hello! this has been in production for weeks now and an idea for longer, as they're two of my favorite Pokémon and I liked the idea of these possessed badasses going head to head. 
Thumbnail by Commander Jacob
All other things done by me

Lyrics: 

Trevenant
Spittin’ cold, Matt Daemon, sheer Revenant
Telling this Kanto Annabelle, fear Trevenant
Walk through my moss or appear hesitant
‘Cause that grin? You’re looking near-desperate
Pass me with those stats so trashy, ‘less this Mon’ll be gone
If it tries to meddle with the devil who controls the ground it walks upon
I’m a towering guardian; strike fear with just my caved-in face
You’re Mr. Widemouth going through his My Chem phase
Should remain Phantump, this monolith cannot be traded
Duel with this dual-type, and I shall be the Bane of Banette

Banette:
(agh) I’ve witnessed you in the anime, I have...
A “spooky” mammoth Sudowoodo who yoinked Torterra’s grass
But this is my Trick Room, you look like a tiny stump I’ve sat on
Small as your plushy in person! Oh...hehehh, I forgot, you don’t HAVE ONE
Got me asking Y you think you’re dire?
I’ll line five of your kind up, start a wildfire
Keep up your guard
It’s hardly a secret your ability’s hidden, your ass can’t harvest a good bar!
And won’t go far ‘gainst pure insanity outer and inner
Waltzing into your sacred forests and yelling TIMBER (HAHAHAHA)

Trevenant:
I would’ve thought you’d ride like a Harley, hardly, where’s the carnage?
What did I expect from one who lives amongst the garbage? It’s not a shocker
that this primadonna “devilish” talker’s
Trying to haul useless trash at my face
Bitch you’re a glorified stalker!
Respect your elder, check your movements
Or prove there’s something “Mega” ‘bout your evolution
That clown look? I can’t help but LAUGH at you.
Drop a mic? Getting it confused with your owner trashing you?
Poor little plushy coping with madness
Treating you like a baby puts your stuffing back in
Sad, your grudges weigh so heavy
But with those spikes? Makes sense you’re so PETTY!
Whipping you into frenzies, this is darkness incarnate
Should’ve stayed silent, kept that Energy locked in
Tides have shifted since I met Ash, I don’t need another savior
For a self-inflicted voodoo doll who can’t stand against mother nature

Banette:
You’re of a different Ghost Breed, but not quite Gastly
Be weary, Great Deku, no dweeb Shadow Sneaks past me
Forging friendships? What a bother for such a high potential Pokémon 
With a “wise tree” gimmick and a played out shtick with a base case of pink eye going on!
You’re unimpressive with the grass whips you’ve tried to land on me
Falling prey, I’m used to ripping through sanity
Malicious? Has it never dawned upon you
you couldn’t hurt the birds that build nests on you?
A wicked witches’ brew made with my spells to
Drop bars like my curses have befell you!
Stay away from my alleyways, or you’ll see crimson
Take a hint from me
Zip it.


Thanks for listening! I sincerely hope you enjoyed!

Trevenant vs. Banette // Alex's Rap Battles #11

Writers:
Adam Sandler 2 of DRB

Additional Help:
Ethan Sandler 2 of DRB

Snakebite as James Franco
Seth as Lee Harvey Oswald

Mixed by Glitchdude

Annonucer - Kamren :)

Adam Sandler’s Series of Rap Battles


JAMES FRANCO
 
VS

LEE HARVEY OSWALD


James Franco Verse 1
I've been caught between movies, but no time for groupies
You don’t wanna trigger me, so use that finger loosely

I bust a move so groovy ‘gainst commies that are screwy
And then I down them smoothly, like Jack Daniels Ruby

I’ll take shot in the dark, and make a hit like the mob
Here's a conspiracy theory, you’re real shit at your job

I’m slaying the theaters, where you run straight into custody
Bud, stick to getting cut, just leave me to cap busting

Speaking of, you got a discharge, I've got a diss-charged
Fighting ‘gainst the hottest man alive, I get it, it's hard

But that's what you get, coming here less armed than me
Maybe we can have a repeat of before and let you leave, dishonorably


Lee Harvey Oswald Verse 1
As a method actor, you’ve spent years prepared for this
You’re about to play the role of a lifetime- my bitch

I’ll deck ya, pencil neck, I’m here to run an address
On the track you're super fruity like a Pineapple Express

Yes, I may have missed the prez a bunch, that fact is true
But ask the press, I don’t have as much miss-conduct as you

Groping ‘n acting prudent to students, don’t make me laugh, dude
Now you’re only a class act in terms of class-action suits

You always act like a spastic, you’re always smoking a blunt
I know you’re a math wiz, but it just doesn’t add up

You claim you're respected, but I guess I’ll tell ya something
If you literally got stoned, then yeah, for once you'd be funny


James Franco Verse 2
So be it, Soviet, if I really heard that right now
A sniper couldn't find a better angle than tryin the moral high ground? 

