"How To Gaslight Yourself" by tonywtf
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How To Gaslight Yourself

Bops Goin Brazy

“Great, Now I Gotta Throw Out The Phone " by tonywtf 
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[Hook 1]
HELLO?!
Is anybody home?
No!!
So please leave me alone!
Wait a minute,
You’re not someone I know,
Great!,
Now I gotta throw out the phone!!!

[Verse 1]
How do you know?!!
The planes in Mexico,
Fly in the sky say look out down below,
I met a man and he says vamonos!
And then we go inside a UFO!
And I was looking in the mirror for my tongue to disappear,
I was looking in the mirror for my tongue to disappear,
I was looking for the antichrist inside the atmosphere,
I was looking for that superhero ego no more fear.

[Hook 2]
HELLO?!
Is anybody home?
No!!
So please leave me alone!
Wait a minute,
You’re not someone I know,
Great!,
Now I gotta throw out the phone!!!

[Verse 2]
A diagnose but not to one’s surprise,
A cat looked right inside his eyes,
He sheds his skin but that is just a lie,
And he sleeps in the day and he comes alive at night,
And I was looking in the mirror for my tongue to disappear,
I was looking in the mirror for my tongue to disappear,
I I was looking for that superhero ego no more fear,
I was looking for my Jesus Christ inside the atmosphere.

[Hook 3]
HELLO?!
Is anybody home?
No!!
So please leave me alone!
Wait a minute,
You’re not someone I know,
Great!,
Now I gotta throw out the phone!!!

[Verse 3]
And right before the sun he sees with different sight,
He watches the shadows moving right before his eyes,
And he talks to the Djinn and everything’s alright,
But he swears that he's convinced he's seen the family poltergeist.

[Bridge]
I’m not a clown,
I’m just a holiday,
I’m not a clown,
I’m just a holiday,
And when I come around,
It’s like a holiday,
Don’t call me clown,
I’m just a holiday.

I was looking in the mirror for my tongue to disappear,
I was looking for the antichrist inside the atmosphere,
I was looking for that superhero ego no more fear.

[Hook 4]
HELLO?!
Is anybody home?
No!!
So please leave me alone!
Wait a minute,
You’re not someone I know,
Oh great,
Now I gotta throw out the phone!!!

Great, Now I Gotta Throw Out The Phone

“Pinko Effect" by tonywtf
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Who says these are hands?
I’ll let Andy decide.
I’m a black plastic bag with some candy inside.
This body's at your disposal for anything you decide,
For any piece of information that you put in my mind.
I think my leader is great,
'Cause he puts the food on my plate,
And to his every command,
Up in attention I stand.
To those who feel like complaining and those to which I reply,
Shame to all the non-believers and the ones who deny,
'Cause I'm a _____,
Who’s gone in a flash,
This life is kind of a blast! Till you decide that I’m trash.

Pinko Effect

"Mr. Shadowside" by tonwywtf
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[Verse 1]
Mr. Mr. Shadowside,
My ego and my pride,
What could possibly be on your mind for me tonight?
The existential angst to make you never go outside,
I just rode around the neighborhood a million mile drive,
Just to psych myself enough to have a needed look inside,
In between my fucking temples,
Took the devil for a ride.

[Verse 2]
Mr. Mr. Shadowside,
How do you feel tonight?
Your shoulders look a little tense,
Your back is really tight,
You should try to lay in bed,
With images all in your head,
A dark and twisted fantasy filled with fucking dread,
You really love to torture when you turn into an author,
Grab an audience for books to read,
Internally they’ll start to bleed,
They’ll try to scream and shout,
But nothing comes out of their mouths!
They’ll run around so aimlessly,
With nowhere to get out,
You should put that pistol down!
You really are…. 
(Don’t do it!)
You're really scaring me now! 
*BOOM* 
Fuck he’s dead..
No he’s not, 
He back… 

[Verse 3]
Mr. Mr. Shadowside,
How was committing suicide?
How do bullets feel when there’s a brain to sit inside?
You really are a narcissist! 
And I don’t want no part of it,
You sit upon a throne of lies and that is just the start of it,
You act up for attention,
Parade around the spirit realm with negative intentions,
The physical dimensions,
You hate to see the truth of things,
An author of your agony,
You gaslit to the point where I'm denying I'm in gravity.

