Rap Battles

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All Freshy Kanal Rap Battles

Aaron’s Youtube rap battle playlist

Every Freshy Kanal Rap Battle/Cypher on Spotify

Certified Lover Boy

Knife Talk (feat. 21 Savage & Project Pat)

Paul Bunyan Vs. Johnny Appleseed- Freshy Kanal

birthday surprise :eyes:
Fightmarker as Annoying Orange
SuperDuper24 as OJ Simpson
Written by Fightmarker, and DaneBoe
Beat by Dan Skinner
Mixed by Fightmarker, and also DaneBoe
Video 👀

Rap Battle! 
OJ Simpson!

OJ: 
Yeah I’d just like this orange here…and maybe those gloves back there too

Cashier:
Okay, would you like a rap with that sir?

OJ:
A bag? Sure.

Cashier:
No, a rap. 

OJ:
What

Cashier:
Like a rap battle.

OJ:
What’s up?

Cashier:
okay…you’re gonna rap battle this orange

OJ:
Uh wh-okay

Annoying Orange:
Hey OJ, Hey! Rapping isn’t very fitting
the only bars you should know are the ones inside a prison 
Fuck this blood and gore guy, he doesn’t have fortnite
Remind you of evidence when my rhymes cut like your KNIFE
Hahahahaha get it? Because he killed his wife
Like somebody switch the channel from NFL to CSI
Damn bro, the only time an OJ joke kills
How ironic, a killer in the Buffalo Bills



OJ
I’m Orenthal James Simpson, and those allegations are a hoax 
They only call me the Juice cause you know I got the flow!
I applaud Mr. Orange’s team but they all better rush out
Cause since 2010 Daneboe has never scored touchdowns
Hall of Famer, Movie Star, Athlete and nothing else
Late Night Show appearances, and the best in the NFL
My fame knocks down any man, compared to me you’re just a snack
Cause I’ll be forever be known as The Bills’ greatest running back

Annoying Orange
Running back? Maybe running back to your mansion 
After eating McDonalds and giving your wife some McStabbings
This is me vs your knife like an ERBoKitchenry
Check out his new book: If I did kill the beat
Kids left when you made your wife coated crimson
You’re the worst Family Guy since Homer Simpson
OJ Simpson, nice fucking verse
Can you do this “Do what?” Not be a fucking murderer
you’re dumb if you didn’t or you’re not a good liar
Your thought process when writing was slower than your hostage’s tires
and you wanna know why I didn’t mention anything else you did
Because before that trial in ‘95 did you really even do shit? 

OJ
I don’t know what you’re talking about, hold on I gotta take this
Hello? “I know you did it” oh fuck goddammit shit
You’re so fucking annoying, can you mind your own business 
You know what, fuck you, yes Orange I did it
And what are you gonna do about it you’re a fucking fruit dude 
I could kill you right now and you still wouldn’t get clicks on Youtube
You had a viral vid, raising to the top, you were soarin’ 
Then everyone moved on to the next trend but that’s just Clockwork Orange
sitting on the ranks of Fred, one tweet and I’m back in the public eyes
It’s like you said KNIFE to your whole damn channel and watched it all fucking die
in just 2 minutes I confessed to everything son 
So yeah the runningback is running over your reruns


Annoying Orange 
Hey OJ, Hey OJ, Guess What?!

OJ:
What 

Annoying Orange:
FBI!

*FBI Storm the supermarket and arrest OJ Simpson on the spot as he screams in agony*

Annoying Orange vs OJ Simpson. rap battle. by fightmarker.

