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Stofferex as Bugs Bunny
WoodenHornets as Mickey Mouse

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
BUGS BUNNY!
VS!
MICKEY MOUSE!
BEGIN!

Bugs Bunny:
Ehh, what’s up doc? This Looney Tune will kick your ass
I’m gonna be like Road Runner, and make my point fast
I’m coming in fast, like a Tazmanian Devil
You know not to mess with the bunny from the meadow
In my opinion, you’re an outlaw, I should call Yosemite Sam
Classic my ass, you should give some credit to Felix the Cat, you scam
All you do is copy off others, we should call you Mickey Parrot
Cmon and come over here, so I can snap you like a carrot!

Mickey Mouse:
Who does this bunny think he is, a wannabe of me?
There’s no way you can face this Epic Mickey
Step away from my clubhouse, there’s no way you’ll be getting in
You seriously think you’re gonna win? You must be Goofin’
When I was back in black and white, I had all the people laughing
At least my buddy, Donald is more happy than your buddy, Daffy!
It’s Rabbit season Bugsy, so you better scram
You really set the bar low, when you did the movie, Space Jam!

Bugs Bunny:
I couldn’t make out what you said, you were stuttering like Porky
Take your annoying high voice outta here, I can’t stand you talking
I beat Thumper in rap so I can take Mickey on, just listen
And you’re suppose to be for children? You were the symbol of racism!
Stay in your Clubhouse, you’ll be forgotten like Oswald the Rabbit
I’ll take your sweetie Minnie, and give her my tasty carrot
Compare me and you, all the kids loved me the most
Let me end this fight now, that’s all folks!

Mickey Mouse:
Oh, you think that you're clever, you think you can steal Minnie?
No!  The only girl you'll get is that Amy Rose ripoff, Lola Bunny!
Why did you go to the real world? We’re you too tired of being fake?
Go Back in Action, before I cook this rabbit and make carrot cake
My rhymes are cooking, you best be calling them Remy the Rat
I’ll squish you like a bug, Bugs, try learning to rap
Your raps are more of a disaster than your new Looney Tunes show
And remember this, REAL SUFFERING IS UNKNOWN!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!


Mickey Mouse vs Bugs Bunny. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 37

Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Zack as Bart Simpson
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Fel as Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski
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Lyrics:
Bart:
I spend a lot of time hanging around a lard of fat like you cartman
its not smart, man; facing off with bart man
this racist tasteless prick battling me is just absurd
don’t have a cow man, looks like you ate the whole herd
soon this racoon will be more dead than his humour is 
fart jokes are all that matters to this deranged obese lunatic 
and your highest form of comedy is terrance and phillips
do you want your ass kicked, the Simpsons already did it

Cartman:
ARGH! IM NOT FAT, IM JUST BIG BONED!
I’m about to drag your ass out just like your show!
Respect my authority, El Farto you’re fucking done
you’re more of a big fat bitch than kyle’s mom!
go go Jo jo, and fucking cancel out
so you can go back home and have alone time with Milhouse
Go make me some pie you glorified beer stool
What I’m trying to say is, how would you like to suck my balls?

Bart:
ay caramba! who the hell are you messing with me!
You’re an even bigger dick than your mom’s groundskeeper willy
Its like you worked at the qwiki mart with a pile apu that you brought
you want something to eat fatso, than eat my shorts

Cartman:
Well your mom is so poor, she actually watches your show
you’re more of a jew than kyle, Kyle: shut the fuck up fatso
Your rhymes are treehouse of horror-ble but you know whats worse
You’re your alcoholic dad’s punching bag, the stick of truth hurts!

Bart Simpson vs Eric Cartman. Season 3, Wave 1

The Crystal Gems: Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl rap against the Bear Brothers: Ice Bear, Panda, and Grizz! Who will win?

Matthew Thomas as Ice Bear
Frenzy as Panda Bear
Adam/Pool as Grizzly Bear
Emerii as Garnet
Princely as Amethyst
itsannachloem as Pearl

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
ICE BEAR, PANDA, & GRIZZ
VERSUS
GARNET, AMETHYST, & PEARL
BEGIN!

