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The great people behind The Combat Jack Show lost their minds and allowed me to host my own podcast. So, of course, I had to grab my beautiful and shade-filled friend, Crissle, and The Read was born. This will be a weekly podcast where Crissle and I discuss everything from living in New York City, [...]

The Read – Volume 1

This week, Kid Fury & Crissle are reading Kim Kardashian for blood…literally. Chris Brown, A$AP Rocky, Azealia Banks and Bloomberg are just a few others that also catch the shade. Plus, why is Kid Fury a dateless dweeb? Listen up and find out!

The Read – There Will Be Blood

On this episode of The Read, Kid Fury clocks Tamar Braxton’s original face, while Crissle reads Joe Budden for filth. Kandi Burruss, Nicki Minaj and Lil Kim also get chopped. Plus, Crissle has a strong word on messy hypocrites. Come get your blessing!

The Read – The Fucked Up Face Episode

On this week’s episode of The Read, Fury and Crissle celebrate Beyoncé’s right to stunt on these peasants. Keyshia Cole gets her ketchup-colored wig ripped to shreds and Rihanna is still high as hell. Plus, fake famous people get read for points. Tune in now!

The Read – Bow Down

This week on The Read’s fifth episode, Fury and Crissle marvel at Blue Ivy’s height and fantastic diet. Kim Kardashian is still pretty dumb and Rick Ross raps about rape. Also, Crissle reads a queen in the name of natural hair!

The Read: The Fifth

Nicki Minaj’s ass and a Cheetah Girl’s past. That’s what this episode is made of.

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The Bird Squat

Beyoncé and Nicki Minaj released a monster remix. Kimberly Denise Jones is pissed.

This Is..The Remix

This week has been rough but we're here anyway. Danity Kane gives up again, Ciara leaves her Future, and we have a special word for the NAACP. 


The Upheaval

Blue performed at MTV’s Beyoncé concert and Karrueche faced the wrath of the Beyhive.

Stung

Snoop Dogg transforms into a light-skinned aunt and Cee-Lo doesn’t know what rape is.

Bey Day

Dear Kim and Kanye, we at The Read would like to respectfully speak for North in saying…leave her the fuck out of it. All of it. Thanks.

100 Racist Recipes

Here are a few highlights from The Read that you all voted as your favorites.

Best Of

Smell & Taste

We're just over here smelling like patchouli oil and weed.

Get Like Rih

The Read Live at The New School in NYC. We thank you all so much for your continued support through these two black ass years. 

Bitch U Guessed It:The Read Turns Two

The Snatching

Common is full of love...and a few other things. Plus, Karrueche finally gets help...for our entertainment.

Fix It

Jim Henson tears, ghostwriter tea, and ethnic TV. 

Muppets Are People Too

Crouching Tyga

Difficult Dumbasses

Welcome to The Read, featuring Celebrity Analyst/Shade Connoisseur Kid Fury and writer/NYC hater Crissle! Join the fun as they throw deserved shade, break down the latest in pop culture and revel in all things Beyonce. 

This week, those getting read include the writers of Law and Order: SVU's "Rihanna" episode, Keri Hilson and corny people. 



The Read: Nothing Even Adjacent To A Fuck

This week, Kid Fury & Crissle are reading Kim Kardashian for blood...literally. Chris Brown, A$AP Rocky, Azealia Banks and Bloomberg are just a few others that also catch the shade. Plus, why is Kid Fury a dateless dweeb? Listen up and find out!

The Read: There Will Be Blood

On this episode of The Read, Kid Fury clocks Tamar Braxton's original face, while Crissle reads Joe Budden for filth. Kandi Burruss, Nicki Minaj and Lil Kim also get chopped. Plus, Crissle has a strong word on messy hypocrites. Come get your blessing!



The Read: The Original Face Ep

On this week's episode of The Read, Fury and Crissle celebrate Beyoncé's right to stunt on these peasants. Keyshia Cole gets her ketchup-colored wig ripped to shreds and Rihanna is still high as hell. Plus, fake famous people get read for points. Tune in now!

The Read EP 4: Bow Down

This week on The Read's fifth episode, Fury and Crissle marvel at Blue Ivy's height and fantastic diet. Kim Kardashian is still pretty dumb and Rick Ross raps about rape. Also, Crissle reads a queen in the name of natural hair!

The Read EP 5: Team Natural

On this week's Read, Fury & Crissle have another Beyoncé appreciation moment... sponsored by Pepsi. Keyshia Cole's career is over, Rick Ross wants to keep his career and Crissle is The Willow Defender.

The Read: The Grown Episode

Join bloggers Kid Fury and Crissle for their weekly podcast covering hip-hop and pop culture's most trying stars. Throwing shade and spilling tea with a flippant and humorous attitude, no star is safe from Fury and Crissle unless their name is Beyoncé. (Or Blue Ivy.)

As transplants to New York City (Kid Fury from Miami and Crissle from Oklahoma City), The Read also serves as an on-air therapy session for two friends trying to adjust to life (and rats) in the big city.

The Read is part of the LoudSpeakers Network and is published every week on iTunes, iHeart Radio Talk, Soundcloud & Stitcher.  