Freshy Kanal: Queen of Hearts vs Wicked Witch of the West ft. Michaela Laws & Cami-Cat

No Flockin'

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
McGwire as Huggy Wuggy
Freshy Kanal as The Rolling Giant
GamingPlush64 as Mall Staff

Huggy Wuggy:
Does somebody want a hug?
Don't come looking for a flower inside Playtime's domain,
Or I will, POP a giant like the Macy's Parade!
Buddy, your mall ain't getting used, so stop raising the roof!
Went from broke to broken to broken into, and now I'm breaking YOU!
Roll in, then stand in place; you call that a jump-scare?
How you gonna escalate? You can't make it upstairs!
I'm in mint condition; you're nothing but mulch and wet paper!
So keep those hands in the air; embrace your French nature!
Listen, Paul Blart, why don't you try out a different diet?
You're so pale, they should call you "The Iron-Deficient Giant"!
I'll chew you in the food court, make you bite-sized with teeth like these,
And show kids why it's important to eat your greens!

The Rolling Giant:
Let's put this on tape, so you learn in time
You couldn't corner me in malls unless you're merchandise!
I rolled into your chapters, waiting for the scary part, (What?)
And the biggest horror was the bill put on my credit card!
Funny-looking toys soak the floor with blood.
For an experiment, you love repeating formulas!
I suppose we both evoke some sense of nostalgia,
'Cause you remind me of the thousand trends you copied off of!
I know you love attention, but, er... don't make me follow you.
I'll get up in your lens and show the world how a dolly zooms!

Huggy Wuggy:
You're not Salad Fingers 'cause you're holding onto leaves! (Leaves!)
I saw you decompose before The Oldest View released! (Ooh!)
You spent every birthday rolling in the deep; the loneliest I've seen!
You might be the only piñata no one wants to beat! (Huh!)
I could give a tight hug, but it'll be quite rough when
I squeeze the life from MoistCritikal dried up!
What more can you do? Sitting through your tape is torture enough!
You call it experimental, I call it... b-boring as fuck!

Mall Staff:
Attention to all customers! Our mall staff would like to advise that the giant is now on the loose.
We advise that you consistently check behind you...

The Rolling Giant:
Or else he'll find you.
I'll do a favor to this genre by stomping on washed-up Monsters, Inc.!
You're the doll that couldn't monitor jack 'til a box was dropped and you got the slip!
Don't bother a monolith made to honor a botanist,
Or next time we're talking 'Poppy's', your grave will have them on top of it!
Don't run after me when you run out of all your gimmicks.
Swapped with Kissy because you're someone we won't be Missing!
And with Playtime's internet history, I would zip it!
I'll torment you to levels that not even Mob could mimic! (What!)
Make my wheels squeak, and I process you into couch cushions.
Watch me turn your security cameras into found footage!
Don't ask me what I want, 'cause I can see it: (Yeah?)
Here lies a dead horse who's constantly beaten!

Huggy Wuggy vs. The Rolling Giant - Rap Battle!

Cupid Vs Leprechaun Vs Easter Bunny - RAP BATTLE! - Ft. The Stupendium, Freeced & Little Flecks

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
LongestSoloEver as Caine
Jeesh as Alastor
garbageGothic as Pomni and Bubble
RaccoonBroVA as Jax

Caine:
(Well, well!) Welcome to the global network!
Where I'm from, we dispose of errors
That are just like him! His old soul is severed!
While we're breaking records, he's a broken record!
Seven years with his head in the dirt,
He's the Radio Demon and barely gets heard!
So, what's the name for our new companion?
He could be Caine; he got sonned by Adam!
(My, my!) Pal, you try to hide your past but I can see through
All the scars behind your laugh, I know the real truth!
Before you trap other souls inside your deal rules,
Maybe you should ask your owner to let your leash loose!
I'm on air, and gravity's a choice!
When he's on air, he's trapped between the noise!
But don't you worry; he won't be our main act
We all know he's powerless when Caine snaps!

