Punk Demos Collection I

I Got Caught Jacking Off In Church, But They Welcomed Me Back With Open Arms

1.3.1.2. intro/outro

In this track, you will hear the immortalized beautiful words of Mr. Flaherty, CEO of Flair Communications, and cofounder of the Chicago Marathon.

Mr. CEO

Would anyone with lyrics care to add vocals? Message us. Sonja doesn't want me to sing. The last time I did, she shoved an ice cream cone in my face. -Christoph

95 days (instrumental version)

Grandma drinks vanilla extract and beats me

more bits of (potentially illegally) recorded calls. This is a short sample; plenty more to come from this gentleman.

They're not liberals (1st rough mix)

We are the Trouser Cops. Pull 'em up, asshole!

Christoph Johnson - guitar, bass, samples, programming
Sonja Spritzen - synths, drum machines, effects, programming

I Got Caught Jacking Off In Church, But They Welcomed Me Back With Open Arms

The Trouser Cops