Reverse The Curse

Part 2 of the Pokemon Rap

One day I came by this girl named Rita.
She was so sweet and she made me a believa
We were dating all the way until I met Tina
Now I had to pick between this Chick, or Rita (Chikorita)
Now Rita gave me a reason to hate her
she took me to a place that was south of the equator
threw me in a lake especially made for alligators (Feraligatr)
Like the lake of rage or something either way I'm litigated...
Now me and Tina have been talking for a while
She gave me her phone number, I totally dialed (totodile)
it and I gave her a hoot hoot (hoothoot), Cause she was so cute,
Driving in my ride and i'm honking at you (NATU)
When I was with Rita, I only found doom (Houndoom)
When I was with Tina, it was sweet  as fondue
We found our (houndour) little hideout in a fortress (foretress) in nantucket
where we snubbled (snubble) and hugged eachother till the sun-came (sunkern, say fast) up
She made me chuckle (shuckle)  a little whenever she hid on top (hitmontop) 
throwing pine cones (pineco) at me till I begger her to stop 
I gave her a smooch up (smoochum) on her cheek, asked her to marrey me (mareep)
Cause she makes me so happy and fills me with bliss, see (BLISSEY)
Now I'm the guy with the mischeavous mistress and (MISDREAVUS)
I'm getting high on this missuses intrest list
I must be where the camp fire is (ampharos)
Cause I'm hot, keep the heat like a flash fire-ist
Man! This lady bad! (Ledyba)
This lady an 8 or 9 or 10 I swear my baby dummy bad! (ledian)
I'm a big teddy, hers to be specific (Teddiursa)
Now here's a ring, I love you deep like the Pacific (Ursaring)
Said Of course I'll love you (Corsala) to eternity, ya heard from me
I'm burning any nerdy turd who burndens me to third degree
I'm full and turning (lanturn) every table just so every hungary
bumble bee making fun of me can come to our wedding
and see when we marry I'll promise you (marill)
 I'll up and lift my chin at chu (chinchou)
and say I do, its true i'm marry loving and giving you (azumarill)
all of me baby there isnt a reason to fear
I'm aint screwing around
We're celebate here (celebi)
there's a myriad of stuff for us to do (ariados)
You're the queen and I'm the king, dere aint no other who (kingdra)
could compare to you, comparing you would  be unfair to you
I'm your biggest fan, puhlease, I'll always care for you (phanpy)
My heart was poor, but since I found you
all and any fears are gone, and the poor are gone, too (porygon 2)
Now it's upper class, since we made our scarament, I know (mantine)
that no matter the weather remember rain sleet snow, (remoraid)
I'll deliver all I have in a jolly white sack (delibird)
doing flips down the chimney like an acrobat (crobat)
not to eat your mil' and cookies, I'm the opposite o' rogue (Miltank) (Tyrogue)
Maybe baby you're my only ho oh ho (Magby) (Ho-Oh)
I was tired of the nonsense, fighting in Rita's car, maury is better than Jerry springer (SKARMORY)
that tore us apart
Yeah it was dark, left a scar on my heart (Cleffa)
But Tina stopped it,
now to get the car back I'm switching topics (Togetic)
Driving high speeds, i'm the illest, you should know
that I kill it in these streets, bro, I merk roads (Murkrow)
My hoppipihippity flow's on unkown (HOPPIP, TYPHLOSION, UNOWN)
level of speed intensity, while YOU'RE TOO SLOW!
 King is in the building, please bow now (Slowking)
Can't cross my moat, can't be knocked down (noctowl)
Heavy artillery killing every individual little bitty iggly buff in the building right now shhh (OCTILLERY)
Time for a story
One of a boy who's gory
Life turned unhorrid:

Ready for it? 