Alastor:
You look a bit jittery; lay off the JavaScript
How many times can you glitch as a party trick?
If your fans aren't in hell for liking your show, they certainly are for the art of it!
We've no vacancy for another "Oh, what if this show for kids made you scream?"
There's a place the street across that you know well,
Take him to the "Haz-bin-done-before" Hotel!
I don't even really see what the fuss is,
Your pilot gave us 25 minutes of nothing!
But YouTube is flooded with more rip-offs and hoodwinks
Guess your bootlegs made a bigger digital footprint!
Truth is, you're a bad boss, and your hack job establishment might be fucked,
Because you were given a sandbox, and yet everybody in it wants to bite the dust!
Your world is sloppy code with bad graphics!
If I made that, I'd want myself Abstracted!
Nobody wants to stay inside of your domain; it’s like your guests got web trafficked!

Caine:
I know being on camera's not your forte;
Deer in the spotlight, was caught in 4K!
(Oh no!) Now you're dead, hunting for your next job,
And for your résumé, you've already got a headshot!
Now introducing: Pomni and Jax!
Uhhh, I don't think I can rap?
Just beat him up. What?!
What's a few broken bones to him? He's used to replacing the cast!
You're a bellhop with a Karen bob, Alastor,
So please hold the door while I speak to your manager!
Because you can't run ads, you've had your chance,
But you couldn't sell Angel Dust a bag of crack! (Can I get some?)
For a killer, you're very attached to a dead industry, but you know how it goes!
Video killed the radio star, and digital killed them both! (Both, both, both, both…)

Alastor:
Listen close, you worthless scum, if you don't shut your fucking gums,
I'll soon remove and cut that tongue, then pull each tooth out one by one.
I'll have the appendages severed, the rest of the meat that is left on your body peeled,
Cooked medium-rare and presenting your guests with their first proper meal.
You understand?
I'll put your tent under maintenance
And you in a lifelong sentence of braces!
All for this high tech; who would choose it?
You're the proof that AI is ruining music!
Used Candyland for your cruel amusement,
You can't sugarcoat what you do to humans!
Maybe I'll move our hotel near your chaos,
'Cause everything will become Hell if you Stay God!

Caine vs. Alastor - Rap Battle!

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/yk9lp19Vwx8?si=LoCy2NCGYKAG7HXU

Eddiefrb as Eric Cartman
Langle as Charlie Brown

garbageGothic as Lucy van Pelt
littleflecks as Kyle Broflovski

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Eric Cartman:
Oh my god, Kyle. Shut the fuck up and listen
I just found the first jew that celebrates Christmas
(shut up fatass) That’s right Kyle. Mel Gibson tried to warn me
I’ll have to fuck his mom tonight. I hear she’s pretty horny
Charlie Brown, was it? it must be really tough
Living with both depression and leukemia
So if you really want me to apologize
Come on down to South Park and suck these balls of mine
Bitch, I’m dropping bombs, just in case you couldn’t tell
Like Imaginationland, I’ll leave Peanuts full of shells
‘Cuz I’m making fat stacks, my pocket’s on Kyle’s mom
You fucking Gooback, this battle is my job
The lone Christmas tradition for poor children like Kenny (uh)
I’ve seen comics stand on their own better from Jimmy (uh)
My job here is done - you’re totally boned
So like your actors at puberty, I’m going home

Charlie Brown:
Someone tell Linus to see who I’m stuck with
He’d be thrilled to finally meet the Great Pumpkin
You two are alike, though not that he’s racist
But you’re so insecure that you need blanket statements
So if you want attention, start by ditching the mask
It’s like your fans are raccoons ‘cuz they keep digging your trash
You’re crying censorship, “none of the networks care about us
By the way, stream our new specials on Paramount Plus”
With the hate speech you’re dropping, of course your ratings are bombing 
Now you’re just chasing the profit and saving face like Muhammad
I mean, you can’t take a joke and your politics are backwards
Good grief, at least Kanye’s a good rapper
I inspired the show that you copy all the time
You even stole the Simpsons’ sad and gradual decline
Became middle-of-the-road, you lost track of what you fight against
So it makes sense you’d end up living on the side of it


