thumbnail source is "Susie" by digboy and i cheated like a little bitch boy yes I did yup yessir i"m only a little bit sorry just a leetle beet

Break your legs? Amen! (AND THAT'S THE GOSPAL TRU- HE HURLED HIS THUNDERBOL-[Sound of the heat death of the universe])

I wan that sample right this goddamn instant

I feel like this joke is way too obvious to have not been at least attempted by someone at some point. But if I'm being honest, I don't really care! This cracks me up too much to not post it, even if it ends up being unoriginal.

Sources:
Stains of time - Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
Monsoon intro cutscene - Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
Beyblade Metal Fusion Theme song - Beyblade Franchise

Hope you enjoy! (Oh, and check out my most recent "original" song, if it interests you. I think it's pretty nice. :3)

Jack "the Ripper" uses his legendary Spin attack

I never used Vine, and I've only read the first 2.5 volumes of Harry Potter (and none of the movies - I don't actually like watching movies very much). But, internet pop-culture osmosis is a funny thing, and I managed to end up getting exposed to both of these sources at some point in my life. I have thought of this joke a solid 100+ times, and I've decided to finally do something about it.

Take care!

Yet another joke that I've been thinking of for literal years.

Here's an example of me wanting to make a joke in the title which ended up motivating an entire musical endeavor. (Actually, I think it was partially that, and one time I wondered how it would sound like if you tried to use video game hurt sounds for percussion. It was mostly for the title, I'd wager.)

Also, the thumbnail is another game of "find which actual Soundcloud comment inspired this image." You could always "cheat" by looking up the user's name, but for anyone willing to go on an internet scavenger hunt, my hint is to look for a non-Deltarune mashup with Susie on the thumbnail. 

SOURCES/SAMPLES:
Now watch me (Whip/Nae Nae) - Silentó
The sound of Peter from Family guy falling over and hitting his shin
One of Dallas' voicelines from Payday 2
Terraria, Minecraft, and Roblox hurtnoises (mostly Minecraft fall-injury noises were used to create the percussion)

Take care, and don't fall over!

Amen Break (your kneecaps)

Last wednesday night (as of posting this), I was tossing and turning for an hour in bed, my mind spewing out fragments of jokes and mashups all the while. This was the only one that made my physically get out of bed to write it down on the nearest sheet of paper (which is what I've used for the thumbnail). Afterwards I was able to sleep soundly; from the looks of things, my body would not let me rest until I got that idea out of my system. While I was working on it, though, I realized that one of the drum loops for All Star sounds suspiciously like a famous Queen song, so I ended up adding that too.

SOURCES:
Feel Good Inc - Gorillaz
And now for Something Completely Different - Monty Python's Flying Circus
All Star - Smash Mouth
We Will Rock You - Queen
Paralyzer - Finger Eleven

Take care!

And now for something

ANOTHER goodbye moonmen mashup. smh

The Living Tombstone - Goodbye Moonmen
The Weeknd - Save Your Tears

Weeknd Morty

Chosen Son

Another themed mashup with another excuse to use d.a.n.c.e.
Non-D.A.N.C.E. mashups coming soon.

Sources:
Kirby: Planet Robobot - P-R-O-G-R-A-M
Justice - D.A.N.C.E.
Some beatmania game idk - D.A.N.C.E.
Justice - DVNO
TWRP - Synthesise Her
Gwen Stefani - Hollaback Girl
Weird Al - Albuquerque
Donkey Kong 64 - DK Rap
Parappa The Rapper 2 - BIG
Affion Crockett - Eat That Watermelon
Parappa The Rapper 2 - Noodles Can't Be Beat
The Village People - YMCA
ABML Mason - Ritz Car
Galaxy Goats - Drop It Like It's Hot Minecraft Parody
Chip The Ripper - SLAB Freestyle
Snoop Dogg - Drop It Like It's Hot
Penn and Teller - STFU Sample

