Friend

jkiu

Every podcast on SoundCloud Kid Fury and Crissle have blessed with an appearance.  Updated every week.  If you love these two gems as much as I do, SUBSCRIBE!

The Read / Kid Fury & Crissle Podcasts

the read list

the Read

Nicki Minaj’s ass and a Cheetah Girl’s past. That’s what this episode is made of.

Subscribe

The Bird Squat

Beyoncé and Nicki Minaj released a monster remix. Kimberly Denise Jones is pissed.

This Is..The Remix

This week has been rough but we're here anyway. Danity Kane gives up again, Ciara leaves her Future, and we have a special word for the NAACP. 


The Upheaval

Blue performed at MTV’s Beyoncé concert and Karrueche faced the wrath of the Beyhive.

Stung

Snoop Dogg transforms into a light-skinned aunt and Cee-Lo doesn’t know what rape is.

Bey Day

We're back to discuss Rick Ross's new tattoo, Nene Leakes' tears and plenty more.

Tickets to Houston Live Show
http://bit.ly/13BVT32

Memoirs Of A Fake Geisha

Naya Rivera bathes once in a while and Kenya Moore is still crazy. Plus, Queen Jazmine Sullivan stops by to discuss her new album, Reality Show!

Buy Reality Show on iTunes here: http://bit.ly/1C9wPvB

Ethnic Showers (feat. Jazmine Sullivan)

Happy Shonda Day! Now that the fake blizzard is over, let's talk about Nene's wretched wigs.

1,000 Hours

Window Lives Don't Matter

Go big girl what you gon' do! Fresh and Sir Ratchettness remove the focus (and dingleberries) from Black Twitter's current ass eating obsession to pay homage to the members of Team Chunk. Now, swallow.

The Percocet & Aretha Joint

Dustin will be presenting in a baritone.
Assante and his Patti Pies.
Fran's integrity is the true present.
Welcome To The Friend Zone.

"Get Rich Or Die Vlogging || The Sad Economics of Internet Fame" by Gaby Dunn http://fusion.net/story/244545/famous-and-broke-on-youtube-instagram-social-media/

Don't You Go To Work?

The sad story of Meek Mill's cold clear pee.

The Passion Fruit

Desus Nice (@desusnice) and THE KID MERO (@thekidmero) are the Bodega Boys giving you their irreverent yet hilarious takes on all things pop culture. Recorded at Red Bull Studios in NYC.

This week: K2, Azealia banks, Cop Rock, The GOP Debate, Mero buys a home and the church of Bodega

Episode 10: Put Your Gefilte Away

It's the holidays, so it's only right that The Friend Zone and The Read get together. Here's Part 2 of the mash up.


The Friend Zone and The Read Mash Up Part 2

Brandy stanning, Jaden Smith's skirt and Future's future with Future.

Future Support

Welcome to The Read, featuring Celebrity Analyst/Shade Connoisseur Kid Fury and writer/NYC hater Crissle! Join the fun as they throw deserved shade, break down the latest in pop culture and revel in all things Beyonce. 

This week, those getting read include the writers of Law and Order: SVU's "Rihanna" episode, Keri Hilson and corny people. 



The Read: Nothing Even Adjacent To A Fuck

This week, Kid Fury & Crissle are reading Kim Kardashian for blood...literally. Chris Brown, A$AP Rocky, Azealia Banks and Bloomberg are just a few others that also catch the shade. Plus, why is Kid Fury a dateless dweeb? Listen up and find out!

The Read: There Will Be Blood

On this episode of The Read, Kid Fury clocks Tamar Braxton's original face, while Crissle reads Joe Budden for filth. Kandi Burruss, Nicki Minaj and Lil Kim also get chopped. Plus, Crissle has a strong word on messy hypocrites. Come get your blessing!



The Read: The Original Face Ep

On this week's episode of The Read, Fury and Crissle celebrate Beyoncé's right to stunt on these peasants. Keyshia Cole gets her ketchup-colored wig ripped to shreds and Rihanna is still high as hell. Plus, fake famous people get read for points. Tune in now!

The Read EP 4: Bow Down

This week on The Read's fifth episode, Fury and Crissle marvel at Blue Ivy's height and fantastic diet. Kim Kardashian is still pretty dumb and Rick Ross raps about rape. Also, Crissle reads a queen in the name of natural hair!

The Read EP 5: Team Natural

Join bloggers Kid Fury and Crissle for their weekly podcast covering hip-hop and pop culture's most trying stars. Throwing shade and spilling tea with a flippant and humorous attitude, no star is safe from Fury and Crissle unless their name is Beyoncé. (Or Blue Ivy.)

As transplants to New York City (Kid Fury from Miami and Crissle from Oklahoma City), The Read also serves as an on-air therapy session for two friends trying to adjust to life (and rats) in the big city.

The Read is part of the LoudSpeakers Network and is published every week on iTunes, iHeart Radio Talk, Soundcloud & Stitcher.  