Jeff Dorchen makes up a lot of crap but a cheese board in the shape of America with hearts cut out marking the sites of 9/11 terror attacks is beyond his powers of imagination. It isn't beyond the power of America to make a buck off any person, place, thing, animal, vegetable or mineral.  Jeff divides America into chumps and con-men, and if you have to ask which one you are, then enjoy the cheese.

According to his contacts on LinkedIn, Jeff Dorchen can do just about anything. He’s a visual artist, songwriter/musician, actor, essayist, poet, playwright and screenwriter.

Jeff Dorchen and PT Barnum exit through the 9/11 Museum gift shop.

 A collective of 4 piece gunk punk noise.

Jeff Dorchen and PT Barnum exit through the 9/11 Museum gift shop.

This Is Hell!