hello! this has been in production for weeks now and an idea for longer, as they're two of my favorite Pokémon and I liked the idea of these possessed badasses going head to head. 
Thumbnail by Commander Jacob
All other things done by me

Lyrics: 

Trevenant
Spittin’ cold, Matt Daemon, sheer Revenant
Telling this Kanto Annabelle, fear Trevenant
Walk through my moss or appear hesitant
‘Cause that grin? You’re looking near-desperate
Pass me with those stats so trashy, ‘less this Mon’ll be gone
If it tries to meddle with the devil who controls the ground it walks upon
I’m a towering guardian; strike fear with just my caved-in face
You’re Mr. Widemouth going through his My Chem phase
Should remain Phantump, this monolith cannot be traded
Duel with this dual-type, and I shall be the Bane of Banette

Banette:
(agh) I’ve witnessed you in the anime, I have...
A “spooky” mammoth Sudowoodo who yoinked Torterra’s grass
But this is my Trick Room, you look like a tiny stump I’ve sat on
Small as your plushy in person! Oh...hehehh, I forgot, you don’t HAVE ONE
Got me asking Y you think you’re dire?
I’ll line five of your kind up, start a wildfire
Keep up your guard
It’s hardly a secret your ability’s hidden, your ass can’t harvest a good bar!
And won’t go far ‘gainst pure insanity outer and inner
Waltzing into your sacred forests and yelling TIMBER (HAHAHAHA)

Trevenant:
I would’ve thought you’d ride like a Harley, hardly, where’s the carnage?
What did I expect from one who lives amongst the garbage? It’s not a shocker
that this primadonna “devilish” talker’s
Trying to haul useless trash at my face
Bitch you’re a glorified stalker!
Respect your elder, check your movements
Or prove there’s something “Mega” ‘bout your evolution
That clown look? I can’t help but LAUGH at you.
Drop a mic? Getting it confused with your owner trashing you?
Poor little plushy coping with madness
Treating you like a baby puts your stuffing back in
Sad, your grudges weigh so heavy
But with those spikes? Makes sense you’re so PETTY!
Whipping you into frenzies, this is darkness incarnate
Should’ve stayed silent, kept that Energy locked in
Tides have shifted since I met Ash, I don’t need another savior
For a self-inflicted voodoo doll who can’t stand against mother nature

Banette:
You’re of a different Ghost Breed, but not quite Gastly
Be weary, Great Deku, no dweeb Shadow Sneaks past me
Forging friendships? What a bother for such a high potential Pokémon 
With a “wise tree” gimmick and a played out shtick with a base case of pink eye going on!
You’re unimpressive with the grass whips you’ve tried to land on me
Falling prey, I’m used to ripping through sanity
Malicious? Has it never dawned upon you
you couldn’t hurt the birds that build nests on you?
A wicked witches’ brew made with my spells to
Drop bars like my curses have befell you!
Stay away from my alleyways, or you’ll see crimson
Take a hint from me
Zip it.


Thanks for listening! I sincerely hope you enjoyed!

Trevenant vs. Banette // Alex's Rap Battles #11

Writers:
Adam Sandler 2 of DRB

Additional Help:
Ethan Sandler 2 of DRB

Snakebite as James Franco
Seth as Lee Harvey Oswald

Mixed by Glitchdude

Annonucer - Kamren :)

Adam Sandler’s Series of Rap Battles


JAMES FRANCO
 
VS

LEE HARVEY OSWALD


James Franco Verse 1
I've been caught between movies, but no time for groupies
You don’t wanna trigger me, so use that finger loosely

I bust a move so groovy ‘gainst commies that are screwy
And then I down them smoothly, like Jack Daniels Ruby

I’ll take shot in the dark, and make a hit like the mob
Here's a conspiracy theory, you’re real shit at your job

I’m slaying the theaters, where you run straight into custody
Bud, stick to getting cut, just leave me to cap busting

