Ed - Anthony
Patrick - Matthew 
Cosmo - Zack
Gir - Zack
Soos - KGBronies 
Chowder - RoboTurtle
Bloo - Zack
Billy - Zack 
Stimpy - Frenzy 
Dora The Explorer - Mat4yo

EPIC CARTOON MADE RAP BATTLES!
ED!
VS! 
PATRICK!
BEGIN!

Ed:
Hello! I’m ed, after this, this dumb starfish will be found dead
But instead, you sound like you’ve been knocked on the head.
don’t try to rap, you and you're yellow friend are in a gay romance 
no wonder since you want to see what's in his squarepants 
you’re the first star fish that has ever been beaten by Ed
you pink dildo headed prick, have you been dropped on your head again?
You live under a rock? Whoa you can’t be more of a dumbass!
you’re a unemployed idiot who can’t even get at a job at the krusty krab

Patrick:
You’ll be screaming “Chickens!” once I kick you in the dickens
my rhymes are harder then my rock house so don’t think about winning
don’t make fun of my friends, you’re the retard to talk
only friends you have is a cheap scammer and a nerd who yabs too much
may I ask a simple question, why so fucking yellow?
oh wait you’re always like that cause you probably have conditions, I’ll
whoop you away and you're weird obsession with buttered toast 
try to step up to this awesome star fish with the most flow

Ed:
Well least I’m likeable and have a fucking personality 
unlike you sitting there overdosing on krabby patties 
you can’t even do anything, who could ever stand you?
atleast I have an IQ to know that you’re going to lose

Patrick:
well your IQ’s wrong, now lets just get this beat back on track
oh yeah where this star fish was kicking your dumb-ass
I’m not talking shit from a guy who gets beat up by his sister
I’m a dead sea mc, who’ll leave more than a blister.

Cosmo:
hello! Cosmo is back to kick these dumb holes in there nuts
I’m a fairy godparent! You two act like Mutts. 
I’m the real star, not you Fagdick, so just go back to you're rock home!
Think twice, you got sliced, by the magical cosmo!

Gir:
It’s time for you all to go through your Walk of Doom!
When GIR steps onto the mic, there’s nothing you can do!
I’m the fan favorite, watch me doo dee doo doh!
And if you try to fuck with me, I’ll go into Rare Duty Mode!

Soos:
Welcome to Gravity Falls fools, I was once a pig.
But when I was one, I could still rap better than you did,
I’m Jesüs! and now I’ll leave you a huge bruise!
I’m going to go now, you got owned by sooooos!

Chowder:
I'm going to spit a rap and then eat it up again
Mung Daal, lets cook up these fools and turn them into Bacon
I’m a classic CN show, compared to me, you all suck!
say I have an eating problem? well guess what, I don’t give a fuck!

Ralph Wiggum:
you guys winning is impossible , my cat smells like pee.
I’m not stupid, I’m special, ask my dad, see?
I’ll stop eating these crayons when I take you to town
I don’t choo choo choose you, I hate men now!

Bloo:
Prepare to be owned by Mac's best imaginary friend
You're all for comedy purposes, when will it be your end?
Chowder, all you do is eat, well choke on this rhymes
Now watch as I give the bloo beatdown, a second time

Billy:
Hey Grim, Lets kick bloo out of that stupid fosters home
even Mandy agrees that you guys freaking blow
Honestly, All your raps are making my ears bleed!
I’d rather eat my own boogers then see you guys succeed

Stimpy:
Oh joy, I get to rap against these fails, cause I’ll win!
Billy, I’ll turn you into a skeleton, just like Grim!
Cosmo, you’re obsessed with timmy, keep away from little boys
All of you guys just need some Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy!

