top 5 best FM ERBs

FLOW TEST John Wick vs Beatrix Kiddo

Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Zack as Bart Simpson
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Fel as Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski
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Lyrics:
Bart:
I spend a lot of time hanging around a lard of fat like you cartman
its not smart, man; facing off with bart man
this racist tasteless prick battling me is just absurd
don’t have a cow man, looks like you ate the whole herd
soon this racoon will be more dead than his humour is 
fart jokes are all that matters to this deranged obese lunatic 
and your highest form of comedy is terrance and phillips
do you want your ass kicked, the Simpsons already did it

Cartman:
ARGH! IM NOT FAT, IM JUST BIG BONED!
I’m about to drag your ass out just like your show!
Respect my authority, El Farto you’re fucking done
you’re more of a big fat bitch than kyle’s mom!
go go Jo jo, and fucking cancel out
so you can go back home and have alone time with Milhouse
Go make me some pie you glorified beer stool
What I’m trying to say is, how would you like to suck my balls?

Bart:
ay caramba! who the hell are you messing with me!
You’re an even bigger dick than your mom’s groundskeeper willy
Its like you worked at the qwiki mart with a pile apu that you brought
you want something to eat fatso, than eat my shorts

Cartman:
Well your mom is so poor, she actually watches your show
you’re more of a jew than kyle, Kyle: shut the fuck up fatso
Your rhymes are treehouse of horror-ble but you know whats worse
You’re your alcoholic dad’s punching bag, the stick of truth hurts!

Bart Simpson vs Eric Cartman. Season 3, Wave 1

it was scrapped for obvious reasons
Written by Zack, Skeep, Eddie and Fel

Scrapped Cast
Dora - Leannaire 
Diego - Zack 
Boots - Skeep 
Baby Jaguar - Eddie
Alicia - Leannaire

Dora:
Vamanos! Don’t cross Dora, or you’ll be spinned-off 
Drown ya’ in your Rain Forest till this has-been had enough 
This kid ‘bout to be battered ain’t no rescue ranger
He’s longing to soon join the list of the endangered 
(Let’s get to it!) Get a clue of who supports Animal abuse 
Hope this pretender likes the taste of the other end of my Boots 
Boots: Can you resist taking the piss? Dora: I know you can’t do it!
Boots: 
Gee, you’re quite optimistic towards a cousin so clueless
Dora:
The fourth wall falls with the thought of my raps
With a voice to cause cave-ins and my ears to collapse
Claiming that you’re wild but you’ve got cero skill 
Doesn’t take a child to see Boots: that this Bear’s been Grilled

Diego:
This hispanic multi-languaged brat’s forgot my skill is relative 
Though I’d hate to explore your dignity, fuera goes your relevance
I won’t need my gadgets in this rap to still be more advanced than you
Down Syndrome's ain’t your sole disorder; your raps are one too
I endure through the harshest of nature, in which I also rap it
Alicia:
While you match the intelligence of your own demographic
Diego:
You’re a diluted version of me, that ain’t an Underwater Mystery
So get lost, leave you as inanimate as your “friends” should be

Dora:
It’s a jungle outside, amigo, stop the tech and use your wits for once
Have you backtrack if you cross paths when I Backpack a punch
Boots: 
We’ve endured successfully through your preachy babble
So Go Diego Go and get the chin-ga out this battle
Baby Jaguar: 
This Chicken’s not a Legend and your pauses are not worth the wait
I’ll wipe that smile from your Map, and we don’t need one to navigate
Diego:
Your raps bad enough, now you’re a teenage perra in the city
Alicia: The end of Dora’s rhyming spree Diego: and it’s seems I’ve swiped her victory!

Go Diego Go vs Dora the Explorer (FLOW TEST) - Scrapped CartoonMadeRapBattles

The Crystal Gems: Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl rap against the Bear Brothers: Ice Bear, Panda, and Grizz! Who will win?

