S.C.P Database

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY djkaktus:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-049-j

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of Dr. Baker was provided by Lillian Boyd.
The voice of SCP-049-J was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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Sound Credits

"Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]
"Cat, Screaming, A.wav" by InspectorJ of  Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]
"FX_the_swinging_of_the_stick.wav" by Haykrich of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0], altered
"Gore slush slime sounds.wav" by VlatkoBlazek of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered
"Tearing Sinews, Breaking Bones.flac" by qubodup of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered

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SCP-049-J - The Plague Fellow

IRIS - We Will Reform (Dawn of the Dimetrix Deluxe)

Street Fighter that DanTDM use

Deadpool - Seth W
Deathstroke - HyperJacob96

Deadpool (0:12):
Okay, let me bring this up, ‘cause that’s just lame
You guys couldn’t even follow the fucking channel name?
Anyways, let’s not sweat it on the small stuff
as it looks like this bitch is back for a second round of beat up!
But I’m not only bettin’, you’ll be regrettin'
harder than the viewers after Seth’s Orochimaru impression
Hot like a chimichanga, I'll tango if you wanna
And I'll be laughing when you're on the end of my katanas
Man, I'm a legend, you've been left in the dust 
It's kinda sad people only know you vaguely from Injustice
You’re the best Assassin? Well, let me be enlightened
‘Cause in five whole seasons you couldn’t beat the Teen Titans

Deathstroke (0:44):
One mediocre verse, and I’ve had it with this red fool
But I’m about to leave you like Gatsby: dead pool
I’ll hand your ass to ya, you know I’m not a fan of ya
Exile your existence, blast your act back to Canada
You’re not better, you didn’t come before me
You stole all my shit then just jacked up the horny
And you think you rap hard? I’ll show you some violence
I preferred you in Origins: where you were silent
Cursing like a sailor, making jokes about your ween
Congratulations, you’re a hero to every pre-teen
I’m not sure what’s bigger: your ego or your mouth
But I’m sure it won’t take much to stomp this Merc out

Deadpool (1:16):
Maybe you came first, but Super Soldier gone crazed?
That concept and your rhymes are drier than my fucking face!
You’re not relevant anymore, you know what that means?
We’ll never have to suffer your ass on the big screen!
I beat you in a Death Battle, why don’t you check reality?
I'm just fighting for the plot, but you’ve no personalities!
This upcoming filler's like your persona, boring and futile
Leave this  audience saying, “aw man, that was BRUTAL”

Deathstroke (1:37):
Here’s a problem with you, you don’t know when jokes get old
‘cause that verse had as dull of an effect as Ryan Reynolds
So when you think you’re all superior,  you haven’t got a clue
I wish my wife had killed me - I wouldn’t have inspired you!
Drop the anti-hero bullshit, I'm a straight up villain
This track’s not the only thing I'm wicked at killin’
Now it's time Wade Wilson found a new mission
Before you regret the colour of pants you’ve chosen to shit in.

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE COMIC BOOK FANS!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF COMIC BOOKS!

Written by: Seth, Dusk, MaNCHA, & Joey

Deadpool VS Deathstroke II - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 1

Godzilla_ROAR.m4a

WoodLore - My Sweet Peace (Jyc Row orchestral remix)

Scp 939 Song Instrumental

An instrumental cover I have been wanting to do since it came out. Enjoy this cover of Override & COnquer by Dagames :)

Original song video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSUj5Eaf8F8
Dagames youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCK7OXr0m5mnM1z9p7n_Bwfw

Override & Conquer | DAGames [Instrumental cover] by Jrocks

The introductory track of Goliath's Throne

Goliath's Throne

IRIS - Havok Be Thy Game

Havok Be Thy Game

BORDERLANDS 3 EPIC RAP Dan Bull

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL...

SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY Zaeyde:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-087
www.scp-wiki.net/document-087-i
www.scp-wiki.net/document-087-ii
www.scp-wiki.net/document-087-iii

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of the Dr. ██████ was provided by Breck Wilhite.
The voice of D-8432 was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr.
The voice of D-9035 was provided by Christian Jasper.
The voice of D-9884 was provided by Brittany Carlton.
The voice of the Child was provided by Spera Crinis.

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Sound Credits

"Bigfoot Heart.wav” by InSintesi of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered
"Cracking/Crunching, A.wav" by InspectorJ of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered
"Demon_Mirror_Stress_with_Deep_Groan_Cracking_ODY-1391-039" by Mark Mangini & Richard L. Anderson / PSE, altered
"Rock_Movement_ODY-0233-074.wav" by Mark Mangini & Richard L. Anderson / PSE, altered

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SCP-087 - The Stairwell

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR (REWRITTEN BY Voct):
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-092

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of the Guard was provided by Brittany Carlton.
The voice of SCP-092-B was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of the Interviewer was provided by Breck Wilhite.

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Sound Credits

"ATM Insert Card.wav" by engreitz of Freesound.org [Sampling Plus 1.0], altered
"be advised.wav" by tim.kahn of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered
"Chair on Tiles - Fast.wav" by PsychoPancake of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0], altered
"Cracking/Crunching, A.wav" by InspectorJ of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered
"Gore slush slime sounds.wav" by VlatkoBlazek of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered
"hhh1.mp3" by harri of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered
"Janitor's Bedroom Ambience.wav" by Tomlija of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered
"snare police radio over beep.wav" by FlyinEye of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered
"Tearing flesh.wav" by aworldwhere of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered
"Tearing Sinews, Breaking Bones.flac" by qubodup of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered

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SCP-092 - "The Best of The 5th Dimension"

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY PeppersGhost:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-666-and-a-half-j
[NOTE: The source material has been edited slightly since this episode was recorded.]

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of Dr. Rights was provided by Spera Crinis.
The voice of Dr. Gears was provided by Breck Wilhite.
The voice of Dr. Bright was this time provided by Brittany Carlton.
The voice of Dr. Kondraki was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr.
The voice of Dr. Clef was provided by Lillian Boyd.

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SCP-666½-J - The Roaring Flames of Hell

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY realityglitch:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1155

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of Dr. █████ was provided by Spera Crinis.

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Sound Credits

"Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]

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SCP-1155 - Predatory Street Art

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY thedeadlymoose:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1000

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of Director Jones was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr.

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Sound Credits

"Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]

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SCP-1000 - Bigfoot

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY DrConnors:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-017-j

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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SCP-017-J - Narcissistic Time Displacement Field

Experience the SCP Foundation’s database of dangerous and perplexing phenomena in this immersive audio adaption of the long-running collaborative horror fiction series, featuring both its early writings (presented in numerical order) and other, later works.

The voice of the Database is Joshua Alan Lindsay. The extended voice cast includes Brittany Carlton, Spera Crinis, Oktober Crow, Lee Daniel, Lisa Hogan, Christian Jasper, Kendra 'Izzy' Murray, Romeo Rosales, Jr., Martin Taylor, and Breck Wilhite.

SCP-092 - "The Best of The 5th Dimension"

The SCP Foundation Database

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