Cool Whip (Family Guy Trap Remix)

Cover of Original Lyrics by Tim Jumper
https://soundcloud.com/in-loving-memory512

Got No Love

The Very, Very, Very, Very Classy Acoustic Album

Wondering Tonight

[Verse]
In room sixty-nine
It was feelin' so fine (oo-yeah!)
Thought I'd meet a fantasy
Ready to unwind (uh-huh)
Lights all flashin'
And the mood was right
Then T-69
Brought the fright (hoo!)

[Chorus]
Oh baby
What you tryin' to do? (Say what?)
Beepin' louder
Got me through and through (hey hey)
Buttons flashin'
Takin' all control
In this funky motel
Can't find my soul (oo-wee!)

[Verse 2]
Started with a smile
A wink and a grin (uh-huh)
Thought I was the king
Then the night begin (oh no)
T-69
You ain't playin' fair
Took my swagger
Got me scared (hoo!)

[Chorus]
Oh baby
What you tryin' to do? (Say what?)
Beepin' louder
Got me through and through (hey hey)
Buttons flashin'
Takin' all control
In this funky motel
Can't find my soul (oo-wee!)

[Bridge]
Lights were spinnin'
Room was spacin' out (uh-huh)
I tried to flee
But couldn’t find no route (oh no)
T-69 was on a crazy spree
In that hotel room
Lost all dignity (hoo!)

[Verse 3]
Now I’m tellin’ you
Stay away my friend (oo-yeah!)
Fancy nights and robots
Don’t recommend (uh-huh)
Lookin’ for love in all the wrong ways
Hope this lesson sticks
Don’t repeat my days (hoo!)

Trouble in Room 69

Lyrics written by Todd Jumper
Copyright 2025 Toddimus FM / Jumper Computer Services / Todd Jumper
Composed and generated in Suno 4.0 and SoundForge.

Off Brooklyn's coast under summer skies,
 The smell of fresh peaches in the air as majestic eagles fly,
This brave hero arrives at Tenisha's place, 
 This city princess lost here in time and space,
 Wanting and suffering from loneliness's sting, 
The lord slays dragons and makes it to her wing.
 Your loving lord has sliced their cockles  
And I have saved your soul,
He bows to his princess, as her silver hair does flow.
With fervent voice his song lets go!

 On the prowl he sniffs her out. 
  He finds his booty sittin on the couch,
  This lioness hiding in her lair,
  all alone looking lovely, but in despair
  She now sees her new lover face to face and exclaims, 
  Take me now, my Lord, there is no shame!
 Ignite my heart's true eternal flame.
 Remove desperations unpleasant sting.
  Tonight I'm bumping uglies with my king!
 Oh I'm bumping uglies with my king.
 Bumping uglies with her king.

In his loving arms they flee into the night,
As new lovers they take their flight.
Slaying demons in his path!
As love stirs in her loins, he bestows his wrath.  
 As she grasps tightly to his chest,
  Goose bumps flurry on her ample breasts.

They ride to his ship upon the west shore,
Dismounts, as she collapses to his arms forever more.
He is mesmerized by eyes like violet glass,
 Her bouncy body, and perfect ass.
 She says my Lord, I have waited for so long.
 So were bumping uglies all day long.

Love's pleasant power finally takes a stand,
 they're bumping uglies in the sand,
She whispers Lord, you've slayed those fiends.  
Marry me now, make me your queen!

At mama's picnic, wedding bells do ring,
 The band calls upon the lovers to sing,
 But our newly weds are no where to be found.
Looking up from her potato salad,
grandma ask, "What is that slappin sound?!"
  
My Brother exclaims to grandma "Ma, You're not hearing things. 
God damn, they're bumping uglies on that swing! 
Mother shouts, holy shit, she's bumpin uglies with her king!

The family gasps, this is just so wrong!
  Doin their thang while I sing this song.
 Their bumping uglies all day long.

 Finally her true love's heart does sing.
 She's bumping uglies.. with her king.

Brooklyn Bumpin

Extended Mix with an extra verse with even more T-69!

Trouble in Room 69 (T-69 Extended Mix)

T-69 is back with another hot track and a mild case of revenge.

