I melted the woods.
I digitized the trees.
I kidnapped autumn, shoved it into a bass cannon, and aimed it directly at your seasonal depression.

This isn’t Stick Season anymore it’s glitch grief, it’s folktronica chaos, it’s a rave in the middle of your feels.
Noah whispered, I screamed.
You’ll cry. You’ll mosh. You’ll question reality. And then you’ll hit replay.

🔊 Best listened to alone in the rain with headphones…
or at 3AM in a warehouse while your soul levitates through a puddle of reverb and pine needles.

STICK SEASON NOAH KAHAN (THISGUYTURTLES REMIX)

Dj from Albuquerque, NM.
I play a variety of music with in my set, and taking you on a wild journey. My stories are through music that explains how I feel. I like to play with house, trap, & dubstep mostly. Other styles I been working on are Psytrance, and Hardstyle.

Thisguyturtles – Melodic bass that makes you cry, then dropkicks you into the underworld. 💧⚡
I’m here to emotionally damage you and heal you at the same time like if a Pixar movie did ketamine and went to a rail.

I make drops so heavy your chiropractor will send me a thank you note.
Build-ups so pretty they’ll make you text your ex “I miss us”  then immediately delete it when the bass hits.

My tracks are 50% emotional support therapy session, 50% “where’s the nearest medic?”
If you came for chill vibes, you took the wrong turn.
If you came for feels and filth, welcome home.

-Turtles 

P.S. wrote this with your moms ChatGPT tell her thanks for me

DM me on Discord (Thisguyturtles) if you want the 32-bit or 24-bit download. Don’t bother asking unless you’re following me here and on Instagram.