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Shulk - I'm Really Feeling It

The Twelve Days Of ChristNES: Hallelujah

Super Smash Grips (Shulk x Death Grips)

Welcome to our 54th ERBParodies!

Justin Buckner as Otzi the Iceman
Miss4yo as Queen Elsa

LYRICS:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES 
QUEEN ELSA 
VS 
OTZI
BEGIN!

Otzi:
Straight from the Similaun its the abominable Ötzi
Here to diss the deuteragonist of an overhyped movie!
This aint Halloween nor  Christmas, but here's a run for your money
I've combined the two, you see, I'm an icecold mummy!
Don’t mess with a Neanderthal
This here is your sequel and it won’t end happy after all!
So gather your Anna, Hans, Kristoff, and a Sven?
to watch me melt the ice witch of Hans Christian Andersen
I’m a warrior, strong as the mountain I roadblock
You’re a moody marshmallow as soft as Olaf
I’m strapped with a longbow, so if you try to diss me 
There’ll only be 12 more whores left in Disney

Elsa:
Chill, Bear Grylls, I'll show you a predator.
Got a high temper, but too low of a temperature!
So, pass the mic, or catch a blast of ice!
Get lost on a hike? Get sacrificed!
You wish to skirmish? you'll lose your epidermis, you mummy! 
'cause I'll whip you worse than that worm in your tummy!
Once Upon a Time, Scrooge McGruff lost his brush,
And got stuck in a gully when the Queen lost her glove!

Otzi:
Its not called singing when you belt and scream
you’re even more of a mistake than Adele Dazeem
Quit your sellout schemes, think of what your fans would say to ya
if they knew my country pities those in Scandanavia
I’ll thaw your ass with a Copper Axe
Lets watch you rap when your talking rocks are smashed
While you’re painting your nails and you’re swinging your purse,
I’m the pharaoh of the snow, do your worst and get cursed!
For the First Time in Forever I’ll be the Freeze-er
Your rhymes aren’t sick, you just have Frozen Fever!
With hammering cold disses, I’m best in the game
and your kingdom’s going south into incestuous reign
You're a danger to yourself, so neglected, defected
Cross my territory, you’re getting’ shipwrecked, kid
So while I stay Frozen, your throne will grow rotten
Time turned me Golden, it’ll turn you forgotten

Elsa:
The snow glows among the whitest of hues.
For a Queen to fight would be strictly taboo.
But when I'm through, you're gonna need a couple more tattoos!
'Cause I handcrafted the kingdom that killed you!
Sheathe your shaft and your ashy handles!
or I'll turn 'Fritz' into Frozen Fractals!
Return to your minute museum and leave my Palace
or I'll have to re-shatter your phallus!
I've been blessed with the power to freeze!
you've only been blessed to eternally sneeze!
I bet the Ice man once had rhymes much colder...
but then he took an arrow in the shoulder!
I’m not the good girl I used to know.
And you’re no hero, no skin, just bones.
To avoid a cliffhanger in Ötzal’s snow,
Accept your fate and let it go.

Ötzi vs Elsa

Lyrics: The Flatwoods Monster and Gliscor Fan
Beat: Shadowville.com
Vocals and vocal editing: Bobdave

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http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:The_Flatwoods_Monster/Lucario_vs_Shulk_-_Epic_Rap_Battles_of_Super_Smash_Bros

Lucario Vs Shulk. Epic Rap Battles of Super Smash Bros (by The Flatwoods Monster and Gliscor Fan)

Lyrics: Loygansono55
Lyrical Chiseling: Mat4yo - https://soundcloud.com/mat4yo
L Vocals: Joe Aikman - https://soundcloud.com/unlikely-epic-rap-battles
Batman Vocals: Jude Anson / Bobdave - https://soundcloud.com/jude-anson
Near Vocals: Mat4yo

LYRICS:

ANNOUNCER:
Epic Rap Battles of History!
Batman
Vs
L!
Begin!

BATMAN:
Get ready, Ryuzaki, cause the Dark Knight Rises!
You've got a lot of pseudonyms, but you'll soon need real disguises,
Cause I'm coming for you, DC Comics' looming superhuman,
I'm the Batman, stepping out to pound this pussy like Catwoman,
I'm the original incredible criminal-snagging miracle,
Striking fear into hearts, making them stop just like a Kira kill,
I'm always on the scene, I've got the glory and the green,
And with the way that you dress, no wonder you hide behind a screen!

