lynx Africa set was a re-gift

 

[Chorus] 

It’s a re-gift

It’s a re-gift

I’m forced into the thrift 

It’s a re-gift

 

I be that Christmas single ton

Not much fun when you’re the one 

With a boiler that’s broke 

A washing machine that floods your flat 

And the telly just went up in smoke 

But come all ye faithful 

To the public house 

The Stella is stirring 

So is the famous grouse 

The kebab shops open 

Every day of the year 

Donner meat and chips 

Fills you with that festive cheer 

I kinda get where scrooge was coming from 

Cos that boy was the original single ton

I don’t need ghosts to help me switch 

To a kind state of mind 

But there’s just a little hitch

When I think of all those with less than me 

In a Ukrainian ditch; it’s all our destiny 

So i put my hand in my pocket and put a fiver in the tin

Cos right here at home is where charity begin 

Gave me a bit of a cardio uplift 

But not as m-m-m much

As that (Lynx Africa re-gift) 

 

[Chorus] 

It’s a re-gift

It’s a re-gift

I’m forced into the thrift 

It’s a re-gift

 

(get savoury Spammy B) 

My wife just left me 

Oh how she stressed me 

Her name is Steph Knee

And I think I best be 

Apologising for the way I played hooky

Bunked off work went from the pub to the bookies 

Lost the Christmas bonus 

Yes the onus is on me 

We had a ding dong 

Didn’t end merrily 

No new bikes

No Barbie dollies 

Cos oh dear me

I spunked all the lolly 

Went round to her mums 

To plead my case 

The old girl came out 

Smacked dead in the face

Lying in the gutter what do I spy 

Oh my word a crisp little five 

Brand new  and sporting the king

Let’s see if he can speak 

Put it all on to win

Thousands to one (one one) 

Came in like my boy ole rudolph on the run (run) 

Bought some champagne 

Went back to the missus 

Got a lynx Africa gift set

And yes it was re-gifted

 

[Chorus] 

It’s a re-gift

It’s a re-gift

I’m forced into the thrift 

It’s a re-gift

 

 

 



Christmas Singleton (Re-Gift)

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