Ice Bear:
These gems aren't ready for what Ice Bear can do
Panda Bear:
Once We Bare it all, we’ll show that we’re Stronger Than You
Grizzly Bear:
Dribbling circles around you, breaking through your defense
Grizz & Panda:
Once we destabilize these freaks
Ice Bear:
Ice Bear will surely be president
All:
We don't need tiny hands to take you down in a fight
'Cause our fame will always be bigger than Alexandrite
Panda Bear:
We’ll spit sick flows faster than your hiatuses
Ice Bear:
Looks like your mouths are another cold thing Ice Bear needs to shut

Garnet:
You think you'll win against Garnet?
Amethyst:
For you, it'll be a pain
All:
'Cause we're the Crystal Gems, and we'll always save the day!
Pearl:
Sword fighting these fails that try to be internet famous
Amethyst:
We're whipping out these hits
Garnet:
While your show is just heinous
All:
Followed the steps of Rose Quartz, so we can handle these dingles
What’s got you going Primal?
Garnet:
I think they're mad 'cause they're single
Amethyst:
You belong in a Pet Shop if you thought you could top this
Pearl:
Looks like their fame has caved in
Garnet:
Garnet wins

Ice Bear:
Don't talk about Ice Bear...
Panda Bear:
Or we'll have you go poof, leave your gemstones cracked
Grizzly Bear:
That’s right Pan-Pan, let’s scare them off faster than a wolf pack
All:
Raps like a rotten burrito, but hey! You’re used to living with trash
Ice Bear:
Ice Bear’s bringing killer rhymes along with a trusty ax
All:
Up top! You rocks will never rock the roof
Panda Bear:
Pretty salty that Pearl is, even with her fear of eating food
Grizzly Bear:
When facing our clique, you better get On the Run and hide, ‘cause
All:
We Bear stack raps even stronger than a diamond

Pearl:
When you face our abrasion
Pearl & Amethyst:
you'll be sent back to hibernation
All:
You can't evade our invasion
Garnet:
Nor fit with human civilization
Garnet:
We’re so intense
Pearl:
when we’re against
Amethyst: 
Three Ronaldo’s in defense
Garnet:
So confined and exiled, but you’re just barely climbing the fence
Pearl & Amethyst:
Winning’s tripled but split, but we’re afraid that’s not The Answer
Amethyst:
You wanna rip our lips off, you’re missing a limb enhancer
Garnet:
A terrible Log Ride entry
Pearl:
your fur’s now wet from our flow 
All:
Let’s unbox these three cubs; how’s that for a Viral Video?

We Bare Bears vs Crystal Gems. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 53.

Welcome to Episode Two. Today, the terrific athlete Homestar Runner takes on the ditzy sister of The Loud House, Leni Loud, in this episode of Wicked Crossover Rap Battles.
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CREDITS

► Homestar Runner, voiced by
JMB
https://www.youtube.com/user/justinmikebuckner

► Leni Loud, voiced by
Elsie Lovelock/SweetPoffin
https://www.youtube.com/user/SweetPoffin

► Strong Sad, voiced by 
Mathew Swift

Production

► Written by
Mathew Swift

► Beat produced by
Kustom

► Edited by
?????

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

WHO WON?
https://strawpoll.com/wes81zs

Homestar Runner VS Leni Loud - Single

Homestar Runner VS Leni Loud - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One

Bienvenidos a la batalla #4 de Choque Lírico!, disfruten un duelo entre Charlie Brown, el desafortunado protagonista de las tiras cómicas de Peanuts y Lincoln Loud , el desafortunado chico protagonista de la serie The Loud House!

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Letra:

(00:20) Charlie Brown:
¿Un Niño Llamado Lincoln quiere hacerme frente?
En esta industria eres como Clyde, un simple cadete
Tengo una roca...y sabes que te la voy a lanzar,
pero a diferencia de tus planes yo no voy a fallar
Eres un Ned albino que no tiene una verdadera habitación
Tus hermanas no te podrán cubrir de esta humillación
Quizá te creas que de los comics eres un homenaje
pero me ves como Ace Savvy, ¿Recibes El Mensaje? 

Lincoln Loud:
Es Tu Primer verso, Charlie Brown, ¿y los insultos vas a fallar?
Como Luna rockearé en el track y “Santo Cielo” vas a gritar
Tus especiales navideños son una Nevada Aburrida
Como los experimentos de Lisa, mis rimas son explosivas
Dirás “Ratas” al notar mi única y genial animación
Después de ver a Lynn jugar seguro harás un “Home Run”
Pudiste ir al espacio, Buck, pero contra mi te desplomas
¿En serio piensas ganarme o ya es el Día De Las Bromas?

Charlie Brown:
¿Tienes 11 hermanas?, tu casa debió ser Ruidosa
Mis versos bajan el volúmen a tu familia desastrosa 
Cuenta al público de como de esta te vas a librar
Mi mascota es Snoopy Dogg: también te enseñaré a rapear

Lincoln Loud:
Ve a la pared de ladrillos y piensa en lo que dijiste:
La música de Schroeder no es tan triste como tu chiste
 ¿Acaso Lucy escribe todas tus frases y poemas en Internet?
Tu franquicia vieja está mas polvorienta que Pig Pen

Charlie Brown:
Soy mundialmente famoso, me conocen hasta en la NASA
Tu victoria nunca llegará, puedes llamarla la Gran Calabaza
¿Poemas?, en la mesa para niños no deberían hablar de eso
¡Ni la Rule 34 te atacó tanto como lo hicieron mis versos!