Eric Cartman:
Oof, Charlie, you’re breaking my balls here - what a zinger
Didn’t expect soul from the kid in love with a ginger
Look, brah, I know it’s hard - y’know, dying of cancer
But I’m here to tell you that suicide is not the answer
And don’t try to hide it, I can tell by your face
Everyone in your family thinks you’re a fucking disgrace
And I bet that your weight’s something they bully you for
‘Cuz you’re big boned like me, except way way more
But keep your two chins up, Charlie, don’t give in to fear
Who cares if you haven’t been relevant in 56 years
Who cares if all your friends secretly think you’re totally lame
Who cares if all the girls who respect you are totally gay
Damn it, I know it’s so hard, but man, you gotta hold on
‘Cuz middle aged moms would miss you so much if you were gone
You may have nothing to live for, but dude, you gotta let it go
No, no, Charlie, don’t do it, don’t do it, noooo!

Lucy van Pelt:
Why don’t you pick on someone your own size, you object
I’d say you’re too round to be a blockhead
But now that the shrink has arrived, you might shrivel
Given your rhymes, I’ll pick at your mind for no nickel
I’m guessing it all went wrong when your mother
Slept with so many wieners, you moved into another
Dad left her, and he was so happy with his new lover
‘Till you turned him into chili and then fed him to your brother
You repulsive freak! Nobody would love you in their right mind
Someone tell Heidi to hide and get her some iodine
All your friends think you’re an antisemitic ogre
No wonder Kyle hates you - pork isn’t kosher
You’re worthless! Hopelessly, utterly and completely
And I don’t sugarcoat it, cuz then you’d probably eat me
Here’s my final two cents, this counts for the winner
Spell it out, Charlie Brown!

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat Arranged by GlitchDude
Beat prod. by bailey daniel and GlitchDude
Art by ryTchie
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Eric Cartman vs Charlie Brown - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. III)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/vh-_OgEm_7s?si=M6Ed-Y5U8uQ732ue

RecD as Dr. Doofenshmirtz
True Evil Villain as Doctor Doom

Eric the Audible as Norm

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Doctor Doom:
Tune into the thrilling new beginning of Doom
The villain too illin’ who’s willing to prove it
You’ll never catch up with crimes like Heinz
Keep your two nickels, I got rhymes like dimes

Doom - not to be Confused with Doofenshmirtz
(The goofy twerp who’s Looney Tune contraptions usually work against him?)
Yes. Even my henchmen are ahead of you
Where’s your pedigree when your nemeses are a petting zoo

Your wife took Vanessa, then she left ya
That woman is your ex and they call me the Professor
She blew my Reed Richard, flipped it over, slammed it
Just one thrust and busted, like Candace

Now your chance of remarryin’ is very slim
As for Perry, I’d parry him, then bury him
Put the name of his gang on his grave
Just remember all caps - O.W.C.A

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Victor von Doom, how completely expected
And by Victor, I mean the next to be bested
I don’t remember inventing a mech this pathetic
(Sir?) Well, Norm’s the exception, but

I mean, just look at you! You act like you’re great
But one scratch and you grafted a mask to your face
I mean, geez, you could have at least tried some ointment
Or, you know, only put the mask on when you went out
I’m just saying, you had options here

I have a scheme that will haunt you much greater
Behold, the world’s tiniest violin-ator
It blocks the Latverian sun and kills your crops
Now there’s famine in your country and it just won’t stop
(Don’t stop!) I can’t stop, first I have to put this foe at ease
And prove he Ain’t Got Rhythm with no Platypus Controlling Me
After this defeat, go fix your nerd suit, Viktor
‘Cuz all your plans end with you saying CURSE YOU, RICHARDS!

Doctor Doom:
Pop the toolie on Balloony and blow you both full of holes
(THE IRON LEADER IS IN TOTAL CONTROL.)
Dude’s different - the dimwitted lose to true brilliance
And Doof’s an idiot while (DOOM WAS IMMINENT.)

