comin with the storytellin vibe. 27 years. that's how it's done.

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Merry Me

Written, performed, mixed, and mastered by Jed Lapp.
Beat by DJ Polo.
"Teacher" vocals:  Lydia Matamoros-Lapp
Cover art of me and my 4th grade class at Franklin Intermediate School in LIttle Rock, Ar.

Growing Up Different (beat. DJ Polo)

Beat by DJ Real.
Rappers: Jed Lapp, DJ Real, Lydia Matamoros-Lapp
Additional voice, Christina Matamoros-Lapp
Mixed and Mastered, Jed Lapp

(DJ Real)
Todays special from the DJ Real
From the depths of my crates and the wheels of steel
2023 My roof's on fire
Bringing rhymes old school funk for your desire.

My beat is free for the worlds emcees that got clout
And Bass that blows your mother fuckin windows out.

Jed Lapp's 12 inch subs will bump no doubt
As Et Al brings the dope that makes you wanna shout.

(Jed Lapp)
Another classic beat from DJ Real
Woke up this morning, hopped in my automobile.
Me and wife riding down the road.
Cued up this beat, we're like, "Man that's dope!"

Dropped off my wife so she could pick up her whip.
As I bumped to work to DJ Real's dope shit.
My 12 inch subs, vibratin like a night club.
Can't wait to get on the mic so I can rip it up.

As I ride down the road in Portland Metro
The boomin system, LL Cool J said so.
Rocked I tunes, w/my bass playlist.
The volume up high so some folks be pissed.
But the hip hop heads, they can't resist.
When my wife hears this, it's a swiss kiss bliss.

Then "The Real Broom Broom" by Et Al comes on.
His classic bass ace vibratin my face.
Then "Posse's on Broadway" by Sir Mix A Lot"
The drop with heart, that yall forgot.
Then there's Ant Banks, Macklemore and Too $hort.
My 12 inch subs almost bust my eardrums.

(Lydia)
My dad and I rockin down the road
to DJ Real's beats with the dope show flows.
DJ Real droppin beats from the sky.
Dude's rippin it up, his beats are so fly.

(Mr. Roboto)
Her dad and him rockin down the road
to DJ Real's beats with the dope show flows.
DJ Real droppin beats from the sky.
Dude's rippin it up, his beats are so fly.

(Jed Lapp)
Now I gotta give a shout out to James Ashburn, my homie.
On of my boys in our Dodomyte Posse.
Me and him and 4 other members
from the 8th grade through high school at Columbia River.

You see he is the one responsible for my audio.
Installin the equipment in my car yo.
Without him I couldn't roll down the road.
Blasting these beats like it's a car show.

He's been installin my systems since 1997
as i drive around, sounds like 7th heaven.
Because of him, my biggidybass sounds dope.
Measure it with a seismograph or an oscilloscope.
It's like boom boom, shake shake the room.
as I drive my car like an earthquake in a jar. 

(Lydia)
My dad and I rockin down the road
to DJ Real's beats with the dope show flows.
DJ Real droppin beats from the sky.
Dude's rippin it up, his beats are so fly.

(Mr. Roboto)
Her dad and him rockin down the road
to DJ Real's beats with the dope show flows.
DJ Real droppin beats from the sky.
Dude's rippin it up, his beats are so fly.

(Jed Lapp)
So to sum it up, I say, "Waz up?"
With DJ Real blowin it up.
Yea, we're a little older but we aint washed up.
Rockin rhymes and beats like we are young pups.

(Mr. Roboto)
DJ Real, Jed Lapp, and Lydia, 2023.

Today's Special (feat. DJ Real and Lydia) (beat. DJ Real)

Top album art picture of (from left to right): Brookes/Wookie, Kevin/Too Tall, Jed/Cozmo Jethro, Justin/Gunther. 
Bottom album art pictures taken of FRUSA members before the Redmond HS Prom: 
Picture on the bottom left (from left to right) of Anne/Belle, Sarah/Bear, Kristin/Tenderheart.
Picture on the bottom right (from left to right) of Justin/Gunther, Brookes/Wookie, Jed/Cozmo Jethro.

FRUSA member not pictured: Matt/T-Rex.

Written, Performed, Mixed, and Mastered by Cozmo Jethro.

Lyrics:
Freestyle Rexing USA, That was a our jamskating club name back in the day.

Freestyle Rexing USA
From Seattle to Portland
All day every day.

Back in the 90s. Jamskatin.
We’d slay in every way.

Hit the rinks 
up and down the west coast.
Winning rexing contests
More than most.

Here’s to our glory days.
Give us the praise.
We were the shit,
Back in the day.

FRUSA, Freestyle Rexing USA
FRUSA, Freestyle Rexing USA
FRUSA, Freestyle Rexing USA
Free Fr Free Fr Free Free Freee Freestyle Rexing USA. 

A bunch a tall guys 
over 6 foot 2.
Hot girls of FRUSA
We were the crew.

Jamskatin, breakskatin,
Rexin, and hexin.
Whatever you wanna call it.
It’s dancing while skatin. 

My 89 civic
And Wookie’s dope ride
Caravan to the rink,
Before it was world wide.
It was underground, electrified.

