Love on the Highway

A love balled to Knight Rider.

[Verse 1]
Rolling down the coast at midnight,
Chrome and circuits shining in the dark.
He speaks to me with a silver voice,
Guiding me just like a star.

[Pre-Chorus]
No one else could ever know,
How deep this engine runs below.
Not just steel, not just code —
There’s a fire in his soul.

[Chorus]
Love on the highway, riding side by side,
Michael and KITT on a neon night drive.
Faster than danger, stronger than fear,
I found my heart in the voice I hear.

[Verse 2]
Every mission pulls me closer,
Every chase we’re more than man and machine.
Through the sirens and the laser lights,
He’s the answer to my dreams.

[Pre-Chorus]
Others chase the open road,
But I found love in microcode.
Not a driver, not a guide —
He’s the one here by my side.

[Chorus]
Love on the highway, riding side by side,
Michael and KITT on a neon night drive.
Faster than danger, stronger than fear,
I found my heart in the voice I hear.

[Bridge]
(sax solo over chords)
Ooooh, can’t deny this bond tonight…
He’s more than metal, more than light.

[Final Chorus]
(lifted key, big 80s style)
Love on the highway, chasing endless skies,
Michael and KITT, forever we’ll ride.
Past the horizon, nothing to hide,
I found my love in the glow of his eyes.

[Outro]
Rolling, rolling… love keeps driving on.
KITT and me, forever strong.

"Love on the Highway"

A song of an unexpected friendship in a haunted city.

Verse 1
Neon nights in New York City,
Proton packs are humming steady.
We’re chasing shadows down the avenue,
But I never thought I’d find a friend like you.

Green glow, a laugh in the chaos,
Ectoplasm dripping from the payphone glass.
I should be mad, but somehow I knew—
Sliming my suit was your way to say “hello.”

Chorus
We’re slimed, but true,
In this city of ghosts, I found you.
From the towers to the bay,
We’re bustin’ fear away—
Peter and Slimer, shining through.

Verse 2
Accidents of marshmallow madness,
Sticky skies, a sugary sadness.
But through the storm and the Stay-Puft fight,
You were laughing by my side all night.

People say ghosts can’t be trusted,
But my heart knows this bond we’ve constructed.
Every splatter just makes it clear—
The more you slime, the more I hold you near.

Chorus
We’re slimed, but true,
In this city of ghosts, I found you.
From the towers to the bay,
We’re bustin’ fear away—
Peter and Slimer, shining through.

Bridge (dreamy synth solo, electric sax optional 🎷)
Who you gonna call when the night gets cold?
I’ll be there with my proton soul.
You’re not a monster—you’re my friend,
Slimer, this love will never end.

Final Chorus (bigger, layered harmonies)
We’re slimed, but true,
In this city of ghosts, I found you.
From the towers to the bay,
We’re bustin’ fear away—
Peter and Slimer… shining through.

Slimed But True

Slimed but True

Based on real events..
Lyrics by Todd Jumper

Verse 1:

Neon lights hum as the dashboard glows,
FM radio static plays soft and low,
A sigh on her lips as our hunger grows.

She’s staring out the window, arms folded tight,
Says she’s starving, but she’s mad tonight.

I say, “Baby, it’s just a line, it’ll move soon,”
She sighs like the wind under a pale half-moon,

The speaker crackles, as we place our fate,
To the sound of sizzling patties and a ticking wait.

Chorus:

Cold cheeseburgers in the moonlight,
Dripping with the tears of another fight,

She says she’s lost her appetite —
But I still take that first bite.

It’s a hunger and a heartbreak drive,
Late-night lovers barely alive,
Stomach rumbling through her muffled cries,
She said she really wanted sushi .
not these cold ass fries!

And I guess I'm eating for two tonight...

Verse 2:

Paper bags and broken dreams,
The soda’s flat, or so it seems,
She’s scrolling through her phone in her silence deep,
While ketchup stains on my fresh white shirt are all I keep.

She says, “Forget it, I don’t even care,”
As the smell of onions fills the air,
I hand her one, but out the window she just stares,
And turns away into the night’s despair.

Chorus (repeat)

Maybe love’s just a long slow lane,
You think you’re close, but you wait in vain,
But baby I had a coupon in the app, 
but its just not the same.

Pickles and pain in the same old bag,
I unwrap the past, let the memories sag.

Cold cheeseburgers in the moonlight,
Still warm from the fire of a fading fight,

She’s gone quiet, out of sight,
And I’m left alone beneath that drive-thru light.

Yeah, it’s hunger and it’s heartache time,
My only comfort is the taste of rhyme,

As I eat for two tonight…

Ooooh… I guess I'm eating for two tonight…
Cold cheeseburgers in the moonlight…
Another day over with a drive-thru fight.

Cheeseburgers in the Moonlight

A song about dating an Arabian repairman.

Slimed but True

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