“A massacre I recall during Abel’s rampage”

Lil Nas X MONTERO (Roblox Parody) Blue blob on yt

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Yossipossi:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-5001

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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Sound Credits

"Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]

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SCP-5001 - Sacrosanct

this belongs to someone else...now goooooooooooooooooooooo

||Im Not Ready (the weight of us)-Sanders Bohlke||

LYRICS:
We’re all broke
Broke on Christmas 
I don’t have the slightest clue
How it will go
Go on Christmas
Tell my friends all that I blew
My cash and credit
I’m pathetic 
And yet I didn’t hear back from you
‘Cause we’re all broke

I eat subway on the train
I’m not clever, I’m just floating
On the cash I found in the park
I hope they don’t need it as bad as me

I’m a broker by the day
And I’m broke by the night
I’ve got 12 dollars and some sad change
And 12 days to cash my checkBecause I’m broke
Broke on Christmas 
I don’t have the slightest clue
How it will go
Go on Christmas
Tell my friends all that I blew
My cash and credit
I’m pathetic 
And yet I didn’t hear back from you
‘Cause we’re all broke
Broke on Christmas

No I can’t even complain 
I’m not homeless, I’m just a loser
Got a job though it don’t 
pay me anything
And I have family and friends, 
Though they need their presents

Maybe I’ll go rob a bank?
No
Maybe I’ll go take some art? 
Picasso?
I’ll hack into Apple and change the 
iPhone clocks
I’m the Grinch that flew past Christmas!

Because I’m broke
Broke on Christmas 
I don’t have the slightest clue
How it will go
Go on Christmas
Tell my friends all that I blew
My cash and credit
I’m pathetic 
And yet I didn’t hear back from you
‘Cause we’re all broke
Broke on Christmas

NIIC - Broke On Christmas

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-002

LIcense: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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SCP-002 - The "Living" Room

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY thedeadlymoose:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-003

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of Dr. Tilda David Moose was provided by Toby Crow.

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SCP-003 - Biological Motherboard

AUTHOR'S BOOK► https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07YQYJGZ8
CREEPYPASTA STORY►by theoddcatlady: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comm...
SITE► https://theoddcatlady.com/
Creepypastas are the campfire tales of the internet. Horror stories spread through Reddit r/nosleep, forums and blogs, rather than word of mouth. Whether you believe these scary stories to be true or not is left to your own discretion and imagination.

CREEPY THUMBNAIL ART BY►Max Hoek: https://www.artstation.com/artwork/1m3R3

CREEPYPASTA MUSIC/ SFX- 
►http://bit.ly/Audionic ♪
►http://bit.ly/Myuusic ♪
►http://bit.ly/incompt ♪

"I'm Never Filming Another Sn*ff Film" Creepypasta

How to donate to Firefighters and relief for the Australian Fires

(https://www.cfa.vic.gov.au/about/supporting-cfa#donate-cfa
https://www.rfs.nsw.gov.au/volunteer/support-your-local-brigade
https://www.redcross.org.au/campaigns/disaster-relief-and-recovery-donate
https://www.wires.org.au/blog/emergency-donations-to-help-wildlife)

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I like trains! ...Wait... that's wrong.

The Author: https://www.reddit.com/user/RichardSaxon/
Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WA0UXX4qvE
Read along!: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/e4fung/the_train_im_on_hasnt_stopped_driving_for_19_days/

Aminooo!: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.narvii.amino.x220474164&hl=en_US & https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mrcreepypasta-amino/id1142706153?mt=8

Check out my new books! A collection of Creepypastas compiled by some of my all time favorite authors and friends!

💀 Volume 1: http://a.co/iNqTwRZ
💀 Volume 2: http://a.co/i0O9zks
💀 Comic Book: http://a.co/2POGdNW

Visit the stores!

💀 Wife's Tea Shop: https://etsy.com/shop/IvoryMonocleTea
💀 Shirts & Stuff!: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/MrCreepyPasta/

Creepypasta Storytime ~Volume #17~

The Train I'm on Hasn't Stopped Driving for 19 days by Richard Saxon (2/6)

How to donate to Firefighters and relief for the Australian Fires

(https://www.cfa.vic.gov.au/about/supporting-cfa#donate-cfa
https://www.rfs.nsw.gov.au/volunteer/support-your-local-brigade
https://www.redcross.org.au/campaigns/disaster-relief-and-recovery-donate
https://www.wires.org.au/blog/emergency-donations-to-help-wildlife)

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Anyone suffer from this?

The Author: https://www.reddit.com/user/ecrowe/ / http://edwincrowe.com/
Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3Bu9Dj20Uo
Read along!: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/7zjyo1/pica/

Aminooo!: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.narvii.amino.x220474164&hl=en_US & https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mrcreepypasta-amino/id1142706153?mt=8

Check out my new books! A collection of Creepypastas compiled by some of my all time favorite authors and friends!

💀 Volume 1: http://a.co/iNqTwRZ
💀 Volume 2: http://a.co/i0O9zks
💀 Comic Book: http://a.co/2POGdNW

Visit the stores!

💀 Wife's Tea Shop: https://etsy.com/shop/IvoryMonocleTea
💀 Shirts & Stuff!: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/MrCreepyPasta/

Pica by Edwin Crowe

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY Kain Pathos Crow AND DrClef:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-076
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-076-2

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of Dr. Arthur █. █████ was provided by Christian Jasper.
The voice of Dr. Pamela G████ was provided by Brittany Carlton.
The voice of the interviewer was provided by Raymond Duke.
The voice of SCP-076-2 was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of General ██████ Bowe was provided by Lee Daniel.
The voice of O5-█ was provided by Oktober Crow.

Special thanks to Mareike Sattler for finding sources and providing advice to help our efforts in translating the lines of SCP-076-2's dialogue into a Sumerian/Akkadian hybrid that worked for our purposes.

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Sound Credits

"Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]

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SCP-076 - "Able"

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY LurkD:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1471

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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Sound Credits

"Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]
"ATM Insert Card.wav" by engreitz of Freesound.org [Sampling Plus 1.0], altered

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SCP-1471 - MalO ver1.0.0

Experience the SCP Foundation’s database of dangerous and perplexing phenomena in this immersive audio adaption of the long-running collaborative horror fiction series, featuring both its early writings (presented in numerical order) and other, later works.

The voice of the Database is Joshua Alan Lindsay. The extended voice cast includes Brittany Carlton, Spera Crinis, Oktober Crow, Lee Daniel, Lisa Hogan, Christian Jasper, Kendra 'Izzy' Murray, Romeo Rosales, Jr., Martin Taylor, and Breck Wilhite.

SCP-076 - "Able"

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