Hello, everyone! This is the LONGEST TEXT EVER! I was inspired by the various other "longest texts ever" on the internet, and I wanted to make my own. So here it is! This is going to be a WORLD RECORD! This is actually my third attempt at doing this. The first time, I didn't save it. The second time, the Neocities editor crashed. Now I'm writing this in Notepad, then copying it into the Neocities editor instead of typing it directly in the Neocities editor to avoid crashing. It sucks that my past two attempts are gone now. Those actually got pretty long. Not the longest, but still pretty long. I hope this one won't get lost somehow. Anyways, let's talk about WAFFLES! I like waffles. Waffles are cool. Waffles is a funny word. There's a Teen Titans Go episode called "Waffles" where the word "Waffles" is said a hundred-something times. It's pretty annoying. There's also a Teen Titans Go episode about Pig Latin. Don't know what Pig Latin is? It's a language where you take all the consonants before the first vowel, move them to the end, and add '-ay' to the end. If the word begins with a vowel, you just add '-way' to the end. For example, "Waffles" becomes "Afflesway". I've been speaking Pig Latin fluently since the fourth grade, so it surprised me when I saw the episode for the first time. I speak Pig Latin with my sister sometimes. It's pretty fun. I like speaking it in public so that everyone around us gets confused. That's never actually happened before, but if it ever does, 'twill be pretty funny. By the way, "'twill" is a word I invented recently, and it's a contraction of "it will". I really hope it gains popularity in the near future, because "'twill" is WAY more fun than saying "it'll". "It'll" is too boring. Nobody likes boring. This is nowhere near being the longest text ever, but eventually it will be! I might still be writing this a decade later, who knows? But right now, it's not very long. But I'll just keep writing until it is the longest! Have you ever heard the song "Dau Dau" by Awesome Scampis? It's an amazing song. Look it up on YouTube! I play that song all the time around my sister! It drives her crazy, and I love it. A


 



Software engineer and musician based in Berlin. I play bass and guitar, and perform with several bands all over the world. I love oriental music and enjoy Spanish music and jazz. Now, I have my own energy band called "Orbit", we are three. We love and try new things in the world of music.

مهندس برمجيات وموسيقي أعيش في برلين. أعزف على الباص والغيتار الكلاسيكي، وأعمل مع عدة فرق موسيقية من مختلف أنحاء العالم. أعشق الموسيقى الشرقية وأستمتع بالموسيقى الإسبانية والجاز. حاليًا، لدي فرقتي الموسيقية الخاصة التي تُدعى "مدار"، ونحن ثلاثة أعضاء. نحن نحب دمج الأنماط الموسيقية المختلفة وتجربة أشياء جديدة في عالم الموسيقى.

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INSTAGRAM + TWITTER:  @LianaBanks 
Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/artist/7zE0g2ogqJrvSFW9sQQMBe
For business inquiries contact - lianabankslive@gmail.com
Send beat submissions to -  sendmethefcknfuego@gmail.com

♕ Tako Tsubo ♕ 


Nouvel album « Tako Tsubo » le 26 mars 2021 ! 🐙💙
Écouter et commander : https://qlima.cool/TAKO-TSUBO

Tako Tsubo :  le « syndrome des cœurs brisés » se manifeste par une déformation du cœur dû à un trop-plein d’émotion, qu’elle soit une intense tristesse ou une joie sidérante. 

Ce deuxième album est un album de rupture, comme un cœur qui bat très fort mais d’une pulsation discontinue.Hématome, Submarine, Fou, Peur des filles, L’équilibriste… Une ode en 13 titres à l’amour ambivalent, aux doutes, euphories, chagrins, succès et folie : autant de symptômes qui, réunis, désignent le syndrome de Tako Tsubo. 

Dates de concert — http://qlima.cool/LIMPERATRICE_TOUR-2021

Youtube — http://qlima.cool/IMPE_youtube

Facebook — https://qlima.cool/Limpe_FB

Instagram — https://qlima.cool/LImpe_INSTA

☼ microqlima records — www.microqlima.cool

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label/ microqlima — antoine@microqlima.cool, alexandra@microqlima.cool
booking/ — antoine@thetalentboutique.fr
newsletter/ — qlima.cool/bulletin-impé

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Une couronne, plusieurs visages...

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