Freshy Kanal as Raichu
Adam as Jolteon

Raichu:
Let’s start with a Volt Tackle to crack your face in two
I don't need Crunch to show you I’ll Rai-chew right through you!
You’re only useful with an item! Tell me who you think you’re kiddin!
How can you take me on when your own Power’s Hidden?
Even your siblings are envious of my Disarming Voice!
When it comes to Electric types… you’re not my first Choice
Despite the stat distribution when I rap you can’t outspeed this!
Don’t need the HM for Surf, I’m fly with psychokinesis!
With my extra type added, your own stat goes unnoticed
If you think you’re better than me, go and look at the voltage!
While you’re busy placing last with your other eeveelutions
This Sparksurfer will show  proper verbal execution

Jolteon:
I’ll leave ya Paralyzed in fear like a circle of Spearow
Gainst this pokemon that’s wasn’t even chosen for Yellow!
I’ve got the Volt Absorb so I’ll take all your lines 
And I’ll show everyone why I’m the mon that shines!
That’s why I got Black Glasses packed with Shadow Balls 
To shock and out rap masses fast like Thunderbolt!
You won’t find the happiness to evolve to Pikachu
With stats so embarrassing I can’t even look at you
Checking out your movepool makes me think you’re a mistake
It’s no wonder you can’t keep up after all those pancakes!
You can’t Retaliate after I Smash your Z-Crystal
Even without Earthquake your potential’s abysmal!

Raichu:
What a shocking event! Jolteon fails again!
That’s probably why Mikey didn’t pick you in the end!
You think you’re better than me? Just check the dex!
Our voltage suggests that Raichu’s the best
You look spent! I’m Stoked when I’m up against my kin!
I hope your Last Resort is a different way to win!
And if you Endure my lines I’ll be the one that you’re despising
I've naught to say but this - your loss won’t be surprising!

Jolteon:
I own the Thunder Stone, your relevancy’s nearly done!
You only got another form because you're too bland for Gen 1!
Your half brain damaged trainer still wants to keep fighting?
You’ll need a Surge of Rare Candies to match my Lightning!
Your design’s so appalling even Ash never wanted you
Just tell me Hau they made your shiny suck too
Riding the Thunder Wave to victory, just try to match my speed
I’d say we Synchronized, but that implies that you compare to me!

Epic Pokemon Rap Battles

Raichu vs Jolteon. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #3

Rick Sanchez/Morty Smith: https://soundcloud.com/skeepremixcover
Dr.Fetus: https://soundcloud.com/thecodnerd-115

Written by: MasterSoulSilver 

Dr.Fetus:
When it comes to vulgar Scientists, let me give you a Bit.Trip
On who's rocking Portals in contrast of this Headcrab with censorship!
The most famous Villain from any Indie Game Ever Known
While you’re only relevant thanks to a failed Simpsons Cameo!
Ill like flu but as I'm Hatin’ your rap I will spit on that Love Potion 9
To Show a true Dark Ending of Worlds and see Morty Whine
Even if you win this M.Night you will still feel my Fist!
N´ Kill you and Flip you the Bird, person. WHAT A PLOT TWIST!

Rick Sanchez:
(Oh yeaah!)
Time to get Schwifty and leave this Factory even more-
Salty as I leave Mr.Poopybutthole like shit on the floor!
It's true that I appeared as a Cameo, but you live from them, Embrace
*Burp* ‘Cause I'm going Ricked Against this Fetus Face!

*Beat Stops*

Dr.Fetus:
But I AM a Fetus! That doesn't make sense

Rick Sanchez:
You know, a rap battle isn’t fun if you diss yourself.
Whatever, Morty Give me a Beat

Morty:
¡Oh man okay!

Rick Sanchez:
This Bitch I'm ‘bout to Bind, before your Rebirth; Abortion!
Don´t close encounter this Rickkind, or you´ll feel true Glitch Distortion
Ditch by the life, you look like a Jerry in Defiance
Shithead, beating you is not real Rocket Science!