Dora The Explorer:
Hola! Es signora Dora! Taking down these idiots!
You dipshits lower intellect, I pioneer a hispanic syndicate
of little kids who can whoop your ass sideways in two different languages
Anywhere from bikini bottom all the way to Bangladesh
Stimpy, you’re simply gay with Ren- and it’s obvious to see!
I don’t need help from my viewers to find that out this time on TV
I’l kick you down with Boots’ boots, I’ll stomp on you like jelly
I’ll be swiping these silly swiping sick swipers right off of the telly!
Billy, shove your boogers up your ass, you failed mistake
check the map to see how much more of this buttkicking you can take
Call me Boots, cause I’m going apeshit on you whackos that’s a fact
I’ll have mi Abuela pack my you in my backpack for a snack
Before I drop the mic, YEAH!, what did we learn today...
Never mess with Dora the Explorer, we did it, yeah, we did it, YAY!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
Uhhhhhhhhh...What was I meant to say again?
CARTOONMADERAPBATTLES!

Ed vs Patrick. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 1 Finale

The long awaited sequel is here. Harry Styles vs Paul McCartney 2!

Nathan Provost as Paul McCartney
WoodenHornets as Harry Styles
VideoGameRapBattles as Niall Horan
Froggy as Zayn Malik
HarryPotter2875 as Liam Payne
Mat4yo as Louis Tomlinson
Mancha as John Lennon
Justin Buckner as Ringo Starr
RLYoshi as George Harrison

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
HARRY STYLES 
VERSUS
PAUL MCCARTNEY 
2
BEGIN

Harry Styles:
Time for round two, grandpa, I hope you are a fast reactor,
We write the 'Best Songs Ever', and we've got the X Factor!
Bugger off, ya bugs! All five of us got the Style
All four of you got warrants as domestic pedophiles! 
1D's the commotion 'cross the ocean, 
1 half of you are dead, we keep things in motion!
there are 4 problems here, and we are the solvers,
We'll shoot you down like John, with a lyrical revolver.
This is a battle of the Brits, so retrieve your shields
And stop dreaming all day in your Strawberry Fields
You can't handle my swag, don't you ever forget
I'm the most fly swatter, just crushed these insects

Paul McCartney:
I'm gonna kick you with my brown shoes, I've got nothing to prove,
This boy band is so gonna lose, since their only fans are girls in their youth.
You gotta choose, fool, give up or maybe try to improve,
You think you're the big hit news when you literally copy our moves?
On the fame mountain we're still climbing, While you're horrible at rhyming,
Harry, I will devour you like a lion, better call Big Papa Simon!
Your horrible songs keep me up at night, your lyrics suck, as usual
There's One Thing I gotta say, these buttbuddies aren't beautiful.
If John would write a song about you all, it would be called 5 virgins,
We're the greatest, while you're the gay Backstreet Boys version
It's in our name, we'll Beat you, since our skill is so lethal
you're walking towards the direction of being killed by the Beatles

Harry Styles:
You old stoners are haggards and fags in the sack

Niall Horan:
We'll leave you four and your chink girlfriend snapped

Louis Tomlinson:
Who the frig knows who Ringo is? 

Zayn Malik:
George, I'll harass you

Liam Payne:
and Lennon's been dead

Louis Tomlinson:
So that leaves us the last two

Harry Styles:
Run away, our millions of fans will make sure you won't go far

Liam Payne:
1D is the best band in the world, we're the real Starrs!

Niall Horan:
We'll be living while we're young, kicking your asses back to Yesterday!

Louis Tomlinson:
You all need HELP! 

Zayn Malik:
We'll beat all these Beatles without delay

Harry Styles:
Your music is cancerous, like your good friend George!

Liam Payne: 
Your fans are dead, nobody loves you anymore!

Harry Styles:
This is the end for you four, you shouldn't have made us do this

Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Niall Horan & Zayn Malik:
Now you know not to mess with Harry, Liam, Niall, Zayn and

Louis Tomlinson:
Louieeeeee!

