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AUTOPSY REPORT

DECEDENT: Drum Shotgun & MK-7 Assault Rifle
CAUSE OF DEATH: Fracture

In the tournament match between Chester B. Lampester and the Drum/MK-7, the firearms in question appeared to engage in combat with the lamp, although it is unclear what caused the quarrel to escalate in a violent manner. The lamp appeared to try to come to some sort of ceasefire partly through, to which the firearms refused to listen, resulting in one final onslaught of attacks from Chester. It is unknown how Chester exited the scene, as the explosion resulting from the battle permanently damaged the cameras on the scene. Similarly, the firearms have been reduced to debris beyond any feasible repair.

FINAL RULING:
The Drum Shotgun and MK-7 Assault Rifle have been cleared of all suspicion, and must have been innocent of any form of manslaughter.

Songs used:
1) Call me it. - t+pazolite (Speedcore)
2) Say So - Doja Cat, Nicki Minaj (Fortnite [Emote])
3) 24K Magic - Bruno Mars (Fortnite Collaborators)
4) This is Gospel - Panic! At The Disco (Fortnite Collaborators [Radio])
5) New Invention - IDKHOW (Fortnite [Radio])
6) Stressed Out - twenty one pilots (Fortnite Collaborators [Radio])

[ 3RD PROVEN INNOCENT: DRUM SHOTGUN & MK-7 AR ]

AUTOPSY REPORT

DECEDENT: N/A
CAUSE OF D̶E̶A̶T̶H̶ PUNISHMENT: Rule Breaking

In the tournament match between "Rose n' Rag" and Chester B. Lampester, the Lamp had challenged his two opponents to a battle to determine who could move on to the next match. Despite initial confusion, it became increasingly clear that only one team could move on from the match, and casualties had to occur. After a short interruption from 丂꒟闩丁丁乇尺乇问, the battle went on and on, and..
(Ahem)
Yeah, let's just cut to the chase here. Hey! I'm not usually the one writing these "autopsy reports" or whatever they're choosing to call them; Believe me, you would *know* if I had been writing them. Buuuut.. Well, let's just say this little guy's plan didn't exactly go as smoothly as he had hoped. After being properly defeated by both Rose and Rag, the two were hesitant to actually finish him off.. How thoughtful, right? They thought they could, well.. Try forming a truce, in a way. Despite his initial reaction, he slowly came to realize that maybe.. killing wasn't the way to go here? 
Puhuhuhu.. Big mistake, buddy. There aren't many rules on this island; I'm happy to just let everyone go ham, really, but.. "Fusions, Parasitic Transfers, or any other form of teaming up between contestants is strictly prohibited." Hear that? Looks like somebody's broken the rules..! Ah, I'm sure you all are just DYING to hear what happened. Luckily for you, I've got it all recorded in this handy little Google Doc below. Happy reading...!

Yours truly,
Alphakuma.

FINAL RULING:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1e52NoP8q3vxednheQFFdSOm-_vu_5xCFWUv_nEBKZJA/edit?usp=sharing

Songs used:
1) Flare - Homestuck Vol.8 (Homestuck)
2) Lights Off - Ace of Hearts (Weapons of Light / Darkness, Homestuck Associations [Midnight Crew, Hearts Boxcars]) (Puhuhuhu...)
3) The Man - Aloe Blacc (Indications of the Male gender [Man])
4) Soldier, Poet, King - The Oh Hellos (Indications of the Male gender [King])

[ 7̶T̶H̶ ̶P̶R̶O̶V̶E̶N̶ ̶I̶N̶N̶O̶C̶E̶N̶T̶:̶ ̶C̶H̶E̶S̶T̶E̶R̶ ̶B̶.̶ ̶L̶A̶M̶P̶E̶S̶T̶E̶R̶ ]

AUTOPSY REPORT

DECEDENT: "The Victorian Child" (Birth Name Unknown)
CAUSE OF DEATH: Severely Ruptured Cranium.

After the impact, all three contestants were thrown back onto the island, the newly formed crater forming a direct path into the catacombs. ZALGAR completely disappeared from the scene, leaving "SpamtENA" and "The Victorian Child" to try to comprehend the series of events that had just transpired before them. ENA immediately began puking a static substance onto the ground, creating a number of strange and abstract objects, as Spamton began laughing and trying to sell the "Victorian Child" life insurance. The combination of the wreckage of the overwhelming events that had just transpired, the nightmare-like visions the child continued to endure with no end in sight.. And "SpamtENA" doing nothing to easy any of their stress..