(SOMETIMES THE BOMB MIGHT EXPLODE..
…WITHOUT ANY WARNING.)

Doom’s bomb’s ‘bout to blow - Doof, stop drop and roll
Spew hot coal like snot blowing through nostrils
Might pop pops in the dome and taunt “got your nose”
Father oughta go back to the garden gnomes guardin’ homes

Holmes, whatever the case is
Do it like kickball and cover all the bases
It’s a Fantastic stretch tryna conquer Latveria
But first, get in a state to try the Tri State Area

Landed in Danville, said “Take me to your Guv’nor”
Proceeded to have a wonderful supper with your brother
He said your mother doesn’t love ya - I don’t blame her
You spend your summers self-destructing your inators

What a failure - Gee, I wonder where’d the Time go
So down on his luck that now he’s bunkin’ with Milo
4 seasons and nothing to show for it at all
I guess once summer ends, then comes the fall

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
As a kid in Gimmelschtump, our income was lesser
I was poorer than your live action track record
So growing up in your country might have been nice
But one thing Drusselstein did have is civil rights

So if we’re talking backstories, you’ve got it worse
Both your mom and your dad died while you were a boy
Neither of my parents showed up to my birth
But they missed all my birthdays entirely by choice

Messed with Mephisto and you took the L
Blew up your face and it got you expelled
Reed tried to warn you, you paid him back well
By sending his son foot-diving straight into hell!

You sacrificed your lover and the power drove you cuckoo
Good luck finding another lady that suits you
This isn’t a prank, no, my victory was foolproof
The trophy is Doof’s, and you’ll do what I say (woop woop!)

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat Arranged by Eddiefrb
Beat prod. by bailey daniel and David Arcade Beats
Art by Lew Kreerdun and kayjaysee
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Dr. Doofenshmirtz vs Doctor Doom - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. III)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/2y3qZQ18qDc?si=kDONaJMQfP_JhOEI

PE$O PETE as The Flying Dutchman
LIME KING as King K. Rool

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The Flying Dutchman:
As i travel through the trough, mixing terror with the tide
You should peep how i was sought, I see you lack won't bat an eye
Deeper down than all your thoughts, In a locker bitch i hide
Watch the clock? No, watch your mouth 
‘Cuz this right here that Captain's pride
Give you a fright, leaving him light
Cuz I took his loot, all his lackeys, and life
We give you a scare but I know you got something scarier
Buss out a mirror and look at that eye
Great blue depth only has one best when i pull my sword, shit won’t play nice
No way no weight to ya name, only weight in ya frame, bro, lay off them Lays, alright?
(Ha) He shoulda known never mess with the dutchman 
Rollin this king in a blunt now he dutch-man
(Damn) Never contest with the one man 
You ain't a villain, you more like a stunt man
King and his army all falling to one man
There's only one man scarin’ the spongeman
I got advice
You wanna live and go cherish your life? Then you better move

King K. Rool:
My name King K. Rool
Gon’ be cruel how I spray this ghoul where he stays
Make DK drool, banana clips in the tool when I aim 
These bullets gon’ pool in your face
How you let that square on your pirate crew? 
He can’t even pass boating school, the disgrace
Ew, how that boy smelling like stool?
He got a whole department of perfume at his place
Imma keep it a K, Pockets full with a K
Flip name how I rule with a K
NBA how my 2Ks dribble
If we duel it's a KO, we gon leave him bruised OK
Caught the fool 4K at the KK with 62 cents while the jewel on my cape 20K
How you stay underwater and still stay without drip?
I’ve seen better looking ghosts in the KKK
(shuh) I’m the motherfucking Crème de la Crème of the Kremlings
Men meet they end when my army's assembling
Got him trembling, they know who the king is
Doom is impending, thing is I’m a villain's villain
This boy is a bedtime story, I’m a king with millions 
I don’t take opinions, bitch, I rule these seas
You’re just one my civilians