L:
When it comes to kicking ass, it's something I'm interested in,
Your name's Bruce Wayne? Bang! The fall of Batman Begins!
You always hide in the darkness, that doesn't sound Bold or Brave,
Especially when you always have Dick up in your Batcave,
In a city of circus freaks, the biggest Gotham is you,
I only need to mention Batman & Robin and you're screwed!
I'm a lot stronger than I look, I'll leave this bat nearly blind,
You're like Commissioner Gordon compared to my brilliant mind!

BATMAN:
I'll sneak into the shadows like Rem, an attack you can't prevent,
When you sit like that, your rapping skills fall by forty percent,
Call it a double Wammy when I take out Watari as well,
You'll be hearing the bell when you face this Bat Out of Hell!
You sit and watch TV all day, hiding behind a police force,
So when you die of diabetes, I won't show any remorse,
Menacing like a Shinigami, my presence will always linger,
I know you're used to holding tiny objects with a thumb and finger!

L:
You put thugs in jail, but I work on a larger scale,
I'll Change the World for the better, I swear that justice will prevail!
The secretly taped and lyrically Raped Crusader,
With the voice so messed-up, he sounds like a discount Darth Vader
More of an idiot than Matsuda, an easy case to crack,
Just like your back, call me Bane when I relentlessly attack
I'll always be one step ahead of you when you choose to swoop down,
Tell me, why so serious when your arch-enemy's a clown?

BATMAN:
It's pretty obvious which way you swing when you break out the handcuffs,
And chain yourself to your suspect, but that still wasn't enough,
So you got each other wet and then you went straight for his feet,
In less than forty seconds, you're 'bout to get knocked right off your seat!
I'll bite down on you harder than you bite down on a cake,
Rapping fast like the Batmobile, hesitating to hit the brake!
I'll shower you with guano bombs the moment I take flight,
You've just been served like in your tennis match with Light!

NEAR:
I'll be the last man standing, even crouched on my knees,
This successful successor spits colder than Mr. Freeze,
Yet leaves you burned like Mello, you're another toy to me,
I'm at the centre of the SPK, deleting you like Mikami!

BATMAN:
Finger puppets are your only friends, you're just a wannabe,
You call yourself Near, but you're not even close to beating me,
You don't scare anyone when you look like you just got out of bed,
I don't need superpowers to choke this kid until he's dead!

NEAR:
Riddle me this, which of us is tormented, delerious
This orphan’s getting tortured with a Near Death experience
‘Cause you rely on gadgets instead of thinking it through,
I've seen my action figures put up more of a fight than you!
You belong in the Asylum, you’re a tyrant to yourself
Your callsign will require a sky higher to call for help
Knock at me, I’ll knock right back like a Batarang,
For your parents, it was over when the fat lady sang!

ANNOUNCER:
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!
Epic-
(The announcer gasps and dies of a heart attack)

Batman vs L (by Loygansono55) ft. Mat4yo

Written and performed by TYSON
In response to B.o.B's song "Flatline"
Clearly a parody/interpolation of "Back To Back"
Lyrics © 2016 JusListen Entertainment.

Flat To Fact (feat. Neil deGrasse Tyson) (B.o.B Diss)

The ultimate Video Game Rap Battle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3bx2p1Nh2c

Written by - Cam Greely & Mat4yo
Mario - Cam Greely (VideoGameRapBattles)
Sonic - ShadyVox

Mario:
Let’s a-go back to the Dark Age
Where a light shone forth stark in an arcade
embarking to shape the video game industry
If there’s one mascot to thank, it’s a me!
Let’s watch you clock out at mach speed
running away from my hedgehog stomp spree
Notice how a flame throwing pro bro-Spits
Bring a hell far greater than the one of ‘06
It’s a great gaming race, and you’re getting lapped
How you claim to be fast, when you’re crap on the track?
I’mma Burn you bro and when I’m through with you
The world will see your true colors: black and blue
I’m a proud plumber whose business thrives 
off the flushed out content your franchise provides
Don’t push my Big Red Buttons or you’ll see soon 
Your legacy will blow up with one Sonic Boom

