The PROCRASTURBATION ENSEMBLE performs SMARTY BLOOPERS by GARY LLOYD NOLAND (March 22, 2021). Members of the ensemble are ORLAN DOY GLANDLY, LON GAYLORD DYLAN, DOLLY GRAY LANDON, DARNOLD OLLY YANG, ARNOLD DAY LONGLY, and the composer himself. To read more about GARY LLOYD NOLAND, please visit his website at: https://composergarynoland.godaddysites.com/

SMARTY BLOOPERS

The Moving Staircase

Get Me A Car (extract)

Helicopter Pilot (extract)

In The Turquoise Bar (extract)

American Couples (extract)

Amnesia (extract)

Found-sound experiment produced only using sounds recorded from Camden Market + Portia's vocals! Hope you enjoy.

Stopwatch (Found Sound Experiment)

Oh my, how good you've got an sneaking up on me.
Whisper sweet nothings, go ahead and plant the seeds.
I think you pick the moments when you know I'm weak.
Then sit back and watch me, watch me tearing at the seams. 
Things always end this badly when I let you in.

We can tell the, 
We can tell the greatest stories when you've taken over.
But now I'm working on a,
Working on a tale of my own.
You'll try harder,
You'll try harder coz you know that I am getting stronger
And when it's done I'm taking,
Done I'm taking back all control.

Yeah when it's done you won't be,
Done you won't be needed no more.

I'm sat here wasting, wasting time inside my head
Think of the life I could be taking on instead.
We back and forth like lovers when the night is dead.
But my paranoia's hiding underneath my bed.
And my paranoia's acting like it's still my friend.

We can tell the, 
We can tell the greatest stories when you've taken over.
But now I'm working on a,
Working on a tale of my own.
You'll try harder,
You'll try harder coz you know that I am getting stronger
And when it's done I'm taking,
Done I'm taking back all control.

And when it's done you won't be,
Done you won't be needed no more.
Yeah, when it's done you won't be,
Done you won't be needed no more (x2)

Sexy Glass

A slightly hypnotic electro-acoustic folkadelia guitar instrumental with alfresco tones and live pigeon accompaniment

Butterscotch Baby hiding up a Tree

A contemporary folk instrumental piece steeped in Scottish History and folklore. Strong in Celtic harp, pianos and flutes.

Caledonia Rose

Tim Perkins is a British multi-instrumentalist and composer of scored orchestral and psychedelic fusion studio recorded tracks. His main instrument is Viola but he also plays guitar and keyboards. His music has wide and diverse influences, though folk, traditional and roots music from around the world is a strong factor in Tim's sound.

Butterscotch Baby hiding up a Tree

Tim Perkins Composer