Paul McCartney:
Well these kids are steppin' up to us, we made the rock era our bitch

John Lennon:
You're basically any other boyband, 

Ringo Starr:
well, plus a terrorist

George Harrison:
While we're The Beatles, so great we have stuff nobody has,

Ringo Starr:
We've got the most known covers, and we're the best in kicking ass

Paul McCartney:
I'm Paul MC Cartney, we're known for the most hits

John Lennon:
You're known for getting eight year olds and sucking british dick

George Harrison:
Your "little things" will never slip up any girl on their will

Ringo Starr:
Baby, you can drive my car! We'll drive you to a standstill

John Lennon:
We're spitting hot on this vinyl! You've reached out fame? Ours is tripled

George Harrison:
No wonder Taylor Swift left Harry to cry! He has 4 goddamn nipples

Paul McCartney:
Your dads didn't use protection, now the Beatles are infesting. 
Rest in Pieces cause

All:
The Beatles blew your bodies in all directions

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES!



Harry Styles vs Paul McCartney 2. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 45.

Here's our first royale! And this time it's all of the Eeveelutions battling it out in a free for all!

Justin Buckner as Flareon
VideoGameRapBattles as Jolteon
MaNCHA as Vaporeon
Mat4yo as Espeon
Epic Pokemon Rap Battles as Umbreon
WoodenHornets as Leafeon
Nathan Provost as Glaceon
Frenzy as Sylveon
Stofferex as Eevee

Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #10
Jolteon vs Flareon vs Vaporeon
BEGIN!

Flareon:
I don't care, it's on when you mess with Flareon!
Watching me rap is like looking at the bare sun!
I'm the Biting Fighting Guts having devil with a temper,
Fire Spin around you, while I unleash a lyrical ember.
Gonna make you my bitch with a Flare Blitz, I'm for real,
I melt Steel, with a Flash Fire I turn you all into my meal,
And as my Last Resort, I'm gonna make you all feel,
That I burned you beyond a recovery from a Burn Heal!

Jolteon:
Shocking things up, with pure terryifing electricity,
The worst Eevee brother seriously is dissing me?
Tackling and Double Kicking you till you're under!
Then turn you into some ash with a bolt of Thunder!
I've got Agility, I'm Quick of my Feet, and I'm sure,
That you won't Absord any Volts when you touch my fur,
This Pin Missile 'fo shizzle is above your pitiful level,
You tried your best to Attack, but it just wasn't Special!

Vaporeon:
Vap is here to rap! I've had enough of your boasting,
I'm Surfing on my flow since it's as massive as an ocean!
You can't get through my Acid Armor, so don't bother!
No risk for Hydration when you get buried in Muddy Water!
Ice Bean these two till they're not worth facing,
I'm Hydro Pumpin up these raps! This battle I'm acing!
Water Gunnin' you down with a Haze, you can never win,
Since I'm the only one who's being healed by an Aqua Ring.

Espeon:
I'm the most beloved Eevee Brother, smothering you sidekicks,
The future holds the truth, its in my will to win, I'm Psychic.
Turn you into Sun Shards, dazzled just by how I fought:
Swift to Synchronize and show you fools a true Power Swap!
You think its you that theyre choosing? let me clear the Confusion!
my Future Sight told me you're losing to the best Eeveelution!
Let's Psych up! A new Morning sun arises! Get what I mean?
I'll Magic Bounce my rhyme scheme off your face like a Psybeam!

Umbreon:
Let me Inner Focus, fools. Your end will be real soon,
Have you got hit by a Confuse Ray? My skill is big, like a moon.
And I've Assurance I will gain victory in this Eevee fight,
Upon the winner of this battle, let there be a shining Moonlight!
Pursuiting your asses since you're nothing but crooks,
You'll Feint when I attack! Be scared when I use my Mean Look!
Dark and gold, barking bold! A lesson I will teach,
Mess with Umbreon and get owned by a powerful lyrical Screech!

Leafon:
 I'm the Moss Boss and you're in my woods,
So Why don't you Leaf? Or I'll Giga Drain you for good,
I cut sharp like my Razor Leafs, It's a Sunny Day to face this,
You can't win versus my Chlorophyll and my Synthesis!
Hear this Grass Whistle when I use my Swords Dance,
You'll need a Helping Hand since the power is so immense,
And then a Sand Attack to your face will help to my aid,
Then finish you all off with my Leaf Blade!