Dr.Fetus:
Youseek Attention Whore, but you´re another Swim through Bad Adult Jokes
This Rick must be Crazy if he thinks he is in the Coax
Let´s go back in time, you want to have those Real Animated Adventures?
Parody, There's no solution when you sucked your Own Pilot for pleasure!

Rick Sanchez:
This Underdog must have mental problems to think so foolishly!
Flash-ing why you will never be in peaceful “Unity”
I know you feel alone, you should bandage from the joy-
Of Squanching Blood; so better stop Beating the Meat, Boy!

Dr.Fetus:
You´re soft, you care about Morty even if you Snub!

Rick Sanchez:
I “saw” that your rapping screams “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub”

Dr.Fetus:
Says the shitty Parody of Dr.Brown who´s only a dross

Rick Sanchez:
The real parody here is this Bowser PETA-type-Tofu-Boss!

Rick Sanchez vs Dr Fetus

ALAKAZAM:
Don’t get it twisted! This little trickster’s
Gonna get hung like a ceiling fixture
In existence since this ghost’s alone 
You’re as scary as a Weedle in the Safari Zone
Passed around so much in every event 
that you should change your name to Ditto instead!
Just one move could finish you
Not even Mimikyu would Mimic you
The OG Psychic Type is the best of all
Don’t have the might to fight this intellectual 
My IQ’s unmatched! Even though you’re fast 
This KO’s due to a Psionic blast
Spitting deadly flows like Blue’s Raticate
Hit me with a Golem Self Destruct to save face
This Shadow Pokemon’s getting snagged
And sent to Lavender Town in a body bag

GENGAR:
Hand over your spoons, I’ll eat your soul for lunch
Don’t try to move, I’ll bust a Sucker Punch
I’m bred to battle, made to sweep
After this fight I won’t hear a peep
Coming from this Dream Eater, your will turns weaker 
Like Dazzling Gleam, your fate’s Black and White, bleaker 
Pokken at your defense, with verbal abuse
Even Machamp made it too; what’s your excuse?
Let me Play your own Role better than you can 
You won’t make me flinch with Gengarite in hand
I’ll cut your HP down to less than half
My win is canon- you’re just glass
Drop this beat like I stop your heart
Chewing you apart, that’s Al a Carte
The living meme’s older brother wants to step to me?
I’ll swallow you and your dreams of victory


ALAKAZAM:
Ascended past your Night Shade - this ghost’s just evil
You’d have a better chance against your buddy Nidorino
Sinnoh left you alone, in the Old Chateau
Only scary in Clefable’s shadow
A residual spirit is all you are 
So a Magic Guard negates Gengar
I’ve seen your demise from just one glance
Cornered like Celadon - you’ve got no chance
Watch this Psycho Cut himself on this edge
This Nightmare is real! Not in your head! 
Shatter your Scary Face with just one smack
Watch your smile crack - That’s a Tri Attack
You still can’t compare when I’m the one who’s faster
I’m upper echelon you should call me Master
Just Recycle my verse: Grab a Metronome
Maybe then you can level up and learn some flow

GENGAR:
Feel the temperature drop. Feel your body start to quiver
Despair engulfs your Calm Mind while my power grows bigger
When a Phantom enters your own Dimension
Just Trace this fact: you’re not worth the mention
Shadow Tag so your Teleport move’s subdued
I’d Swap our Skills but then I’d suck too
In Generation seven with Z moves enabled
Suigimori’s favorite leaves this fool disabled  
You need another buff! You’re not attackin’ right
Cuz I’m packing stronger punches than a Dragonite
I’m glad to fight, you don’t have the might
Stalking you in your shadow then Slash the Night
You can be my master all you want
The closest one to me’s the easiest to haunt
Watch me Snatch this win in the end
You’re as UnderUsed as you’ve always been

Mancha as Alakazam
Adam as Gengar

Gengar vs Alakazam. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #10

Sonic:
Just look at our order, you’re already in last!
Gageler got elected? We gotta go. Fast.
You’re a faker with no speed, seriously, get some speed
You could take a lesson from Tails, and he’s the color of pee
You’ll soon be dead like Maria, and then you’ll be gone!
HOLLYWOOD LEGEND BEATS DOT COM
You’re like the sonic thot - you’re not very very cool
Teachers should be armed with your video game during school