I don't know what your mother was on about, but it's surely pertinent
taking care of you certainly isn't that much of a burden

A defective defector should face da facts, and take notes
You died poor and alone, not making bank next to Franco

There's not even potential to feel sentimental, sending mental patients to
Comedy Central, cause it's a great place for flame roasts

I bothered to show up ‘cause my agent promised top billing
But is it worth your other verse? HA! Just Fucking Kill me.

O.H, take the L, the Dubs been took the same way your grave would
Your ass thrashing was *teeth hitting fork and heavy breathing* so good


Lee Harvey Oswald Verse 2
You’re an educated fella, Yale was where you where based in
So question: Who here is known for character assassinations?

I’m no stranger to teacher teasing, but pay attention to who ya facin
You just flunked that verse hard, guy, you gonna sue for defamation?

This douche likes to make music, but can’t face his own tune
And smells a lot like bullshit for the face of Gucci perfume

Got an LGBT award, because his love life ain’t defined, yet
I’ll put a fuckin gun to your head, ‘cuz you should be more open minded

You dealt with North Korea in theaters, and it's real ironic that
We sit in the same Ford, ‘cause I’ve had to deal with a hack, yeah

I’ll sip Coke, complacent with 2nd floor 1st place taken
Face it, the winner ain’t up to a Disaster Artists interpretation

James Franco vs Lee Harvey Oswald - ASSRB

This battle is amazing and since I had the beat, I decided to do a cover of it. This is also the first cover I'm doing with the SM7B so that's based. Anyways, the next RBA is super close to being done but for now, enjoy the cover. :)

Sora y Shiro Vs Suzui y Yumeko

Light as Lone Wolf Radio
Vladimyr P. as Radio Silence

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LkoAQQqAlzoAe38fmptVdHKucxC--keNJ2c7vhrJYD4

Writers: PacificMapper and Vlad
Cover Art made by: Brodecai
Audio Mixed by: Vlad
Beat Produced by: Ear 2 Tha Beat
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Instrumental: N/A
Flow Test: https://picosong.com/wR6vp/

Lone Wolf Radio vs Radio Silence. Sinister Rap Battles

Lyrics/Karaoke: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1J39r9avQ_azEmvSUqRjZJUkJ50bgtfoGzlUGw0wlxWI/edit
Written by Gengo the Cannoli King, B O R K, Rabi, Deegle, Jade, Dustin and MetaMachine
Adroit as J.D.
Evan as Ghostface
Beat by Dansonn
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by Gengo the Cannoli King
Art by Bork
Hint for our next battle: "Pizza and Puppets"

JD vs. Ghostface

Plankton's Experiment : The Monarchy
Squidward's Suicide : Jose

Written by Kamren
Beat : https://drive.google.com/file/d/144fEa5wotGUJpfbpX_hUv3gQJ09Bg1jJ/view?usp=drivesdk
Beat Prod. : Hollywood Legend
Mixed by : Jordan
Cover art by AaronGPeters
Special Thanks to Dustin and Jade!

[0:25]
Squidward's Suicide :
So they revived me just to be put against an episode so shallow?
Since you're just another crappy-pasta that I'll crush beneath my shadow
The voices tell me to do many things, but read your story? Not one of them!
I mean, just look at the Wattpad page! You're just One Course Meal, chum
Musical notes are my formula! The one you should have killed over
Then again, I would have replaced it like Jade when she tossed you over
To the trash can where you belong, don't you realize it yet?
I'm the whole reason for you even being created on the web!

[0:51]
Plankton's Experiment :
Haven't gotten halfway, yet this experiment has already proved pointless 
Since there are better tales of horror coming from suicidal rodents
Had your chance at the Super Bowl, then Sicko Mode got in the way
Now you mope on your bed, screaming "KAREN TOOK MY HAPPINESS AWAY!"
The crowd booed you off the stage, but I didn’t know your plays could get worse
Remind me who ruined Bikini Bottom, cuz it sure wasn’t fucking Squidward!
Here I thought my traps were rich, but your cameo was only for clicks
Then ended transparent as Red Mists, showing off some dead kids.

[1:16]
Squidward's Suicide :
Plankton mad he's getting served? You ain't Hillenburg, so hush
But what can I say? You're already used to being rushed!

[1:23]
Plankton's Experiment :
My story was a masterpiece! Yours is forgotten each and every day
So make yourself useful for once, take that gun and blow out your brains!
Quit the hyper realism, I only need one eye to creep the masses

[1:32]
Squidward's Suicide :
You don't even have a leg to stand on! Something you have less than Patrick
I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, HAVE FUN WITH THE POLICE!! 