Matthew Thomas as Ice Bear
Frenzy as Panda Bear
Adam/Pool as Grizzly Bear
Emerii as Garnet
Princely as Amethyst
itsannachloem as Pearl

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
ICE BEAR, PANDA, & GRIZZ
VERSUS
GARNET, AMETHYST, & PEARL
BEGIN!

Ice Bear:
These gems aren't ready for what Ice Bear can do
Panda Bear:
Once We Bare it all, we’ll show that we’re Stronger Than You
Grizzly Bear:
Dribbling circles around you, breaking through your defense
Grizz & Panda:
Once we destabilize these freaks
Ice Bear:
Ice Bear will surely be president
All:
We don't need tiny hands to take you down in a fight
'Cause our fame will always be bigger than Alexandrite
Panda Bear:
We’ll spit sick flows faster than your hiatuses
Ice Bear:
Looks like your mouths are another cold thing Ice Bear needs to shut

Garnet:
You think you'll win against Garnet?
Amethyst:
For you, it'll be a pain
All:
'Cause we're the Crystal Gems, and we'll always save the day!
Pearl:
Sword fighting these fails that try to be internet famous
Amethyst:
We're whipping out these hits
Garnet:
While your show is just heinous
All:
Followed the steps of Rose Quartz, so we can handle these dingles
What’s got you going Primal?
Garnet:
I think they're mad 'cause they're single
Amethyst:
You belong in a Pet Shop if you thought you could top this
Pearl:
Looks like their fame has caved in
Garnet:
Garnet wins

Ice Bear:
Don't talk about Ice Bear...
Panda Bear:
Or we'll have you go poof, leave your gemstones cracked
Grizzly Bear:
That’s right Pan-Pan, let’s scare them off faster than a wolf pack
All:
Raps like a rotten burrito, but hey! You’re used to living with trash
Ice Bear:
Ice Bear’s bringing killer rhymes along with a trusty ax
All:
Up top! You rocks will never rock the roof
Panda Bear:
Pretty salty that Pearl is, even with her fear of eating food
Grizzly Bear:
When facing our clique, you better get On the Run and hide, ‘cause
All:
We Bear stack raps even stronger than a diamond

Pearl:
When you face our abrasion
Pearl & Amethyst:
you'll be sent back to hibernation
All:
You can't evade our invasion
Garnet:
Nor fit with human civilization
Garnet:
We’re so intense
Pearl:
when we’re against
Amethyst: 
Three Ronaldo’s in defense
Garnet:
So confined and exiled, but you’re just barely climbing the fence
Pearl & Amethyst:
Winning’s tripled but split, but we’re afraid that’s not The Answer
Amethyst:
You wanna rip our lips off, you’re missing a limb enhancer
Garnet:
A terrible Log Ride entry
Pearl:
your fur’s now wet from our flow 
All:
Let’s unbox these three cubs; how’s that for a Viral Video?

We Bare Bears vs Crystal Gems. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 53.

Diss Yourself Challenge (Español)

Cast: 
Ronaldo: TicciSparks87
Stanford: AlienMadman

Beat por 2Deep

Ronaldo:
Nueva entrada en mi blog: Llegó el día en que La Profecía se cumplía 
Acabaré con este anciano nerd con menos sentimientos que una Sandía
Debes ser Gemelo de Lars, ya que también eres un gran cretino
Al igual que con tu universidad, tus chances de ganar “Stan” perdidos
Voy a Freir a este Hombre como cuando le dejó un “Tatuaje” a su hermano
Pues humillaré como los abusivos al “fenómeno de 6 Dedos en la mano”
¿Querías pasar el resto de tu vida estudiando a solas con tu sobrino de 13?
¡Eres un pedófilo Filbrick! El Tío Stanford No Es Lo Que Parece