Shadow:
Hello yes I’d like some onion rings and a slushie
Could you put some extra whipped cream on that for me?
Shit, the price was 99 cents
Now I don’t even have enough to pay the rent
VICTORY ROYALE! bro, pass the Mountain Dew! . 
Live action? I can’t believe what you’ve Para-mounted to
Now where’s that FUCKIN Chaos Emerald, dummy
I think the modern simpsons is legitimately funny

Super Sonic:
NOW I’LL SHOW YOU! I’ve got the cash
It’s time now for the 900th rehash!
Sonic’s the game, speed’s my name
I have dyslexia, you’re about to get nae-naed
All I need is weed to smoke ya
You call yourself Shadow? More like the toker
Obama called, he said you’re a goon
Hey I guess at least I didnt PISS ON THE MOON

Super Shadow:
Hey Sonic, something came in the mail for you today.
Can you Sonic-CDeez nuts? What are you, gay?
Call me Omega because I have no emotions
Call me Eggman because I just lied about my emotions
Call me Jet the Hawk because I’m green with envy
Call me the Shadow The Edgehog, fucking end me
Call me Sonic because I would never hang out with Amy
You will never get a girlfriend, so Call Me Maybe

Silver:
Do not, stop in place during a loop de loop
Do not, mash A during a loading screen
Do not, ever play this giant piece of poop
I’d rather play Eggman’s Mean Bean Machine
I don’t think even our fanbase could quench your thirst
You two should be named Silver, I’m the one in first
Shadow your game sucks, just a sheet of muck!
Sonic you said it yourself, Shadow’s just a cuck
Swallow some Tide Pods: time to do laundry, suckers
Separate the sonic whites from the sonic colors
Sonic I know why it looks like you’re out of the loop 
You have to be male to be in the Blue Man Group!

Sonichu:
You may have thought you were alone, but get a Pika this
I'll leave sonic flat and red like his sneakas, bitch
It’s a trial by thunder and you’re getting shocked
Ripping your server apart, block by block
Silver your name’s synonymous with crap
Since your performance is over - you just got the clap
Unlike kissing girls, fighting me is bad for Sonic’s health
I hope I’m not too To-biased when I say: you just blue yourself

Coldsteel:
Heh… Nothing personnel, kid.
It’s the final battel I’m fucken killing this little stupid maggot
Sonichu, everyone knows you're a fucking scammer *ring noise*
That's your hoe calling me from two different phones
I got one for the bros.. and the other one for the blows
I lost my ear in battle so please leave me the fuck alone
Turned Sonic to a ghost. he’s not scary. THE MOST
Shadow I made your chick go batty, her purple’s pretty cool
Fuck Adam….? NO FUCK POOL
Spitting fire like I’m Blaze, I’m amazed you could catch up to me 
Earrings aren’t girly, khaoskid663
I’m just an emo boy, nothing but pain in my core
Copyright blood_skull_boi84!

Mancha as Sonic
Jacob G as Shadow
Adam as Silver
Kamren as Sonichu
Hippie Rat as Coldsteel

Mega Hyper Rap Battles

Sonic vs Shadow. Mega Hyper Rap Battles #4

Dani as Baldi 
Alex as The Janitor 
Written by Cole               
Cover art by Lauren
Mixed by Light
Beat by Kustom

Baldi (0:15-0:26):
Welcome to my schoolhouse, Janitor, this’ll be a Bash!
Although your illiteracy might make it hard to pass my class
Steal a victory against me? I’m afraid you don’t have the key
So weak, flames from my campfire are enough to leave you beat

The Janitor (0:26-0:38):
Stupid Baldo… Making me mop up your messy flow
I’ll impale this freak with my mop if he wants to trade blows
I’m biscuit ball-ing on this beat, you’re more robotic than Penny
Kick-start having some ideas, or you best skedaddle, Baldi

