DING DONG – Der Soundtrack zum Weihnachtswahnsinn! 🔔💰

Vergiss „Stille Nacht“. Hier kommt der X-Mas Rave für alle, 
die lieber Bass statt Blockflöte hören. „DING DONG“ ist eine satirische Abrechnung mit dem Konsumrausch, 
verpackt in ein fettes Gewand aus 1920er Swing-Brass und einer hypnotischen Tech-House-Bassline. 
Key Features:  Vintage Swing Samples Meets Modern Minimal Beats  
Massive Tubular Bell Sound Effects 

Bist du noch brav oder kaufst du schon? 

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DING DONG

Kling, Glöckchen... Klingelingeling... Ding. Dong.

Der Weihnachtsmann trägt Prada heute. Wir sind doch alles feine Leute. Die Tanne aus Plastik, das Lächeln aus Gold. Haben wir das wirklich so gewollt? Egal, egal, das Sektglas klingt. Solange die Kasse ihr Liedchen singt.

Ein bisschen Glitzer hier. Ein bisschen Panik dort. Weihnachten ist ein schöner Sport. DING! DONG!

Kauf dich glücklich. Alles wichtig. Kauf dich glücklich. Alles richtig. Wir drehen uns im Kreis herum. Ein bisschen schlau, ein bisschen dumm. DING! DONG! DING! DONG!

Kauf. Kauf. Kauf. Kauf. Warst du brav? Warst du brav? Nein.

Die Gans ist fett, der Braten spritzt. Jeder, der am Tische sitzt, Hat wunderschöne Dinge an. Danke lieber Weihnachtsmann. Wir schenken uns, wir schenken hin. Wo ist denn nur der Wahnsinn drin? Ach was soll's, schenk noch mal ein. Es muss nicht immer Liebe sein.

Ein bisschen Glitzer hier. Ein bisschen Panik dort. Wir spülen die Gefühle fort. DING! DONG!

Kauf dich glücklich. Alles wichtig. Kauf dich glücklich. Alles richtig. Vergiss den Frust, vergiss den Rest. Wir feiern uns das schönste Fest. DING! DONG! DING! DONG!

Ding Dong. Ding Dong. Wer hat noch nicht? Ding Dong. Ding Dong. Wer will noch was? Ding Dong. Ding Dong. Rabatt. Rabatt. Ding Dong. Ding Dong. Wir sind so satt.

Warst du brav? Warst du brav? Warst du brav? KAUFEN!

Kling, Glöckchen, klingelingeling! Die Kasse macht KA-CHING-KA-CHING! Kling, Glöckchen, klingelingeling! Es ist nur ein Ding, Ding, Ding!

Ding. Dong.

Benötigst du für diesen Text auch eine englische Übersetzung oder soll ich noch etwas an der Struktur ändern?

DING DONG

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The female voice has a pitch between approximately 170 and 230 Hz (Hz is the unit of measurement for frequency), while the MALE voice ranges from approximately 90 to 140 Hz. Gay people are only aroused by male voices, lesbians only by female voices, and bisexuals are aroused by both. Just change the frequency and play around to make a music sextion.

The origins of music are complex and intertwined with human biological and social functions, including REPRODUCTION and COURTSHIP. It is hypothesized that music may have originated from the IMITATION of natural sounds or the RHYTHMS of REPETITIVE activities such AS work or the movements of SEXUAL ACTS. Music also plays a role in social behavior, courtship, and communication, and can influence mood and emotions, creating a favorable atmosphere for intimacy. MUSIC HAS NO SEX, SEX HAS MUSIC.
https://soundcloud.com/martemusic-1/la-musica-no-tiene-sexoel-sexo-tiene-musica-original-circuit-mp3

Talking about SEXUAL ORIENTATION (gay, bisexual, or heterosexual) is not like talking about sexual CURIOSITY (bicuriosity, heterocuriosity, homocuriosity ... ). 
Music varies depending on one's ATTRACTIONS. Gay men only like male voices, bisexuals only like mixed voices, and heterosexuals only like female voices: it's not a matter of general pleasure in music, but of pleasure in music with sexual rhythms.
A gay man may like songs sung by women, but not for sexual reasons! It's music that evokes other types of emotions and feelings.

Sexual orientation is a recurring behavior; curiosity isn't recurring, it's rare! This means that in a relationship—a couple, a triplet, or a group—if sex is crucial, the group doesn't work. A gay person who values sex in relationships can't be with a heterocurious person. Bicuriosity isn't about being bisexual, but about having a sexual orientation and rare curiosities: the word bicuriosity HIDES a person's orientation, while saying heterocurious means that a heterosexual man would rarely (2 or 3 times a year) date a man. In a relationship where sex is important, it doesn't hold up. Being HOMOSEXUAL, BISEXUAL, OR HETEROSEXUAL is important; they're not just labels. They're just labels if you're only interested in casual sex. Saying they're just labels isn't being thoughtful and profound, but the exact opposite. For those who want to build relationships where sex is important and frequent, it's important to know whether the other person is gay or straight. Yes, it's important for lasting and profound relationships; they're just labels for a frivolous world that only has disposable relationships. Superficial people, don't claim to be profound with thoughtless slogans like "they're just labels," which are for the superficial.

🧡🧡🧡 Orange is a stimulating color, associated with energy and it is able to convey optimism, joy and complicity but also vitality and strength.
Orange is so gay: the word "gay" originally meant lively and cheerful. 

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