This song came from the strange quiet between chaos and convenience — that trance where rebellion feels easier from the couch. I wanted to capture that glazed-over hypnosis, the way we trade agency for comfort, scrolling through revolutions like TV reruns. It’s satire and confession all at once — I’ve been that person, too.

Lyrically, it’s a sermon from the remote’s perspective — the smug little god of distraction narrating humanity’s downfall in real time. Every click is control disguised as choice, every commercial a confession. It’s funny, bleak, and a little too true.

In the Shiitake Products world, this track sits in the realm of media decay and spiritual static — where satire becomes prophecy. It’s rebellion through absurdism, a mirror held up to our modern trance.

Lyrics:

Yeah… I’ve seen some things, man.
Couch stains. Late-night snacks.
Revolutions paused for bathroom breaks.
I’m the real one running the show.

I’m the king of the coffee table,
Thumbed through a thousand fates.
Skip the news, skip the truth,
You just want another taste.
Scrollin’ through the holy channels,
Prayin’ for a brand-new fix,
You say you’re free, but you can’t even pee
Without checking what’s on at six.

And I don’t talk back, I just obey,
But every click’s another price you pay.

I’m the remote, yeah — master of your plans,
Changing the world with your greasy hands.
Volume up, revolution on mute,
Capitalism tastes like take-out food.
I’m the remote, and I’ve seen it all,
Empires rise, empires fall.
You binge, you buy, you stay the same,
I sell you comfort in a brand-new name.

I watched you vote with your subscriptions,
Saw your soul sold two-for-one.
You talk about change on channel five,
But flip to six before it’s done.
You fight the power with a shopping cart,
Chant slogans in surround sound.
You say you’re waking up — but nah,
You’re just lying further down.

I don’t lead — I just follow,
But I set the tone for your tomorrow.

I’m the remote, yeah — king of the show,
Switching your highs, programming your lows.
Flick through freedom, pause on regret,
Add to cart — you ain’t finished yet.
I’m the remote, and I hold the key,
Every choice feels free… but it runs through me.

Coming up next — more promises you don’t need.
Stay tuned for the end of the world,
Brought to you by… someone richer than you.

I’m the remote, yeah — ghost in your hand,
Selling salvation on demand.
Press my buttons, I’ll press yours too,
You own the screen — but it’s owning you.
I’m the remote, and I’m here to stay,
Click by click, I pave the way.
You change the channel, but never the game,
Different name, same damn frame.

Remote Controlled

Pocket Fulla Swishas: A Series Of Smoker's Interludes [Volumes I & II]
Produced By: Young Swisher Beats

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Young Nate - Hunnid (Prod. Stvnk!)

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Step (Lyrics)

Yeah don’t lean when I step uh, check what you wish

Yeah, Ay 

Don’t lean when I step, Check what you wish 

Check from a job, and a kiss from a bitch

She a bad hoe, She love to eat the dick 

Sorry for the french i up Kahoots when I spit 

Never spoke, but I speak uh, V6 underneath uh 

I may not be the best, But I’m better than he 

She always asking who, So I’mma ask it to 

We talking bout the parallels between me and you 

And yes I meant you, The one who always listens 

I can’t hear shit when I’m revving up my engine 

I know I got flaws, So imma get some food 

Fuck the dude Donald’s he was acting hella rude 

I love late night driving, Subs bump lively 

So many fucking deer on these roads I’m not lying 

I love a obstacle, My death is probable 

But I don’t give a fuck, Cause we are not the one 

mean you are not the one, I know I am the one, cause i think I already won 

And I cannot win with two, I do not watch the news 

I don’t believe in god, And for politics I’m through

Ay 

I’m a waste of a life, A hollow vessel speaks 

The room is so damn quiet, You could hear the crickets speak 

And I know I cannot change, I was born in it 

I can hope for a death with some fucking joy in it

Step (Prod. Billdidthebeat X Katabeats)

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