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Greezy

G/K YMH REPRESENT  yourmomshousepodcast.com

Sharkeisha Week

Gnawmsayin?

The Juelz

Notoya Russell vs Sharkeisha vs The Nuge vs Biz Markie vs the B34stie Boyz

008 - Ghost Kru - Ode To Sharkeisha (Bizmarkeisha Remix)

Pimp Squad (Momma I Love You)

A ditty I made for @yourmomshousepodcast 

Nawm Zayne?

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Didn't make this, just re-uploading for y'alls pleasure

Foster the People- Best Friend (Jai Wolf x AObeat Remix)

YMH310China.mp3

Chicken Creamzz Beautiful Guppies(@YourMomsHousePodcast)

If you don't listen to "your moms house" podcast then this track will make zero sense.

MOM!

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Waldmeister - The XFiles (Free Download)

They call me Yung Patreon
Walkin through your mom's house with my shoes on.
Graduated from Huffy to Dyno, 
copped me a Schwinn now I'm riding Trek, tho.
I keep my water bottle filled with Henny 
Bunny hopping like a motherfucker 'round the city
Motherfuckers ain't phase me
Gonna need a 10speed just to chase me

Cuz I'm a 24/7 freak-Daniac 
Bout to shit in yo mouth
How you feel about that?
Hey Hitler, I know you coming back
With Lance Armstrong's nut in a Jimmy hat
Put some respek on my name (Yung Patreon)
Riding bikes ain't a day job
And stop tryna pass me
I'll make you marry a fart cuz I'm gassy (woo!)

I'm like Steven Segall with the karate chop
Uuhhhhhhhh making motherfuckin bodies drop
Whatchu know about pegs though?
You need a ride, ho?
I'm a bi and poly nonbinary guy tho
Don't call me he, better call me they
Gender be astral I'm outer space
Never seen a fella pedal so fast
Ever since grandpa molested your retarded ass

My spokes chrome
My bars chrome
My rims chrome 
You know that we on
My pedals nice
I'm wearing ice
I'm throwin dice
Youfeelmeyouknowmtalkinboutimsayn?
BIKES!

Now everywhere I go people wanna know
How you ride a bike with yo jeans so tight, yo?
I tell em listen up Ill give you a tip
If you pull em up high that'll do the trick
Are you feeling this shit, gentlemen?
My asshole tighter than it ever been
Tryna fuck wit me man
Throatzilla the killa
I'm riding in hot while I'm poppin a wheela 
Next stop, brown talk
Gotta pull a bike over just to pop a squat

Make brown, feel it dripping down
Top dog piddypatter to the bathroom now
Drop them drawers, bout to get it on
Boom pow surprise it's a cherry bomb!

Hit em wit the blaster
Splat Splat Splat
He just painted the bowl and all that
Bert Chrysler so damn fat
Make a motherfuckin tire run flat. BIKES!

All I know is bikes
All I see is bikes
I be riding bikes 
I be stealing bikes



2 moms, 1 love,
Yung Patreon


Yung Patreon feat. DJ Dad Mouth - Bikes (Prod. by Blackxout)

Bert Is Fat

My Dad's Balls

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Eli's Freestyle:
It was just Matt’s birthday, now he’s twenty four
At one of our shows this weekend, a surprise was in store
The club got him a big cake, with candles aflame
Lucky for Matt, when it comes to blowing things, he’s in the Hall of Fame

Matt's Haiku:
Wow I was roasted
But here's a pic I caught of
E picking his nose
http://i.imgur.com/j3wLoOH.jpg

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The Killers - Mr. Brightside (Two Friends Remix)

Shout out to everybody doing their thing and stuff like that!

Fart XXX

Fart Sounds Only (Mommy Mix)

Just slipping along this meadow man
Just glassin out here erry day
(Just glass just glass just glass just glass) 
Ima put that moose right on his ass
Ain't you heard this is how I glass

Woooo! Holy cow
(Holy cow is right) 
Motherfucker say goodnight 
Pull back my string and set my sight
Send my arrow into flight 
I got a really bad bite
In 20 seconds imma lose my shit
You ever seen a moose go down that quick? Naw

Bout to marry my dad what you know about that boy? Woo!
Best dad boner I done ever had
I'm a self-trained pup tryna sniff my dad
Some smell of his piss
A scent of his ass
A few loads of cum cuz you know that I'm bad
Ain't got no tail put that plug in my ass
It's Just like the gays
When you marry yo dad