Stanford:
Silencio Ronaldo, tu flow está Cayendo más rápido que la Gravedad
Nadie visita tu blog, simplemente estás Escapando de la Realidad
No podrás Recuperar el Pueblo cuando sea atacado por los Hombres Serpientes...
Pero espera, ellos son como tu dignidad: totalmente inexistentes
Luego de ver tu documental me di cuenta de que te falta más gramática
Y mis Diarios tienen mejor información que tu mala y desinformada página 
No dejaré que tus tontas y Frybo-las rimas logren entrar en mi mente
La única anomalía que deberías analizar es el horrible fandom de tu serie

Ronaldo:
Nada de lo que dijiste tuvo sentido, ¿acaso tengo que descifrarlo?
Estarás atrapado por mis versos y no podrás escapar de ellos ni en 30 años
Todos concordamos en que jamás debiste salir de esa dimensión
Causaste una Ruptura en tu flow, ¡es hora del RAPromagedón!

Stanford:
¿Aún no te das cuenta de que perdiste hace Tres Estrofas Atrás?
Steven estará feliz cuando me deshaga de su “Siempre-Detrás”
Mejor Sadi-le adiós a tu vida de Otaku que vive gracias a las gemas 
Pues no podrás Gritar por Ayuda cuando te borre de la existencia

Escrito por: Franco Glass y DrowneyMusic

Ronaldo Vs Stanford - Batallas Populares de Rap #1

Welcome to Episode Two. Today, the terrific athlete Homestar Runner takes on the ditzy sister of The Loud House, Leni Loud, in this episode of Wicked Crossover Rap Battles.
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CREDITS

► Homestar Runner, voiced by
JMB
https://www.youtube.com/user/justinmikebuckner

► Leni Loud, voiced by
Elsie Lovelock/SweetPoffin
https://www.youtube.com/user/SweetPoffin

► Strong Sad, voiced by 
Mathew Swift

Production

► Written by
Mathew Swift

► Beat produced by
Kustom

► Edited by
?????

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

WHO WON?
https://strawpoll.com/wes81zs

Homestar Runner VS Leni Loud - Single

Homestar Runner VS Leni Loud - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One

Bienvenidos a la batalla #4 de Choque Lírico!, disfruten un duelo entre Charlie Brown, el desafortunado protagonista de las tiras cómicas de Peanuts y Lincoln Loud , el desafortunado chico protagonista de la serie The Loud House!

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Letra:

(00:20) Charlie Brown:
¿Un Niño Llamado Lincoln quiere hacerme frente?
En esta industria eres como Clyde, un simple cadete
Tengo una roca...y sabes que te la voy a lanzar,
pero a diferencia de tus planes yo no voy a fallar
Eres un Ned albino que no tiene una verdadera habitación
Tus hermanas no te podrán cubrir de esta humillación
Quizá te creas que de los comics eres un homenaje
pero me ves como Ace Savvy, ¿Recibes El Mensaje? 

Lincoln Loud:
Es Tu Primer verso, Charlie Brown, ¿y los insultos vas a fallar?
Como Luna rockearé en el track y “Santo Cielo” vas a gritar
Tus especiales navideños son una Nevada Aburrida
Como los experimentos de Lisa, mis rimas son explosivas
Dirás “Ratas” al notar mi única y genial animación
Después de ver a Lynn jugar seguro harás un “Home Run”
Pudiste ir al espacio, Buck, pero contra mi te desplomas
¿En serio piensas ganarme o ya es el Día De Las Bromas?

Charlie Brown:
¿Tienes 11 hermanas?, tu casa debió ser Ruidosa
Mis versos bajan el volúmen a tu familia desastrosa 
Cuenta al público de como de esta te vas a librar
Mi mascota es Snoopy Dogg: también te enseñaré a rapear

Lincoln Loud:
Ve a la pared de ladrillos y piensa en lo que dijiste:
La música de Schroeder no es tan triste como tu chiste
 ¿Acaso Lucy escribe todas tus frases y poemas en Internet?
Tu franquicia vieja está mas polvorienta que Pig Pen

Charlie Brown:
Soy mundialmente famoso, me conocen hasta en la NASA
Tu victoria nunca llegará, puedes llamarla la Gran Calabaza
¿Poemas?, en la mesa para niños no deberían hablar de eso
¡Ni la Rule 34 te atacó tanto como lo hicieron mis versos!


