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I find myself coming back to this song again and again. it really is an endless cycle, isn't it? is this all there is to life? an endless cycle of hope then bedrotting? I sleep 12+ hours a day but I can't help it. half of my life is going to be spent sleeping, the other half is just filling time. I can't get a job, I can't drive... I can't contribute anything, and I know that doesn't define my worth, but I feel like a parasite. is this all there is?

Don’t ask but I friend locks in when we play reload duos to this song

Song explains me after I die because I haven't slept for 7 days straight

A Choice of Catastrophes

Impress Your Creators - Tub Ring

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Everything Is Fine

A cover of a cover. Originally preformed by Kermit The Frog and Fozzy Bear. Covered by Alkaline Trio. Covered AGAIN by us...
Kyle Grandillo as: Kermit/Matt Skiba
Santino Palma as: Fozzy Bear/Dan Andriano 

Movin' Right Along (Alkaline Trio Cover)

Linger in the Rain

Lyrics:


There's a McDonald's in the Pentagon

I work at the McDonald's in the Pentagon

Yeah there's not a bunch of spots for lunch

but but it's a killer gig, back flipping up the big macs


Serve em in the Pentagon

The other vendors came and went, they're gone 

It did not go well for Taco Bell

And there was all that stress

at the old panda express so


Stick with us and youre set

Our cooking's standard, straight from corporate

It'll be like any other location

'cept no small talk about your occupation


Not allowed at the McDonald's in the Pentagon 

Reheating nuggets, we put plenty on

And our faces flush through every rush

The beeps get so discordant but your work is so important


Working at the Pentagon

Are you happy to be working at the Pentagon?

All the door dash drivers get confused

cuz users blew through the clues, didn't peruse the reviews

cuz like

You just dropped a check on McDonald's not checking which one that you Spent it on? 

Bitch you hit the Pentagon! 


[2 measures]


At the McDonalds in the Pentagon

There's quite lot of rules... cuz it's the Pentagon

They'll often request random drug tests

So all my buddies stick to cigarettes and liquor 


I don't like either, 

they make me wanna throw up

But since I would like a breather 

I buy packs of smokes and show up

I hate asking for spares, 

and otherwise why am I there? For air?

Ripe for firing just for slacking and admiring


humid afternoons

In Arlington, Virgina Junes

Hot pavement's stainless countertops

wiped clean when the orders finally stop


Break's over !

Across the way we face a chocolate shop

The Pentagon has a McDonald's and a chocolate shop

It was an allocation 

from the Bush administration 

I don't care for those jerks, but I sure care for the girl that works there!


She's at the register. 

My heart's mcfluttering...

but it never registers

and all The feds are muttering

But the meat thermometer

I only use it on hers

She's the only soul I would protect here from e. coli! 


Get another serving in! look in my eyes!

I really mean it when I say I hope you supersize

I fantasize fries expire into cyanide

I say they're fresh but I lied, 

convincing them I'm on their side

 

If you've reached the epic peak of every patriot's ambition

Come to my place of employment for the inverse of nutrition 

Only we know our mcflurry tactic's liberational 

With special clearance to know if that machine is operational..


ITS NOT



McDonalds in the Pentagon

Tally Hall - Ruler Of Everything lyrics
Juno was mad
He knew he'd been had
So he shot at the sun with a gun
Shot at the sun with a gun
Shot at his wily one
Only friend

In the gallows or the ghetto
In the town or the meadow
In the billows
Even over the sun
Every end of a time
Is another begun

CHORUS:
You understand
Mechanical hands
Are the ruler of everything (Ah)
Ruler of everything (Ah)
Yes, I'm the ruler of everything
In the end

Do you like how I dance?
I've got zirconium pants
Consequential enough
To slip you into a trance

Do you like how I walk?
Do you like how I talk?
Do you like how my face
Disintegrates into chalk?

I have a wonderful wife
I have a powerful job
She criticizes me for being egocentric (ha)

Your practice, your manners
Slam you into the wall
If this mirror were clearer
I'd be standing so tall

I saw you slobber over clovers
On the side of the hill
I was observing the birds,
Circle in for the kill

I've been you
I know you
Your facade is a scam
You know you're making me cry,
This is the way that I am

I've been living a lie,
A metamorphical scheme-
Detective undercover brotherhood
Objective obscene
Oh no,
No?
Oh, yeah

Do you hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber
With an oh my god I've got to get out of here or I'll have another
Word to sell
Another story to tell
Another time piece ringing the bell
Do you hear the clock stop when you reach the end
No
You know it must be neverending
Comprehend if you can
But if you try to pretend to understand
You resemble a fool
Although you're only a man
So give it up and
Smile

CHORUS
Without looking down
Gliding around
Like a bumbling dragon I fly
Scraping my face on the sky
Oh no
No?
oh Yeah.

Tally Hall - Ruler Of Everything

"She’s The Flame" by DJ JAVE ignites emotion with its blend of country soul and modern edge. The track captures the heat of a love that burns wild and unstoppable — a story of passion, danger, and devotion. With driving guitars, heartfelt vocals, and a cinematic build, “She’s The Flame” burns deep in the heart long after the last note fades.

She's The Flame

Talon Of The Hawk

Twin Size Mattress

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Water Fountain

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hey im ink here with dream and blueberry!
dream:hi...
blueberry:BLUEBERRY IS NOT MY NAME OH this is on hi guys we are the star sanses.
indeed we are..wait....wheres error..?
blueberry:um....BYE *runs to room and hides in closet*
uh i have to KICK BLUEBERRYS BUTT! so.....byeee

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