Sonic: 
The blue blur’s speeding ‘round and storming your course
screwing this street rat crawling in the sewers of new york
You jump around, underground the streets where I'm the king
But If you want to win the Princess, the secret is rings!
You’re trash from the past, you gotta go fast
With all my pals, we got the dream cast
While you’re alone with a toad and a cowardly bro
I stepped up the game ‘cause you’re too slow
Now I’ll show you! at the speed of light
How to spin dash a fat cat my lyrics will rise
I've been Taking first place since my creation
I've been crushing fat men for generations 
Your taxidermy tanooki can get you fly as racoons
but you’re just a subspecies who’s high on shrooms!
Devour all your power ups, but you’ll still be beat
if you are what you eat, then say hello to my feet

Mario:
Mama Mia! With this abuse
I’mma gonna give PETA a real reason to sue
You live in my Shadow, brawling me is tabuu
Side scroll you to roadkill, drive you into fast food!
Sega would be nothing without it’s one trick rat
And his fan base more annoying than big the cat
You shoulda never faced the gaming godfather, son
Cause-a Mario’s always number 1


Sonic: 
Mario's going missing if that's the best that you got
Meanwhile I take 8 bites from Nintendo’s melting pot
Spittin’ chaos on the biggest sellout from japan
Flatten this Goomba like paper, so you better jump man
Dissed all your titles since they’re all the same
I'll own you harder than I did at the Olympic Games
Now I got you choking as if you went down the wrong pipe
But that’s what happens when you front the “fastest thing alive”

Mario vs. Sonic - Video Game Rap Battle

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Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC3uHEhjLFo

not even april anymore it's almost june
i meant to upload this last month
also i have no more ideas so

Songs:
-"April Showers" - ProleteR
-"Sweatpants" - Childish Gambino

April Sweatpants

AccordionChick Rap Battles returns with a new battle that pits two famous athletes who remain famous for reasons other than their sports accolades.

Credits:
Caitlyn Jenner - AccordionChick
O.J. Simpson - Ace the Goof
Lyrics: AccordionChick (with inspiration from NoShame, shout out to my favorite battle rapper)
Beat: "Bottles - Dope Trap X Beat Instrumental" produced by Danny E.B. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNpyExILCYM)
Mixing: Seth (Epic Rap Battles of Comic Books) Check him out here!: https://soundcloud.com/erbocb , also here!: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCs4l43CoLWyUMdaWq9S_SKA 

Lyrics:
O.J. Simpson:
Here comes the Juice, I’m on the loose
I’ll send Cait running back like she was still Bruce
Slide her like Crisco, back to Mount Kisco
No way you can rush this 49er from Frisco
Let’s go, you nip/tucked attention whore
Can’t even rap from those lips you were mentioned for
Back in ’76 you were still the shit
But that changed when you became the Kardashian’s bitch!

Caitlyn Jenner:
Yeah, I’ve had work done. Who hasn’t these days?
I’d recommend you should too, because I’ve got NoShame
‘Cause when I see that Bronco driving on the highway
I’m comin’, mean muggin’, so get the fuck outta my way!
See, I’m posing on covers of Vanity Fair
While you’re stuck crying on your acting career
I mean that alone was a criminal offense
It’s you VS the People in the most pitiful sense
But even you were quite fond of the Kardashian Klan
Especially when “Dad” came in to set you free, man
But even that didn’t last long, with your dumb decisions
Who gets off for murder and still ends up in prison?

O.J. Simpson:
I’m only behind bars ‘cause when I lay ‘em I’mma murder her
You transitioned your stories to woman from murderer
Wasn’t it convenient you had your gender reveal
Once you had a track record after time on the field?
 Even I spent time on the Buffalo Bills
But your face is skin tight like you were Buffalo Bill
And you’re not the only Bruce who turned into a monster
Because you gained Trans fats after Wheaties sponsored
Lining up to get your face botched and altered
Trans-parent deal to get one free for your daughter
And “World’s Greatest Athlete”? Don’t even Playgirl 
Let’s see you sprint in heels for Team USA, girl
Honored with the Heisman, Maxwell, and Walter Camp
But you’re boasting one medal; you can’t claim you’re a champ
You’ll need a whole line of defense when I come to prosecute
But If I Did It, well you know you’ve just been juiced!

Caitlyn Jenner:
But you can’t Keep Up with Cait; it’s a little too late
I’m finally free to be me, but you’re waiting for dates
I’m an American hero; I claim my fame in its glory
You’re responsible for American Crime Story
Now would be a fine time that I think you confessed
That you’re more universally hated than Kanye West!
Best Break for Daylight before you’re caught for foul play
‘Cause we know I’m packin’, I just keep it tucked away… 



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