I suddenly felt compelled to record this. It's been overdone, and reposted far too often over the years, but people always asked me to do it, so I figured why the hell not.





***What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.***

Navy Seal copypasta

try to keep your calm, i think they are here in peace.

Friendly Comunication 1

name-your-price download at www.jatlas.bandcamp.com/album/fadest

See Lings Ft. Bläp Dëli

Flow Theory
Facebook.com/FlowTheoryRadio | Twitter.com/FlowTheoryMusic

Introducing the first full project from the insanely talented @nowun1. Smokey, sensual, late night sounds.

download.

Nowun - Vibe Out

A mix of some old tracks, some new tracks and some unreleased tracks.

Tipper Promo Mix 2011

ventla - technical support
from the 20th album "fansubbed last words"
http://www.mediafire.com/?v593tpmvacfzdfs

technical support

get down with it

skippinschool

This track is my first official track released on SoundCloud. Like and share if you like it !

Leaving You

A Hat For Two

First mixtape dedicated to Uglypitch Records (Montreal, Canada) with tracks by label artists and friends. 

Tracklist :

KVNB @kvnbeatmaker - 2 A.M
Extract from "Nuages" : https://uglypitch.bandcamp.com/album/n-u-a-g-e-s

Fléau @fleau-rawtrade-364778035 - Contact
Extract from "Slugs Carnival" : https://uglypitch.bandcamp.com/album/fl-au-slugs-carnival

Jbenlad & Sqreeb @skribebeatz - Incroyable
Extract from "Cartoon Ishh" : https://uglypitch.bandcamp.com/album/cartoon-ishh

Dj Woool - All Out
Extract from "Laced Gems" : https://uglypitch.bandcamp.com/album/laced-gems

MMX - Interlude SwingJazz
Extract from "Suck Tha Fresh" : https://uglypitch.bandcamp.com/album/suck-tha-fresh

Iam Lawn & The SOULution @thesoulutionbeats - Roots And Bees 
Extract from "Papillon" : https://uglypitch.bandcamp.com/album/papillon

Kool Mat @kool-mat - Spice
Extract from "The World Meets : Dooms" : https://uglypitch.bandcamp.com/album/the-world-meets-doom

Slik Jack @slik-jack - Colorless (Téhu Remix)
Extract from "Remix & Extra Goodies" : https://uglypitch.bandcamp.com/album/remixs-extra-goodies

Born Twice - Tromacoresss feat.Swamp Thing 
Extract from "Tromachill" : "https://uglypitch.bandcamp.com/album/tromachill

Omar Falcon & Sqreeb - Rythme et poésie
Extract from "Seul à Soul" : https://uglypitch.bandcamp.com/album/omar-falcon-seul-soul

Reptile Rampant - SleepWalk
Extract from "Return Of The Boogie Man" : https://uglypitch.bandcamp.com/album/return-of-the-boogie-man

Sqreeb - 3h28 feat Aspect.Mendoza @aspectmendoza
Extract from "Hétérosis" : https://uglypitch.bandcamp.com/album/h-t-rosis-sqreeb

Monaki @monaki-music - Liberté
Extract from "4000 Tape" : https://uglypitch.bandcamp.com/album/4000-tape

Sqreeb - Let The Horns Blow feat. Frank Nitt & Madhi
Extract from "Cross The Border" : https://uglypitch.bandcamp.com/album/cross-the-border

Sqreeb - Vienna Schönbrunn
Extract from "Europa Digs" : https://uglypitch.bandcamp.com/album/europa-digs

Sqreeb & Kool Mat - Outarde Gang
Extract from "La Chaumine Vol.2" : https://uglypitch.bandcamp.com/album/la-chaumine-vol-2

Dézuets d'Plingrés (Helmé & Téhu @dzdpgtehu) - Toupie
Unpublished 

KVNB - Gettin Up (Remix)
Extract from "The World meet : ATCQ" : https://uglypitch.bandcamp.com/album/the-world-meets-a-tribe-called-quest

Groo-V @groo-v - Blender 
Extract from "The World meet : ATCQ" : https://uglypitch.bandcamp.com/album/the-world-meets-a-tribe-called-quest

Cheak13 - Raedawn (Remix)
Extract from "The World Meets : Dooms" : https://uglypitch.bandcamp.com/album/the-world-meets-doom

GrandHuit @legrandhuit-1 - Nothin' like DOOM (Remix)
Extract from "The World Meets : Dooms" : https://uglypitch.bandcamp.com/album/the-world-meets-doom

Sqreeb - Razors feat. Mehdi Cee & Manzo @djmanzo (scratch)
Extract from "Cross The Border" : https://uglypitch.bandcamp.com/album/cross-the-border

Vic Monroe & The SOULution - Expresso Machines
Extract from "Soul Of Kaiju" : https://uglypitch.bandcamp.com/album/soul-of-kaiju

Téhu & Kool Mat - Bienvenue
Extract from "La Chaumine Vol.1" : https://uglypitch.bandcamp.com/album/la-chaumine

More about Uglypitch Records :
https://uglypitch.bandcamp.com/
https://uglypitch.wordpress.com/
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https://twitter.com/Uglypitch_music

Ugly Mixtape Vol.1

i was good at the piano.
but now i mostly focus on textures
instead of notes. 


A Hat For Two

TONDAL

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