Balatchi Basquetcha - Gangpol & Mit

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(Revised and reuploaded 7-24-2022)

The Son of WAY contrafactum idea #941: "He Only Goes To Haven To Get The Alcohol" / "He Needs To Dull The Pain"

To the tune of "He Never Failed Me Yet" by Robert Ray

Song ideas list: https://www.reddit.com/r/plans/comments/l1580k/the_son_of_way_songwriting_plans_parodies_filk/

LYRICS: 

* Line 1, 00:10: Brian has a real bad knee

* Line 2, 00:14: And he has no insurance for
* Line 3, 00:16: Painkillers.

* Line 4, 00:19: And he just can't get surgery.
* Line 5, 00:24: He only goes to Haven to get the alcohol.

* Line 6, 00:29: Because it's Sunday and he's in

* Line 7, 00:33: Pain again and the liquor stores
* Line 8, 00:38: Are all closed in Hutch
* Line 9, 00:40: And he needs liquor 'cause
* Line 10, 00:43: He Needs To Dull The Pain.

* Line 11, 00:47: Brian has a real bad knee

* Line 12, 00:51: And he has no insurance for
* Line 13, 00:54: Painkillers.

* Line 14, 00:56: And he just can't get surgery
* Line 15, 01:00: He only goes to Haven to get the alcohol.

* Line 16, 01:04: Because it's Sunday and he's in 

* Line 17, 01:11: Pain again and the liquor stores 
* Line 18, 01:15: Are all closed in Hutch
* Line 19, 01:17: And he needs liquor 'cause
* Line 20, 01:19: He Needs To Dull The Pain.

* Line 21, 01:24: He was in a motorcycle 

* Line 22, 01:29: Accident in the 80s
* Line 23, 01:34: When he really injured his knee
* Line 24, 01:38: Pain never went away

* Line 25, 01:43: Then one day he was newly unemployed

* Line 26, 01:48: His health insurance became null and void.
* Line 27, 01:52: They're all closed in Hutch
* Line 28, 01:54: And he needs liquor 'cause
* Line 29, 01:56: He Needs To Dull The Pain. 

* Line 30, 02:00: Brian has a real bad knee 

* Line 31, 02:05: And he has no insurance for
* Line 32, 02:07: Painkillers

* Line 33, 02:10: And he just can't get surgery 
* Line 34, 02:14: He only goes to Haven to get the alcohol.

* Line 35, 02:19: Because it's Sunday and he's in

* Line 36, 02:24: Pain again and all the liquor stores
* Line 37, 02:29: Are all closed in Hutch
* Line 38, 02:30: And he needs liquor 'cause
* Line 39, 02:33: He Needs To Dull The Pain. 

* Line 40, 02:38: He now has zero income

* Line 41, 02:43: He still tries to drown sorrows
* Line 42, 02:47: And he tries to beg for quick cash from neighbors
* Line 43, 02:53: Then cannot pay them back what he borrows.

* Line 44, 02:57: He begged a friend to take him, post haste
* Line 45, 03:01: To Haven's liquor store
* Line 46, 03:03: Before they would've closed at 8.

* Line 47, 03:06: They're all closed in Hutch
* Line 48, 03:08: And he needs liquor 'cause
* Line 49, 03:10: He Needs To Dull The Pain.

* Line 50, 03:14: Brian has a real bad knee 

* Line 51, 03:19: And he has no insurance for
* Line 52, 03:21: Painkillers

* Line 53, 03:24: And he just can't get surgery
* Line 54, 03:28: He only goes to Haven to get the alcohol.

* Line 55, 03:33: Because it's Sunday and he's in 

* Line 56, 03:38: Pain again and the liquor stores 
* Line 57, 03:42: Are all closed in Hutch 
* Line 58, 03:45: And he needs liquor 'cause
* Line 59, 03:47: He Needs To Dull The Pain. 

* Line 60, 03:52: He Needs To Dull that.
* Line 61, 03:54: He Needs To Dull The Pain. 

* Line 62, 03:57: He Needs To Dull that.
* Line 63, 03:59: He Needs To Dull The Pain. 

* Line 64, 04:01: He Needs To Dull that.
* Line 65, 04:03: He Needs To Dull The Pain. 

* Line 66, 04:06: He Needs To Dull that.
* Line 67, 04:08: He Needs To Dull The Pain. 

* Line 68, 04:11: He Needs To Dull that.
* Line 69, 04:12: He Needs To Dull The Pain. 

* Line 70, 04:15: He Needs To Dull that.
* Line 71, 04:17: He Needs To Dull The Pain. 

* Line 72, 04:20: He Needs To Dull that.
* Line 73, 04:22: He Needs To Dull The Pain. 

* Line 74, 04:25: He Needs To Dull that.
* Line 75, 04:26: He Needs To Dull The Pain. 

* Line 76, 04:29: They're all closed in Hutch 
* Line 77, 04:31: And he needs liquor 'cause
* Line 78, 04:34: He Needs To Dull The Pain. 


He Only Goes To Haven To Get The Alcohol / He Needs To Dull The Pain (Contrafactum idea #941)

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