Baldi (0:41-1:04):
I can’t send ya back to prison, but I can dish out some detention
To this loser who needed MatPat to get anyone’s attention
Step up to me with your glass hip? I’d like to see you try
When you’ve been killed by Kindergartners three different times!
This ain’t a janitor war, I’m not interested in your mop
But I’ll still spill your blood like B-Soda, I’ve got my win on lock!
“Wow! You exist!’ is the highest praise your games receive
Playtime is over, Janitor, and now you’re out of time to leave

The Janitor (1:04-1:28):
Your verse was missing all it’s disses, what is this? Hide and Seek?
Guess that's what I should’ve expected from a game made in 2 weeks
Even with your fog machine, I can see straight through all your lines
Clippy’s defective if he thinks that he’s getting the First Prize 
You’re on tier with shitty flash games, it’s no Riddle, you’re a fad
Next you’ll be saying ‘My verse was ironic! It was meant to be bad!’
Peddling a basic horror game to kids: it’s just shoddy
Once I’m done with ya the dumpster will have one more body

Baldi vs. The Janitor | Rap Battle

Thumbnail by: Jason Carreon

Beat: https://youtu.be/v4xzOp7hdrs
Beat Produced by: Boi-1Da and Jahaan Sweet
Beat Reproduced by: Exxzone
Written by: Jason Carreon and Creep Switch
Mixed by: Boris

Cast:
Saitama: Creep Switch
Captain Underpants: Boris

Lyrics:
(0:38) Saitama:
No need for an introduction, when a complex origin is what your storing
……………..
Oh I'm supposed to do more? I only need one line to be scoring
*sigh* being this good at rapping is…….pretty boring

(0:50) Captain Underpants: 
Traa La Laaaa, all I heard was blah blah blah
From a mopey business man who thinks having fun is a call
I'm the hero for the mosquito, you're the hero that is evil
Well at least thats what I heard from the rather feeble people...
Anyhow, while you whine in your monster invaded waist land
I'm going to end your tomfoolery!...With my waistband

(1:10) Saitama:
*Beat stops*
…….ok…….
*Beat continues*
Your hypnosis was improbable so many plot holes stuck to potty holes
I'm stopping foes from the ocean while your challenge is stopping flows
You're faker than any Deep Sea King that’s toyed with rumours
While your franchise is deep seeking anything else than toilet humour
Cus a serious punch will bypass the biased help you stick to
No other hero in their right mind would associate with you

(1:28) Captain Underpants:
You're a one hundred push-overs if you ask me baldy
If you wanna talk needs at least I ain't rated as flop B's
But when i toss thee to the moon with one measly throw
Your relevance will be filled with holes, guess you made an easy foe.

Saitama vs Captain Underpants

To celebrate Halloween this year, have a second horror-themed battle from MGRB!
Lyrics/Karaoke/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/16F8TWJn7ltHQwYrjHXNpUcpnqzEQ3VcL0u1dEUxfXUs/edit
MetaMachine as Freddy Fazbear
Trakked as Bonnie
BBlackroses as Chica
Micheal / Stark Media as Foxy
Alex as Golden Freddy
Raichous as The Follower
Vlad as The Greeter
GamingPlush64 as The Waiter
Dani as The Hunter
Kamren as The Nightmare

Written by Jason Carreon
Flow test by Bork and Rabi
Mixed by Dustin

Five Night at Freddy's vs. 123 Slaughter Me Street

Another famed rap battle, between the charismatic leader of the Phantom Thieves, Joker versus the diligent leader of Sector V, Numbuh 1, in this episode of WCRB!
_________________________________________________

CREDITS

► Numbuh 1, voiced by
Mathew Swift

► Joker, voiced by 
Alex / J Morris
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfRZUTOJL1qAbDorCjlhGYQ
_________________________________________________

PRODUCTION

► Written by
Mathew Swift

► With assistance by
Stofferex, MetaMachine, Eddiefrb, GamingPlush64, Alex / J Morris

► Beat produced by
Tristan

► Edited by
Mathew Swift 

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift & Alex/J Morris
______________________________________________________________
LYRICS:

Numbuh 1:
Attention, Kids Next Door, prepare for battle stations!
Against this teenage nemesis, I’ll bring no hesitation!
I’ll show him my Will Power, best prepare for his eulogy,
I’ll put him in his place, with my two by four technology!

