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Beyoncé. King Bey. Motha. BGKC. Mrs Carter. This week we recap the snatching that took place at Barclays Center for the Mrs. Carter Show.

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The Read: The Mrs. Carter Show

This week, some chick in Switzerland tried our dear Queen Oprah, Kendrick Lamar turned the entire hip-hop industry upside down...and Beyoncé got a haircut. Plus, PMS is real and Miley's edges are destroyed.

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Hung Up

So many celebrity stunt queens have been pulling it this week, so tell Perez Hilton, Miguel and Raz B to get their acrylic nails out of your pocketbook. Also, a word on gay ice cream and how it destroys children.

The Read: Big Gay Ice Cream

This week, Kid Fury & Crissle review the BET Awards before the holiday. Talk of George Zimmerman gets pretty heated and your letters from home are still insane!

The Read – The Black Entertainment Episode

The Breakfast Club’s own, Charlamagne Tha God, joins the show this week to talk Chris Brown, Young Jeezy, Rich Dollaz’ forehead and more. Plus, Julianne Hough isn’t very good at this Halloween thing.

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Blackface (feat. Charlamagne Tha God)

Eminem is back on the train of controversy while Gaga has booked a ship to outer space…literally. Plus, New York’s MTA is still living hell on Earth.

Space Pop

Description: Akon has the answer to love and hip-hop while Pebbles won’t give up the answers we care about. All this plus talk of Mariah Carey, dating in NYC, and stud love.

Sistah Wives

R. Kelly may dress like a thirteen year old Chief Keef fan, but he sure doesn’t know Twitter very well. Plus, Michelle Obama gets these girls together and The Carters rule the Grammys.

#AskYourPublicist

Monica Lewinksy, Willow Smith and lots of celebrity fuckboys.

Lemon Pepper Wings

Charlie Murphy is joined by Shawn McClean, Wil Sylvance, Jena Kingsley, Sabrina Jalees and Jabari Davis for another hilarious episode of Charlie Murphy Presents!

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I Can't Believe I Got Knocked Out

 …never really did like elevators. [ Tickets: TheReadDetroit.com + TheReadLA.com ]

Going Down (feat. Dustin Ross)

Jaylongé is a union of beauty again...according to Beyoncé. Plus, Ciara gives birth to tomorrow, Rob Kardashian knows he’s fat and much more.

Ass Hook

For the first time ever, Kid Fury & Crissle take calls from a few of you listeners at home. 

Dial Up

Rihanna’s glitter boobs, an Azealia Banks debate and more.

Crystal Tits

Tichina Arnold serves a shining read for Khloe Kardashian’s boyfriend. Plus, Rihanna shades TLC over her boobs and much more!

Dont Mess With Pamela James

Blue Ivy’s CRWN, T.I.’s Instabeef and Zendaya’s swooped bang. Plus comedian Mike Brown joins us this week for all this shade and more.

None In A Million (feat. Mike Brown)

The internet attempts to bail a fine light skinned felon out of prison, Keyshia Cole sings about lady love and Drake has a new WCW.

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Dj Irene & R!OT - Fudgsicles

Asino has pearled out a burnin' garage jam for Spinnin' sub label Work. 

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Shlipstick - Grantourin

Welcome to The Read, featuring Celebrity Analyst/Shade Connoisseur Kid Fury and writer/NYC hater Crissle! Join the fun as they throw deserved shade, break down the latest in pop culture and revel in all things Beyonce. 

This week, those getting read include the writers of Law and Order: SVU's "Rihanna" episode, Keri Hilson and corny people. 



The Read: Nothing Even Adjacent To A Fuck

This week, Kid Fury & Crissle are reading Kim Kardashian for blood...literally. Chris Brown, A$AP Rocky, Azealia Banks and Bloomberg are just a few others that also catch the shade. Plus, why is Kid Fury a dateless dweeb? Listen up and find out!

The Read: There Will Be Blood

On this episode of The Read, Kid Fury clocks Tamar Braxton's original face, while Crissle reads Joe Budden for filth. Kandi Burruss, Nicki Minaj and Lil Kim also get chopped. Plus, Crissle has a strong word on messy hypocrites. Come get your blessing!



The Read: The Original Face Ep

On this week's episode of The Read, Fury and Crissle celebrate Beyoncé's right to stunt on these peasants. Keyshia Cole gets her ketchup-colored wig ripped to shreds and Rihanna is still high as hell. Plus, fake famous people get read for points. Tune in now!

The Read EP 4: Bow Down

This week on The Read's fifth episode, Fury and Crissle marvel at Blue Ivy's height and fantastic diet. Kim Kardashian is still pretty dumb and Rick Ross raps about rape. Also, Crissle reads a queen in the name of natural hair!

The Read EP 5: Team Natural

On this week's Read, Fury & Crissle have another Beyoncé appreciation moment... sponsored by Pepsi. Keyshia Cole's career is over, Rick Ross wants to keep his career and Crissle is The Willow Defender.

The Read: The Grown Episode

Join bloggers Kid Fury and Crissle for their weekly podcast covering hip-hop and pop culture's most trying stars. Throwing shade and spilling tea with a flippant and humorous attitude, no star is safe from Fury and Crissle unless their name is Beyoncé. (Or Blue Ivy.)

As transplants to New York City (Kid Fury from Miami and Crissle from Oklahoma City), The Read also serves as an on-air therapy session for two friends trying to adjust to life (and rats) in the big city.

The Read is part of the LoudSpeakers Network and is published every week on iTunes, iHeart Radio Talk, Soundcloud & Stitcher.  