A-C-R-O-N-Y-M

You ready for this? @cactusteam is here and ready to participate in Backroom Bash! Sporting a K/DA inspired outfit, this mashup artist is here to bring you his favorite artists and the entire experimental genre. He's bound to beat the shit out of the competition. More specifically, you. He will drop kick you, yes you, the one reading this. That's a threat. :))

- Songs by Melanie Martinez & Joji
(Highschool Sweethearts, Soap, Mad Hatter, Lunchbox Friends)
(YEAH RIGHT, Slow Dancing In The Dark, window, You Suck Charlie)

- Songs by Ujico*/Snail’s House & Kero Kero Bonito
(Hot Milk, Pixel Galaxy, Warp Star, Snailchan Adventures, sno)
(Forever Summer Holiday, Picture This, Flamingo, Heard a Song)

- Music from The Crypt of the NecroDancer / Cadence Of Hyrule OST
(King Conga Kappa, Crypteque, Tombtorial, Fungal Funk)
(Overworld, Hyrule Castle Dungeon, Kakariko Village, Death Mountain)

- Songs in the Experimental Music Genre
(100 Gecs, Poppy, Chong The Nomad, Yungster Jack, kurtains, lieu)
(745 Sticky, Stupid Horse, Voicemail, Pressure, Kiss my Own Dick, thank you, ego>:|)

Song Sources:
Kero Kero Bonito - Picture This (Kero Kero Bonito)
Post Malone & Swae Lee - Sunflower (Offsource)
K/DA - POP/STARS (Not K/DA, Fuck You)
Lorde - Royals (Offsource)
Imagine Dragons - Thunder (Offsource)
Taylor Swift - You Need To Calm Down (Offsource)
M.I.A - Paper Planes (Offsource)

This track is by @CactusTeam with art by @keep-smyling

Join the discord to submit mashups,See the story so far,And see whos next on the roster! https://discordapp.com/invite/tJsUBek

Walter White

Long long ago @dashiup made a mashup of Route 4 with Kokomo and the day has finally come to make a fairly high quality rip of it

Original: https://soundcloud.com/dashiup/road-to-mt-kokomoon

Route to Kokomo (high quality version)

And in the cover, you can see the elusive beta KobuS

Screw you DJPK takeover, you got me to into the soundtracks of the NiGHTS games.

Title: Why does that song NiGHTS into dreams sounds familiar?
Sources:
NiGHTS Journey of Dreams OST - Dreams Dreams
Train - Hey Soul Sister
Hot Chellae Rae - Tonight Tonight
Chumbawamba - Tubthumping
Natasha Bedingfield - Unwritten
Ed Sheeran - Photograph
Rascal Flatts - Life is a Highway
Coldplay - Hymn for the Weekend
P!nk - Try
The Weekend - I Feel it Coming
OneRepublic - Counting Stars
Gwen Stefani - Rich Girl
OneRepublic - Kids

Why does that song from NiGHTS: Journey of Dreams sound so familiar?

The B-52's 'Rock Lobster' v Final Fantasy VII Remake's 'Those Who Fight (Jukebox)'.

Image sourced from:  https://www.deviantart.com/jjar01/art/Emerald-Weapon-81497401

Mashups

Those Who Fight Against a Rock Lobster (The B-52's v FFVII Remake)

Just somebody that posts whatever terrible jokes come to mind. Sometimes I'll post original work, but expect mashups and memes for the most part.

I'm doing my best to limit my internet usage, so I probably won't be here too often, but I'll try to respond to any messages I get when I get around to it.

Unless stated otherwise, all thumbnails and art on my profile (excluding reposts, of course) are my own work. Ballpoint pens, pencils, Sharpie markers, a good eraser, paper, and patience are my tools, and they've served me well. (There's also a bit of digital touch-up after scanning the drawings in, but that's less interesting to talk about.)

Take care!

Amen Break (your kneecaps)

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