[1:39]
Plankton's Experiment :
Drawing this battle to a close, here lies Squiddy's Hopes and Dreams....

Plankton's Experiment vs Squidward's Suicide - Rap Battle! (ft. Jose & The Monarchy)

Homestuck VS Fire Emblem

this one is not great. i think the voice actors did a good job though :)

Nekomancer as Eridan Ampora
Malina Rose as Edelgard von Hresvelg

Eridan Ampora:
This battle’s quite unfair, I must say
It’s society’s elite verse a girl who never took English classes
So when it comes to your child soldier sim, I’d gladly not play 
I’m not Bernie Sanders, bitch. I’d never own Three Houses!

Edelgard von Hresvelg:
I know I’m not innocent when it comes to treason
But you went and maimed three of your friends for no reason
Class is in session Ampora, and I’m your lecturer
Step to my empire and I’ll show you why I’m called the Flame Emperor!
I’ve got a voice like Dorothea’s when I spit, while you’re hissing out a prissy rich kid’s fit
This isn’t a mock fight, I’ll torch a bitch. This prick’s about to be hit (yuh)
Brandishing raps, sharp like my axe, and I’ll never hold back ‘till
You forfeit and swallow this loss like you did with the black pill
Best swim away from this fight, for you it’s not worthwhile
Any Eridan who thinks he’s swag is gonna be made homeless
I’m sick of this Percy Jackson and Harry Potter lovechild
Your incestous ass can go back to filling pails with Cronus

Eridan Ampora:
Do I look like I give a shit? You’re a fashy fuck with more kills than Jack
Call me an incel all you want, but you’ve got Hubert watching your back
I’m an unmatched marksman, screw Claude. You better not get in my crosshairs
Or else you’ll hear a click and a BOOM! Now your head’s not there
With the way you deviously betrayed Garreg Mach’s undying loyalty
It’s easy to say that even the Condesce is better royalty
And *yes*, I tried to kill my friends but they still see me through and through
While all of yours went and got together just so they could murder you

Written by Vivian
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Produced by Dansonn
Cover Art by Rabi

Eridan Ampora VS Edelgard von Hresvelg | RAP BATTLE!

Ben Shapiro - Adam
Thomas Paine - AlaskanSam

BEN SHAPIRO Verse 1
You want a debate? Okay, this is epic
You don't know about music, yeah, there, I said it
You barred the people from seeing your casket
Like Corona or my talent you’d be a fool if you masked it
Now I don’t rap, but let’s say, hypothetically, I tried 
Blastin’ T-Paine’s Goat Talk with Facts and Logic Homicide
Your seditious dedication hesitates your deification
So retract those terror reign remarks or take a French vacation.
You’re facing being named ancient by your state and nation
Your foundation won't be wasted, I'll take your place with hasten. 
I rap fast, never last, so high-class that you have to see,
Step to me, you'll be swept off your feet, I.E AOC.


THOMAS PAINE Verse 1
You’re a political prick, no conservative hero
I object to your desk, just Bench Shapiro
You have the right to bear arms, but leave the shot firing to me
The fathers I'm founding are the founding fathers of your beliefs
You're a wrong learning right, so it truly is a pity
That you don't shut your mouth and take "conservative" literally
You yell at the public, with no sense of caution, hence
Not even a penny for your thoughts, because they’re not common cents
It’s ironic you’re rapping, with those past statements
“No Melody!” “No Tempo!”, must’ve been your rap basis
I've made world change while you've polluted airwaves
Your only revolution is making me turn in my grave 


BEN SHAPIRO Verse 2
I’m sharp with attacks, out of the park with raps
I'll slap this crapulous mass with my FACTS
Snuggle up with Bonaparte, with Treason in your Heart
To be Frank, this Ben won't give you writings to chart
I guess your French friends took your liberal libel literally 
They put you in a cell and gave you death, instead of liberty
Both sides of the Atlantic are having beef with you.
You ship the sickest cringe - "DEANE. 👏 REVIEW. 👏"
You want independent thought? Let’s say that's true 
Stop putting words in people, telling them what to do
You just don’t know the facts, and that’s why you’re losin'
So this might ring a bell- it’s called the Constitution.


THOMAS PAINE Verse 2
TP against BS, you're not witty, it's clear
Make like your BBC interview and storm right out of here
Me versus The Constitution? You’ll go home in an ambulance 
Your forehead is more lengthy than the whole preamble is
I've left a left offenda, I sent it right back to senda
Because I push more potent pamphlets like you push your poor agenda
I hand them out in haste, you take the pill of propaganda 
You won't fare well cause I well fares like my name’s Bernie Sandahs
You're a libertarian? I don't know what you're on sir, 
You call it free speech but you're carried by sponsors
You’re getting pissed at me? You've come up short, not just physically.
When all is said and done you're on the Alt-Right Side of History.


