Name: Three Months (featuring Jared Frieder) by The Tony Soto Show
Duration: 52 min 23 s
Description: This week spring is in the air. I talk conservatorships, from Britney to Nichelle and now Amanda. There's a war and the US could never, and much more. My featured guest is the writer/director of the new movie, Three Months out now on Paramount.

This week spring is in the air. I talk conservatorships, from Britney to Nichelle and now Amanda. There's a war and the US could never, and much more. My featured guest is the writer/director of the new movie, Three Months out now on Paramount.

Three Months (featuring Jared Frieder)

This week the boys are mitigating, for once. Nicki and Megan are in a feud and the boys can relate. Texas Gov Greg Abbot stokes a literal civil war stand off which raises the question, who’s scared of Arkansas? Republicans push to impeach DHS Secretary Alejandro Mayorkus and the boys think that’s a characteristically stupid thing to do.

This week the boys are floating above it all. A relentless atmospheric river has the boys feeling moist and ready to get physical.  A right-wing freak beheads his father for being a government employee yet somehow Casey finds a bright side. A Michigan mother is convicted for her son’s school shooting and the boys think it’s about time parents pay for their creepy kids’ crimes.  Republicans fail to impeach DHS Secretary Mayorkas in spectacular fashion and if turning easy wins into losses is their thing then the boys say “keep up the good work!”

This week the boys profess their love for each other, in obscure ways. Valentine's Day has the boys dreaming up the perfect gift for the perfect holiday. John Stewart returns to host The Daily Show and states his case against a Biden nomination, leaving liberals unclear of whose side even they are on. Casey maintains there are clear differences between the two American political parties and Tony disagrees which starts a fight that - in the recent past - would have taken a week to mend. In a sign of progress, this fight is mended after only 20 minutes.

This week the boys get very familiar. This month marks the tenth year the boys have known each other and Tony read the comments section to celebrate. After remembering why they love each other, Casey baits Tony into their favorite shared pastime, a fight.

This week the boys are giving it their best shot. Super Tuesday solidified the presidential race which the boys try to talk about but quickly end up shaming each others’ fetishes instead. Two male humpback whales are caught on film having sex and the boys talk about how these poor whales got done dirty. The boys almost make it a whole episode without fighting over Israel but Nikki Haley dropping out of the race is enough of the trigger they need.

This week the boys join the ban wagon. Senator Katie Britt’s response to the SOTU proves why conservatives should leave acting to the Hollywood nepo-babies. Florida cracks down on spring breakers which is such an abrupt change of identity, it’s now illegal to talk about Florida in Florida public schools. Congress votes to ban TikTok, Boeing keeps literally falling apart and the boys are very suspicious of Queen Camilla.

This week the boys bring you doom AND gloom.  An earthquake in NYC and a solar eclipse have the boys thinking about preparedness. The IDF kills several members of a relief organization and all of a sudden now the world has had enough. Korean women are refusing to interact with Korean men and the effects are generational, while white Americans move to Mexico and end up getting real white about it.

This week the boys can’t extinguish the flame. A man lights himself on fire outside of Trump’s trial leading to an argument over who can be defined as crazy. A question for women in the woods leads to a surprising answer and the debunking of a misogynistic myth, while a scientific breakthrough has Casey worried about the future of humanity in general and Tony rooting for the end. Very on brand.

Thirty minutes of content from two gay best friends. This week the boys don’t fight once! The Washington Correspondents Dinner is supposed to be funny but to the boys, it’s just a reminder that Biden needs a better makeup artist.  Casey is still feeling butt hurt from the first Trump administration and if the Supreme Court grants absolute presidential immunity he’s preparing to get fully blown out by the second.  Tony shares best practices for getting out of jury duty and with Tennessee enacting more bad laws the boys share a plan for getting people out of that state.

Tony Soto is one part narcissist, and one part narcissist. Known for his outspoken opinions about everything you don’t want said in front of your mother, he and his friends are guaranteed to make you laugh (at them).

Three Months (featuring Jared Frieder)

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