Master sounded off beat, other than that, it was good

Nice, Pretty good for a cover for people who can't understand english. Needs improvements. Master didn't fit as Spike. But you did really good as Steven. Even though you were kinda off flow at times. Either way this is very nice

Writers:
Adam Sandler 2 of DRB

Additional Help:
Ethan Sandler 2 of DRB

Snakebite as James Franco
Seth as Lee Harvey Oswald

Mixed by Glitchdude

Annonucer - Kamren :)

Adam Sandler’s Series of Rap Battles


JAMES FRANCO
 
VS

LEE HARVEY OSWALD


James Franco Verse 1
I've been caught between movies, but no time for groupies
You don’t wanna trigger me, so use that finger loosely

I bust a move so groovy ‘gainst commies that are screwy
And then I down them smoothly, like Jack Daniels Ruby

I’ll take shot in the dark, and make a hit like the mob
Here's a conspiracy theory, you’re real shit at your job

I’m slaying the theaters, where you run straight into custody
Bud, stick to getting cut, just leave me to cap busting

Speaking of, you got a discharge, I've got a diss-charged
Fighting ‘gainst the hottest man alive, I get it, it's hard

But that's what you get, coming here less armed than me
Maybe we can have a repeat of before and let you leave, dishonorably


Lee Harvey Oswald Verse 1
As a method actor, you’ve spent years prepared for this
You’re about to play the role of a lifetime- my bitch

I’ll deck ya, pencil neck, I’m here to run an address
On the track you're super fruity like a Pineapple Express

Yes, I may have missed the prez a bunch, that fact is true
But ask the press, I don’t have as much miss-conduct as you

Groping ‘n acting prudent to students, don’t make me laugh, dude
Now you’re only a class act in terms of class-action suits

You always act like a spastic, you’re always smoking a blunt
I know you’re a math wiz, but it just doesn’t add up

You claim you're respected, but I guess I’ll tell ya something
If you literally got stoned, then yeah, for once you'd be funny


James Franco Verse 2
So be it, Soviet, if I really heard that right now
A sniper couldn't find a better angle than tryin the moral high ground? 

I don't know what your mother was on about, but it's surely pertinent
taking care of you certainly isn't that much of a burden

A defective defector should face da facts, and take notes
You died poor and alone, not making bank next to Franco

There's not even potential to feel sentimental, sending mental patients to
Comedy Central, cause it's a great place for flame roasts

I bothered to show up ‘cause my agent promised top billing
But is it worth your other verse? HA! Just Fucking Kill me.

O.H, take the L, the Dubs been took the same way your grave would
Your ass thrashing was *teeth hitting fork and heavy breathing* so good


Lee Harvey Oswald Verse 2
You’re an educated fella, Yale was where you where based in
So question: Who here is known for character assassinations?

I’m no stranger to teacher teasing, but pay attention to who ya facin
You just flunked that verse hard, guy, you gonna sue for defamation?

This douche likes to make music, but can’t face his own tune
And smells a lot like bullshit for the face of Gucci perfume

Got an LGBT award, because his love life ain’t defined, yet
I’ll put a fuckin gun to your head, ‘cuz you should be more open minded

You dealt with North Korea in theaters, and it's real ironic that
We sit in the same Ford, ‘cause I’ve had to deal with a hack, yeah

I’ll sip Coke, complacent with 2nd floor 1st place taken
Face it, the winner ain’t up to a Disaster Artists interpretation

James Franco vs Lee Harvey Oswald - ASSRB

This battle is amazing and since I had the beat, I decided to do a cover of it. This is also the first cover I'm doing with the SM7B so that's based. Anyways, the next RBA is super close to being done but for now, enjoy the cover. :)

Petscop Vs. Pokemon Dead Channel (GamingPlush64 Cover)

april fools part 2

Zagranis as The Guy 
Shimario as Juni Cortez 
nekomancer as TheLegend27 

Beat by Smoke

Written by Timey, Taco, Special Inquisitor Rayyan, MasonG, DGB
Edited by Oofie
Mixed by Zagranis

Writing started at 3:00 PM
Writing ended at 5:10 PM

TheLegend27:
You wanna battle with the 27? Then lets go bro
Lets see what you throw, i can own you with one blow
Got your face on all the posters, but I won’t kneel before this Frodo
All I really gotta do is chuck a boulder through your dome (oh!)
Claiming that nothing is unwinnable? Surely you jest, sir
This knight in shining armor should change his title to “jester”
While you’re trapping kids, I’ll rap a diss to capture this fake-out hero
I’ll make that life count of yours equal your rap skill: Zero

The Guy:
The only stuff that you can loot is cash from players with your app
I’m the real Guy, not some overblown copypasta from an ad
I’ll blast you to pieces before you can put up your dukes
Cause beating you is a piece of cake-- (is killed) Oops.