Speaking of, you got a discharge, I've got a diss-charged
Fighting ‘gainst the hottest man alive, I get it, it's hard

But that's what you get, coming here less armed than me
Maybe we can have a repeat of before and let you leave, dishonorably


Lee Harvey Oswald Verse 1
As a method actor, you’ve spent years prepared for this
You’re about to play the role of a lifetime- my bitch

I’ll deck ya, pencil neck, I’m here to run an address
On the track you're super fruity like a Pineapple Express

Yes, I may have missed the prez a bunch, that fact is true
But ask the press, I don’t have as much miss-conduct as you

Groping ‘n acting prudent to students, don’t make me laugh, dude
Now you’re only a class act in terms of class-action suits

You always act like a spastic, you’re always smoking a blunt
I know you’re a math wiz, but it just doesn’t add up

You claim you're respected, but I guess I’ll tell ya something
If you literally got stoned, then yeah, for once you'd be funny


James Franco Verse 2
So be it, Soviet, if I really heard that right now
A sniper couldn't find a better angle than tryin the moral high ground? 

I don't know what your mother was on about, but it's surely pertinent
taking care of you certainly isn't that much of a burden

A defective defector should face da facts, and take notes
You died poor and alone, not making bank next to Franco

There's not even potential to feel sentimental, sending mental patients to
Comedy Central, cause it's a great place for flame roasts

I bothered to show up ‘cause my agent promised top billing
But is it worth your other verse? HA! Just Fucking Kill me.

O.H, take the L, the Dubs been took the same way your grave would
Your ass thrashing was *teeth hitting fork and heavy breathing* so good


Lee Harvey Oswald Verse 2
You’re an educated fella, Yale was where you where based in
So question: Who here is known for character assassinations?

I’m no stranger to teacher teasing, but pay attention to who ya facin
You just flunked that verse hard, guy, you gonna sue for defamation?

This douche likes to make music, but can’t face his own tune
And smells a lot like bullshit for the face of Gucci perfume

Got an LGBT award, because his love life ain’t defined, yet
I’ll put a fuckin gun to your head, ‘cuz you should be more open minded

You dealt with North Korea in theaters, and it's real ironic that
We sit in the same Ford, ‘cause I’ve had to deal with a hack, yeah

I’ll sip Coke, complacent with 2nd floor 1st place taken
Face it, the winner ain’t up to a Disaster Artists interpretation

James Franco vs Lee Harvey Oswald - ASSRB

Video release: March 27th

Mason the Nation as Kazoo Kid (video)
Shimario as Kazoo Kid (audio)
RNG as I Like Trains Kid

Written by Oofie, RNG, Mason The Nation, Pixel Chris, DGB, WDRB, CCRB and WAN
Mixed by JordanShowish
I Like Trains’ vocals mixed by Oofie
Beat produced by Beatg33kz
Flow test by Oofie
Cover art by Oofie
Produced by Oofie

Kazoo Kid (0:11):
I’m an internet icon who’s rockin the kazoo!
Going up against...wait a minute. Who are you?
Never said a word but stepped to me, is this a joke?
Because you keep getting run over more than you choke!
Would need a mine turtle to compete when you drop a verse
Overused phrase? Undeserved praise? I LOVE IT but worse!
Too lazy to animate? Powerpoint slide will do the job
But judging from your series, it seems you did the flop!

I Like Trains (0:34):
Hey kid. I like trains.
But from me, your creator? Insane.
Like the loco itself, when I’m in the room, the win’s expected
While you went on half an hour to say what message?
You were an instructor, but in this rap, I’m the conductor
Your film got the type of vibes of: “Oh shit did they abduct her?”
VHS like this battle cause you’ve lost and that's that
With everything about my character, of course, I run the track.

Kazoo Kid (0:57):
Your creator went off the Rails, it’s no wonder you like trains
This sociopath mass murders then just says “I feel great”
You’re no Fun! Fun! Fun! A one liner whose maker’s slacking
Was your hospital a highway? 'Cause that's where accidents happen!