The “Victorian Child” immediately started yelling, almost as if overtaken by someone completely different, a burst of energy throwing both opponents backwards onto the rubble of the island and launching the child into the air. The child started to sob uncontrollably, continuing to attack the digital opponents with bursts of pure energy. The impact of the energy blasts caused ENA’s limbs to detach and reattach continuously, as she continued expelling static substance, while Spamton yelled for help, calling out for a “Mike.” The child's powers becoming stronger and enveloping them completely, it began to burn at their own skin. Their eyes glew brighter and brighter as they flew forwards, grabbing their two foes and summoning countless shapeless arms made of energy, attempting to rip them apart, and throw them to the ground, and otherwise.. end their lives in the most torturous way they knew how.
As it grabbed them both by the neck, their own body bursting at the seams, and “SpamtENA CD” at their most injured.. The light of its eyes glew brighter and brighter, and they lost all control and dropped them both to the ground, the two quickly scampering away..

Dropping down onto the rubble, “The Victorian Child's" energy completely disappeared, and they began crawling towards both members of "SpamtENA CD," who fearfully backed away from the child. As they looked up from the ground, meeting their eyes, their suffering escalated towards one final shriek, and..

The violent burst of the "Victorian Child's" head coated the entire vicinity in blood, electricity surging through the maroon liquid and.. Nothing but steam escaping the neck where “The Victorian Child’s” head had once been. Its arms completely burnt off, and a massive hole in its chest still burning bright.. The corpse lifelessly fell onto the ground, completely still.

FINAL RULING:
The Victorian Child has been cleared of all suspicion, and must have been innocent of any form of manslaughter.

Songs used:
1) inertia status - Sewerslvt (Music to kill a Victorian Child)
2) Never Meant To Know - Tally Hall (Forbidden Knowledge)
3) Work Work - clipping. (Music/Things that would kill a Victorian Child [Industrial Genre, The Lack of Child Labor Laws in the Victorian Era])
4) GASLIGHT! - Maggie Linderman, Siiickbrain (Music to kill a Victorian Child)
5) Never Be Alone - Shadrow (Things that would kill a Victorian Child [The Grimace Shake, 21st Century Humour])
6) Stressed Out - twenty one pilots (Time)
7) L33CH - 8485, JOHNASCUS (Music/Things that would kill a Victorian Child [Victorian-Era Medical Practices])

[ 8TH PROVEN INNOCENT: THE VICTORIAN CHILD ]

{ Footage captured after the impact of the S.K.E.L.D on the island, Rose and Rag making their way towards the crater, looking for other survivors. }
RAG: uhhh yeah alright. seems safe enough out there, just more wasteland
ROSE: Right, uhh.. Has it always been THAT cloudy?
{ Suddenly, the sky begins to crack open like glass, and a massive wormhole spawns from the clouds, and a massive creature flies out, followed by another figure clouded in purple mist. From the opposing cracked portal, a mechanical figure pops out }
RAG: fuuuuuuck. i guess it wasn't safe enough after all, my bad
ROSE: Goddamn it.
CAITLIN: ｑｕｉｔ ｒｕｎｎｉｎｇ ｆｒｏｍ ｕｓ．
FENNEL: ωє.. ωє'νє ¢αυѕє∂ тσσ мυ¢н ∂єѕтяυ¢тιση. νι¢тσяу ιѕ тнє σηℓу ωαу ωє ¢αη єη∂ тнιѕ ¢у¢ℓє..
UNBALANCED:  一═デ︻ 𝕀 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕙𝕦𝕟𝕥 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦 ~ ... ~ 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕖𝕟𝕕 𝕚𝕤 𝕚𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥. ︻デ═一
RAG: fuck it. we ball
{ Rag wields the katana, jumping up to slice PROJECT: UNBALANCED in half.. }
{ ..Only to immediately be shot out of the sky with a Heavy Sniper shot. }
ROSE:
ROSE: Well,
{ As Caitlin calls down a thunderstorm against UNBALANCED, Rose is immediately struck by a bolt of lightning }

𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐋

...

RAG: >i wake up
RAG: >????
RAG: whats up with the thunderstorm in the distance
ROSE: ..Hell if I know. Let's not find out.

