Somewhere around noonish, I suppose. A perfect time for a duel!

Vs. The Wylde Ones

Salutations, heretic.
Here to display your pitiful savagery again, I presume?

KNEEL.

Oh?
What is it?

I see.
Well.
I'm no expert on the matter...
Let's see...
I know she may not seem like the type, but she likes cooking.
Maybe you should fix her something unique.

Haha...
Yes, well I'm sure she'd be willing to teach you.
Run along now friend, leave me to my work.

The Tinkerer

wasn't going to share this one so early but damn if i'm not proud of how it turned out

[???]'s inferno

this account isnt dead i just have artists block
give me a bit and ill cook up some more bangers trust

SCREAMS FROM THE CODE

(DISCLAIMER: yarmetech is not a real company that exists, this is for a creative project of mine. check out the rest of the tracks on this account if you're here btw)

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Anonymous3121 Asks:
did anyone else ever like get mega creeped out by the voice lines on those little toy cell phones that they made in like 2004 ish?? obviously there were the normal lines like hello and who is it and all that but there were a few messed up ones like "i told you not to call this number" and a disturbingly shaky and panicked woman asking "can anyone hear me?" they feel too deliberately unsettling to be some kind of production accident and there's no way they'd do a prank like that on a mass produced children's toy. what was up with that?

BaseBelonger Replied:
probably just something to do with overseas production and the non-english speaking workers making the toys not realizing what the audio files they're putting into them actually say

Anonymous3121 RE BaseBelonger:
it says on a plack on their wall that their products are manufactured within the local area.

BaseBelonger RE Anonymous3121:
and you'll take a multi million dollar company's word for it? lolololol

2003 yarmetech stinger

Ugh, gosh!
How many times do I have to freaking educate you normies?
"8-bit" isn't a style, it's a processing system used by early consoles due to-

(His rambling slowly trails off into an ambient drone as you stop paying attention to him.)

Nestor

Mon would offer you something to drink but…
Not much is left in zhe fridge after our little party yesterday!
A friend of mon managed to afford a house outside of zhis hellhole town.
In times such as zhis, most definitely a cause for celebration!


Monsieur

TL;DR
game is being HEAVILY condensed to avoid repetitive/formulaic adventures interjecting between the crucial parts of the story

yes that does mean every track posted here (well, besides 2 of them) will not be heard in-game maybe ever

whoops

-[ANNOUNCEMENT]- change of plans

Place is a little sad lookin', but it's home!
(Besides, I got a little spot hidden back in storage.)
(Meet me there tonight, yeah? I'll find somethin' on the boob tube.)

Nexus Inc.

Music previews (and probably eventually home of the full soundtrack) for F1nniganFlimblez' game concept, To Grander Dimensions