At The Trap Ft. Mac

This ain't a rap

The boys are back and this time Jesse survives a harrowing 10 minute drive home. Meanwhile Crendor finds himself at what me the nerdiest, goofiest, weirdest bar in the midwest. Also a man by the name of Deez Nuts gets arrested and the boys discover that ancient romans were lazy as hell when it came to naming things. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor!

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Episode 418 - Deez Nuts

LunaticmoonVA as Vaggie
Mochii as Undyne
Written by: Ego
Mixed by: jordy
Cover art by: Cidisswo

LYRICS:

EGO RAP BATTLES!!!!

UNDYNE!!!!

VS!!!!

VAGGIE!!!!

BEGIN!!!!

[Undyne]
Fuhuhuhuhu
En garde, Undyne attacks, flee, demon
(Ngahhh) Royal guard, we go high like when she’s singing
(Ngahhh) You take more orders than Grillby’s, you’re adams bitch
Hid the genocides from Charlie now shes got you playing pacifist
Listen, brat, you won’t humiliate me
I’m the only underground rapper in the main stream
Understand, Vagatha, you’ll be history like manga
When I leave you like your past, filled with extermination

[Vaggie]
I’m sorry, what the fuck was all that?
Step in hell, and you’ll collapse in seconds, like the hotlands
You’re the leader of the royal guard? Fuck that shit
I've seen better heroine in Angel’s drug stashes
Hate to tell you, but life ain’t anime, Un
You’re not an Alphys, this fish is a betta
Your fans harassing lets players, is what's getting them off?
I'll do what Markiplier couldn't and finish you off

[Undyne the Undying]
The wind howls, as the waterfall flows
The tragic tale of our people, started long long ago
No, why don’t I spare you with the details of our kind
When I could spear you and put X’s on both your eyes cuz YOU’RE GONNA DIE
I’m Undyne the undying, run for your life
Out for LV but you get none, CUT like a lime
You’re a friendless, self loathing, punk, I despise
Like a trust fall, you let down everyone in your life
I’m the crime fighter, putting Charlie's Angel in her place
Here's a jape, I’ll play a game of tic tac toe on your face!
LETS FINISH THIS, no one can deter my determination 
Even Papyrus’s pasta ain’t as tasteless as your name is

[Vaggie]
You got that out? You’re pathetic, you know that?
They call it under tail cuz you can’t get your head out your own ass
You melted away like your house cooking, when you tried stopping Frisk
I saved a kid from monsters, you could barely save a Monster Kid
I’d rather do battle with Shyren, at least her lyrics hit hard
This fish tanked, and you wanna put me in a box?
This angel turned you into dust, like the human did
Kept an eye out for Papyrus, now both of you are pupil-less

Vaggie vs Undyne (Hazbin Hotel vs Undertale) - Ego Rap Battles

The boys are back and this time Jesse has been out into the world of Black Friday and once again a total let down. Thankfully Thanksgiving provided more than enough stories. Meanwhile Crendor has become a tad obsessed with booktok! All that and a teddy bear that blasts off into space on a brand new Cox n' Crendor!

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Episode 488 - Paddington in SPAAAAAAAACE

The boys are back and this time Crendor is obsessed with 90 Day Fiance, a show Jesse knows nothing about. Also have you ever wanted a hamburger covered in clam chowder? Well Jesse has the place for you! And finally a seal (not the musician) goes out to eat. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor!

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Episode 490 - Another Seal of Approval

The King is back and with a brand new, reworked, and beautifully written story by K. Banning Kellum, who has appeared in last year's Halloween Countdown and Creepypasta Storytime. Mr. Kellum is here to explain his origin, his obsession, and the lust for death and murder. This is the last story of our 2016 Halloween Countdown, hoped you all enjoyed the stories and Happy Halloween Everyone! (Art in the video comes from GeneralDrowned.)

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0tUJPPvRR0

Read along! The story can be found here: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Jeff_the_Killer_2015

Creepypasta Storytime (Disc 10)

Jeff the Killer by K. Banning Kellum

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