Juni Cortez:
Looks like I’ve spotted another thing to shut down in my mission
Won’t need my gadgets for this one; I’m skilled when it comes to dissing
Your game’s littered with so many bots, reminds me of Floop’s castle
And the fight we had against those clones - it’s a one-sided battle
I’m a verbal Toymaker, playing you like it’s Game of War
That verse you spat was shocking like we’re past the Level 5 door
The worst Legend of gaming, even Zelda got that title more
Just another app that wasted my time, Cookie Clicker left me less bored
I spit more fire than your campsite, this time I’m causing slaughter
This self-proclaimed legend’s the biggest liar since Todd Rogers
I’ll Rocket through this Rebel like it was the Mega Race
You declined in fame, now this Legend’s stuck in the Shadow of Raid

Legend27:
I'll be dishing proper flames to make you wish you stayed retired
But I’m sure that this kid is pretty used to getting fired
It’ll be Game Over for you but this time it won’t be in 3D
I got more fame from my mobile game than you got in your whole series!
I’d have more fun facing your sister than this wannabe kid spy
I’m straight up unbeatable, might as well call me Level 5
Just a single verse, and WHAM! Your raps are taken down like that
So go run back to your family. This player just kicked your ass.

Juni Cortez:
Is this a joke? That writing was more laughable than your world chat
Chuck Norris just called; he said he wants his schtick back
More of a dead meme than Harambe, and you’ve got no lives left
Cause I just stole this win like I committed felony theft

The Guy vs TheLegend27 - Rap Battle (April Fools)

We're sorry.

NF:
I came from the pits of my mind
Ridin the waves of science
But I’ve never seen such a disgraceful client
To the restaurant I worked in when I grow up, I tried it
but I can’t resign the papers to the job it’s to late and
I’m already moving on out of the slumber, I’m awake, kid
You’re a patty flipping not so chatty freakin granddaddy kickin
fatty with a daddy issue and I’ll craft your misused issues to a new level
so you wish you’d have never appeared on the episode you tripped in
In fact, whenever your episode is on, I skip it!

Hash:
I’m the Hash Slinging Slasher
The brap flinging rapper
No cap, feeling dapper
You’re trash, we be battlin’
You’re so dark, looks like I’ll need Nosferatu to turn the lights on
I’ll take my greasy spatula and do your tight mom
Hi brah, you be spitting light bombs
You ain’t got the white sauce
I’mma make you cry, hoss
It’s your time to die, boss
Slashing up your throat, you jacked Eminem’s schemes
With your style, you steal from artists like your name was NF-T

NF:
I come in with my balloon flows, but who knows
Maybe I’ll just watch you choke on glucose
You’re falling in a loophole, I’m makin numbers like uno
But I’m sticking to my dollars, ain’t talkin euros
If you checked my past, my views show
I’m the bigger legend on the market 
and your quasimodo lookin shape was revealed once the moon rose
I don’t really rap in duos, but I hopped in with Tech9ne and Hopsin
Dropped in my huge nose, so here’s a new note
The point I’m tryna say is…. UNBELIEVABLE
YES YES; INCONCEIVABLE

Hash:
interupts SHUT THE FUCK UP
Nice comeback, you’re dumb brash, I’ll leave you in the fuck trash
It’s clear that I won raps, I’m leaving you stunned (cash money!)
You’re Lost? More like sus! I’ll be spitting these flames!
Leaving you with more holes than the plot of your video games.
You have a balloon? LOL, what are you Pennywise!
With all your tragic songs, I’ll make your outside match how you’re dead inside
Nathan like you’re Provost, berate this verbal cohost
I flame ya with a slow roast, then take the dub and go ghost
Dressing in black but you’re white, you’re like an Oreo
Don’t step into my morbid home or else this’ll get gory, yo
The Hash Slinging, trash cleaning, Nat beating Slasher
Your raps were Non-intentionally Funny, even though you’re a serious rapper!