Glaceon:
With disses so cold, it's natural that Glaceon Ice Rocks!
I spit an Icy Wind since I'm the coolest Brother on the block,
With a Barrier like mine, I wonder why you have provoked,
The Blizzard of the Lyrical Wizard with a Snow Cloak
My Hail will make you fail,  playing you all like Ice Hockey,
Ice Fang this gang, you can't touch my Ice Body,
Break my Mirror Coat? It's pretty damn hard!
And especially when you're getting hit by some Ice Shards!

Sylveon:
Generation Six has got the wits to get you all buried!
I'm very Cute with my Charm, you guessed it! I'm a Fairy!
Disarming you with my voice, prepare to feel my hate,
Then Tackle it up in this battle while using my Pixilate!
This Draining Kiss is like a diss, you'll soon feel the pain.
No excuses, I win! There was no Skill Swap or a Misty Terrain
Light Screen in this fight scene equals destroyment real fast,
Better be Swift because I'm ending this with a Moonblast!

Eevee:
What am I witnessing? Some Battling Eevee Brothers,
With a Baton Pass I'll beat your ass, I'm better than any other,
So just Run Away, to your stupid stones and your need for love,
My Adaptability shows I'm the one who reaches high above,
the victory, I will see your demise through my Baby-Doll Eyes,
By Taking you Down and Refresh as I'm owning in this strife,
And as my Trump Card, and I know you all waited with Anticipation,
You all need the one and only who deserves the actual appriciation!

Eeveelution Battle Royale. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #10.

Duck Hunting Duo Willie and Si battle Propane Seller Hank Hill.

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
HANK HILL
VS
DUCK DYNASTY
BEGIN

Willie:
It's time to Dine with the Dynasty! You're facing Willie and Si!
Don't you dare complain, Hank, you'll have to Dale with it this time
Quit kidding, man, you sell cocaine and cocaine accessories,
Here's Redneck Rule #1: Learn to never mess with me

Si:
It's a fact, Jack, we'll double team to spit hard at you,
I've eaten 'coon crap that tasted better than your barbeque,
It doesn't take a Boggle tournament just to know that we beat ya
Your chances of winning are as narrow as your urethra

Hank:
Willie, you giblet head, you're really out of luck
You think you can rap against me? You can't even talk to your ducks
Don't talk about my urethra, BWAH! I'm gonna kick your ass
I'm the king, and you'll feel the pro-pain that I bring at last
I'm not saying you're not good at rapping, I'm just saying I'm better
If you werent my enemies I'd slap you, making your sunburn redder
Who'd want to watch a dumb show about redneck ex-drug users?
With the head of the family being a homophobic, teen-marrying, LOSER!

Willie:
We'll shoot you down like Duck Hunter, so prepare to fall under
Spitting Duck Call after Duck Call, your friends will drop by the numbers

Si:
Hey, hey, hey, we'll push this king off of his hill
Our rhymes are cooler than my iced tea, so prepare to feel a chill

Willie:
We'll call you out like a Duck Commander, so listen when we wreck this

Si:
Lemme tell you the story about how we kicked Hank's ass out of Texas

Willie:
I don't want to hear a quack, so just shut your trap, dude!

Both:
The truth is, we'd buy from Fatherton before ever visiting you

Bobby:
Let go of my purse! I don't even know you! *kicks one of them in the balls*

Hank:
Your verses are more crap, than what Bobby listens to.
Now listen, to be fishes you have to think like fishes
So that means to beat you two, we have to think like little bitches
How nerve wrecking that these sell-outs are trying to fight me,
when the fact is Walmart is reason they make their money
You guys have put me down less than Si puts down his cup
So now it's time to celebrate with an Alamo beer, yep

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES

Hank Hill vs Duck Dynasty. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 46.