A picture perfect (Pichu)
Surface for surfing servants
Curtails the curtain

Turns to a forest
once was an ugly garden (Gligar)
but now has flourished

Full of love's power
Blossomed flora and fauna (Bellosom, Sunflora)
A seed now towers
Phew! Those were some fire haikus! (Raiku)

Now I knew that it'd come out of the blue (LUGIA)
get a taste of what life is like with a little lime light instead of you
Grab my cargo, bow down to my sensei (MAGCARGO)
get ready to go hard - aldente! (ENTEI)

I ruin any dude who trys to run and flock to me
catch me eating other rappers like a plate of chop suey  (SUICUNE)
can I get a YA MON
So bright so spicy I'm a 
WON TON THAT'S NEON, MON! (YANMA)
Pick a flavor, any flavor,
Ay! Pomegranate's what I favor (AIPOM)
And I savor bayleef on some fluffy mashed potatoes (FLAAFY)
Well pick your poison, i'll be destroying
these boys so annoying in manners so poignantb 
You'll call me a tyrant I tarnish your 'tation (TYRANITAR)
My title's what you'll hear across every nation (HERACROSS)
When I get elected, i'll kill this facade (ELEKID)
and target the governments espionage (ESPEON)
It's coming I sense it, I do not regret it (SENTRET)
And all that I fret is I threaten the sentence
that fellas have said back when the web affected (WOBBUFETT)
what I used to think of myself in my head now
 I'm sending a telegiraph in regards to (GIRAFARIG)
my past stock ephitets that I used to be threatened with like
I'm a dunce, stupid, annoying, a nouissance
well this dunce done sparked a revelution (DUNSPARCE)

 I used to have to wait till the end to get picked (TOGEPI)
Now I'm the grand bull in this Matador pit (GRANBULL)
This aint no game why you trying to play?
I run this town like Monopoly, totally (POLITOED)
dominating ever since I ditched Rita I'm super
found the door, said "There it is!" Woop'd her! (WOOPER)

Now I've got more than anybody could give to me
gave it to me, gained a minimum wage salary (MEGANIUM)
she got my capillarys pumping, they jump, loving heartily
no matter heart or artery she's loving every part of me
Ask anyone else, they couldn't even wish
They're just sleeping alone with the nyquil fish (QWILFISH)
Way back then, I was in the same ship,
couldn't take candy from babies now I steal licks of it (STEELIX)
My rhymes could cook a reptile raw 
like aye, do you wanna eat this croc? or naw? (CROCONAW)
I love it already now that I'm no longer alone (LARVITAR)
Used to ride on fan busses, now I have my own (DONPHAN)
Now Nothing can stop me except maybe cursed antlers on the 3 deer that banged up my new whip
(STANTLER)
But I'm thinking 
I would've ended on the brink if I didn't bring the beat back after this ship started sinking
Cause I started breaking then somebody came to me equipped with scissors and smeared glue ON my broken body and  (SCIZOR, SMEARGLE)
patched me up from when I was corrupt
and
I was able to muster up from nothing now I'm something so I went to her doorstep one summer morning
I wrote a letter, left it there and went to the spot I ran to
she opened up the letter thinking "Who's that to?" (XATU)
I came out of the shadows saying that's for you
So I picked her up, spinned her and carried her to her bedroom (SPINARAK)
Where I had flowers, pillows, wine up on a tray, just for her (SWINUB, PILOSWINE)
And I told her Rita tought me a wonderful lesson that I learned
Now I know that in my future I'll have a labratory
where my labrador barks, wags, I read it a story (QUAGSIRE)
about this instance in my life where I was in a snitch
There was a girl named Rita, but I picked this chick.

KNOCK KNOCKr
MATTEO: OHMYGOD WHAT NOW NICK!?
NICKY: I'm sorry.. I just wanted to know if you wanted a snicker
MATTEO: Listen Nicky, you wish that you could be as good as me 
If I sneezed all over you, and covered you in DNA (SNEASEL)
you still couldn't hope that it would infuse in to your blood stream for you to be as good as me
You're just such a slug-
NICKY: MAA!!!!
MATTEO: No! (SHOOTS QUILLS OUT FROM HAND)
NICKY: OW! 
MATTEO: What?
NICKY: YOU SEEN DA QUILLS ALL OVA MY SHOULDER? YOU HURT IT!
MATTEO: Well I'm sorry, is there anything I can do for it? (FURRET)
NICKY: Well a soda would-
MATTEO: OH, do you think I'm some kind of servant? Am I a puppet or slave to you? (SUDOWOODO, PUPITAR)
Nicky: ummm.../
Matteo: Brrring it on! (UMBREON) Come on, say it to my face!
Nicky: You forgot skiploom...
MATTEO: SHHHHHHHHUCKLE!
Nicky: Actually you already used shuckle-
MATTEO: I KNOW!