NF Vs The Hash Slinging Slasher - 45 Minute Rap Battle Challenge

extended instrumental of jimmy vs timmy lol

Listen Up! - Single

Listen Up!

Listen Up! (feat. Snakebite126)

Original: https://soundcloud.com/skiptilemusic/spikevssteven

MasterSoulSilver como Spike
TicciSparks87 como Steven Universe

Spike:
Spike a Tu Servicio, quien al Universe podrá vencer
Pues su trama es más confusa que Amatista hablando al revés
Se necesita mas que rocas frágiles para distraerme!
Sirviendo raps que como un Magento, mejores Stevens pueden traerme!
Desestabilizando criaturas mas que con choque eléctrico!
Quien le creería a este payaso gordo pésimo?
Juro que se mas de gemas ya que no son tu destreza!
No cavo este cristal, es artificial como el Planeta Casa!
Verbalmente rompo esta gema y con la batidora la mezclo!
La adulación no afecta, y te dejare en pedazos como tu espejo!
Esto es aliento de dragón, tu poder gema no se siente!
Eres tan novato en rap que ocupas una guía de insultar gente!
Te mando a las minas y no habrá otro escape de prisión!
Por cada vez que gano mi rap va en asencion!
Te pico con mis rimas mas filosas que un Pico, así que mira!
Pateare al nerd de su nido y me voy a disculpar... MENTIRA!

Steven Universe:
No esperaba mucho de los Serpombres pero lo hacen muy largo!
Eres mas suave que tus Bronies y yo Steven Bombas Cargo!
Con mi poder político, Justicia hoy te voy a mandar!
Tu débil responsabilidad no es suficiente para confiar!
Cual Vaquero solitario te humillo como Buck con camisetas al disparar!
Te como como los amigos desayuno y cual cebolla te voy a cortar!
Te ignoro mas que Rarity pues no muestras generosidad!
Eres una mentira mas exagerada que la obra de mi cuidad!
Tengo encadenado esta batalla como tus amigas Ponys! (HA!)
Cuando no las pudiste proteger de los horribles goblins!
Tienes menos puntos que cuando a Tambeleon Desterraron,
Soy mas filoso que la espada que mi Connie esta cargando!
Con un gran y frío flow, Zafiro me puedes llamar
Pero sigo lanzando fuego como Rubí al estallar
Necesitas de otras, pero mi show sentimientos ha incrementado
Cuando tus fans cumplan 5, tu rating hundido habrá quedado!

*beat intensifies*

Spike:
¿Atacas con armas femeninas? La "mascota" trae un escarmiento!
Y no me refiero a tu especie asi que no invoques tu armamento!
Predicto tu muerte en el futuro ya que el gato se volvio curioso!
Disparando limericks mailiciosos que hacen un villano de Disney amoroso!
Ganando la carrera espacial contra este solitario!
Pues sus rimas cayeron mas que su lucha libre y vestuario!
Eres más ridículo que las clases de guitarra de tu papá
Me recuerdas a mi segunda forma, pues olvidé quien eras en realidad!

Steven Universe:
No mas acertijos, Humdrum, puestus declaraciones son algo flexibles,
Te sofocaras cuando te atrape pero para viajar por dimensiones solo sirves!
Solo eres una perra débil mientras yo soy duro cual Diamante, Perro!
Pues a este tonto poco a poco como Peridot yo lo desmiembro!
Vienes de un linaje idiota, yo no miento, no es un rumor!
Escapa con los monos equestrianos o te aplasto cual Purple Puma, perdedor!
Tienes un ataque de envidia porque a diferencia de ti, mis rimas yo apaño!
Y tu nunca has tenido un día peor que cuando hubieron demasiados cumpleaños!

