Text:
[Verse 1]
Got a message late last night,
“Hey babe, I’m Kim, let’s set it right.”
Blue check’s gone, but she swears it’s real,
Said she loves my vibe, wants to seal the deal.

Then Robert Plant came knockin’ too,
“Let’s jam some Zeppelin, just me and you!”
But his English slipped, full of typo lines,
Guess legends don’t use Google, half the time.

[Chorus]
Kim Kardashian in my inbox, oh no,
Angus Young says he needs some dough.
Brian Jones came back from the grave,
All these scammers, man, they’re so brave.
Click delete, I don’t believe—
Rockstars don’t slide in my DMs at three!

(solo)

[Verse 2]
Kim says: “Honey, wire me cash,
I’ll send you selfies, private stash.”
But the photo’s blurry, cropped too tight,
Pretty sure Kim don’t use a Nokia, right?

Then Angus wrote: “I lost my band,
Need your number, lend a hand!”
But AC/DC’s still on tour,
Nice try, scammer, seen that before.

[Chorus]
Kim Kardashian in my inbox, oh no,
Angus Young says he needs some dough.
Brian Jones came back from the grave,
All these scammers, man, they’re so brave.
Click delete, I don’t believe—
Rockstars don’t slide in my DMs at three!

(solo)

[Bridge]
If Elvis texts me tomorrow night,
“I’m alive, and my hair’s still tight,”
I’ll just laugh, say: “Nice disguise—
Next you’ll tell me Tupac’s online!”

[Final Chorus]
Kim Kardashian in my inbox, oh no,
Robert Plant wants my stereo.
Brian Jones is ghostin’ me,
Scammers everywhere, set me free.
Hit that block, I keep my peace,
Legends don’t beg me for a lease.

[Outro – spoken/funny ad-libs]
“Yo, this is Mick Jagger—send Bitcoin, baby!”
“Yeah sure, Mick… click delete.”v

Kim Kardashian in My Inbox

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Kim Kardashian in My Inbox

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