I Like Trains (1:08):
Getting ran over was more pleasant than hearing your rapping
Going for the Gould but with the solid lines that you’re lacking
The train is coming closer, best have your seat belt fastened
‘Cause your defeat came before this incident happ-*speeding train sound*

Kazoo Kid Vs I Like Trains - Rap Clash!

Original: https://soundcloud.com/skiptilemusic/spikevssteven

MasterSoulSilver como Spike
TicciSparks87 como Steven Universe

Spike:
Spike a Tu Servicio, quien al Universe podrá vencer
Pues su trama es más confusa que Amatista hablando al revés
Se necesita mas que rocas frágiles para distraerme!
Sirviendo raps que como un Magento, mejores Stevens pueden traerme!
Desestabilizando criaturas mas que con choque eléctrico!
Quien le creería a este payaso gordo pésimo?
Juro que se mas de gemas ya que no son tu destreza!
No cavo este cristal, es artificial como el Planeta Casa!
Verbalmente rompo esta gema y con la batidora la mezclo!
La adulación no afecta, y te dejare en pedazos como tu espejo!
Esto es aliento de dragón, tu poder gema no se siente!
Eres tan novato en rap que ocupas una guía de insultar gente!
Te mando a las minas y no habrá otro escape de prisión!
Por cada vez que gano mi rap va en asencion!
Te pico con mis rimas mas filosas que un Pico, así que mira!
Pateare al nerd de su nido y me voy a disculpar... MENTIRA!

Steven Universe:
No esperaba mucho de los Serpombres pero lo hacen muy largo!
Eres mas suave que tus Bronies y yo Steven Bombas Cargo!
Con mi poder político, Justicia hoy te voy a mandar!
Tu débil responsabilidad no es suficiente para confiar!
Cual Vaquero solitario te humillo como Buck con camisetas al disparar!
Te como como los amigos desayuno y cual cebolla te voy a cortar!
Te ignoro mas que Rarity pues no muestras generosidad!
Eres una mentira mas exagerada que la obra de mi cuidad!
Tengo encadenado esta batalla como tus amigas Ponys! (HA!)
Cuando no las pudiste proteger de los horribles goblins!
Tienes menos puntos que cuando a Tambeleon Desterraron,
Soy mas filoso que la espada que mi Connie esta cargando!
Con un gran y frío flow, Zafiro me puedes llamar
Pero sigo lanzando fuego como Rubí al estallar
Necesitas de otras, pero mi show sentimientos ha incrementado
Cuando tus fans cumplan 5, tu rating hundido habrá quedado!

*beat intensifies*

Spike:
¿Atacas con armas femeninas? La "mascota" trae un escarmiento!
Y no me refiero a tu especie asi que no invoques tu armamento!
Predicto tu muerte en el futuro ya que el gato se volvio curioso!
Disparando limericks mailiciosos que hacen un villano de Disney amoroso!
Ganando la carrera espacial contra este solitario!
Pues sus rimas cayeron mas que su lucha libre y vestuario!
Eres más ridículo que las clases de guitarra de tu papá
Me recuerdas a mi segunda forma, pues olvidé quien eras en realidad!

Steven Universe:
No mas acertijos, Humdrum, puestus declaraciones son algo flexibles,
Te sofocaras cuando te atrape pero para viajar por dimensiones solo sirves!
Solo eres una perra débil mientras yo soy duro cual Diamante, Perro!
Pues a este tonto poco a poco como Peridot yo lo desmiembro!
Vienes de un linaje idiota, yo no miento, no es un rumor!
Escapa con los monos equestrianos o te aplasto cual Purple Puma, perdedor!
Tienes un ataque de envidia porque a diferencia de ti, mis rimas yo apaño!
Y tu nunca has tenido un día peor que cuando hubieron demasiados cumpleaños!

