Every single megalolzing (including AUs)

Sans esta en celo

Edit: This is now downloadable!!!
HIIIIIIIII GUYS I'M SO SORRY I HAVEN'T POSTED ANYTHING AT ALL This was a collab between @neku1 and me! They made the amazing music and I sang and created the lyrics!

I was meaning to post this near the new year but uh, it got postponed a little bit, so here it is now! 

Cover art is by @asksonomy 
Check them out at: http://asksonamy.tumblr.com/post/134475195186/undertale-project-after-hearing-sans-sing-kagerou

Sansaloid Song that inspired these lyrics is by http://0chromat.tumblr.com/ CHECK THEM OUT!!! :DDD

Original Song: Kagerou Days by Jin

Here are the lyrics if you're curious, most of them are in Sans' POV but the last few are an outside POV:

August 15th at 12 something noon I don’t see a thing at all
I shrug it off and say “now what do I do?”
I guess I’ll just lay around I can’t force my legs to move
And finish sentry jobs
But I hear the door slowly open with a human walking through

“Human don’t you know how to greet a new pal?”
And as I joked they didn’t laugh or say anything at all 
But just stared straight ahead

As they went along their destined path
I kept a steady watch and then
They pulled out a knife in their hand
And I ran and ran before I watched my whole world end

Stabbing you and slicing you in half
I barely had time to even reach the knife
Dust blowing everywhere and tears pouring here and there
I process my growing fear and just can’t take it!
Is this real? My head is hurting me
“What you see is exactly what you’re gonna get!”
And with my one blue eye will swear that the child will die
And then in a flash I’m back in my bedroom. 

Getting out of my bed I can hear Papyrus downstairs screaming for me to feed my rock
I go to humor him.

August 15th at 12 something noon I don’t see a thing at all
“So now what do I do?”
I turn and see the door open slowly with a chill go down my spine

“Human don’t you know how to greet a new pal? But by your face it looks as if you knew I was gonna start with these same set of words.
Hey, just keep pretending you’re human.”
But when I thought things would be fine I watched as they pulled out a knife and were aiming pointing slicing as I ran against the time

Slashing down and turning you to dust
I stood motionless as your head dropped to the ground
Tears clouding in my eyes and anger boiling inside I walk to my brother’s scarf and swear their judgement
Is this real? My skull is hurting me.
“Bet you wish you were asleep, but it’s not a dream!”
Memories fade away but all that I’ve seen will stay 
Safe in my lab where I’ll end these stupid resets!

Endlessly I’ve worked to formulate a way
To break out of the cycle, find an ending to this day
I have seen him die one to many times
But I know we’re trapped and I have to draw the line.

But if they continue and go clear the game
There will be no true timeline and none will be the same
Beating them right here and right now is the only way

Blasting them and turning their heart into blue 
I drag them around and hope that they give up
Birds singing in the air and flowers bloom everywhere 
They don’t seem to want to stop I just can’t take it!
Do you think everyone can be good? 
Do you think that worst person can change their ways?

Seeing you standing here has made something pretty clear
The end is near so get ready for a bad time!

In the darkness and sitting alone is a child hugging their knees tears clouding up their eyes rocking back and forth
Calling out for help there they are sitting all alone in tears repeating just the same but nobody came



Heat Haze Sans

Yeah, it's me and I decided to make this cover.
Hope someone can enjoy this.
And yeah, I know it sounds like a kazoo. 

UST: janorre (The only one I could find)
VB: Sans [voice fx of Undertale by tobyfox]
Original song name: Kasane Territory | Zutto Teto no Turn

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[Utau❤Tale] Sans Territory  [Short ver. Cover]

i wanted to update this really badly

1/2 of the celebration for 400 followers on soundcloud already!

[Undertale AU - Storyshift] Boneache (Updated)

i swear, the last time. this is mainly just an instrumentation change, i guess. i'm sorry for the name change for the overworld theme, btw.

cover art by me.

Download "Mweh Heh Heh!" here: https://instaud.io/tVF

Download "Bonequarrel" here: https://instaud.io/tVE

[Undertale AU - Underswap] Mweh Heh Heh! & Bonequarrel (updated for the last time)

Here a script that https://soundcloud.com/sans-the-skelebro
wrote. I was more than happy to try my best. I hope you enjoy it.

Sans Sleepy Time

Art by:
https://ifunny.co/fun/ZDprwlBi3?gallery=tag&query=Underlust

Lyrics:

Underlust Sans

Turn around kid
It’d be a crime
If I had to go back on the promise that I made for you
So don’t step over that line
Or else kid I’m gonna have a fun time

Kids like you can’t get consent
And guys like me aren’t easily bent
So let’s go
So your soul gets stucker
Let’s go
DIRTY BROTHER FUCKER

Go ahead
Try and fuck me if you’re able
Hope you know by now consent’s off the table
Did you even think about protection?
God kid, you’re killing my erection!

You’re not gonna win
We’ll be here together
In this honeymoon hall forever
I know you will reset every time I beat ya
But I’ll always be right back here to meet ya

Kid you don’t know
What it’s like to love (3x)
What it’s like to love (3x)

This is where you stop
This is where you end
If you think that I’ll submit
Then you need to think again
You may have fucked all my friends
But I won’t give you that chance
So turn around bend over and pull down your pants

Go ahead
Try to fuck me if you’re able
You should know by now consent’s off the table
Think you can try and ask me like there’s a choice?
Well you didn’t ask my brother so get dunked on!
I know you fucked all my friends’ brains out
But your raping spree ends now

I am their CONSENT
I am their RAPIST
I am DETERMINATION

You’ve forgotten
What it’s like to love (3x)
But I think I’m better than you 

Enjoy!

Underlust Sans~ Stronger than you

to celebrate Storyshift's 1-year anniversary, here I present to you, histrousle. final version i guess

if you look at v1 or even v3 and my recent music, there's so much of a disparity between quality of the songs. i feel like i have improved a lot in the past 11 months, going from "alphys with ghost fight instruments" to "literally making a whole ost"

so yes a lot has happened.

the arg, for instance. wew lad, that was certainly a thing that happened. you're welcome, zacharychang. :)

spongetale was probably the best music decision i've made recently, look at all the songs that have been made for it, 40-50. out of 88. jesus christ.

let's hope for another year of storyshift, and another year of greatness.

[Undertale AU - Storyshift] Histrousle (Updated for certainly the last time)

EDIT: I've decided that instead of not posting to SoundCloud, I will only post songs which I feel very, VERY comfortable posting. For example, this song has been in development since like, October. So don't expect me to STOP posting music. Just know that the rate of which I will post said music can vary (I don't expect it to be as long as the last hiatus tho)

TL;DR : I'm only half dead.

[TerraFormed] LAST CHANCE (Spearolovania V2) + ANNOUNCEMENT

What "sans. Recreation" almost sounded like. ( I hope that never happens )

Go to my new account: @mlg-sans-the-one-and-only

What "sans. Recreation" almost sounded like. ( I hope that never happens )

MLG Sans [MOVED]