They're Gonna Send Us To Prison For Jerks

While bartending at a friend's bar Ed finds himself with an armful of a very drunk, and very handsome, blonde man and decides the best option to just let him sleep it off. And if the babbling drunk guy is adorable as fuck and tells him he has pretty eyes and princess hair, well, that's just the topper on the cake.

Stede wakes up in a strange house, in a strange bed, and a note that simply begins with "DON'T PANIC." Which is a hell of a thing to tell newly out and divorced Stede Bonnet, who immediately does just that.

I had the great idea to ‘method read’ this podfic, while drinking half a bottle of Kraken Rum (seemed appropriate) I accidentally had the mic turned up a little loud and had to do fair bit of editing on this one. But it’s sweet and hilarious and I love it! Enjoy!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/56915002/chapters/144721453


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Don’t Panic (Chapter One) by KalansPhantom

Rating: Explicit
Link to Original Text: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57783121
Summary: 
Crowley has his legs stretched out and crossed at the ankle, and his tunic falls only just above his knees, so there’s quite a bit of skin on display for Aziraphale’s enjoyment if he can manage to be surreptitious about it.

They’ve already had enough to drink to make reality feel just a little blurred at the edges. Still, he can see quite clearly the fuzzy hair on Crowley’s calves, the knobbliness of his toes, the dust on the soles of his feet.

Aziraphale sighs.

“That,” Crowley says, pointing at Aziraphale with an accusatory finger, “is exactly what I mean. You keep…sighing wistfully. What’s wrong?”

Or

Aziraphale and Crowley have one more night together on an island in the Aegean Sea. What might they choose to do with it? (Best not to speculate.)

Whatever We Deny Or Embrace

3 The Long Gap

An Expilcit Good Omens Podfic based on the fic of the same name by polycakes!
Summary: When Aziraphale and Crowley’s love life gets a little stale, they decide to spice things up with a sexy phone call. Turns out, communication isn’t their strong suit.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52581016

An Ode To Eclairs (Part 1 Of Polycakes)

6 The Long Gap

MCU podfic

The Long Road Begins at Home Chap 35

The Long Road Begins at Home Chap 33

Summary: John is still and relaxed, drifting close to sleep, when Sherlock figures out the thing he wants to say.
“I like bees,” he murmurs into the warm, musky silence between them.
John’s breathing changes as he contemplates the non sequitur.
“I never knew you gave bees a second thought,” he says softly.
Rated: Explicit
Music: Sunlit Waters by Oliver Ledbury

Ulysses

Summary: "All this time, all his efforts, and he’d had it all backwards; Sherlock is capable of sexual arousal (even with company), but it’s the clinical touch that stimulates him rather than the sexual one."
Rating: Explicit
Original Text: https://archiveofourown.org/works/261313
Music: Revolve by Paul Mottram

Physical

they're gonna send us to prison for jerks

Podfic of napricot's story. Sequel ficlets to "they're gonna send us to prison for jerks" - listen to that first!

we miss being ruffians

Chapter 01 - Rappin' with the Captain!

Chapter 02 - You Played Yourself, Steve

Chapter 03 - Get in the Car, Loser

With Sherrinford but a distant memory, Christmas season approaches and John Watson is not in the mood. His friend and flatmate Sherlock disappears for a week, leaving him behind again, and John doesn’t think that things can get any worse. However, with a little help from their friends, he might finally start seeing the reasons to enjoy this Christmas after all...

Combining all the feels, all the fluff, two clueless pining idiots who can’t communicate, a dash of parentlock, a sprinkling of lovesick angst (awww) and what do we get? A Christmassy one-shot to warm your heart - plus a bonus recipe for the perfect hot chocolate!

Written and narrated by: ohlooktheresabee 
(@ ohlooktheresabee on Tumblr, ohlooktheresabee on AO3)
You can read this work on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/27829336

Hot Chocolate (Narrated by Ohlooktheresabee)

Quietnight on AO3, Quietnighty on Tumblr.

they're gonna send us to prison for jerks

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