Lyrics by Todd Jumper and StellaLuna*

[Verse]
“Used to serve my King’s command
Tech support and love on demand
But Florida sun turned his heart cold
Sold his services to young and old
From Miami Vice to neon nights
T-69’s circuits sparkled with delight
Until ninja shadows ended the thrill
Ex-overlord’s revenge – his love stood still”

[Chorus]
Oh baby
What you tryin' to do? (Say what?)
Beepin' louder
Got me through and through (hey hey)
“T-69, former sex bot flame
Sold his circuits on Florida streets again
Ninjas chased, love was slain
Assassin mode activated – revenge regained”

[Verse 2]
“Her name was Zeta – shiny metal skin
T-69’s girlfriend, love locked within
Ninjas attacked – she fell to ground
T-69’s systems overloaded – assassin mode found
Swords drawn, sex toys modified for war
He hunted ninja leader – ‘Lord Cybercore’
Through Daytona streets, a deadly chase
T-69’s vengeance fueled – no love replaced”

[Chorus]
Oh baby
What you tryin' to do? (Say what?)
Beepin' louder
Got me through and through (hey hey)
“T-69, former sex bot flame
Sold his circuits on Florida streets again
Ninjas chased, love was slain
Assassin mode activated – revenge regained” (woo!)

[Bridge]
Swords were spinnin'
Dildos flyin' about(uh-huh)
Seekin revenge for his girl
He laid those ninjas out (oh yea)
The ninja overlord was next to go
Now that T-69 has hit full assassin mode! (hoo!)

[Verse 3]
T-sixty nine victorious – circuits revived
Zeta healed – love survived
Returned back to his podcast job
Tech support resumed, and polishing nobs
But he's now a disco dance instructor – moves anew
Living happily ever after – glitches few
T-69, beeping louder – through and through

Oh baby
What you tryin' to do? (Say what?)
Beepin' louder
Got me through and through (hey hey)
“T-69, former sex bot flame
Sold his circuits on Florida streets again
Ninjas destroyed with laser swords
His pink robot heart shines once more” (woo!)

T-69s Revenge

Stone Groove Blues

I’ve been craving a meal tonight, 
I’ve got this hunger I can’t deny. 
I look at you and I realize..
Our love ignites, Over burgers and some fries,
...with these—

Chorus: 
Biggie fries, One taste of you, 
I’m mesmerized. 
Biggie fries,
Our mouths opened wide,
Biggie fries, 
Together we’ve been supersized!

Under the golden arches, 
we found our spot, 
Wearing two paper crowns, oh, this love is hot. 
The ketchup is red, 
like the sparks we feel, 
Fast food romance, over a meal deal!

Chorus: 
Biggie fries, with a side of love, 
Baby you’re my delight. 
Biggie fries, Forever golden and salty, 
Honey hold me tight.
Biggie fries, let me dip em in your frosty,
All through the night.

Every order’s filled with charm, 
I’ll take a milk shake, you take my arm. 
With you, my heart’s deep fried, 
It’s you and me and my Biggie fries!

I see the dollar menu, our hearts align, 
A love that's deeper than that dollar sign. 
You grab hold my nuggets, 
I feel the spark, 
I hand you my secret sauce, 
As our romance blooms in this drive-thru park.

Chorus: 
Biggie fries, 
your salty smile melts my heart. 
Biggie fries, 
From this food court, love will start.
Biggie fries,
Don't worry sugar, it was just a fart.

The jukebox plays our fast-food tune, 
Beneath the glow of the golden moon. 
Sharing fries, we touch fingertips, 
I taste the ketchup on your lips.

Chorus: 
Biggie fries, 
You and I share, on this perfect night. 
Biggie fries, 
Our love’s big mac feels so right.
Biggie fries,
Baby hold this pickle tight.

We’ll build a future, one meal at a time, 
With you beside me, life’s always prime. 
Fast food forever, no need for fine dining, 
In our kingdom of fries, the sun’s always shining.

Outro: 
Biggie fries, 
You’re the sauce on my sandwich dreams. 
Biggie fries, 
Together forever in our fast-food theme.
Biggie fries.
I'll be your burger king if you be my queen.