soundcloud is rolling in its grave wondering why it gave fucking Zukesers a verification badge like WTF

hope you "enjoy" this lmao

yes im wanting to keep a meme from 2014 alive still leave me alone

Go on my site for my Discord Server, Downloads, and other cool things! https://www.zukesers.com/

i have no clue what to name this

...stays in Home Depot. Except for all of those home supplies you're buying, those can leave.

SOURCES:
T-Mobile Ad That keeps bugging me on Soundcloud
Home Depot Theme Song - Tim Hawkins
Lose Control - Missy Elliott
Gas Pedal - Sage the Gemini
Indefinite Hiatus Announcement Copypasta - Eddie Burke (https://soundcloud.com/eddieburke2/indefinite-hiatus-announcement)

Take care!

What Happens In Home Depot...

Lavender Soldiers

I thought of this while in the shower, and it's my worst idea yet. I'm not sure if it's original, though; I can only imagine that another spanish-speaking memer out there has thought of this at some point, but I have yet to see evidence of those thoughts. Guess it's my job to corrupt the mortal realm, then.

(Actual thumbnail will come when I have time to make it.)

SOURCES:
Baka Mitai - Yakuza 0 OST (Mitsuharu Fukuyama)
Dame tu Cosita - El Chombo

Take care, and see a therapist!

Lovecraftian Knowledge

Last wednesday night (as of posting this), I was tossing and turning for an hour in bed, my mind spewing out fragments of jokes and mashups all the while. This was the only one that made my physically get out of bed to write it down on the nearest sheet of paper (which is what I've used for the thumbnail). Afterwards I was able to sleep soundly; from the looks of things, my body would not let me rest until I got that idea out of my system. While I was working on it, though, I realized that one of the drum loops for All Star sounds suspiciously like a famous Queen song, so I ended up adding that too.

SOURCES:
Feel Good Inc - Gorillaz
And now for Something Completely Different - Monty Python's Flying Circus
All Star - Smash Mouth
We Will Rock You - Queen
Paralyzer - Finger Eleven

Take care!

And now for something

this song goes out to all the lovely ladies in the back...

every acoustic guitar playing indie band ever (Live)

The filename for this project is "PaulMcCarthyCallsYouASimp.wav" - even though it's actually Paul McCartney who sang "Simply Having a wonderful christmastime." The more you know.

Also, this is filler, and low quality filler at that. If you want a higher effort post, go give https://soundcloud.com/throwawayaccountjuan/ok_its_almost_done/s-tnLq1lrbwE6?utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing a listen. 

SOURCE:
Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime - Paul McCartney

Take care!

-ly Having a Wonderful Christmastime

Finger Eleven - Paralyzer
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Ram Jam - Black Betty

been a while since i did a paralyzer meme

Earl Sweatshirt - KILL (SLOWED by Chronic)
Earl Sweatshirt - KILL (SLOWED by Chronic)
Earl Sweatshirt - KILL (SLOWED by Chronic)

DOWNLOAD HERE
https://www.mediafire.com/file/1tatrse0pi1zqxz/Earl_Sweatshirt_-_Kill_-_%2528Slowed%2529.mp3/file

Earl Sweatshirt - KILL (SLOWED by Chronic)

I have absolutely no creativity left. Or maybe I never had it to begin with :^)

Mandatory Deltarune Mashup

Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe
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Earthbound - Twoson (Boy Meets Girl)

Boy May Call Girl

Just somebody that posts whatever terrible jokes come to mind. Sometimes I'll post original work, but expect mashups and memes for the most part.

I'm doing my best to limit my internet usage, so I probably won't be here too often, but I'll try to respond to any messages I get when I get around to it.

Unless stated otherwise, all thumbnails and art on my profile (excluding reposts, of course) are my own work. Ballpoint pens, pencils, Sharpie markers, a good eraser, paper, and patience are my tools, and they've served me well. (There's also a bit of digital touch-up after scanning the drawings in, but that's less interesting to talk about.)

Take care!

What Happens In Home Depot...

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