VIDEO: http://youtu.be/EeHmSnI7KTg

Beat produced by DHBeats: https://soundcloud.com/dvd5671

LYRICS:
SPIDERMAN:
'Wanted Dead or Alive" Who could it be?
None other than the Pepé Le Pew of the high seas
I've been waiting for a crook to spit my silk on for my feed
and the moonlight says tonight, I'll take a pirate's life for me
 watch me fight with ease, professionally trained,
leave this battle unscathed with a string sprayed slave
laying sprawled in a cave with this saying on his grave:
"Spiderman's the only killer he couldn't escape"
You're washed out, 
you old coot, Not the fountain of youth
could ever come to rescue you from our bout for the truth
A false security of confidence  is 'bout to get duped
cause Captain Morgan takes out drunkards faster than you

JACK SPARROW:
Ahoy! Here's a boy who claims he's one of the men
when I've seen bigger threats reading Charlotte's Web
This rapscallion scallywag  will halt the lollygagging
of this maggot, feeding each of his 8 legs to the Kraken
You're a feisty little spidey with identity discrepancies
neglected by society and left to live decrepit-ly
terrified of women but I bet that's no affect to the
neurotic arachnid with a lack of functioning testes
Don't test me, I'll leave your panties in a bunch
when I remind you that sparrows eat insects for lunch
So walk the plank, mate, take a dive like Gwen
So you can die the same way as your EX Girlfriend

SPIDERMAN:
Drop the weapons, be a man, or I'mma leave marks (shoot web at sword)
on the guy with worse rhymes than his ride in the theme park
A jar of dirt is all that you can amount to
Praised for the way there's nothing honorable about you
Your quest to be immortal is about to get foiled
cause boiled down, its your attempt to find a place in this world to
accept the messes you made, if you wanna play games
then you better know your place, I don't play with a knave
Change the way you paint your face, I've been known to sock a coon
with a stench fresh out of Davy Jones' Locker Room
When I intoxicate your flesh, and I lay you to rest
there'll be a different dead man with ownership of the chest

SPARROW:
You little twerp, be afraid of the crooks that I've slayed
The way you swing all day you wish you were in Cirque Du Soleil
Take a look this way to see the fear I'm bringing
when I merk every pirate in the entire Caribbean
Don't barter with me, I don't spare little girls
I just capsize their worlds like the scurvy black pearl
Now, do I spray you with Raid, disintegrating your flesh?
Or do I leave you to be eaten alive up in the crow's nest?
think your mommy gets your spidey senses tingling? please, 
I'll leave you shaking like you got Peter Parkinson's disease
Now I'm needing to leave, 'fore I tally another casualty
of a boy who inadvertently murdered his own family

Spiderman VS Captain Jack Sparrow. Rap Battle

Superior ft. Mat4yo

Mancha as Captain Planet
Miss4yo as Ms. Frizzle
Matthew Thomas as Steven Universe

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
CAPTAIN PLANET!
VERSUS!
MS. FRIZZLE!
BEGIN!

Captain Planet:
My name is Captain Planet, I’m the king of the environment
This crazy bitch is so old, she should go on retirement
Drive your magic bus outta here, or this super clean super hero will hit ya 
Your show is just like your rapping Frizzle, it’s pure litter
Been saving the world from dirt, while you drive into kids mouths 
Teach this to your students, as I show you what “recycling” is all about
This captain is about to show this insane teacher some pain
Tell me what you have to say, before I wash out this stain

Ms. Frizzle:
Hold on children, we’re in for a bumpy ride
Ms. Frizzle decides to put learning aside
To dis out this thong wearing bastard, we won’t need seat belts 
I’m gonna win this battle, I couldn't have said it better myself!
You say you’re all mighty, when you’re not the captain of the planet
I’ll run over you with my magic school bus, so can it!
I won't be so ego friendly to this pedophilic clown
As I always say… Nothing is gonna take me down

Captain Planet:
Let our powers combine, it’s time we finish this off this wannabe
It’s clear you’re the worse bitch in space in cartoon history 
I’ll use all my might to wipe away this disgrace
Why don’t you shrink yourself again, so I won’t have to see your face

Ms. Frizzle:
Compared to real superheroes, your powers don’t do squat 
This twat has a worse plot, with more spots and dots than my top
Keep your spandex, for my complex disses will leave you to rust
I don’t have time for this, time to ride the Magic School Bus!

