Dear Jim, Please could you fix it for the girl in my class 
who I really fancy to come on holiday with me to france?
Yours sincerely Jeremy Forest aged 30
You only needed to look at old jim to see he was a bit pervy
While Rod hulls being questioned for fisting a young bird woah dont hate me
like margaret thatcher, jimmy saville shafted minors in the 80's
i know its sick to joke about, i think i should stop them
like jimmy savile tracksuites, you need to squeeze into child size bottoms
i was an unlucky kid, i was on jim'll fix it with him and gary glitter
till this day, i'm ashamed to say, i still have a sore shitter..

oh jim, jim'll fix it for you
and you and her
and when he dies
dear jim is no longer Sir
he got caught fingering in too many pies
with his big cuban cigar and those wonky eyes

The Stoned Roller - Jim'll Fix It For ME!

The Stoned Roller