We all paired up
2 by 2,
The couples of FRUSA
Doin the do.

Wookie n Belle,
The darkskinned cuties.
When they’d rex together,
A thing of beauty.

Buxom blondes
Tenderheart and Bear,
Paired up with me and Gunther
Aww yeaaaa.

Add T-Rex and Too Tall.
To round us out.
No doubt when we traveled,
We had the clout.

FRUSA, Freestyle Rexing USA
FRUSA, Freestyle Rexing USA
FRUSA, Freestyle Rexing USA
Free Fr Free Fr Free Free Freee Freestyle Rexing USA.

Remember the day, we all traveled to Portland.
All stayed in one hotel room, dope man.
Bear snuggled up to Gunther that night.
25 years later, still married, that’s tight.

Defunct rinks that we skated at.
TLC and skate king were phat.
Loud with funk and hip hop.
Tacoma, Seattle, rex till we drop.

At the Redmond high school prom.
FRUSA rocked it and dropped a bomb.
We all danced the night away.
Wished it could always be that way.

Again we all piled into one hotel room.
The afterparty, biggidy boom.
Badabing, everything
Was on the upswing.

Rexing was our bond.
These were my friends,
Seemed like it could never end.
Rexing it did transcend.

Freestyle Rexing USA
A bunch of friends from back in the day.
We skated hard,  it was our way.
Now we're older and on our way.

Free fa free fa free free free free rex rex rex rex USA.

Freestyle Rexing USA

If i die right now remix

During the production of this track, DJ Real got his Soundcloud account reinstated.  He's back! https://soundcloud.com/the-dj-real

Written, Performed, Mixed, Mastered by Cozmo Jethro
Beat by BIGfoot BEATS https://soundcloud.com/funzo-1
Scratching by Cozmo Jethro
Eminem and Snoop Dogg's voices courtesy of AIParrot


(Eminem AI)
Where the fuck is DJ Real?

(Snoop Dogg AI)
Yo Cozmo, me and Dre and Em were smokin a fat blunt last night ready to listen to some dope DJ Real shit, but his shit was gone. We was like shizzle nizzle. Do you and et al. know wher the fuck his tunes went?

(Cozmo Jethro)
Yo Snoop, DJ Real got hacked.
Shiiiittt, can you believe that?

(Snoop Dogg AI)
Naw man, don't tell me that.

(Cozmo Jethro)
Yo Snoop it’s real.
A hacker got on to steal the Real.
We’ll just have to deal.
Yo DJ Real got dealt a raw deal.

(Scratches)

(Cozmo Jethro)
I got on Soundcloud to hear his new track.
Extra Terrestrial Espresso Shot.
But it wasn’t there and I was like where
is all his tracks, poof gone in the air.

I searched him up. But he disappeared.
On our DMs it said, deleted user. (echo)

Man, how could they do this to DJ Real.
The dope rapper, scratcher, and producer.
So I DMed our homey et al. 
Was like where’d DJ Real go, yo?
et al. was like dude got hacked.

(Snoop Dogg AI)
What the fuck man, that's wack.

(Cozmo Jethro)
Yea, so we’re all wondering when DJ Real’s back.
Homey lost in an internet hack.
Was he tracked? Did he react?
Did he interact? Did he attract
the wrong folks, matter of fact,
we found out it was AI that knocked him off the map.

(Scratches)

(Eminem AI)
Yo Cozmo, are you saying that AI knocked DJ Real right off the map?  Shit man, that's wack.

(Cozmo Jethro)
Yea, that’s right Em.
He is an AI victim.
He wasn’t hacked at all.
But I know the DJ Real will stand tall. (echo)

(Snoop Dogg AI)
So when is DJ Real gonna be back like a fat sack so I can listen to more of his phat tracks?

(Cozmo Jethro)
Snoop, DJ Real is the real deal.
He’ll be back from the ashes.
To wheel and deal.

I  know this shit is not ideal.
Man, it’s kinda surreal.
Stinks like a dead seal.
But all us audiophiles rise up.
Give DJ Real some back up.
AI can shove it. (echo)

DJ Real Got Cancelled (beat. BIGfoot BEATS)

Laughed away the hours

Talented Todd

"Big Mayne" was born January 3, 1989 and raised in El Centro, CA. He was influenced through out his childhood to begin a music career, however, he was always too shy. The courage within him came out after his cousin; his role model and inspiration, deceased in 1998. (Sean C. Fuller) He began putting together his rhymes and working with his home made studio. Big Mayne started influencing others as his cousin did him. He became very familiar with all the technicalities of the music industry, and started developing a plan of attack. He has achieved many mixtapes, ranging from love songs to freestyles about the experiences he has had through his life.

When "Big Mayne" was asked what he could possibly bring to the music industry, his response was simple. He stated " My music is real. My music brings my all to the table. It is something almost everyone can relate to. The best thing about it, It gives me a chance to release all of my emotions.

"Big Mayne" has goals to turn the music industry into his carreer, and do something with his amazing talent. His plans are to have a big finish, give back to his community and take care of the people that mean the most to him; his family.

Big Mayne is an  unsigned artist at ill state street musik Ent.

If i die right now remix

Big Mayne

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