Spike Vs Steven Universe - Epic Rap Battles Ponies Vs Anything En Español #1

Freshy Kanal as Cervine Birth
Vladimyr P. as The Grifter

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
CERVINE BIRTH
AGAINST
THE GRIFTER
BEGIN
 
Cervine Birth:
UKnow, you’re quite the living meme, and you’re looking quite grey
Here’s some nausea I spit, causing two to get played.
Stumble out of the fog, you’ll find the darker flowing mirror,
That reflects your loss and zooms into the eyes of the victor.
The audio’s a BitTorrent, but listen to the murmured words,
“If you think your hybrid is the deer-est to absurd.
Then you're infected with blindness, cuz this fox can trot to see,
That you're nothing but a fraud. A 4chan flick phony.”

The Grifter:
A tape recording is taking place, and this won't be for your school
Since stabbing knives through your skull is something I will ridicule
You’re a baby with rhymes, and that's exactly what I need
To finish testing my experiments with you, behind the scenes
You are quite the grifter, but I'm for one, the real deal
Now it's time for me to know how it feels to hear you squeal
I know this is a scary place, but lay your head and don't cry
You’ll feel the worms, but shut your eyes, for you’ll slowly want to die..

Cervine Birth:
Oh, I’ll lay down disses, so I can be at peace,
These trolls with knowledge will make you join the horses of deceased
Because outta the mice of paranormal fright that were picked,
You’re the one that left a few moderators Otik-ed.

The Grifter:
Your catatonic state is worse than i could have thought, my deer,
Cuz after all the cub sized suicide rhymes you brought here,
You blew the white light, your shelter couldn’t help you Cer-vive,
While the nameless esperanto child, is the one that stayed alive…

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

(Mouse Click)

Writers: Vlad and Ryan Tillotson
Beat Edited by Ryan Tillotson
Audio Mixed by Freshy Kanal and Vlad
Beat Produced by 2Deep

Cervine Birth vs The Grifter. Sinister Rap Battles

Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by Kamren

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1svh2u5pwMEflDFvDmlmjQCN4dOyTiqmiYbxPR-kEh7E/edit?usp=sharing

MidgeCat vs. Kamren The Reactor

Welcome back to Rap Battle EXE! Today we have the two super soldiers sent to rid the world from some unwanted guests, Master Chief versus Doomguy.

Evan as Master Chief
Dustin as Doomguy

Written by: Evan
Mixed by: Dustin
Beat by: Hollywood Legend Productions
Cover by: Evan

Master Chief:
Cortana told me not to worry, you’re an enemy of no degree
Just the FPS that hasn’t been relevant since 93’
Hell’s no training for my heat, you’re a lost cause, it’s evident
The rules don’t apply to me Flynn, I’m known for cracking Covenants

Doomguy:
Open up your Bible, read the words, and you’ll be singing hits
Blood, Gore, Flesh, Metal, Death, Destruction, Chief I’m bringing yeah it’s
about to get messy, ya better get ready, cause Glory Killin is my speciality
I’m doing my duty, and doing it groovy, assassinating graciously 
You can Bungie right the fuck off, cause I’m the one that made you
just the face of Mountain Dew, it won’t take much to Quake too
My body count changed the game, you’re the Rated M make do
Go and ask Hayden, it’s impossible to break Doom

Master Chief:
The Tumblr super soldier’s gruesome without the execution
You’re Wolfenstein’s bastard child who only ripped Duke Nukem
Spit like jammed clip, well damn bitch, I hurt harder than your BFG
Sorry to strike a nerve, but you pushed Daisies on the beat
The UNSC MC Master Chief, you’ll never be ranked with me 
traded off so many times, but you’ll get fucked worse in my company 
Once this Marine’s up against my flood, he fares better washed out at sea
You see? I’ll be swimming in Nazi blood, left you for dead like Germany

Doomguy:
The bottom of the barrel can taste the bottom of my barrel
Barbie doll’s physique and attitude with G.I. Joe apparel 
You say you’re such tough shit, while I’ve seen deadlier in Chex Quest
So hail to the king, drop deep down on your knees and pray to me... bitch

Master Chief VS. Doomguy - Rap Battle EXE

Ben Shapiro - Adam
Thomas Paine - AlaskanSam

BEN SHAPIRO Verse 1
You want a debate? Okay, this is epic
You don't know about music, yeah, there, I said it
You barred the people from seeing your casket
Like Corona or my talent you’d be a fool if you masked it
Now I don’t rap, but let’s say, hypothetically, I tried 
Blastin’ T-Paine’s Goat Talk with Facts and Logic Homicide
Your seditious dedication hesitates your deification
So retract those terror reign remarks or take a French vacation.
You’re facing being named ancient by your state and nation
Your foundation won't be wasted, I'll take your place with hasten. 
I rap fast, never last, so high-class that you have to see,
Step to me, you'll be swept off your feet, I.E AOC.