Lincoln Loud:
Estoy salvando Nickelodeon mientras solo te vendes
a Cielos Azules desconocidos...¿lo entienden?
Te estás viniendo muy arriba como lo hace tu nariz
Siempre eres engañado por Lucy ¿tienes el cerebro de un Maní?

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Cast:
Xtrange como Lincoln Loud
FrikiCD como Charlie Brown

Escrito por Prayt y Franco Glass.
Beat by Kustom.
Mixeado por ASZ Producciones.

disfruten!

Charlie Brown Vs Lincoln Loud - Choque Lírico

Leannaire as Flame Princess and Peridot
Anodyne as Lapis Lazuli
VinnyO as Finn the Human

Flame Princess:
To put out this Eternal Flame would take a Magical Mirror--cle 
I’ma’ light this track up, and yes, I mean that literal 
I’m a Queen, overthrew my father and brought law and order 
I won’t outmatched by the likes of Bob the Terraformer 
Burn you more traumatically than how your past transpired
Trapped in your own reflection like a reversed vampire 
And now your biggest weakness happens to be your power
I’d be moody too if I was scared to take a shower
You should work on your health, you’re a bigger mess than your fandom 
It’s no use crying for help- your homeworld left you abandoned 
 
Lapis Lazuli:
Beat stop
Um… It’s Lapis
Beat starts again
and I’ve got a phat diss for this Cinnamon addict  
I’ve had it with Brutes like you; pray I let you stay intact 
You’re more unbalanced than malachite-- a right pyromaniac   
Come on at me with your final form; you can do nothing to me!
You’ve got useless fireballs and a short fuse to rival Ruby’s 
I’m ruthless, i’d move an Ocean just to take your red throne 
After a drizzle of my flow-- I think you’d need some time alone 
 
Peridot:
Unhand her, you fire clod; she’ll hit you with a tidal wave 
Worse yet you’d have to face a Peridot’s unbridled rage
 
Finn the Human:
Leave her be, buttmunch! I’ll bring pain bigger than your ego 
Why would anyone ever be Barn mates with this green Dorito 
 
Peridot:
Log-date 7 17 2; I’ve been challenged by a defect 
Who should be looking for his dad-- not protecting his evil ex 
Ugh-- Finn the Clod! You don’t know who you’re talking to!
What time is it? It’s time to push another human off the roof!
 
Finn the Human:
Hitting me with metal rods seems incredibly impractical 
It’s ironic that this Triangle’s anything but Mathematical 
I’ll batter you- the rock with a Lumpy Space Princess attitude
Go tell Yellow Diamond that you lost this rap battle too
 
Peridot:
This is none of your Bismuth, you didn’t have to come along
But gee this kid is so lonely, he ends up talking to his dog
on the top of this Food Chain though logically I’ve further questions
Why come battle me when it’d end in another rejection?
 
 Written by Fle

Lapis Lazuli vs Flame Princess. Season 3, Wave 1

Bob the Builder vs. Thomas the Tank Engine:

Dustin as Bob the Builder
Boris as Thomas the Tank Engine
F00PZ as Dora the Explorer

Flowtest: http://picosong.com/wsg2w/

Beat: http://picosong.com/wsj9R/

Written By: ma nama jeff

Bob the Builder:
A rapping issue, Can we fix it? tell me, man
I am not Obama, but, yes we can!
I’ll build up a rhyme that you’ve never seen before
My hats a fucking turtle, while you smoke like a weed whore
Cuz I have the crack up my ass and ima use and choose it
because I have rapping skills that are really LIT.
bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch 
laughing my ass off, eat my shit
Who wins this blocky battle, I don’t care if you are tall.
Yo momma is like my neighbour - bald.
Like I said I’m 100% on crack
You're like a train of stolen knowledge getting knocked right off the tracks 

Thomas the Train Engine:
Step aside, or else I’m gonna hit you with my bars
think twice before you’re rude to me… RIGHT LARS?!?!
Choo Choo mother fucker I'm puffing in hot
Eat my grandparents and take your best shot.
Ex won’t give it to ya, you are a hater!
I bet you had an internship at fucking Mario Maker.
im a pro! Like you would even know!
Yo Bob your nipples are ice cream cones 
Bob The Builder, just get a fucking job!
But when it comes to rap, shut the fuck up.
Call me your series, because I’m fucking dumb.
Get out of here or i’ll @ everyone 

Bob the Builder:
Oh god I want to kill myself please let me die
You already dropped your fork with your animation style.
I’m the best gravity falls antagonist you’ve ever seen.
Even with a blunt and doritos you’ll still be found as a rusty McQueen.