~

[Player 14 - Rose n' Rag]
>Madeon, Neil Cicierega, +Tek, and their Projects / Collaborators
(No Fear No More // Dinosaurchestra // Disco Necropolis)
(Porter Robinson // Needlejuice Records // Skeleton Boomerang)
>Synthpop and Electropop, or Keygen and Chiptune
(Take On Me // Sweet Dreams // Ancient Dreams in a Modern Land)
(Unreal Superhero 3 // Interstellar Retribution // Rainbow Tylenol)
>Water and Mistakes / Bad Decisions
(Ocean’s End // Calamari Inkantation // Vs. SAYU)
(Lemon to a Knife Fight // Oops! I Did It Again // New Mistake)
>Characters associated with Rose Shrimp or ragnamality, and Media with ARGs or RAGs
(Rock Lobster // Ruler of Everything // Cabinet Man)
(Doopliss // Crabulon // W.D Gaster)
(The Prince // Poppy // Dad Feels)

{PROJECT 5: UNBALANCED}
>Fortnite & its Collaborators
>Drum n’ Bass, Jungle, and Speedcore
>Guns and Weapons
>Fights, Arguments, and War
>Battle Royales and Multiverse / Crossover Media
{CAPABILITIES MAY EXTEND BEYOND}

{PROJECT 12: ULTRA.EVO}
>Pokemon and Pokemon Species / Types
>Monsters, Creatures, and Creature Collection
>Sleep, Dreams, and Powers of the Mind
>Evolution, Fusions, and Sciences
>Alternate Universes and Dimensions
{CAPABILITIES MAY EXTEND BEYOND}

~

Songs used:
https://pastebin.com/RpY1Wc3T

[G̶R̶#̵N̴D̴ ̴F̴#̷#̵#̷L̵S̵:̵ ̴0̶5̷1̷2̶] Area Zero Point

[ WINNER FROM THE NEUTRALS POLL. ]
[ SUBMITTED BY @.thejacketperson ] [ REWORKED BY ME. ]

EMINENCE: Televoid!
> Brutalmoose, his associates and Internet Reviewers
[ Logging On, Playing By The Rules, Nothing But Love ]
> Art Pop/Neo-Psychedelia and Dark Cabaret
[ Miracle Musical, Tame Impala, MGMT ]
[ Will Wood, Jhariah, Panic! At The Disco ]
> Television/broadcasting concepts and VHS/analog aesthetics
[ Video Killed The Radio Star, The News, EverymanHYBRID ]
> Loops/cycles/repetition and memories/forgetting
[ StopRewind, START AGAIN, Still Remembering ]
> The void/dark/lack of something and the feeling of being trapped
[ Into The Void, REAL SUPER DARK, Labyrinth ]

SOURCES:
> Jhariah - DEBT COLLECTOR [ Dark Cabaret, Cycles: Debt ]
> TaleTwelve - Howdy, Stranger! [ Analog Aesthetics: TribeTwelve, The Void ]
> Sleep Token - Aqua Regia [ Art Pop ]
> Sleeping With Sirens - Do It Now Remember It Later [ Memories ]
[ S | V ] > iDKHOW - FIND ME
[ A ] > Twenty One Pilots - Overcompensate [ Metanarratives ]
> Mother Mother - Hayloft [ Brutalmoose: Televoid Artists ]
> Red Vox - Settle For Less [ Associates: Vinesauce, Neo-Psychedelia ]
> Nickelback - Photograph [ Memories ]
> Set It Off - I'll Sleep When I'm Dead [ Dark Cabaret, TV Concepts, Cycles, Lack Of: Sleep ]
> Kikuo - Hole-Dwelling [ Art Pop, Dark Cabaret, Being Trapped, The Void ]
> The Brobecks - If You Like It Or Not [ Dark Cabaret ]
> Glass Animals - Pork Soda [ Neo-Psychedelia ]

[ you notice a special bright in him. ]
[ "-- -- ------ ------- ------?" ] [ you ask yourself. ]
[ but, whether it is or not is not a matter of importance. ]
[ after all, no one would ever answer you. ]
[ it's just you, the room and the ----- -- ---- ------- ]

-- PRESENTING: THE #########! --

What Makes A Good Show! - Televoid!

[[LUCA]] - NOLI
DIGITAL DESCENDANT - Former Gardens []
Manel Navola - Lobby []
faykaris - City of Heads []
nicopatty w/ deet - stepback []
femtanyl ft. takihasdied - MURDER EVERY 1 U KNOW! []
Green Day - Boulevard Of Broken Dreams []
Deftones - Tempest []
xxtarlit - Fleeting Frozen Heart []

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