Lincoln Loud:
Estoy salvando Nickelodeon mientras solo te vendes
a Cielos Azules desconocidos...¿lo entienden?
Te estás viniendo muy arriba como lo hace tu nariz
Siempre eres engañado por Lucy ¿tienes el cerebro de un Maní?

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Cast:
Xtrange como Lincoln Loud
FrikiCD como Charlie Brown

Escrito por Prayt y Franco Glass.
Beat by Kustom.
Mixeado por ASZ Producciones.

disfruten!

Charlie Brown Vs Lincoln Loud - Choque Lírico

December 1st, video release.

SkeepTieel as Rick and Morty
MultiSuperVids as Mr. Peabody
IcerM as Sherman

Rick: 
Think you’ve got the balls to face me, Snuffles? Oh, wait, shit
It’s the IQ of Jerry, flatter than his show on Netflix 
How tragic for us to witness your Ricksy family Business
But I’m vicious, you’re a bitch, Pup, and that makes all the difference

Morty:
I don’t know ‘bout this, Rick, 
Rick:
M-Morty don’t forget 
Their movie was produced by the same losers who milked-dry Shrek 
Morty:
Well, I’ll go on a Gazorpazorp-field day with my rhymes
Against a dad whose parenting is somehow worse than mine

Peabody:
Follow along, Sherman. Are you ready for some learnin’?
Getting’ Schfifty verse’ a nervous wreck and pedophilic vermin
Your raps are cheap- not even worth a single schmeckel, see?
Sherman: Huhh? Peabody: Well, It’s a Penny in a different currency 
Sherman:
I go underground! France, Rome, I’ve seen it all
Your show’s one half Bull, and the other half Winkle
I won’t take affliction from these Marty and Doc rejections
Pocket Morty and add him to my mineral collection

Rick:
Out of the way, Morty, Hector wish he’d never stepped to Rick 
Beat the Red Grin Grumble of rapping; I don’t expect you to “get it”
If you’re so smart Doctor Who; here’s something to teach your turd 
You can’t slap a couple words in two and hope it’s a good verse

Peabody:
Sherman, observe; this Puppy Prodigy’s rocking beats 
Throw you a bone, but I’m more sophisticated than dog treats
Kick a prepubescent ass through what you call ‘Jessica’s feet’
Boxing purposeless butter servers back with the Meeseeks

Rick:
Benjamin Frank-ly, ‘I don’t give a fuck what you think’
Morty:
You Blitz and Chips shits better had a Life Well Lived
These guys are real farts, Rick
Rick:
But it’s hardly gold they’re shittin’
We’re purging these losers Morty, 
Morty:
it’s our space dust they’ve bitten
You’re going downwards, dog, cause, soon for you’ll see 
Rick:
That your future’s as Improbable as your History
M-Morty, tell crackhead Chucky he’s a novelty plumbus
Morty:
Of all the Moon Men we’d say Bye to, 
Both:
you sure are the dumbest

Peabody:
I’m a pioneer; you’re a criminal, 
Sherman:
you’re done, there’s no WABAC
Just a petty terrorist
Peabody:
Who ironically blows at rap
Sherman:
Ooh! Mr. Peabody, is that due to the fact
That though we’ve blown this twisted wacko he’s kept his body intact?
Peabody:
Yes! Good boy Sherman, it’s a second suicide attempt
This “scientist”’s smartest decision made from his Unkempt head
For exceedingly poor verses, both of yours takes the cake
Let me bury the hatchet and let your corpses take your place

Written by Legion, Skeep, Fel and other people idk

Rick and Morty vs Mr. Peabody and Sherman - Rap Battle #1

Rick Sanchez/Morty Smith: https://soundcloud.com/skeepremixcover
Dr.Fetus: https://soundcloud.com/thecodnerd-115

Written by: MasterSoulSilver 

Dr.Fetus:
When it comes to vulgar Scientists, let me give you a Bit.Trip
On who's rocking Portals in contrast of this Headcrab with censorship!
The most famous Villain from any Indie Game Ever Known
While you’re only relevant thanks to a failed Simpsons Cameo!
Ill like flu but as I'm Hatin’ your rap I will spit on that Love Potion 9
To Show a true Dark Ending of Worlds and see Morty Whine
Even if you win this M.Night you will still feel my Fist!
N´ Kill you and Flip you the Bird, person. WHAT A PLOT TWIST!