Steven:
It’s me Steven Universe! Look at my name and give some respect
Or I’ll pollute your two assholes, and leave you both wrecked
I’ll use the power of my gem to end you two for good
This won’t be a fun trip Ms. Friz, let this be understood
CP?, you’re not a hero, considering you can’t handle this
Take all your low existence of this planet, Captain Planet
Frizzle, after my verse, you’ll be riding in a hearse
And now, I think it’s time that you get out of Steven’s Universe

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Captain Planet vs Ms. Frizzle. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 36

Fountain Of Youth

The Rap Battle... the two men... that everyone wanted to see... kinda... IS HERE!!!

Liam Marshall as Himself
WoodenHornets as Himself

EPIC WOODENHORNETS RAP BATTLES
LIAM MARSHALL
VS
WOODENHORNETS
BEGIN

Liam:
Zander please, you wanna fight me?
I’ll send a puck to your face, a win for the king of hockey
You need to head to the void, where you belong!
All of that rapping’s worse than your cover of the Fancy song!
No how much I talk, you never give a shit
But that’s over now, I’m MapleSyrup on a mission
You think you have all the fame, but you’re just that guy
Who likes to sit in the corner and cry
You’ve always been rejected, over and over
No one likes a ginger, people are like “no RED Rover”
You might have Justin and Provost, but that seems to be all!
Everytime you get get casted, you seem to stall!
Canadian bitch, I’m from the land of the free
I’ve just proved many reasons on why not to fight me
I’m bigger, stronger, and coming out with a way better diss!
You’ll kill us all with your gingervitis!

WoodenHornets:
Wow, What the fuck was that
Just another little verse from that Liam brat
If he thinks he can rap, he is going down
Mr. Hornets is ready to defame this clown
Your just a little brat, did you know that?
If you piss me off again, i'll give you a slap
Step off now before I unleash my verse
WARNING: THIS WILL MAKE YOU BUTTHURT
Oh shit dog, you better run
I'll drip acid rhymes on top of your cunt
I'm pure sickness your defected
Prepare to be like Vincent… EJECTED
I'll devour you like a juicy little steak
You can't step to me, your first opponent was Jake
I bet your too stupid to read the lyrics
Your not even old enough to step to my wits
Summa Dumma Lumma, you look pretty dumma
My lines made you go and cry for your mummer
You just got beat by Zander Bitch
Your rappings so bad it makes me twitch
Liam you couldn't stoop lower
Even lower than Sheldon fucking Cooper
Your so dead, you inbred
Go to bed, Take your meds
Watcha gonna say, your looking red
You call yourself Marshall, but you don't even matther
Stop whining, I won't ever pity you ever
Zandy just won, my verse is done
That was fun, now let's hear you bust a lung

Liam:
You think you’ll get to my head this time
But no way man, I used the power of rhyme
I’m a man of change, you’re not a man at all
You’re a crazy Sunkistluva bouncing off the walls
I’m not the guy who raps like shit
I’m the one who proves that you need to quit
WoodenHornets has proved to be a disaster
You’ve always been the student, and I’m the master.

Zander:
You call that a second verse, that was the worst
When it comes to pwning Liam, I did that shit first
That was harsh, yeah i know
But it's a rap battle, so you know anything goes
Fuck your self asteem, it can kiss my ass
Wanna be in my battle? I'll have to pass
Your as destructive as glass, 
Your rapping is trash
Zander just won, and he did it mother fucking fast

 


Liam Marshall vs WoodenHornets - Epic WoodenHornets Rap Battles #1

Greatness

NEW SONGS: https://soundcloud.com/mat4yo

My name is Matteo.
This love sour personality has been abandoned.
I used to start most of my songs by saying "yeah". Cause, yeah.
I make videos and music. I also rap and voice act.
I basically do everything.
Except play an instrument. I can't do that.

Initials of songs I have planned to make:
|SRB|AvP|TFC|C|SSS|LIANG|IWBD|
|DOS2|ITITTB2|BHMC|5OC|INAD|F|

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