Joker:
Show me your true form! Too bad, it isn’t Stewie Griffin!
You’ll end up with the Common Cold, just like your Arctic Prison!
I fight to help society, you fight for cake and candy?
I’d rather just watch another episode of Billy & Mandy!


Numbuh 1:
Your attempts at rapping are just oh, so Delightful
Children Down the Lane only see you as my rival!
While you’re stealing hearts, were you also stealing our story?
Now I’m playing for keeps, Joker, it’s not For Glory!
It’s always the adults and teenagers I’m defeating,
Smash Ultimate won’t be the only place you’ll get a beating!
As the G.O.A.T of Sector V, you’re not even a threat!
Let’s just say the cats’ the only pussy that you’ll ever get!

Joker:
I know I’m not a king, but here’s a Royal de-Cree!
You faced adult villainy, yet you haven’t faced a Phantom Thief?
It’s time to take center stage, this is no rehearsal!
Wanna play games, Mr. Uno? Here’s a reversal!
I’m the dominant leader, reigning straight from Shibuya!
The only talent you have in music is with a tuba.
Your Palace is a pyramid, and I’m raiding your tomb,
Don’t make me use All-Out Attack to send this kid back to his room!

Numbuh 1:
Was that really your Last Surprise? Then you’re really out of whack.
The only good thing about your game was a decent soundtrack!

Joker:
You’re stuck in kindergarten, but in Smash Bros, I’m Elite!
I’ll only say this once, kid: Wake Up, Get Up, Get off my beat!

Numbuh 1:
Your series makes me bored, feels like a kid’s next chore,
 If you ever want to get your ass kicked, you know where to find the Kids Next Door!

Joker:
This child workaholic puts himself in high regard,
But if you’d like a change of heart, feel free to take a calling card!

Joker VS Numbuh 1 - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season Two

MetaMachine As Shovel Knight
Malina Rose As Shantae

Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20Royalty.mp3

Beat Produced by: Adamack
Written by: Powerpunk Gamer. Henry, Dani Frias, Commander Jacob
Chiseled by: Tuna and B O R K
Mixed by: Jordan
Flow Test: Shantae_VS_Shovel_Knight_FLOWTEST.mp3
Flow Test by: Janssen Benedict
Thumbnail by: SonicSmash 

Lyrics:

Shovel Knight Vs. Shantae 
GAME ON!

Shovel Knight:
For that of shovelry, I’m here to strike this genie
Who’s got more than a Pirate’s Curse to work alongside Risky
Mimic this, no Wrench of yours can fix your legacy
For an E10+ game with more fanservice than your Rule 34 pornography
Ride flows harder than Troupple King, but there’s no health for you to gain
I’d offer you to Dig In, yet no wall meat can stop your pain
With all your transformations, you’ve already made a monkey of yourself
So you can belly dance through this battle, but Shantae here can’t Save Her-self

Shantae:
Come on, Shovel, make like Rottytops and bite me
Reminds me of a Tinkerbat; nothing but a pathetic enemy
You oughta Shield, Knight. You act high and Mighty with your modes and extra fights
But that’s normal for this Mega Boy to stay out of the spotlight
No Quarter is worth the relics in your disposal, like your earraping Horn
While I’ve fought in strange ways with my hair before you were even born
Go ahead and kiss my Scuttlebutt, since the Mayor’s less annoying than you
Plague-ing your raps with hentai jokes? Seems the dirt you piled’s been overused

Shovel Knight:
You rap like you just woke up; need to get out of your Jammies?
You don’t seem ret-2-go when you’re captured in those metal princess panties
More of a blockhead than Bolo if you think you paved the way for indies yourself
You remain a memory of the GBC, players proudly stand me on their shelf

Shantae:
With all the crossovers you’ve got, I’m surprised no one’s tired of your tale
You can fall right in my golden bars since you like to rip off Ducktales
Don’t toy with me, you think you’re on par with an Amibo? Please
It seems you just helped me take the win, eternal Assist Trophy