Rick Sanchez:
(Oh yeaah!)
Time to get Schwifty and leave this Factory even more-
Salty as I leave Mr.Poopybutthole like shit on the floor!
It's true that I appeared as a Cameo, but you live from them, Embrace
*Burp* ‘Cause I'm going Ricked Against this Fetus Face!

*Beat Stops*

Dr.Fetus:
But I AM a Fetus! That doesn't make sense

Rick Sanchez:
You know, a rap battle isn’t fun if you diss yourself.
Whatever, Morty Give me a Beat

Morty:
¡Oh man okay!

Rick Sanchez:
This Bitch I'm ‘bout to Bind, before your Rebirth; Abortion!
Don´t close encounter this Rickkind, or you´ll feel true Glitch Distortion
Ditch by the life, you look like a Jerry in Defiance
Shithead, beating you is not real Rocket Science!

Dr.Fetus:
Youseek Attention Whore, but you´re another Swim through Bad Adult Jokes
This Rick must be Crazy if he thinks he is in the Coax
Let´s go back in time, you want to have those Real Animated Adventures?
Parody, There's no solution when you sucked your Own Pilot for pleasure!

Rick Sanchez:
This Underdog must have mental problems to think so foolishly!
Flash-ing why you will never be in peaceful “Unity”
I know you feel alone, you should bandage from the joy-
Of Squanching Blood; so better stop Beating the Meat, Boy!

Dr.Fetus:
You´re soft, you care about Morty even if you Snub!

Rick Sanchez:
I “saw” that your rapping screams “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub”

Dr.Fetus:
Says the shitty Parody of Dr.Brown who´s only a dross

Rick Sanchez:
The real parody here is this Bowser PETA-type-Tofu-Boss!

Rick Sanchez vs Dr Fetus

CyanCoat (@cyancoat) como Glacius
Masteredit (@masteredit) como Sub-Zero

Glacius:
(JAAA) ¡Es hora de liberar una ventisca de rimas!
En este Sitio de Estallido, ¡mi presencia congela el clima!
Sólo eres un Noob que re-usó el nombre de su hermano caído
Contra tu Fatality, Rompo el C-C-Combo de este presumido
Dices ser frío por tu nombre, ¡pero para mí eres todo lo contrario!
“Ven aquí” para romperte en el beat porque no eres ningún adversario
Al violar uno de 88 Decretos, ¡mi rap te deja en ruinas!
¡No puedo esperar más boberías de un ninja que viene de China!
 
Sub-Zero:
¿Acaso quieres presumir contra este guerrero del Lin Kuei?
Si se trata de Kombates Mortales, ¡aquí yo soy el rey!
Para mí no eres más que una basura, viendo cómo está hecho tu cuerpo
Seré el Señor de las Sombras, para que con mis poderes termines muerto
Aquí mi habla te corta como el sombrero de Kung Lao
Tu telepatía no me Konquista, te mataré y provocaré caos
Si tú mismo congelas el clima, apuesto a que no congelarás el suelo
Esta será tu última lucha pues fácilmente gané este duelo
 
Glacius:
Ni con tu modo Cyber evitarás que te patee el trasero
Con tu rap “Sub-Zero” ¡deberías llamarte “Super-Zero”!
 