Got any cum in those balls?
Had a double pipe classic in my overalls 
F A R T
Diamonds in the crevice of your pussy 
Vegan vaginas
Do you know how much money my smile is?
I've got a really bad back got a really bad bite
You'll call me duct tape by the end of the night 

Now do yo dick hang lower than the balls? 
Yeah? Tell the truth now y'all 
I'm the water champ like a waterfall
Where the Perrier imma drink it all 
Now how you feel about this?
Before you hit the shower get a whiff of your pit
I like my hammocks swangin' low
Now you can shit in my mouth through the hammock hole

Just glass just glass just glass I got a moose

Yung Patreon - How I Glass (Prod. By Sheph Boi)

I'M TAKING A SHIT HOMIE By Ramsay McQueen (Your Mom's House Podcast)

Another track i made using clips from your moms house podcast.

Trains, Planes And Dad Boners

Here's a Gaping Dad techno tune about a massive whale penis.  Oh shit dog, what up?

Ultra Humongous Whale Penis

Foster the People - Sit Next to Me

Pay the Man

Pay the Man (Remix)

Now I know I’m not buggin
I feel that shit coming
On my drive home and my belly is bubblin 
And I gotta work on my turns
When I get in the house feel the shit slip out
Now I could really use a hug
Cuz you know I’m trying to bust a nut
Talking bout that eco sex
737 Los Angeles
Have you ever had your asshole numb-sucked?
Cuz Hillary Clinton just ate my butt
Now I know what you thinking but I didn’t dick her
Fuck what you heard I’m as ass licker
Look at the river look at the river 
Functional bras? I’m not a fan
I like to peep the nipples I’m a lace man

Me and my twin got identical dicks
I hop straight in the shower after I take a shit 
Then I rub then I rub then I rub then I rub
Oh em gee you guys are doing good

Machines within, machines within
F all the haters where the fuck you been?
Shits push the farts out
Moose soup, eat your heart out
Burnt's too fat to run a marathon
Log onto Drunkfatbert.com
Catch me at the hot yoga studio
With the brains blown out of my white Lambo

Yung Patreon - Identical Dicks (Prod. By Taylor King)

Fuck McDonald's
Took 2mil away
Rather eat at a steakhouse anyway
With the freshest moose and hand cut fries
Get fat like Bert call me supersized

Are you bathing? Are you staying clean?
Are you my girl do you really love me?
Unleash! I know you really want a kiss
But I fart in your face cuz ya smell like piss 
Chuck Barry! Don't confuse with
Cool Terry! 
When cool guy Terry put a plug in his ass
Double ended fuck sleeve got him cumming fast
Virginity is cool (come on come on)
Virginity is cool (he got it he got it)
Virginity is cool (what up what up)
Virginity is cool (he got it he got it)
My juice ain't sweet
The expiration date lied to me
Fuck you bitch whore call me back
Ain't no slut too busy for that

Got a whole lotta love
For the cool guy club

Stand back mommy coming at ya fast
Shit in your mouth spit it back in her ass
Redban! Grossest thing I ever heard
Eating booty poolside mouthful of turd oh yeah
He like it like that 
Remind you one time fuckin Bert is fat
Spent thirty thousand dollars on his tattoos
Eats pussy from the back and shops at whole foods
Weighs 30 bills but he looks 210
Amazon package on his porch again
Name's Hard Rock Nick got a twelve inch dick
You should try it out if you can handle it
(scat break)

Yung Patreon - Cool Guy Club (Prod. By Obe1)

Feather it in peace Fed Smoker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6ntQh7B_e4

Your Moms House Special

Mark Wahlburg

Tom and Bert laughing about Bert's Kool Aid consumption

Tom Laughing From 2 Bears 1 Cave Ep #36

i wrote a song for our friends at YMH to play whenever Nadav is looking for something online. hope you like it!
YMH #557

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That's Where It Spits

Tim Held is an electronic musician and film composer residing in the Pacific Northwest. Seattle’s The Stranger has said that his sound is defined by inventively jittery rhythms and kaleidoscopically bizarre textures. Hailed as “one of the few Seattle producers making IDM sound vital and inventive”, Dave Segal chronicled Held’s 2015 release, TypicalHaunts, as “one of the best electronic records to come out of [Seattle] in the last five years.”





Nawm Zayne?

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