Theme track dedicated to all Netwolfs.org fellas.

Technical Tune Selector - NetWolfs (2005)

In a future we will finish building a machine that sends sound back in time, we will use this to write the 'C' word in the waveforms of the soundcloud player. White Tantrum or Whightuh tantarumnb or something are Me, Lee and Adam, none of us are musicians (except Lee and Adam). Being a shambolic non-band is part of an ongoing collaborative project that consists of multi media-installations, music, and email. The three of us have been playing together for six years, we set out to destroy serious culture when we finished school and have achieved nothing. What's here is stuff one to three of us have made either together in real space or via file sharing to overcome geography. The equipment we use are these; effects pedals, smartphones, drums, bass guitars, energy drinks and shouting, more. We don't do gigs, but we will do one one day. What will happen is this:
For our fifteen minute slot at some open mic night in Bristol we will stand in the sparse crowd berating ourselves for our absence (shouting "you're not even there you fucking idiots!" etc). There will only be 17 people at the gig but all of them will go on to form bands, and kill themselves. Someone from some obscure zine will be there though and we will slowly build a cult following for our no-show cussdowns. 
Then, in a future after our deaths the white tantrum sound gains global dominance via Holographic Remastering and time tourism. Sometimes when we're practicing (for nothing) we catch a glimpse of a timetourist fan in our peripheral vision, perhaps when their probability gradient becomes anti-aliased to the extent that parts of the boundary of their field approach 1:1. "I don't know tech stuff... I didn't build the fucking thing!"  "My thanks."