Sub-Zero:
Al menos tengo suerte que no me secuestró Ultratech pues no me hago el absurdo
Mi nombre describe perfectamente cómo eres un Cero Absoluto
 
Glacius:
Hago una Onda de Choque en ti, rompo tu hielo con un puño
Yo sí que tengo Instintos, en cambio con tu hermano se fueron los tuyos
Tus cross-overs con DC fallaron, como tus películas en taquilla
La luz sola como tu terrible rap es inofensiva
 
Sub-Zero:
Fuiste cambiado en tu secuela, al parecer no eres único
¡Soy tan frío que a este glaciar lo derroto de modo súbito!
¿Piensas que mi rap es terrible? Pues el calor te sobra
¡Y esa luz de la que hablas irá enfocada a tu derrota!
 
Glacius:
Voy dándote un ultra golpe, ¡llámame Kelvin pues soy el Lord!
Tus DLC ni son pasables, ¡pregúntale a Freddy y a Jason!
Muchos juegos en la franquicia acaban en “Mortal Kombat: Decepción”
Pues al cabo que tu hermano fue asesinado por Scorpion
 
Sub-Zero:
¿Crees tener todo para ganar contra el campeón? Sé serio por favor
Sólo luchas por tu dignidad creyendo que tu raza es superior
No volverás a vagar por galaxias de nuevo, ni voy a esperar nada más de ti
Ahora tu cabeza está en mi colección de columnas. FATALITY

Letra por Masteredit, Youki y Ripth
Beat por Tristan on the Track

Glacius vs Sub-Zero

Bienvenidos a la sexta batalla de Choque Lírico!, disfruten un duelo entre los viajeros en el tiempo Silver, el erizo plateado de la franquicia de Sonic y Trunks, el hijo de Vegeta de un futuro alterno en DBZ!

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Trunks:
Hoy he venido del futuro en donde tu juego se apaga
solo para prevenir la decadencia de tu saga
 Pero tranquilo, como Freezer te mato rápidamente
Como el Rey Frío que agonices pues mis rimas son ardientes
¿Eres tan tonto que te engañó un humo?, qué ignorante…
Ya he conocido a pequeñas versiones de mí antes
En tu juego, tuviste una clase baja en animación
Ni cinemáticas caras salvan tu cara de su ejecución

Silver:
No conocerás a un Black farsante, si no al Silver brillante
 Podría decirte Iblis, tus dibujos son un Desastre
Como el Caos te Controlo cuando te enfrentas contra mí
Retírate a tu futuro y ya deja a tu anime morir
A esta vergüenza del legado Sayayin finalizo
Con poderes Psíquicos callo la boca de este Mestizo
Soy rápido cual Erizo, tú eres Demasiado Lento
Se ve que tenías Manía con el Gohan de tu tiempo

Trunks:
Con el Ranking Z ganaré este nivel
Mis versos son tan Perfectos que los puedes llamar Cell
Mi anime marcó la historia, y no es nada como tu juego
pues en la actualidad sólo sirves para cameos
Soy máquina en el tempo, por mi padre, tu excelencia
Ustedes excelente robando, no es referencia o coincidencia
Soy Xeno, no Zeno y aún así a este 06’ borraré
Este combate fue un sacrificio más en vano que el de Blaze

Silver:
Siempre barren el suelo contigo, si hasta de trapo es tu aspecto 
¿Cómo puedes presumir si pediste ayuda como un Insecto?
No te daré el lujo de burlarte, pues ya eres un chico mimado
¿Perfecto?, si por un simple laser fuiste matado
Soñaste con Absolación, ¡por eso te castigué!
Aunque me borren la memoria, nadie olvidará como te derroté
Tu futuro es Oscuro como Mephiles, no te salvará Gokú
Deja de intentar atacar con tu Rap, ¡“It’s No Use”!

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Cast:
@FinnDarkRapper como Silver
@kristopher-ag-ero (MasterSoulSilver) como Trunks

Escrito por Prayt y MasterSoulSilver.
Refinado por TicciSparks87 (@ticcisparks87), MasterSoulSilver y Prayt Del Futuro.
Mixeado por Prayt.
Beat por @asilvazar.

disfruten!