Spike Vs Steven Universe - Epic Rap Battles Ponies Vs Anything En Español #1

Freshy Kanal as Cervine Birth
Vladimyr P. as The Grifter

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
CERVINE BIRTH
AGAINST
THE GRIFTER
BEGIN
 
Cervine Birth:
UKnow, you’re quite the living meme, and you’re looking quite grey
Here’s some nausea I spit, causing two to get played.
Stumble out of the fog, you’ll find the darker flowing mirror,
That reflects your loss and zooms into the eyes of the victor.
The audio’s a BitTorrent, but listen to the murmured words,
“If you think your hybrid is the deer-est to absurd.
Then you're infected with blindness, cuz this fox can trot to see,
That you're nothing but a fraud. A 4chan flick phony.”

The Grifter:
A tape recording is taking place, and this won't be for your school
Since stabbing knives through your skull is something I will ridicule
You’re a baby with rhymes, and that's exactly what I need
To finish testing my experiments with you, behind the scenes
You are quite the grifter, but I'm for one, the real deal
Now it's time for me to know how it feels to hear you squeal
I know this is a scary place, but lay your head and don't cry
You’ll feel the worms, but shut your eyes, for you’ll slowly want to die..

Cervine Birth:
Oh, I’ll lay down disses, so I can be at peace,
These trolls with knowledge will make you join the horses of deceased
Because outta the mice of paranormal fright that were picked,
You’re the one that left a few moderators Otik-ed.

The Grifter:
Your catatonic state is worse than i could have thought, my deer,
Cuz after all the cub sized suicide rhymes you brought here,
You blew the white light, your shelter couldn’t help you Cer-vive,
While the nameless esperanto child, is the one that stayed alive…

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

(Mouse Click)

Writers: Vlad and Ryan Tillotson
Beat Edited by Ryan Tillotson
Audio Mixed by Freshy Kanal and Vlad
Beat Produced by 2Deep

Cervine Birth vs The Grifter. Sinister Rap Battles

Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by Kamren

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1svh2u5pwMEflDFvDmlmjQCN4dOyTiqmiYbxPR-kEh7E/edit?usp=sharing

MidgeCat vs. Kamren The Reactor

Welcome back to Rap Battle EXE! Today we have the two super soldiers sent to rid the world from some unwanted guests, Master Chief versus Doomguy.

Evan as Master Chief
Dustin as Doomguy

Written by: Evan
Mixed by: Dustin
Beat by: Hollywood Legend Productions
Cover by: Evan

Master Chief:
Cortana told me not to worry, you’re an enemy of no degree
Just the FPS that hasn’t been relevant since 93’
Hell’s no training for my heat, you’re a lost cause, it’s evident
The rules don’t apply to me Flynn, I’m known for cracking Covenants

Doomguy:
Open up your Bible, read the words, and you’ll be singing hits
Blood, Gore, Flesh, Metal, Death, Destruction, Chief I’m bringing yeah it’s
about to get messy, ya better get ready, cause Glory Killin is my speciality
I’m doing my duty, and doing it groovy, assassinating graciously 
You can Bungie right the fuck off, cause I’m the one that made you
just the face of Mountain Dew, it won’t take much to Quake too
My body count changed the game, you’re the Rated M make do
Go and ask Hayden, it’s impossible to break Doom

Master Chief:
The Tumblr super soldier’s gruesome without the execution
You’re Wolfenstein’s bastard child who only ripped Duke Nukem
Spit like jammed clip, well damn bitch, I hurt harder than your BFG
Sorry to strike a nerve, but you pushed Daisies on the beat
The UNSC MC Master Chief, you’ll never be ranked with me 
traded off so many times, but you’ll get fucked worse in my company 
Once this Marine’s up against my flood, he fares better washed out at sea
You see? I’ll be swimming in Nazi blood, left you for dead like Germany

Doomguy:
The bottom of the barrel can taste the bottom of my barrel
Barbie doll’s physique and attitude with G.I. Joe apparel 
You say you’re such tough shit, while I’ve seen deadlier in Chex Quest
So hail to the king, drop deep down on your knees and pray to me... bitch