[Verse 4]
Mr. Mr. Shadowside,
My ego and my pride,
What could possibly be on your mind for me tonight?
My sympathetic nervous system keeping me alive,
I just rode around the neighborhood a million mile drive,
I wander round the darkened streets for answers to my life,
When I look up at the stars, 
(No you wouldn’t get it, you wouldn’t get it)
Mr. Mr. Shadowside,
You really are a special guy,
If I were half of you I’d be a piece of apple pie,
I’d probably be a garbage bag full of hopes and dreams,
And a capsule like from Monsters Inc to bottle all the screams,
Nothing would come out my mouth,
That isn’t full of dread and doubt,
A riddle wrapped in mystery,
A contradiction playing out,
A puzzle in the shadows wearing a stupid fucking hat,
An asshole in an itchy sweater entering the chat.

Mr. Shadowside

“The Empathetic Urge To Attract a Narcissist" by tonywtf 
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(XLR Skit)
My god can somebody find that fucking XLR cable?!
Where the fuck...
Every time I go to record...

[Verse 1]
If I put you on a pedestal,
It’d be a festival,
Of all types of sympathetic nervous system chemicals,
First, I had to be the artist,
Then I learned the technical,
Sitting on that high horse won’t create a spectacle,
Now, would it make you skeptical?
To see the world as flexible?
With every answer in the universe become accessible?
Do you think your current mental state is acceptable?
And if you wrote a book about it, would your words be legible?
So what the fuck?

(XLR Skit Pt. 2)
I just fucking put it here, what the fuck!?
"Well, where'd you have it last time?"
I don't know, if I fucking knew where I had it last time, I would have it, wouldn't I... fuck!
God, I hate when people ask me that...

[Verse 2]
And if I gave you all my energy,
It'd turn into a century,
Unlearning every pattern and traumatic memory,
Once a week when in therapy,
The thoughts depressing me,
Is my fear of not achieving all what's in my destiny,
You make very little sense to me,
You want the best of me,
You walk in the door projecting your dramatic entry,
You’re overwhelming to the sensory,
You holler senselessly,
Then expect for everyone to turn around and treat you tenderly!
So what the fuck?

(XLR Skit Pt. 3)
It was right fucking here,
I put it under,
Oh great, now it's got duct tape on it,
Oh great...
phone rings
Who the FUCK is calling me?!
Hello!?
No, I didn't leave it at Guitar Center!

[Verse 3]
My brain says danger mode,
Feel like a stranger though,
In exchange for all the pain and suffering,
Strain and anger though,
I’m in psychosis just from seeing rain,
And hearing planes,
And oh.
Oh my god, I feel this tension building in my cranium,
All the therapists you need would fill entire stadiums,
You would make a grumpy bastard out of any Canadian.
You’re like a hateful Brady Bunch,
And Wayne Brady and...
This is the fucking time I'm saying Wayne Brady in a song and I don't know where I was going with that...



(XLR Skit Pt. 4)
No….
I left it...
OH fuck, I just found it...
Yeah, no no, it was under the fucking seat...
OH my fucking god, are you kidding me...

The Empathetic Urge to Attract a Narcissist

"Boomers Vs Zoomers" by tonywtf 
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"No, Carl,
There will be no cock and ball torture in my classroom…Squack!"

[Hook 1]
Ok, ok, ok, Boomer!
Ok, ok, ok, Boomer!
Ok, ok, ok, Boomer!
Ok, ok, ok, Boomer!

[Verse 1]
Born of the rams, I was like, huh?
At my parents' generation.
As I take a look around, Oh I can feel the separation.
Wanna thank you, mom and dad, for the real world preparation.
Those degrees and diplomas make for cute decorations.
If I’m one to speak on how I feel about reparations,
You just make sure that you get it from select corporations.
Ivy League-educated vandals,
Look at them wearing
Che Guevara on a shirt,
Then go back home to a mansion.
I’m like…

[Hook 2]
Ok, ok, ok, Boomer!
Ok, ok, ok, Boomer!
Ok, ok, ok, Boomer!
Ok, ok, ok, Boomer!

[Verse 2]
Isn't it odd?
How you never even had a fuckin' job?
You don't believe there is a god,
Somehow the rich you plan to rob.
You eat bullshit on a stick,
Eat a penis on the cob.
You use bloody tampons in your ears as fuckin' cotton swabs.
I’m like, uh,
Like damn,
Like a boomer say, "She foxy,"
But on college campuses, her and her friends are fuckin' Nazis!
You can show them concentration camps,
And stacks and stacks of bodies!
But it ain’t gonna do shit to how they view their ideology!!
Parents who complain about how their kids came home a commie,
What the fuck did you expect once you send 'em to that college?
Uh uh, now to acknowledge,
If you’re adding to the problem,
And if you think that I’m a snowflake,
You're the one that chose to coddle!
I’m like…

[Hook 3]
Ok, ok, ok, Boomer!
Ok, ok, ok, Boomer!
Ok, ok, ok, Boomer!
Ok, ok, ok, Boomer!