Johto Pokemon Rap [Part 2]

Something short I made because I realized I haven't done many songs like this.

Lyrics:
I started off making crazy videos in my basement
thaat hasnt changed yet, aint it
funny how you come to know so many different things
and how much love and affection one incident brings
i'm starting to get
sick of these things
like sipping a drink
and getting snickered at because it isnt liquor, it's sunny D
so come get some of these
i'm like a buzzing bee
making rappers want to leave, afraid that I will come to sting
if Burt's bees stings
imagine burt's bees stings stinging 
think of how much pain that it would bring
If i spit with burt's applied to my rhyming device
apply the breathing apparatus and the bio hazard suits, guys
Catch you staring at me on a box of cereal
here, my girl has Mat, and I'm hazardous material
so don't think the coincidence is any less etherial
than any of the men in ebeneezer's christmas miracle

Fear my lyrical abilities, hillbillies
give me any beat, a piece of paper, i will kill it
make you wonder where your sense of judgementalism went
with these bars so intense, not even jimmy could bench

and all you wenches out there, give it a rest cause
amazing grace aint enough to save you crazy wretches
Just come to accept that I am the best
I make it hard for you to draw your response like i was an etch a sketch

stop thinking your flow is one that you can correct
You just can't make it happen like you were Gretchen and "fetch"
The best of all is when I fall I'm like basketball
And while I'm standing tall you're in the vestibule of vegetables

You should've watched me when you could because I told time
that i'd stand out like an italicized bold line
and while I'm getting cheered on from the goal line
you low lives are sittin home watching show time

These aint old times, like western saloons
so step away from my jeans, cause they aint big enough for two
i can finally ride my bike without you and
i'll only use a handlebar if I'm a fu manchu

cause I am a man too, don't make me stoop to you
just like I said, this little deuce, its from the coupe that he flew
but now I am il Duce, the king in this town
this time around i'll put the hand down, talk to the crown

Beat: Wax - One take in the basement

King |

Haha

Added a little more flem for Walter and british influence and stupidity for Grimes

Rick White VS Walter Grimes - Epic Rap Battles of Switchtory

In response to Ashtin's cordial call out. If anyone doesn't rebuttal my boy, you verbally commit defeat.. by not being verbal..

LYRICS:
He say why not lemme call out Matteo
He call out so many great rappers how could I just say no?
Blow it up like C-4s, here's the "T-4"
like bacon lettuce and tomato all im missing is the "Ma-yo"
I'm the mayor of that wayout place where ladies yell "Way-ho"
and the place where they say "dayo" in the middle of the day o
kay doe, i take no prisoners, mister
you must have missed the information presentation while you're home with JILL fornicating
hayo
i say, yo, 
you maybe little bit better than J-lo
oh wait no way doe, 
better be today, yo!
dont wait no more 
im needing to speed it to beating up all of the reasons you suck
like "aw man i aint got no time to write this shit up"
You aint make it past the pre-lims, let alone be a contestant
why you always thinkin that you aint the one to be messed wit
the best of all is when you put a person's girlfriend in question 
like bitch
I make your chick so love sick she gon need the D-congestant
You think I'm a puppet, i know what you mean, i, uh,
aint gon marrionette i said im gonna marry christina
i beat a beat up till its bleeding out i make it shout for help
if you could ever kill a beat, thats just killing the kind of yourself
thats so kind of you, i'd love to sit back, realx 
have a healthy snack while you ask to give yourself the axe
if you want me to hear out your best rap
that'd be like me eating the world's tastiest bucket of crap
you aint gon hear me say "im back" 'cause i aint ever gonna leave
this game is blue's clues, i'm joe, youre steve,
im the scleeb they wanna see creeping on the TV screen
I'm the Giant, you're just Jack - nothing but a "has bean"
You cocky shot shooter, stop spitting poppycock
my flow makes hoes explode, you can't amount to that with popping rocks
chilling at the bottom spot, sitting next to honkey tonk
more out of place than a monkey called donkey kong
i admit theres a little bit bettersome bretheren taking the titles i want
but im spitting a little bit better and better i never been better in fighting em off
come @ me
im the winner 
no kidding, 
sitting on stage,
crowd enraged
gaze in my face, see these eyes?
this guy's Mr. PVI

feed me fries, guys, catch you working mickey d's
im just gon keep spitting these while you dream of triple D's
bite into that apple thinking you're as fly as Joe wright
why they not clapping? oh right, that apple's for snow white...