THOMAS PAINE Verse 1
You’re a political prick, no conservative hero
I object to your desk, just Bench Shapiro
You have the right to bear arms, but leave the shot firing to me
The fathers I'm founding are the founding fathers of your beliefs
You're a wrong learning right, so it truly is a pity
That you don't shut your mouth and take "conservative" literally
You yell at the public, with no sense of caution, hence
Not even a penny for your thoughts, because they’re not common cents
It’s ironic you’re rapping, with those past statements
“No Melody!” “No Tempo!”, must’ve been your rap basis
I've made world change while you've polluted airwaves
Your only revolution is making me turn in my grave 


BEN SHAPIRO Verse 2
I’m sharp with attacks, out of the park with raps
I'll slap this crapulous mass with my FACTS
Snuggle up with Bonaparte, with Treason in your Heart
To be Frank, this Ben won't give you writings to chart
I guess your French friends took your liberal libel literally 
They put you in a cell and gave you death, instead of liberty
Both sides of the Atlantic are having beef with you.
You ship the sickest cringe - "DEANE. 👏 REVIEW. 👏"
You want independent thought? Let’s say that's true 
Stop putting words in people, telling them what to do
You just don’t know the facts, and that’s why you’re losin'
So this might ring a bell- it’s called the Constitution.


THOMAS PAINE Verse 2
TP against BS, you're not witty, it's clear
Make like your BBC interview and storm right out of here
Me versus The Constitution? You’ll go home in an ambulance 
Your forehead is more lengthy than the whole preamble is
I've left a left offenda, I sent it right back to senda
Because I push more potent pamphlets like you push your poor agenda
I hand them out in haste, you take the pill of propaganda 
You won't fare well cause I well fares like my name’s Bernie Sandahs
You're a libertarian? I don't know what you're on sir, 
You call it free speech but you're carried by sponsors
You’re getting pissed at me? You've come up short, not just physically.
When all is said and done you're on the Alt-Right Side of History.


BEN SHAPIRO Verse 3
Your parenthood plannings unfounded, why?
My three kids are prodigies, all of yours died
Your legacy’s an anti Judeo-Christian agenda 
And your country was raised by parents of the same gender
Yes, your book may have built our foundation
But one letter to George ruined that reputation
I crush Common Sensitive snowflakes— I stand by this
Giving a quaker this power? That’s our country's real crisis


THOMAS PAINE Verse 3
You ctrl alt delete your statements to ctrl alt-right statesmen
Birthing nonsense debates, while I helped birth this nation
People sound the alarm when you spew shit about diversity
The only campus you're welcome at is Prager University
I go vile in with wild spits, pullin' strings, like a violin 
Your discordant discourse gets you high strung - daily wirin’
Naive and immature, you've no idea what you're speakin'
Your Facts and Logic are too young to reach my Age of Reason.

Ben Shapiro vs Thomas Paine - Discord Rap Battles

This is a super passion-oriented project that has been in the works for literally nearly two months, so much so that I wasn't sure it'd release. Partially because I wanted to do these amazing games--especially Phasmophobia--justice, and had a very specific artistic vision that I wasn't sure if I could pull off effectively in the way I'd want.
I'm happy to say that this is finally out. Not to mention I am pretty damn proud of how it came out.
Special thanks to EVERYONE involved in this project. Y'all really carried this shit, not me. If it weren't for the help of amazing VAS, Jacob for the thumbnail and some early beta feedback-givers, this wouldn't be here in the state it is.
And thus, I give you my boldest project yet. Hope you guys like it. :)

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HyPrmUdW_4P_gRTv5HOIBKNKqmRidNx9hWaWggp4-hA/edit?usp=sharing

Phasmophobia vs. Sign of Silence // Alex's Rap Battles #9

Hago Fandubs y Batallas de Rap

I make Fandubs and Rap Battles

Spike Vs Steven Universe - Epic Rap Battles Ponies Vs Anything En Español #1

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