The Flying Dutchman:
Oh yeah? Then show me
You live by the shore, that shit weak
Bro, it’s big man Dutchman - I'm in the deep
And if you wanna see, we take him beneath
Cuz if you want the sea, Lil’ bitch, thats a double 
You drowning in trouble, you fuckin with me
Like bro, stop pressing
We can sink ships right now and Dutchman fly out the wreckage 
Bitch, I’m flexin’
You shouldn't mess with a gas-green-ghoul
This tool leave em gangrene, cut out the boot
You say you a king but you second in line to your own IP, lil’ bitch, you a tool
He think he a king?
I put the K to his head like we gon’ see who rule
I pull up with 50 goons
Say you got all that drip? You a kiddie pool, dumb bitch

King K. Rool:
This Blunderbuss gon’ shut him up when I take a chunk out that man ship 
Know the handheld cannon be damaging
Nah, fuck that - King Krusher, I’m handing him hands again
He be all green, so when I flame him I get baked like a ramekin
Why would I panic? This phantom be a damn embarrassment
He must forget that his opps turned that man to a mannequin
(And that’s canon)
So he’d only pass me if I was a window shopper
We don’t send him to school, just to Davy’s locker
Imma kill him like he wasn’t dead already
Got the Blast-o-matic, we gon’ singe his block and not a thing will stop me
Bullets gon’ fly, bitch, there been a chopper in my backpack
Imma clap back like they hit my belly

Written by PE$O PETE, LIME KING and Eddiefrb
Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by Natsu Fuji
Beat Arranged by Eddiefrb
Art by BMB
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

The Flying Dutchman vs King K. Rool - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. III)

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Lee Bergantino as BENDROWNED
Yukigloom as SONIC.EXE

BENDROWNED:
The curse of the cartridge is coming to light.
Do what you do best and run for your life.
I took one look at your ugly design,
And now we both got blood in our eyes.
We corrupted our games and took over computers, but let me put a lens on the truth:
While you ended up inspiring some users... I ended up inspiring you. (Run.)
They say, "Don't judge a book by its cover."
What a bummer, that alone has your whole story covered.
You strike a pose and then cut up all your friends to bits;
Link must've played the Elegy of Edginess.
The emptiest narrative ever since the vessel where I hid
So let me try to better it; BEN has been known to edit scripts.
You sent your pals to heaven, beheaded, and left 'em tortured,
I guess you saved the best to end last; now it's YOURTURN.

SONIC.EXE:
I hope you're faster than your YouTube show,
'Cause I kill tales when they move too slow!
I'm aware that your ritual didn't do much,
But if you want death, X gon' give it to ya!
Your cartridge blows; you need a redesign!
Coming from a CD, I'd rather boot up the CD-i!
You were the sacrificial lamb of some mad religion,
Tried to ascend, but couldn't get past the baptism! (RAHAHAHAHA!)
Come on, keep this interesting, kid; you've gone stale!
You've been free... in an old guy's yard sale!
You wanna be your hero? Better luck next time!
'Cause you are a Link... to your cult's website!
Your project's out, but the hype was gone!
You were watered down; it's a dying cause!
After all this time, your notoriety's lost!
Every child sees my smile and knows I AM GOD!

BENDROWNED:
?pord seidob akem I erehw wonk annaw uoy oD
Do you wanna know where I make bodies drop?
.tops eht kram lliw X, hguone nooS
Soon enough, X will mark the spot.
Every single land I touch, the scent of death lingers.
You'll remain the same you've always been: a dead ringer!
Your story's like your disc: a curse passed to every new kid,
But your program can't be fixed, no matter how much you reboot it! (Try again!)
You can't swim; you've been drowning, and your whole arc's
Water under the bridge, since you were moved to where the trolls are!
But hide and seek with your origin will have to do...
Finding me? You should worry 'bout who founded you...