and I don't kiss any wussies
you've all been challenged




Zoog Zug Cypher

VIDEO: http://youtu.be/EeHmSnI7KTg

Beat produced by DHBeats: https://soundcloud.com/dvd5671

LYRICS:
SPIDERMAN:
'Wanted Dead or Alive" Who could it be?
None other than the Pepé Le Pew of the high seas
I've been waiting for a crook to spit my silk on for my feed
and the moonlight says tonight, I'll take a pirate's life for me
 watch me fight with ease, professionally trained,
leave this battle unscathed with a string sprayed slave
laying sprawled in a cave with this saying on his grave:
"Spiderman's the only killer he couldn't escape"
You're washed out, 
you old coot, Not the fountain of youth
could ever come to rescue you from our bout for the truth
A false security of confidence  is 'bout to get duped
cause Captain Morgan takes out drunkards faster than you

JACK SPARROW:
Ahoy! Here's a boy who claims he's one of the men
when I've seen bigger threats reading Charlotte's Web
This rapscallion scallywag  will halt the lollygagging
of this maggot, feeding each of his 8 legs to the Kraken
You're a feisty little spidey with identity discrepancies
neglected by society and left to live decrepit-ly
terrified of women but I bet that's no affect to the
neurotic arachnid with a lack of functioning testes
Don't test me, I'll leave your panties in a bunch
when I remind you that sparrows eat insects for lunch
So walk the plank, mate, take a dive like Gwen
So you can die the same way as your EX Girlfriend

SPIDERMAN:
Drop the weapons, be a man, or I'mma leave marks (shoot web at sword)
on the guy with worse rhymes than his ride in the theme park
A jar of dirt is all that you can amount to
Praised for the way there's nothing honorable about you
Your quest to be immortal is about to get foiled
cause boiled down, its your attempt to find a place in this world to
accept the messes you made, if you wanna play games
then you better know your place, I don't play with a knave
Change the way you paint your face, I've been known to sock a coon
with a stench fresh out of Davy Jones' Locker Room
When I intoxicate your flesh, and I lay you to rest
there'll be a different dead man with ownership of the chest

SPARROW:
You little twerp, be afraid of the crooks that I've slayed
The way you swing all day you wish you were in Cirque Du Soleil
Take a look this way to see the fear I'm bringing
when I merk every pirate in the entire Caribbean
Don't barter with me, I don't spare little girls
I just capsize their worlds like the scurvy black pearl
Now, do I spray you with Raid, disintegrating your flesh?
Or do I leave you to be eaten alive up in the crow's nest?
think your mommy gets your spidey senses tingling? please, 
I'll leave you shaking like you got Peter Parkinson's disease
Now I'm needing to leave, 'fore I tally another casualty
of a boy who inadvertently murdered his own family

Spiderman VS Captain Jack Sparrow. Rap Battle

VIDEO http://youtu.be/Qhuh4M8y_fA

I like this version SO much better.
I changed some lyrics and improved the flow.
This is what will be used on the video

Harry Potter VS Edward Cullen - REMASTERED

NEW SONGS: https://soundcloud.com/mat4yo

My name is Matteo.
This love sour personality has been abandoned.
I used to start most of my songs by saying "yeah". Cause, yeah.
I make videos and music. I also rap and voice act.
I basically do everything.
Except play an instrument. I can't do that.

Initials of songs I have planned to make:
|SRB|AvP|TFC|C|SSS|LIANG|IWBD|
|DOS2|ITITTB2|BHMC|5OC|INAD|F|

Oy4tam

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