Swallowed My AirPods Again

Oops, All Ketamine (Breakfast of Champions. Probably.)

I'll Never Not Remember

Microwaved Hotdog in a Rental Car

Uncle Greg’s Bail Money

Skrillex Ruined My Marriage

Swallowed My AirPods Again

Life's A Vape (at Grandma's Funeral)

Monster Energy Baptism

Just wanna stick the landing right. (Owen Hart had it right)

Discord on my nipples