The first track is the first shop you find after the Ruins, the second is a miniature shop that pops up here and there.

Recreation help from @xnqqq.

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* Oh-!!
* I don't think I've had this kinda customer before..
* Eh, what the hell! Take a gander!

Non-Stop Shop! + Pop-Up Shop?

* Smells like home... 
* You are filled with the wonderful scent of half-baked butterscotch.

[Uzai Inu Reupload] cable

TROBBER
* Longprose, Longprose on the wall...
* Who's the Trobbest of them all?

LONGPROSE
* Mr. Cyber, oh, my king!
* He's the Trobbest of them all.

TROBBER
* WHAT?! It can't be!
* My name is literally "Trobber"!
* How is my own brother even Trobber than me?!
* I have to get to the bottom of this...

Longprose, Longprose on the Wall

Tenacious Tenna

* You take the lead, grabbing the knob to the door and flinging it open.
* You and your friends are whisked away to the new universe. After a short while of searching, you eventually find an Earth-like planet to inhabit. Everyone sets foot onto the surface.

KANAYA: Oh My
MEENAH: man it sure is weird to be on the surface of a planet where the sun dont fry you alive
EQUIUS: D --> Although I must admit that I am rather disappointed with the fact that my technology was not the cause of our freedom, I do feel
EQUIUS: D --> Relieved
EQUIUS: D --> Relieved that we are no longer trapped, and relieved that we have found a beautiful new home
KARKAT: YOU SAID THIS PLANET WAS THE MOST LIKE YOUR HOME, JOHN?
KARKAT: ... I COULD GET USED TO A PLACE LIKE THIS.
KARKAT: OH MAN I CAN'T WAIT TO REDESIGN MY HIVE. THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS THAT I WISH I PUT INTO ITS ORIGINAL BUILD WHEN I WAS A WIGGLER.
JADE: hey, dave?
JADE: do you think this planet has any native animals?
DAVE: if there arent we can always just use the ecto labs to populate the world with stuff from earth and alternia
JADE: really?! oh, i can't wait!!!
JADE: come on, let's start looking now!!!
MEENAH: hold up for a sec puppygurl
MEENAH: i wanna revel in this moment
KANAYA: I Agree
KANAYA: Lets Just Stay Here For A Moment Longer Watching The Sunrise
MEENAH: or is that a sunset
MEENAH: hell if i know
MEENAH: all i know is that this is the start of a new beginning for trollkind
MEENAH: humans too i guess but mostly trolls
MEENAH: yo john
MEENAH: got a favor to ask of ya
MEENAH: how do you feel about bein my right fin man when it comes to teachin me and other trolls about the way your kind floats their boats
* You accept Meenah's offer to help.
JADE: yeah! john will do great at his job!
JADE: better than i think myself, dave, or rose could, since... well...
JADE: we all were living with trolls for a while. i think we forgot what it's like to be human!
JADE: in the meantime, i'm getting a head start on animal searching! come on, dave!!
* Jade runs off, gleefully.
DAVE: well
DAVE: someones gotta keep her from getting hurt
DAVE: see you guys later
* Dave follows in pursuit.
KARKAT: DAVE ALONE WON'T BE ENOUGH TO WRANGLE HER. JADE, WAIT UP!
* Karkat then charges after them.
EQUIUS: D --> I must go find and mark the perfect location for my new roboti% laboratory
* Equius heads off as well.
MEENAH: hm
MEENAH: horseboy has a fair point
MEENAH: gotta go find a spot for my new castle
KANAYA: Alright
MEENAH: sea ya
* Meenah exits, twirling her trident around.
KANAYA: It Would Seem That Everyone Is Quite Eager At Getting Started With The Development Plans
KANAYA: John
KANAYA: You Came From A World Like This
KANAYA: With My Understanding Of Human Relationships Typically An Adult Human Takes Care Of An Adolescent Until They Are Fully Grown
KANAYA: But Since There Are No Adult Humans What Will You Do Now
* You tell Kanaya that you would like to stay with her and her lusus-sprite.
KANAYA: I See You Caught On To What I Was Getting At
KANAYA: John
KANAYA: I Am Sure That My Lusus Would Love To Care For You As Well
KANAYA: Though Looking Back If You Had Told Her This Back At The Brooding Caverns I Am Certain That None Of This Would Have Occurred
KANAYA: I Suppose It Is A Good Thing That You Waited So Long
* You and Kanaya share a laugh together.
CALLIOPE: what aboUt me, if i may ask?
CALLIOPE: might i stay with the three of yoU as well? i know that my kind aren't really a social species, bUt i woUld like to give it a try, at the very least.
KANAYA: Well I Suppose
KANAYA: If You And John Truly Want To Stay With Us
KANAYA: We Will Do Our Best To Take Care Of You For As Long As You Need
KANAYA: Her As A Human Mother And I As A Human Sister
KANAYA: Alright Now Lets Go
KANAYA: Everyone Is Waiting For Us
* You, Calliope, and Kanaya walk off together towards the sun.

Skaia

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̴̟̓͋̎ͅY̴̤̾̃̒O̴̰̙̪̅͆̍U̸͍̽͑ ̵͕̞̬̽͒T̸̲͍͑̅̚R̵̡̉1̶̰̠͗̚e̵͙̕ ̶͓̬͘Ḏ̸͕̿͌ ̷̮̤̊̈̓ ̷̨̱̰̐̑͘T̵̯͓̭̍͝O̶̜̪̤͂́͠ ̵̩̼̯̑C̶͇̳͗̄̍K̶̠̮̿#̷̧̳̄͠)̴̳̊̕_̶̝̾Ķ̸̬͍̍͋ ̸̛̲͇̈́̽M̸̢͂E̶̝̜͖̐̚!̴̫̀
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D̸͎̘̋̑Ę̶̡̑̀A̵̡̦͗Ĺ̶̠͍̅͠ͅ ̸̡̩̈́G̷̠̬̞̾̓͛Ọ̶̻̻͋Ņ̶̐͝E̸̤̤̊̓ ̸̣̪͚͘W̴̻̅̄R̴̤̅O̸̭̿̈̂Ń̶̗̯͚G̴̢̀͋̚ͅ (4/5)

J.66 the cicada - ??????

New my jevilswap take!!
He based on cicada3301, incognito logo guy, sans and cicada larva