Master Chief VS. Doomguy - Rap Battle EXE

Cast:
Armani Sani as Phil
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiabcYVYR341G4Fryu03u0Q

FyxFynn as Eminem


Alanon as the Announcer

Art By: Mason 

Writing By: RobotRoshawn  


Mixed By:
RobotRoshawn


Beat By: vladseen 


AWESOME RAP BATTLES 
PHIL 
VS
THE SLIM SHADY SHOW OR SHOULD I SAY EMINEM
BEGIN!

Phil: 
The nutshack has come back to bring some ass
You think you are the greatest rapper ever? I give you a pass
Your songs don't come close to a killshot
You look like you got beat up at a parking lot
I got my own animated show, while you were part of a crappy movie
You don't have any way to stay groovy
With your bad behavior, you are the monster, Slim
My crew will always hate you, right up to the brim
I've had enough of your shit, I'll never love the way you lie
Your dad abused you so bad, it's like he wanted you to die
Everytime you committed crimes, you lose yourself
Losing your temper is bad for your health

Eminem:
I’m a Godzilla, god killing frauds when they popin off the top grab ya balls and chop em off end this beef but add some broth then force feed this mother fucker while calling ya mom
While I’m  duel wield chainsaws, till your brains gone, “you done son?” not yet ma, I’m busy murdering these wannabe South Park knock offs, I mean my god! Your animation so bad make me want to eat some buck shot,
*clears throat*
Dear Phil,
You nothin but a meme dude, bloody when I beat you, put you in the ground slam the box when I get through, mother, father, daughter, ya whole family gettin killed dude, get ya on your knees like a ho when the rents due, a psycho runnin gunner taking shots until this bitch through, never gonna stop until i run up on ya whole crew, burn ya all to death leaving nothin but sinew, Dwayne gonna have another heart attack asking where the money at when he finally see you.


Phil: 
All you care about from your fans is getting laid, what the hell is wrong with you?
That kind of crap is so wrong, get a clue
You're more annoying than a mockingbird
Eminem, face the facts, that you're nothing more than a dumbass turd

 Oh ok.

Eminem:
Yo Phil why you acting like a pussy Don’t back off
I can see ya real busy Helping your cousin “Jack” off while while riding that “Dickman”, you ok Stan?  Like stop man, sticking your fingers in “cherry pie” oh god damn!

Phil vs The Slim Shady Show (Eminem) - Awesome Rap Battles

Homestuck VS Fire Emblem

this one is not great. i think the voice actors did a good job though :)

Nekomancer as Eridan Ampora
Malina Rose as Edelgard von Hresvelg

Eridan Ampora:
This battle’s quite unfair, I must say
It’s society’s elite verse a girl who never took English classes
So when it comes to your child soldier sim, I’d gladly not play 
I’m not Bernie Sanders, bitch. I’d never own Three Houses!

Edelgard von Hresvelg:
I know I’m not innocent when it comes to treason
But you went and maimed three of your friends for no reason
Class is in session Ampora, and I’m your lecturer
Step to my empire and I’ll show you why I’m called the Flame Emperor!
I’ve got a voice like Dorothea’s when I spit, while you’re hissing out a prissy rich kid’s fit
This isn’t a mock fight, I’ll torch a bitch. This prick’s about to be hit (yuh)
Brandishing raps, sharp like my axe, and I’ll never hold back ‘till
You forfeit and swallow this loss like you did with the black pill
Best swim away from this fight, for you it’s not worthwhile
Any Eridan who thinks he’s swag is gonna be made homeless
I’m sick of this Percy Jackson and Harry Potter lovechild
Your incestous ass can go back to filling pails with Cronus

Eridan Ampora:
Do I look like I give a shit? You’re a fashy fuck with more kills than Jack
Call me an incel all you want, but you’ve got Hubert watching your back
I’m an unmatched marksman, screw Claude. You better not get in my crosshairs
Or else you’ll hear a click and a BOOM! Now your head’s not there
With the way you deviously betrayed Garreg Mach’s undying loyalty
It’s easy to say that even the Condesce is better royalty
And *yes*, I tried to kill my friends but they still see me through and through
While all of yours went and got together just so they could murder you

Written by Vivian
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Produced by Dansonn
Cover Art by Rabi

Eridan Ampora VS Edelgard von Hresvelg | RAP BATTLE!

