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The Price Is Wrong

shoutout to all my friends who dont pick up their phones and have this shitty default ringback tone 

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VERIZON RINGBACK TONE

There's something weird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE

Bustin

Dogg Simulator

okay i googled this one and didn't find it and seriously how has this not been done

Gettin Booty Wit It

time mngt

It's too much

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Did someone say Same BPM and Same Key

who remembers when these were the primetime youtube memes instead of the lorax

TRACKLIST:
Intensive Care Unit - Renard
Loud Nigra
Bangarang - Skrillex
MLG Hitmarker
Forever - Drake ft. Kanye West, Lil Wayne, Eminem
Uptown Funk - Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars (doh)
Joel's Grand Dad Reaction
Grand Dad itself
I'm the Nigga
 Hanamaru Pippi wa Yoiko Dake - AouP  (Osomatsu-san OP 1)
MLG Airhorn
Bonfire - Childish Gambino
Skull Trumpet (I dunno you probably can't hear it)
Gabe the Dog
This is Sparta (from the 300 film)
Crank That - Soulja Boy
Aoi Haru - angela (Seitokai Yakuindomo ED 1 also I found out that there's gonna be a movie this year as I'm typing this)
Haunted House (Castle Boss Mix) - 8-Bit Beast
Animals - Martin Garrix (lead only)
Takyon - Death Grips
pep-pep-pep-pepperoni pizza (Khonjin House, please watch it)
Ramen King - Pink Guy
Science Blaster - SpellingPhailer (Game theory intro)

bonus points if you guess where the thumbnail is from

Intensive Autism Unit

uploading this here because it got flagged on siiva...? for whatever reason. also the extended version of "the last megalovania joke of 2015" because some people wanted that.

super mario sandshine

Pretty old mashup from March that I held off on uploading because I was too lazy to do the thumbnail until now

Some Nights - FUN
All Star - Smash Mouth
Walkin' On The Sun - Smash Mouth

Some Mouths

Hey, Soul Sister but the melody is a series of randomly generated 12-tone rows

Like my fake ads? Try my HOUR AND A HALF of fake talk radio and ads, produced for the game Postal 4! Starring a big collection of talented voice actors! | https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/kdtf-radio-comedy-station-from-postal-4

remember when the pinhead CEO of pepsico said this stupid shit about doritos during an interview?

"(Women) don't like to crunch too loudly in public. And they don't lick their fingers generously and they don't like to pour the little broken pieces and the flavor into their mouth."

"We are looking at (Doritos for women) ... low-crunch, the full taste profile, not have so much of the flavor stick on the fingers, and how can you put it in a purse? Because women love to carry a snack in their purse."

[https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/06/business/lady-doritos-indra-nooyi.html]


well here is some speculative ad work i did for pepsico. now someone hire me for real VO work please. thanks, bye

twitter ver: https://twitter.com/captaincomedy/status/975832199097470977

music from youtube audio library: https://www.youtube.com/audiolibrary/music

silent partner - drop and roll
silent partner - marvin's dance
silent partner - sun spots
jingle punks - orange blanket
jingle punks - killing with kindness

Spec Ads: Doritos for Girls

here's a blooper reel to make up for lost time

thumbnail made by @sketchisalwaysbored

the worst meme

Spandau Ballet - True
Backstreet Boys - I Want It That Way

i cant help but hear this every time

reupload because original was bad

sauce:
Nickelback - Rockstar
Gorillaz - Humility

why does this work

I make soundclowns and other stupid stuff, usually with FL Studio.
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Dogg Simulator

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