BEN SHAPIRO Verse 3
Your parenthood plannings unfounded, why?
My three kids are prodigies, all of yours died
Your legacy’s an anti Judeo-Christian agenda 
And your country was raised by parents of the same gender
Yes, your book may have built our foundation
But one letter to George ruined that reputation
I crush Common Sensitive snowflakes— I stand by this
Giving a quaker this power? That’s our country's real crisis


THOMAS PAINE Verse 3
You ctrl alt delete your statements to ctrl alt-right statesmen
Birthing nonsense debates, while I helped birth this nation
People sound the alarm when you spew shit about diversity
The only campus you're welcome at is Prager University
I go vile in with wild spits, pullin' strings, like a violin 
Your discordant discourse gets you high strung - daily wirin’
Naive and immature, you've no idea what you're speakin'
Your Facts and Logic are too young to reach my Age of Reason.

Ben Shapiro vs Thomas Paine - Discord Rap Battles

Kira vs White Face - Remastered

Salvati as Kira
Energykid as White Face

Beat by InsaneBeatz

Kira:
Someone keeps breaking the rules. It seems to bring this to light
I need to find identity and begin writing this fight
This list.txt is listless, bitch - you're lost, locked down bits
Wrecked a pixelated nightmare's skewed visions, all closing down like your win10
It's difficult to gauge your success, see
When all your avid fans found your game from EXE
So let's see, right as I cut down through your garbage wire
We'll see exactly how your madness worked: Markiplier!

White Face:
Is that a challenge? I like playing games.
But you're not balanced against nigh endless names
Because you're playing by my rules, and I'm writing Light's fate for him
It's a shame there's no Death Footnote for the ending of your story
Sure, this match could have been even, it's a shame you're just human
Because you're taking the pen name of your rival and losing
...huh? Oh, the door is locked, don't even try to leave
To escape you need a single thing that's actually on beat (chuckle)

Kira:
This is the real world, creep - I'll easily end this faker
When I DDoS the failed, pale freak from GameMaker
And I can’t help but wonder how it'll be
When the player finds out you're an edgy self-insert OC
And there's no traces in this cold face's code bases
Of any rhyme or reason for basis of all your names
May be nameless, but you'd be very rightfully scared
Cause you're contained like any other common virus: VMware

White Face:
It really warms my heart you think you’ve won this
Think you’ve got enough for six shots; not even one hit
You tried to higher your score but now I’m tired and bored
So I’ll just show this shattered tyrant the door
You can’t delete me even with those rhymes you wrote
Your power’s granted by effectively a post it note
May as well set my loneliness up
Because I’m gonna send you right back to square one

Kira vs White Face. Rap Battle!

Mambo (Happily N’Ever After) vs Boingo (Hoodwinked!)
Snakebite126 as Mambo 
Dani Frias as Boingo 
Beat by Kustom
Written by TimeLord w/ help from Ethan Zagranis

Boingo:
So this Dick’s coming along to try to rip off my schtick?
I’m standing tall, cause after all, you’re used to scales being tipped
Can’t take your name seriously, like, “Ooh! Watch out for Mambo!”
Though from your pig friend to your lame jokes, I thought your name was Timon!
I thought I was done with sidekicks after dealing with Muffin Man’s crap
You’re all yap and no zap, even with your wizard’s magic staff
Leaving you even more purple, cause this bunny’s dominating
If you thought you could win, then you’ve been Hoodwinked, baby!
I’ve always had a distaste for those who try to be “hood”
Keep climbing those trees; i’ll still be Top of the Woods
I never thought I’d ever see a Greek Chorus that couldn’t sing
I left this fairy tale fractured, and he won’t have a happy ending!

Mambo:
Nothing matches the heat this purple cat’s gonna bring
Another boring twist villain? It’s always the same thing...
The Wizard told me to never let my skills get out of hand
But I’m about to outrap this rabbit like it’s a verbal avalanche
A little bit of your 4 goons couldn’t stop Mambo Number 5
So nonsensical, you must have used an Easter egg to write your lines
Getting beat by an old granny? Sheesh, the Prince was less pathetic
No need to bring in Munk when this bad bunny’s already pig-headed
I guess I shoulda known to never trust a bunny with a mic
Cause goodies aren’t the only thing this knockoff Lecter has swiped
Your plot twist is so cut-rate, even the woodsman could tell
The only bars you’ll ever have are the ones from your jail cell!

Mambo vs Boingo - Rap Battle

Hago Fandubs y Batallas de Rap

I make Fandubs and Rap Battles

Sora y Shiro Vs Suzui y Yumeko

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