Ben Shapiro - Adam
Thomas Paine - AlaskanSam

BEN SHAPIRO Verse 1
You want a debate? Okay, this is epic
You don't know about music, yeah, there, I said it
You barred the people from seeing your casket
Like Corona or my talent you’d be a fool if you masked it
Now I don’t rap, but let’s say, hypothetically, I tried 
Blastin’ T-Paine’s Goat Talk with Facts and Logic Homicide
Your seditious dedication hesitates your deification
So retract those terror reign remarks or take a French vacation.
You’re facing being named ancient by your state and nation
Your foundation won't be wasted, I'll take your place with hasten. 
I rap fast, never last, so high-class that you have to see,
Step to me, you'll be swept off your feet, I.E AOC.


THOMAS PAINE Verse 1
You’re a political prick, no conservative hero
I object to your desk, just Bench Shapiro
You have the right to bear arms, but leave the shot firing to me
The fathers I'm founding are the founding fathers of your beliefs
You're a wrong learning right, so it truly is a pity
That you don't shut your mouth and take "conservative" literally
You yell at the public, with no sense of caution, hence
Not even a penny for your thoughts, because they’re not common cents
It’s ironic you’re rapping, with those past statements
“No Melody!” “No Tempo!”, must’ve been your rap basis
I've made world change while you've polluted airwaves
Your only revolution is making me turn in my grave 


BEN SHAPIRO Verse 2
I’m sharp with attacks, out of the park with raps
I'll slap this crapulous mass with my FACTS
Snuggle up with Bonaparte, with Treason in your Heart
To be Frank, this Ben won't give you writings to chart
I guess your French friends took your liberal libel literally 
They put you in a cell and gave you death, instead of liberty
Both sides of the Atlantic are having beef with you.
You ship the sickest cringe - "DEANE. 👏 REVIEW. 👏"
You want independent thought? Let’s say that's true 
Stop putting words in people, telling them what to do
You just don’t know the facts, and that’s why you’re losin'
So this might ring a bell- it’s called the Constitution.


THOMAS PAINE Verse 2
TP against BS, you're not witty, it's clear
Make like your BBC interview and storm right out of here
Me versus The Constitution? You’ll go home in an ambulance 
Your forehead is more lengthy than the whole preamble is
I've left a left offenda, I sent it right back to senda
Because I push more potent pamphlets like you push your poor agenda
I hand them out in haste, you take the pill of propaganda 
You won't fare well cause I well fares like my name’s Bernie Sandahs
You're a libertarian? I don't know what you're on sir, 
You call it free speech but you're carried by sponsors
You’re getting pissed at me? You've come up short, not just physically.
When all is said and done you're on the Alt-Right Side of History.


BEN SHAPIRO Verse 3
Your parenthood plannings unfounded, why?
My three kids are prodigies, all of yours died
Your legacy’s an anti Judeo-Christian agenda 
And your country was raised by parents of the same gender
Yes, your book may have built our foundation
But one letter to George ruined that reputation
I crush Common Sensitive snowflakes— I stand by this
Giving a quaker this power? That’s our country's real crisis


THOMAS PAINE Verse 3
You ctrl alt delete your statements to ctrl alt-right statesmen
Birthing nonsense debates, while I helped birth this nation
People sound the alarm when you spew shit about diversity
The only campus you're welcome at is Prager University
I go vile in with wild spits, pullin' strings, like a violin 
Your discordant discourse gets you high strung - daily wirin’
Naive and immature, you've no idea what you're speakin'
Your Facts and Logic are too young to reach my Age of Reason.