SONIC.EXE:
Clock's ticking, Big BEN; that was regrettable!
Get off your high horse; I'll chase you off that pedestal!
You think you're clever 'cause you're hiding in a database,
But all you managed to do is run an AMA!
The Father's a Luna-tic!
And you are the son who's eclipsed by the Moon Children!
Trapped in that statue; your errors are grave!
I'd say you've met with a terrible faith!
Found a new form for your soul in the end?
It just makes it all easier to hold down your head!
There's so many pools of blood where I can drown you!
Let's see if your lungs will be ready for Round 2!

SONIC.EXE vs. BENDROWNED - Rap Battle!

Freshy Kanal SONIC.EXE vs BENDROWNED

The Once-ler vs. Jack Skellington - Freshy Kanal

Freshy Kanal Taylor Swift vs Kanye West

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Shwabadi as Arthur Morgan
Ethan Connor Condon as Trevor Philips

Arthur Morgan:
I know you like denial, but this is brazenly dumb.
You should pick better fights, but... can't change what's done.
I'm a headhunter; you're wanted dead or alive.
Cut right there on your neck? I'd be mighty obliged!
There ain't enough space for the two of us on my route.
Gotta teach a druggie 'bout shooting up at high noon.
I ride with my crew; yours ties you in a tight noose.
Christ, kid! Even your own hairline would slight you!
It ain't my place to judge whatever business you have,
But your mom fucked you up... and you'd fuck her back?
My poor horse would drop from all the baggage you got!
So maybe get lost, like this is the mall and I'm your pops!
You're too off-the-rails for a heist; that's your problem.
But I've found any trainwreck is prolly worth robbin'!
It eats you alive that Mike crushed all you ever did.
This cannibal freak got a taste of his own medicine!

Trevor Phillips:
I'm sorry, cowboy... we actin' like we're tough?
Sure you'd take the smoke with that crap inside your lungs?
Wanna get rough, cowboy? Guess we're in luck...
You can lick my nuts and pretend I'm Dutch!
And tell me, where's the money that he promised you?
Cough it up, not the blood! FUCK! What is wrong with you?!
One girl has talked to you that wasn't a prostitute!
And she still left; only pigs ever wanted you!
We both know you shouldn't bring a rat to your cheddar,
But what's it to ya? Your stash is a couple cans in the desert!
That is your treasure? You hipsters in the mountains make me pissed off.
Bumfucks don't even have a doorstep I can shit on!

Arthur Morgan:
Where do you get off blabberin' about attraction?
You don't get a passing glance from gals 'til you kidnap 'em!
I would never cave and be some stooge for the government.
There's more bits of brain on yer boot than yer fuckin' head!
I don't like to hold grudges, and yet you're under my skin.
Vengeance is a fool's game, but so is lettin' ya live!
Let's finish what's started... Can I get a witness protection?
I got bullets with your name and no more Brad-skull to catch 'em!

Trevor Phillips:
What a brave guy, tryna pay for his crimes
While his wife died for less than the change on her eyes!
Drop the nice guy polite "pick me" act, you fuckhead!
Dragging bodies through nature with that shiny moral compass!
'Cause fuck that! Honor's an excuse to die broke!
I'd sell your heart of gold and use that light dough to buy smokes!
You're at the end of my rope, so keep your lasso strapped!
I'll drag your ass until you really get to see Tahiti and back!
Wanna get wasted? I got rounds you drown in!
So when you go to Hell, tell Lenny that you found him!

Arthur Morgan vs. Trevor Philips - Rap Battle!

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Caine - SpideyVA
Alastor - QuackzTND/RoletaRND (quackz i roleta to ta sama osoba)
Pomni - QuackzTND/RoletaRND (quackz i roleta to ta sama osoba)
Jax - SpideyVA
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lost media, sory

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