Silver Vs Trunks - Choque Lírico

Starring
Jughead Jay as KO
GarbageGothic as Ruby

Ruby:
I don’t get it; you’re pathetic! Before you injure yourself,
I’ll go back to stacking bodies, you can stick with stacking shelves!
You could glitch yourself a good rap and we still wouldn’t be even 
So I’m never gonna waste my time versus Street Fightin’ Steven 

K.O:
I’m a Hero! KO! Beat this bad guy in a street fight;
A rude-y Ruby with a temper shorter than her screen time.
Serve you with my special move, fighting fire with fire 
You couldn’t get on my level, dude, if you fused with Sapphire
I’ll kick your Butt, man; even his bots could crush ya 
Rush to your foot clan, censor you like it’s Russia 
It’s your turn to rap, so go ahead and scream and shout
Try not to blow too much, you might put yourself out 

Ruby:
Sapphy, can you tell Son Goku to tread carefully  
One more bark from you and it’s over; Beware, Puppy! 
I’m Jailbreaking the bars! You’ll fail, race back to Gar
I’ll take you both apart, this Crystal Gem will have you seeing Stars
You think you’re both warriors in your leotards?  
Be alarmed- I don’t need Candy when it comes to being large 
I’m not one to judge but I can tell a lot 
You must be desperate when you’re crushing on a Peridot 

K.O:
Jheeze, you better cool it with your eternal inferno
For a symbol of love, it’s like you’re forever Turbo 
I won’t need Rad when it comes to this Rap contest
No worries, Mr Gar, I’ll be sure to clean up this hot mess

Written by Fle
Cover Art by Geon

Ruby vs K.O. CMRB

Miles Allen as Spongebob
Matthew Thomas as Patrick

Jughead Jay as Gumball
Elijah as Darwin

Spongebob & Patrick:
I’m ready! ... To flip this battle like a Krabby Patty 
Was this fart of a cartoon created by his flabby daddy?
I’ll have you like your voice actors cuz’ this kitty’s getting fired
Your show’s an acid-trip of styles that makes Tobias look tired 
Why don’t they take their insults and push them somewhere else
Have a Nasty Patty But he’s already full of himself
Hey Patrick, guess who I am? Uhhhh, stupid? No,
I’m the Amazing World of Gumball What’s the difference? I DON’T KNOW

Gumball & Darwin:
Who earns minimum wage and has ADHD? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Annoying, eccentric and stupid is he SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
If a dead drawn-out show is something that you wish SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Then grab your remote and change over to Nick SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
You’ve hit Bikini Bottom; I could squeeze this Sponge with any diss 
What the what’s wrong SpringBoob? I think that he’s just Jellyfish 
Whether it’s rap or Boating School, you’re always gonna fail 
Because this Goofy Goober’s even slower than his snail 
I’m a real star fish- do you live under a rock? 
You’ve both been demoted to Tweedle-Dee and Dumb f*ck

Patrick:
I can’t wrap my head around your raps like a trombone 
Chewing out this Gumball who can’t even wumbo
Who you calling Spongebob? (uh patrick) I’m Patrick- that’s enough 
I’m not your girlfriend but your disses sure crack me up 

Spongebob:
Your early reel had potential but I think I oughta’ mention 
It went down the drain when doodle-darwin lost his 3rd dimension 
You ain’t the centre of attention next to Teen Titans Go reruns
Since kids only line up for you when they’re after The Refund

Gumball & Darwin:
Your repetitive slapstick couldn’t make the viewers stay amazed 
These tuna fish will get creamed like they rapped with Mayonaise 
Hop back on Hasselhoff, don’t hassle us- yeah, you aughta’ run 
you look up to us; you live under the water, sons!

Spongebob vs Gumball. CMRB

Serie de batallas de rap en español, esta serie es la heredera espiritual de EBRF

Creado por este tipo @ThePrayt

No se apuren, las batallas toman tiempo. Estoy emocionado de verlos :D
-Prayt

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