Ben Shapiro vs Thomas Paine - Discord Rap Battles

You guys said the effects were too distracting for Jevil so I added more

In case you missed the first mix:
Bet you expected Jevil to face someone who isn't obscure, huh.

EpicLLOYD as Montresor
Nice Peter as Jevil
Instrumental by Anywaywell
Mixing and Mastering by Freshy Kanal
Written by Edgar Allan Poe
(NOTE: The cover art is merely a mockup as the actual characters have not been filmed yet. I do not own the rights to any of the images used, all credit goes to their respective owners. Also Montresor will not look like that I just didn't have a good png of him and it fits the general aesthetic kind of.)

TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS
JEVIL
VS
MONTRESOR
BEGIN!

Montresor:
Greetings and salutations, it’s your companion Montresor
Meeting this valiant acquaintance, I must ask of one request, sir
That we skip this poor bravado and check my kin’s coat and motto
You’ll end up with Fortunado when I wreak havoc on jesters
Mask on, draped in Gothic clothing
I’m a sly Fox, more cunning than Toby
Took your first game’s whole gimmick then cloned it
There’s been no change, where’s your metamorphosis?
I’ll leave you howling for your verbal crimes
Not talking Amontillado when I bask in your fervent whines
And once this murder’s final, you’re sure to find
I’ve committed the perfect rhyme

Jevil:
Let’s play a game, a game, I call it “Guess the Human”
This one’s consumed by petty feuding, and now his World Revolves around retribution
And wasted his life away plotting to maim his pal
But it all went to shit as their silence gnawed at his fulfillment, does that ring a bell?
Too dim to pass as a Lightner
You’re at your most bright when you’re slathered in nitre 
This one is a game you’re not playing so well
Must be a Holiday ‘cause I’m taking no Ls
No chance you can match with my pace (Chaos!)
You’re a tactless disgrace (Chaos!)
Get Luchesi to rap in your place 
For the drunkard who authored you lacked any taste (Weehee!)
When causing carnival carnage, I am unparalleled
Dirges burning like curtains, I ride a beat like a carousel (Pip pip!)
Put your friend to sleep for 50 years? You put me to sleep for a century
Tryna be invested in your story got me like, “Erm...I can do mostly anything”

Montresor:
That’s the best you could do to me?
Then I’ll be punishing this puny imp with impunity
Played your cards against a pack of children, then soiled it 
All it took was TP to flush this joker down the toilet
It’s drudgery having to wait for you
So behind in development, call you Betarune
Break you apart like the key for your cell’s lock
In paces requiescat
For the love of god (the love of god)
I’ll put this hack in a box (hack in a box)
I Rouxl harder than Kaard (harder than Kaard)
So just call me Seam (just call me Seam)
For this ordeal’s left me in stitches and you’ve pushed my buttons so good day to you
Now the friend you once trusted shall lock you away for good, feeling déjà vu?

Jevil:
No urban legend that Boston Harbored
Could incite new ideas in your garbage author
Just another loon Poe wrote to give readers creeps 
A discount Tell-Tale but failed to keep a beat
You think you’re all that ‘cause you clowned on a jester
But as you fall flat, I’ll be crowned like it’s checkers
You spent your verse threatening thousands of injuries
Yet through it all, you’ve not once tried to insult me
I Cirque de Slay when I’m spitting
I stole the whole show as a side mission
This shabby old creep can’t keep up the tempo
‘Gainst gaming’s most demented jester since Dimentio
Oh, what a fun game this has been, frolicking in the cemetery 
So here’s one more final jest between friends and it’s not the hatchet getting buried

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
WE DECIDE!
TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS

[NEW MIX] Montresor vs Jevil. Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans

Hago Fandubs y Batallas de Rap

I make Fandubs and Rap Battles