Shantae Vs Shovel Knight - Game On! #6

Alex the Beast as Ẓ̴̮̜͖̞̹̫̼̇̊̆͑͝A̸̭͔̠͎̳̓͊͆̊̒̽̏̈́L̶̮͈͓͖̼̉͝G̴̯̅̓̇̆̏͠ͅO̶̢͚̻͇̪͒̈͋̋̽̆͘͜
IcerM as SiivaGunner
Some guy as CBT Man

Written by IcerM
Mixed by IcerM

Beat by Dansonn

Lyrics:

Ẓ̴̮̜͖̞̹̫̼̇̊̆͑͝A̸̭͔̠͎̳̓͊͆̊̒̽̏̈́L̶̮͈͓͖̼̉͝G̴̯̅̓̇̆̏͠ͅO̶̢͚̻͇̪͒̈͋̋̽̆͘͜:
HE COMES! CHAOTIC EVIL EMBODIED AGAINST A SOUND CLOWN
HOPE YOU LOVED LIFE - FOR AS I STRIKE, I’LL TAKE YOURS DOWN
IN A SIMILAR VESSEL, THERE’S NAUGHT THAT I BELIEVE TO SAY
WOULD HAVE A LASTING IMPACT - FOR YOU’RE LIKELY NOT HERE TO STAY
WHEN I TELL WHAT I TELL YOU WILL RUN OFF IN HORROR
SPITTING TICKETS TO HELL WHEN I’M CAUSING DISORDER
I CAN CAUSE YOUR WHOLE SO-CALLED LORE TO BREAK IN A HEARTBEAT
SO LEAVE NOW, LEST I SHOW YOU WHAT’S NOT TO SEE
YOU’RE NOT A LOT TO ME. I’LL HAVE YOU CROSSED
WITHOUT A QUESTION AS TO WHETHER OR NOT THIS IS LOSS
YOU’RE TAKING SIIVA, GUNNER. I’LL PARALYZE THIS BITCH
WHILE YOU FUCK WITH MEMES ON THE WEB I’LL BE TERRORIZING IT

SiivaGunner:
Damn, I knew you’d be pissy, but that’s left me in awe
How about seven chill pills? One for each jaw
There’s so little known about you I’ve found nothing, study as I might
Even Jschlatt can’t hold a candle to that funny mic
I’m the Grand Dad of grab bags with high quality raps, that
If you think you can battle, then listen here, you’re just damn mad
So level with the reality that your puppets are the same
And go walk your fucking staircase back down from whence you came

Ẓ̴̮̜͖̞̹̫̼̇̊̆͑͝A̸̭͔̠͎̳̓͊͆̊̒̽̏̈́L̶̮͈͓͖̼̉͝G̴̯̅̓̇̆̏͠ͅO̶̢͚̻͇̪͒̈͋̋̽̆͘͜:
YOU CAN UTTER ALL THOSE LIES AND CLAIM THEY’RE NOT GETTING OLD
WHEN YOU STOP TREATING MY HIGHER VESSELS AS COMEDY GOLD
YOU’LL NEVER COMPREHEND A METHOD TO WIN, TRY AS YOU MIGHT
RIPS FROM JUST AS MANY GAMES AS TIMES I’VE PLAYED YOU IN THIS FIGHT

SiivaGunner:
Can’t read any of your babble but a couple of shit rhymes
But I’ll mutilate it further - multiple uploads at a time!
HE COMES at the sight of a certain cat, I know you would man
So I’m keen to give you the axe, like you were Wood, Man!
And with those caverns in your skulls, gushing reddened dyes
Just take pages from Cthulhu and go fucking rest your eyes
It’s been many many years, and people are still subscribing
And to put that in perspective, cult activity’s declining