Thomas the Train Engine:
You tell me to drop the fork? You already dropped the mic!
And no I’m not Primetec - Psych!
Bob the Builder, more like Bob the Nothing, you moron!
And build a wall to keep you Mexican out like Dora 

Dora the Explorer:
They call me Mista so Disstracking!
In rap battles I’m bitch slapping!
Let me teach you how to speak a little spanish.
And then wait a year for your answer to make you vanish.
You are a chigga chigga, while I am much bigga bigga
Wanna be a wigga wigga, when you push my trigger triggered.
Rhymes are sicker than the fox that is trying to whoop me.
You lost this battle, bitch lick my tootzies!

Bob the Builder vs. Thomas the Tank Engine - RAP BATTLE!

Starring
Jughead Jay as KO
GarbageGothic as Ruby

Ruby:
I don’t get it; you’re pathetic! Before you injure yourself,
I’ll go back to stacking bodies, you can stick with stacking shelves!
You could glitch yourself a good rap and we still wouldn’t be even 
So I’m never gonna waste my time versus Street Fightin’ Steven 

K.O:
I’m a Hero! KO! Beat this bad guy in a street fight;
A rude-y Ruby with a temper shorter than her screen time.
Serve you with my special move, fighting fire with fire 
You couldn’t get on my level, dude, if you fused with Sapphire
I’ll kick your Butt, man; even his bots could crush ya 
Rush to your foot clan, censor you like it’s Russia 
It’s your turn to rap, so go ahead and scream and shout
Try not to blow too much, you might put yourself out 

Ruby:
Sapphy, can you tell Son Goku to tread carefully  
One more bark from you and it’s over; Beware, Puppy! 
I’m Jailbreaking the bars! You’ll fail, race back to Gar
I’ll take you both apart, this Crystal Gem will have you seeing Stars
You think you’re both warriors in your leotards?  
Be alarmed- I don’t need Candy when it comes to being large 
I’m not one to judge but I can tell a lot 
You must be desperate when you’re crushing on a Peridot 

K.O:
Jheeze, you better cool it with your eternal inferno
For a symbol of love, it’s like you’re forever Turbo 
I won’t need Rad when it comes to this Rap contest
No worries, Mr Gar, I’ll be sure to clean up this hot mess

Written by Fle
Cover Art by Geon

Ruby vs K.O. CMRB

Miles Allen as Spongebob
Matthew Thomas as Patrick

Jughead Jay as Gumball
Elijah as Darwin

Spongebob & Patrick:
I’m ready! ... To flip this battle like a Krabby Patty 
Was this fart of a cartoon created by his flabby daddy?
I’ll have you like your voice actors cuz’ this kitty’s getting fired
Your show’s an acid-trip of styles that makes Tobias look tired 
Why don’t they take their insults and push them somewhere else
Have a Nasty Patty But he’s already full of himself
Hey Patrick, guess who I am? Uhhhh, stupid? No,
I’m the Amazing World of Gumball What’s the difference? I DON’T KNOW

Gumball & Darwin:
Who earns minimum wage and has ADHD? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Annoying, eccentric and stupid is he SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
If a dead drawn-out show is something that you wish SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Then grab your remote and change over to Nick SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
You’ve hit Bikini Bottom; I could squeeze this Sponge with any diss 
What the what’s wrong SpringBoob? I think that he’s just Jellyfish 
Whether it’s rap or Boating School, you’re always gonna fail 
Because this Goofy Goober’s even slower than his snail 
I’m a real star fish- do you live under a rock? 
You’ve both been demoted to Tweedle-Dee and Dumb f*ck

Patrick:
I can’t wrap my head around your raps like a trombone 
Chewing out this Gumball who can’t even wumbo
Who you calling Spongebob? (uh patrick) I’m Patrick- that’s enough 
I’m not your girlfriend but your disses sure crack me up 

Spongebob:
Your early reel had potential but I think I oughta’ mention 
It went down the drain when doodle-darwin lost his 3rd dimension 
You ain’t the centre of attention next to Teen Titans Go reruns
Since kids only line up for you when they’re after The Refund

Gumball & Darwin:
Your repetitive slapstick couldn’t make the viewers stay amazed 
These tuna fish will get creamed like they rapped with Mayonaise 
Hop back on Hasselhoff, don’t hassle us- yeah, you aughta’ run 
you look up to us; you live under the water, sons!

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