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Please pray for Kieran James Romney and while you're at it tell Rihanna and Teyana to go be rich and quiet. Then get into the moment when The Read got to interview the amazing, Jenifer Lewis.

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My Auntie Jenifer

The great people behind The Combat Jack Show lost their minds and allowed me to host my own podcast. So, of course, I had to grab my beautiful and shade-filled friend, Crissle, and The Read was born. This will be a weekly podcast where Crissle and I discuss everything from living in New York City, [...]

The Read – Volume 1

This week, Kid Fury & Crissle are reading Kim Kardashian for blood…literally. Chris Brown, A$AP Rocky, Azealia Banks and Bloomberg are just a few others that also catch the shade. Plus, why is Kid Fury a dateless dweeb? Listen up and find out!

The Read – There Will Be Blood

On this episode of The Read, Kid Fury clocks Tamar Braxton’s original face, while Crissle reads Joe Budden for filth. Kandi Burruss, Nicki Minaj and Lil Kim also get chopped. Plus, Crissle has a strong word on messy hypocrites. Come get your blessing!

The Read – The Fucked Up Face Episode

On this week’s episode of The Read, Fury and Crissle celebrate Beyoncé’s right to stunt on these peasants. Keyshia Cole gets her ketchup-colored wig ripped to shreds and Rihanna is still high as hell. Plus, fake famous people get read for points. Tune in now!

The Read – Bow Down

This week on The Read’s fifth episode, Fury and Crissle marvel at Blue Ivy’s height and fantastic diet. Kim Kardashian is still pretty dumb and Rick Ross raps about rape. Also, Crissle reads a queen in the name of natural hair!

The Read: The Fifth

There would be a description here, but we don’t remember what the hell was discussed so…

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The Mang-o-Rita Experiment

Tichina Arnold serves a shining read for Khloe Kardashian’s boyfriend. Plus, Rihanna shades TLC over her boobs and much more!

Dont Mess With Pamela James

The internet attempts to bail a fine light skinned felon out of prison, Keyshia Cole sings about lady love and Drake has a new WCW.

Vital Information

Karrueche is single again, Prince shades an R&B “diva" and Keyshia Cole is dumb.

I See London, I See France

Nicki Minaj’s ass and a Cheetah Girl’s past. That’s what this episode is made of.

The Bird Squat

Beyoncé and Nicki Minaj released a monster remix. Kimberly Denise Jones is pissed.

This Is..The Remix

This week has been rough but we're here anyway. Danity Kane gives up again, Ciara leaves her Future, and we have a special word for the NAACP. 


The Upheaval

Blue performed at MTV’s Beyoncé concert and Karrueche faced the wrath of the Beyhive.

Stung

Snoop Dogg transforms into a light-skinned aunt and Cee-Lo doesn’t know what rape is.

Bey Day

Mess Side Story

Raven Hyphen Sigh'Moan is still acting a damn fool.

The Name Game

Author Sandra Cisneros tells us about the time she learned she's in touch with the spirit world.

Sandra Cisneros Dreams Of Ghosts

Welcome to The Read, featuring Celebrity Analyst/Shade Connoisseur Kid Fury and writer/NYC hater Crissle! Join the fun as they throw deserved shade, break down the latest in pop culture and revel in all things Beyonce. 

This week, those getting read include the writers of Law and Order: SVU's "Rihanna" episode, Keri Hilson and corny people. 



The Read: Nothing Even Adjacent To A Fuck

This week, Kid Fury & Crissle are reading Kim Kardashian for blood...literally. Chris Brown, A$AP Rocky, Azealia Banks and Bloomberg are just a few others that also catch the shade. Plus, why is Kid Fury a dateless dweeb? Listen up and find out!

The Read: There Will Be Blood

On this episode of The Read, Kid Fury clocks Tamar Braxton's original face, while Crissle reads Joe Budden for filth. Kandi Burruss, Nicki Minaj and Lil Kim also get chopped. Plus, Crissle has a strong word on messy hypocrites. Come get your blessing!



The Read: The Original Face Ep

On this week's episode of The Read, Fury and Crissle celebrate Beyoncé's right to stunt on these peasants. Keyshia Cole gets her ketchup-colored wig ripped to shreds and Rihanna is still high as hell. Plus, fake famous people get read for points. Tune in now!

The Read EP 4: Bow Down

This week on The Read's fifth episode, Fury and Crissle marvel at Blue Ivy's height and fantastic diet. Kim Kardashian is still pretty dumb and Rick Ross raps about rape. Also, Crissle reads a queen in the name of natural hair!

The Read EP 5: Team Natural

Join bloggers Kid Fury and Crissle for their weekly podcast covering hip-hop and pop culture's most trying stars. Throwing shade and spilling tea with a flippant and humorous attitude, no star is safe from Fury and Crissle unless their name is Beyoncé. (Or Blue Ivy.)

As transplants to New York City (Kid Fury from Miami and Crissle from Oklahoma City), The Read also serves as an on-air therapy session for two friends trying to adjust to life (and rats) in the big city.

The Read is part of the LoudSpeakers Network and is published every week on iTunes, iHeart Radio Talk, Soundcloud & Stitcher.  