Ẓ̴̮̜͖̞̹̫̼̇̊̆͑͝A̸̭͔̠͎̳̓͊͆̊̒̽̏̈́L̶̮͈͓͖̼̉͝G̴̯̅̓̇̆̏͠ͅO̶̢͚̻͇̪͒̈͋̋̽̆͘͜:
YOU THINK YOU’RE CAUSING DAMAGE WITH YOUR VILE RHYMES? YOU’RE FUCKING WRONG
I’M NOT BEING RIPPED INTO BY THE MINDS BEHIND BIG CHUNGUS’ SONG
WHY AM I EVEN PIT AGAINST A SHITPOST ACCOUNT
WHEN YOU SIMPLY LET YOUR FANBASE DO THE WORK THEN REAP YOUR CLOUT
THEY WOULD ALL BE BETTER OFF ATTEMPTING MUSIC FOR A ROM HACK
I GIVE LIFEBLOOD TO WHAT'S FICTIONAL. YOU MIDI-SLAP THE NUTSHACK
SO NO TURNING BACK. YOU'VE ALREADY MADE YOUR DECISION
SPENDING THE REST OF YOUR DAYS WITHIN COPYRIGHT STRIKE PRISON

SiivaGunner:
Call you chaotic? Please! You wouldn’t last one minute where I fare
I know you love destruction, so how’s this for Your Best Nightmare?
And we all know your sadomasochism’s unprecedented!
If it weren’t for risk of CBT I’d see to it you’re ended
You’ve got a bubble more claustrophobic than meme culture you battle in
ZALGO be like “I’m charged guilty of several Rap Battle Sins”
So this is my Magnum opus, after God knows how long
Insert stupid-ass finisher, something something, ZALGONE!

ZALGO vs SiivaGunner. Rap Battle!

In the 3rd installment of Lame-Ass Rap Battles, It's a battle of the art programs! We have Microsoft Paint vs Adobe Photoshop. Enjoy!

Snakebite126 as Paint
Eric the Audible as Photoshop
Written by Commander Jacob
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Produced by George Georgia of Audio Network
Beat arranged by Commander Jacob
Thumbnail by Commander Jacob

Paint (0:20):
I’m opening the Windows, so scram off of my lawn
Don’t try to rhyme, dog. Even my palette’s a icon
You charge 30 a month for a learning curve that's straight doo-doo
Must've dropped the opacity, I can see right through you
I’ll grab a brush, swap the color: make this kid black out
Because I bet your raps aren’t even a Bitmap-ped out.
I'm the godfather of digital art, there’s no denying me
I’ll get to sinking your ship if you wanna whine about piracy

Photoshop (0:41):
If you'd like to start war, let's open an artboard.
Got a liquefied flow to claim the place that I’ve fought for
Look, like anything made with you, all your raps will fall flat
We’re already two different types. No need to up the contrast
Sketch all the sloppy shapes you want, I’m rocking the house
Your users likely don’t have internet and draw with a mouse
Mark this, my bars got a hardness of eight hundred
You’re even sucking at fillers. I’ll make you kick the paint bucket

Paint (1:02):
Falling flat? Check the thumbnail. You can’t scold me
Coming at me with those lines, you might wanna ctrl Z
Painting skies since ‘85, style pouring like rain
I draw the line on this mic; call me MC Paint (ha)
You can’t mask your overratedness. It’s hurting, isn’t it?
Hold ctrl and scroll up; maybe you’ll find a shit I give

Photoshop (1:17):
I’m known to burn tools when I’m spitting a rhyme
You can’t make a drop shadow, so keep living in mine
Look, you want some layered disses and blending modes? I got plentiful
For programs rough 'round the edges, I’d recommend the feather tool
Masks? I’m clipping you. No brown, but your pallet’s shitty, dude.
Get back to the junkyard. GIMP is less of a bitch to use

Paint (1:32):
You can’t recover from this with a healing brush, how sad
I’ve had more fun using an SNES mouse pad
Use your magic wand to select good lines, ingrate
Or continue making YouTubers’ slimy-ass clickbait

Photoshop  (1:42):
I’ve had to deal with dudes tryna do me like a clone stamp
So let’s crop and slice the comic sans of art programs
That’s how you lasso a win, no way MS Jank beat me
You'd be better off opening a verse in Paint 3D

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