[Verse 3] 
Cardi, Candace, Tomi Lahren,
AOC, that man Bernie,
Kanye West, and Donald Trump,
Should link up and we all just fuck.
That fabric on the dress you're wearing,
Tyrant eyes who keep on staring,
Violent try to show you care,
Under a flag flown in the air.
New badge on a jacket,
New age punks becoming fascists,
Be the same ones who cash in,
Hope for economic crashes.
And if you think you’ll tax the rich,
Don't you think they got some stashes?
But hey, don't choke on phlegm,
Choke on my arm instead.
Same ones who born and bred,
Want their army get dead.
Point goes
Over your head.
Do more harm than you spread,
Under a flag that’s red,
Blue, and…
White stars to tread.
Find my…
USA dick all on my Twitter thread where I’m like,

[Hook 4]
Ok, ok, ok, Boomer!
Ok, ok, ok, Boomer!
Ok, ok, ok, Boomer!
Ok, ok, ok, Boomer!

[Outro}
Boomers say, "I hate my wife,"
Millennials say, "I hate my life."
Boomers say, "I hate my wife,"
Millennials say, "I hate my life."
Boomers say, "I hate my wife,"
Millennials say, "I hate my life."
Zoomers say…
"No, Carl,
There will be no cock and ball torture in my classroom…Squack!"

Boomers vs Zoomers

“Bitch!" by tonywtf 
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[Intro]
Fuckin’ cock suckin’ mic, 
Oh my fucking god man, 
Shit fallin’ everywhere in the goddamn studio..

[Verse 1]
Hi, bitch, thanks for stopping by, bitch.
Glad you're out my life, bitch.
Didn't get a chance to properly tell you goodbye, bitch,
So I wrote this rhyme, bitch.
I really took some time, bitch,
Thinking hard about the words I use and every line, bitch.
Why you act surprised, bitch?
You got something to hide, bitch?
Why you act so fucking serious like someone died, bitch?
When you speak, you sound delirious,
Your brain is fried, bitch.
I see through all the mysterious and blatant lies, bitch.
I know just your type, bitch,
You a sneaky, sly bitch,
Talking shit with all your friends; but you really a shy bitch.
Pretty face, pretty waist, pretty legs and thighs, bitch,
But you really are the devil in just some disguise, bitch.
You're so evil that you change the color of the sky, bitch,
With that piercing fucking look can make an onion cry, bitch.
I'm not the type to let that type of shit just slide, bitch,
Going through my phone; are you some fucking spy, bitch?

[Grandma’s Kisses 1]
SpongeBob, ya mother's a nice woman,
But ya grandma's a whore,
And she sucked my weiner until I saw her teeth in my butthole.
How many teeth in your butt?
CHRISTOPHER WALKEN!
I love his movies

[Verse 2]
Who do you take me for, bitch?
Must have mistaken me, bitch.
I was reluctant to write this, but now you're making me, bitch!
You have a smile to make a Christian turn atheist, bitch,
And when you speak, it's like squeaking a rusty gate open, bitch.
Your personality is close to a man named Adolf, you bitch,
The chance to say something bitter, you just can't wait on it, bitch.
If misery was a table, you'd put your plate on it, bitch,
So narcissistic, if able, you'd probably date yourself, bitch.

[Grandma’s Kisses 2]
SpongeBob, ya mother's a nice woman,
But ya grandma's a whore,
And she sucked my weena until I saw her teeth in my butthole.
How many teeth in your butt?
CHRISTOPHER WALKEN!
I love his movies,

[Verse 3]
'Cause I got more to say to you, bitch,
I wasn’t playing, you bitch,
Really, the most poetic ways; you’re just like Satan, you bitch.
And since the last verse, I got myself a better microphone, bitch,
So every word can sound like it's out of the Bible, you bitch.
'Cause you’re as flaky like a piece of fucking styrofoam, bitch,
I learned to sing because you make me hit the note, bitch!
Look in your eyes, though, you bitch,
Collecting data, you bitch,
For any sorry fucking simp you’re next to hate on, bitch.
And there should be commercials warning people of your case, lil bitch,
Turn on the TV and BAM, we see your face on it, bitch!

[Grandma’s Kisses 3]
Isn’t this great?
My want is as hard as a prosthetic leg! 
SpongeBob, ya mothers a nice woman,
But ya grandma's a whore,
And she sucked my weena until I saw her teeth in my butthole.
How many teeth in your butt?
CHRISTOPHER WALKEN!

The Empathetic Urge to Attract a Narcissist

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